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Reviews by 'Anika'
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Nurse Betty (2000)
Traumatized Betty; that's funny?
Dec 2, 2003
Scored 1/5
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There's Something About Mary (1998)
Geriatric tongues her pooch.
Dec 2, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(3)
Bad Santa (2003)
Hollywood assaults Santa's character.
Dec 17, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Clockwork Orange, A (1971)
McDowell gets Golum eyes.
Dec 3, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Men Of Honor (2000)
Diver-sity sunk in melodrama.
Sep 1, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(3)
Patriot, The (2000)
Leaden soldiers make bullets.
Dec 1, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Stalag 17 (1953)
'Hogan's Heroes' blueprint.
Jan 21, 2004
Scored 2/5
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Armageddon (1998)
Asteroid, eardrums destroyed.
Dec 1, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Blazing Saddles (1974)
Methane supper aura lingers.
Dec 3, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Capricorn One (1977)
O.J. doesn't get away.
Dec 2, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(5)
Chicken Run (2000)
Claymation chickens in bondage.
Dec 7, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Cromwell (1970)
Prig in pilgrim's hat.
Nov 30, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Dancer In The Dark (2000)
Tragically myopic Bjork.
Jan 8, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Dersu Uzala (1975)
Chinese gnome traverses Siberia.
Dec 2, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Eyes Wide Shut (1999)
Sex gorge regurgitates couple.
Dec 3, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Full Metal Jacket (1987)
Vietnam war in England.
Dec 2, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Galaxy Quest (1999)
Star Trek warped, 10!
Nov 30, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Glen Or Glenda (1953)
Pseudohermaphroditism demystified.
Dec 1, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
La Bamba (1987)
Brother enters drawing 'contest'.
Dec 5, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Matrix Reloaded, The (2003)
Neo gets Trinity's shades.
Dec 1, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Mrs. Doubtfire (1993)
Williams wears caked make-up.
Dec 3, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Pay It Forward (2000)
Schoolboy starts kindness ripple.
Dec 17, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Se7en (1995)
Denouement of catechism quiz.
Dec 3, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Shallow Hal (2001)
Inner beauty blinds Hal.
Dec 17, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country (1991)
Bones malpractices on Klingon.
Dec 2, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Star Trek: Insurrection (1998)
Alien facials recall 'Brazil'.
Dec 11, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Star Trek: Nemesis (2002)
Good clone, bad clone.
Feb 1, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Star Trek: The Motion Picture (1979)
Bald female reassures Shatner.
Dec 5, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)
Amidala weight trains neck.
Dec 7, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Star Wars: Episode II - Attack Of The Clones (2002)
Lucas can't clone success.
Dec 9, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Thelma And Louise (1991)
Female 'Dukes' upset guys.
Dec 8, 2003
Scored 3/5
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28 Days Later (2002)
Manchester soldiers de-evolve.
Dec 4, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001)
Spielberg Schmaltz gums circuitry.
Dec 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
About Schmidt (2002)
Runaway in motorhome.
Nov 30, 2003
Scored 4/5
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American Beauty (1999)
Blowing trash made beautiful.
Dec 3, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Amistad (1997)
Amistad, no �friend ship�.
Dec 14, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(5)
Antwone Fisher (2002)
Fisher, surprisingly good catch.
Nov 30, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Antz (1998)
Incest-er morphs to insect?
Dec 8, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Barry Lyndon (1975)
O'Neill sports 1700's duds.
Dec 3, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Bend It Like Beckham (2002)
Jesminder kicks about tradition.
Dec 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Blair Witch Project, The (1999)
'snot the usual close-up.
Dec 3, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(6)
Caine Mutiny, The (1954)
Crew capsizes paranoid captain.
Dec 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Cast Away (2000)
Wilson: round silent type.
Dec 11, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(17)
Chinatown (1974)
Nicholson gets third nostril.
Dec 8, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Contact (1997)
New-Agey space encounter.
Dec 3, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Dragonheart (1996)
A hearty dragon tale.
Dec 3, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial (1982)
NA-SS-A seeks, nabs extra-terrestrial.
Dec 9, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Emperor's Club, The (2002)
Student scores below Hundert.
Nov 30, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Finding Nemo (2003)
Another motherless Disney urchin.
Jan 23, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Frenzy (1972)
Bartender, potatoes, barmaid sacked.
