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Reviews by 'dgbenner'
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1 Night In Paris (2004)
Hilton's rear not entered.
Feb 22, 2006
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(1)
10 (1979)
Bo: slow-mo-sexual.
Oct 13, 2005
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(1)
1492: Conquest Of Paradise (1992)
Depardieu does America.
Dec 12, 2004
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200 Cigarettes (1999)
Tobacco leaf turned over.
Jun 13, 2006
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(1)
24 Hour Party People (2002)
Wilson's Manche-slur gets old.
Jul 10, 2004
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24 Hour Party People (2002)
Bez shakes, rattles, 'rolls'.
Jul 10, 2004
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300 (2006)
Greece consistently overcast.
Nov 1, 2007
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(3)
40 Year Old Virgin, The (2005)
Rudd recommends 'Hairy Twatter'.
Mar 24, 2006
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40 Year Old Virgin, The (2005)
Rudd blows, moons videocamera.
Mar 20, 2006
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(1)
ABBA: The Movie (1977)
Bjorn, star.
Nov 27, 2004
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(1)
Abs Of Steel (1991)
Stomach to hard.
Jun 13, 2006
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Abs Of Steel (1991)
Torsos of tin.
Jun 13, 2006
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Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)
Quarterback Marino spots balls.
Jan 4, 2007
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(1)
Adventures Of Power (2008)
Ari drums air.
Aug 15, 2011
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(1)
Alice Through The Looking Glass (1998)
Kate plays MILFy narcoleptic.
Nov 24, 2005
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Alien (1979)
Frisky alien hugs faces.
Oct 20, 2006
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All Dogs Go To Heaven (1989)
Crossing Rover.
Jun 10, 2006
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(10)
All The President's Men (1976)
Deep Throat uncovers 'ratfucking'.
May 18, 2005
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Almost Famous (2000)
Cameron's On the Road.
Oct 5, 2005
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Almost Famous (2000)
Band's story Led out.
Oct 8, 2005
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Along Came Polly (2004)
Hairy man-boob smacks Stiller.
Aug 21, 2006
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Along Came Polly (2004)
Denouement: dirty nut eating.
Feb 29, 2008
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Amazon Women On The Moon (1987)
Pirates knock laserdiscs.
Mar 13, 2008
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Am�lie (2001)
Gnome roams from home.
Jun 28, 2004
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(3)
Am�lie (2001)
Mlle d'Montmarte finds heart.
Jun 28, 2004
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(1)
American History X (1998)
Zeig-phile, 'Zeig Heil's.
Dec 1, 2004
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Amityville Horror, The (1979)
Residence, Evil.
Oct 8, 2004
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(36)
Angel Eyes (2001)
J.Law.
Jul 23, 2006
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(2)
Angela's Ashes (1999)
Kids cry, shit, die.
Apr 27, 2005
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(1)
Angela's Ashes (1999)
Kids need 'Irish Spring'.
Apr 27, 2005
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Animal Farm (1999)
Pot-bellied pinkos.
Oct 6, 2005
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Anniversary Party, The (2001)
Arty party goes bust.
Sep 13, 2005
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(2)
Antwone Fisher (2002)
Shrink discourages boxing talent.
Feb 4, 2005
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Anvil! The Story Of Anvil (2008)
Where Metal was forged.
Nov 17, 2010
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(2)
Anvil! The Story Of Anvil (2008)
Metal rock, steely dedication.
Nov 17, 2010
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(1)
Apocalypse Pooh (1987)
Honey Pol Pot.
Jun 21, 2006
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(2)
Apollo 13 (1995)
Apollo gets rocky.
Apr 19, 2005
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(9)
Apollo 13 (1995)
Slide rule nail-biter.
Sep 2, 2007
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Aristocrats, The (2005)
Saget sheds saccarine semblance.
Feb 7, 2006
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(1)
Aristocrats, The (2005)
Silverman's punchline clobbers Franklin.
Feb 7, 2006
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(1)
Armageddon (1998)
Willis plays miner role.
Aug 17, 2011
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Aspen Extreme (1993)
Brice dates rich ski-zer.