Jan 4, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Frequency (2000)
Scramble avoids mega hurts.
Nov 30, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Green Mile, The (1999)
Talented mouse, unconscionable end.
Dec 3, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Identity (2003)
Killer embraces inner child.
Dec 1, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(9)
Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade (1989)
Connery models good penmanship
Dec 9, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Jackie Brown (1997)
Jackie Brown bags it.
Dec 2, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(5)
Jurassic Park (1993)
Amber parks Mesozoic DNA.
Dec 9, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Killing, The (1956)
Sterling crime noir horse.
Dec 3, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Life Is Beautiful (1997)
Holocaust hilarity?
Dec 3, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Lolita (1962)
Kid's cavity filled again.
Dec 2, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Mariachi, El (1992)
Independent inspiration for 'Desperado'.
Dec 3, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Memento (2000)
Killer has inky arm.
Dec 2, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Mighty Wind, A (2003)
Folk music mockumentary.
Jan 8, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Minority Report (2002)
Punishment and no Crime.
Nov 30, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Mulholland Drive (2001)
Despairing dyke's dying daydream.
Dec 8, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Nicholas Nickleby (2002)
Rich uncle mistreats kin.
Dec 13, 2003
Scored 4/5
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North By Northwest (1959)
Grant double-crossed by mom.
Dec 3, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Once Upon A Time... When We Were Colored (1995)
Black folks navigating segregation.
Dec 4, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Pirates Of The Caribbean: The Curse Of The Black Pearl (2003)
Bloom as Guybrush Threepwood.
Dec 2, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Pulp Fiction (1994)
Travolta: Amateur heart surgeon.
Dec 1, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Road To Perdition (2002)
Hanks in photo finish.
Jan 8, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Rocky Horror Picture Show, The (1975)
Velvety lips opening, mesmerizing.
Dec 3, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Rope (1948)
Dinner on dead friend.
Jan 9, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Shining, The (1980)
Doc mazes; Jack frosted.
Dec 2, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Single White Female (1992)
Heddie attempts Allie carbon.
Dec 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Sling Blade (1996)
Thornton very convincing moron.
Dec 3, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Spartacus (1960)
Douglas match: thumbs 'down'.
Dec 3, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Star Trek III: The Search For Spock (1984)
Starfleet, Klingons swap vessels.
Dec 9, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home (1986)
Kirk transports kindred blowhole.
Dec 8, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Star Wars: Episode VI - Return Of The Jedi (1983)
Saccharine Jedi curtain call.
Dec 9, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Thing, The (1982)
Don't pet Norwegian dog.
Dec 4, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(6)
To Have And Have Not (1944)
Harry, Slim remake 'Casablanca'.
Dec 1, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Treasure Planet (2002)
Disney's polished Silver huggable.
Feb 1, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Truman Show, The (1998)
Carey lives in fishbowl.
Dec 3, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Usual Suspects, The (1995)
Verbal yarn snags Chazz.
Dec 8, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
When Harry Met Sally... (1989)
Orgasmic food for thought.
Jan 16, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(2)
X-Men (2000)
Mutants battle mutant resistance.
Dec 13, 2003
Scored 4/5
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2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Slab confounds lowbrows, highbrows.
Dec 2, 2003
Scored 5/5
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African Queen, The (1951)
Boozehound draws old maid.
Dec 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Akira Kurosawa's Dreams (1990)
Ice goddess beckons snowbound.
Nov 30, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Apollo 13 (1995)
Drama NASA hid, re-launched.
Nov 30, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery (1997)
Alotta bubbles in tub.
Dec 2, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(8)
Blade Runner (1982)
Ford in future noir.
Jan 8, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Blade Runner (1982)
Deckard's humanity in doubt.
Jan 8, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Brazil (1985)
MEMO: Paperwork enslaves humankind.
Jan 11, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Casablanca (1942)
Vichy Louis shrewdly survives.
Dec 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Children Of Heaven (1997)
Persian siblings share soles.
Jan 4, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Cool Hand Luke (1967)
Newman gets free sauna.
Dec 3, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Deliverance (1972)
Burt's bravado dunked.
Dec 1, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Deliverance (1972)
Beatty Call.
Jan 5, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(6)
Dr. Strangelove Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb (1964)
Da bomb; Kubrik's best.
Dec 2, 2003
Scored 5/5
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