May 17, 2005
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Assassination Of Jesse James By The Coward Robert Ford, The (2007)
James Carville: Ragin' Missourian?
Dec 4, 2010
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Assassination Of Jesse James By The Coward Robert Ford, The (2007)
Political strategist plays Governor.
Dec 4, 2010
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Assassination Of Jesse James By The Coward Robert Ford, The (2007)
Jilted fan kills Jesse.
Dec 4, 2010
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AVP: Alien Vs. Predator (2004)
Thrilla in Rigel N61.
Aug 8, 2004
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(3)
Babe (1995)
Look: ewe's talking.
Jan 1, 2007
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(5)
Babe: Pig In The City (1998)
New Pork City.
Feb 12, 2005
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(5)
Babette's Feast (1987)
Babette bakes for biddies.
Jun 1, 2006
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Babette's Feast (1987)
Frenchie corrupts church group.
May 31, 2006
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(2)
Babette's Feast (1987)
Cornucopia challenges Christians.
May 31, 2006
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(2)
Baby... Secret Of The Lost Legend (1985)
Tinysaur.
Sep 22, 2005
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Balls Of Fury (2007)
Hong Pong.
Sep 4, 2011
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(1)
Bamboozled (2000)
Tommy wears Hillnigger clothes.
Jun 8, 2006
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Bamboozled (2000)
Television prog-mammy.
Jun 13, 2006
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Bananas (1971)
Havannie Hall.
Jan 18, 2006
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(1)
Bananas (1971)
Woody becomes puppet (dictator).
Jan 23, 2006
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Barcelona (1994)
Felt-tipped pen edits graffiti.
Nov 9, 2004
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(1)
Barcelona (1994)
Spanish Sorvino swipes stash.
Aug 8, 2005
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(1)
Barfly (1987)
Rourke's liver: worst.
Jul 10, 2004
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(8)
Barfly (1987)
Prophetic flick for Mickey.
Jul 10, 2004
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BASEketball (1998)
Cartman voice psyches out.
Sep 26, 2005
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BASEketball (1998)
Home dunk...dude.
Sep 23, 2005
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BASEketball (1998)
Driveway league started Ernestly.
Sep 26, 2005
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BASEketball (1998)
Matt, Trey: finally kiss.
Sep 27, 2005
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BASEketball (1998)
The 'Spork' of sports.
Oct 2, 2005
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(3)
Batman Begins (2005)
Qui-Gon trained Batman too?
Nov 11, 2005
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(4)
Batman Begins (2005)
Batman drives Tonka toy.
Nov 21, 2005
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(2)
Batman Begins (2005)
Scarecrow and Mrs. Cruise.
Nov 17, 2005
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(3)
Battlefield Earth: A Saga Of The Year 3000 (2000)
Hubb-ored.
Dec 6, 2004
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(2)
Battlefield Earth: A Saga Of The Year 3000 (2000)
Scientology movie is scatology.
Mar 9, 2005
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(3)
Baxter (1989)
Carnal, callous, cursing cur.
Jun 29, 2004
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Beetlejuice (1988)
Calypso corpses cha-cha.
Oct 3, 2005
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(1)
Beetlejuice (1988)
Ghosts befriend goth.
Oct 3, 2005
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(2)
Beetlejuice (1988)
Dog sinks Volvowagon.
Oct 3, 2005
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Beetlejuice (1988)
Dead mates: animated, claymated.
Oct 1, 2005
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Beetlejuice (1988)
Ghostly flannel meets Chanel.
Dec 18, 2005
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Beijing Bicycle (2001)
'Bicycle Thief' szechuan style.
Aug 8, 2005
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Belleville Rendez-Vous (2003)
Folks encourage spokes.
Jul 4, 2004
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(1)
Belleville Rendez-Vous (2003)
Kid 'drawn' to bicycles.
Jul 4, 2004
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(2)
Bicentennial Man (1999)
Mork becomes shaz-bot.
Aug 11, 2004
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(9)
Bill Clinton: Rock & Roll President (1997)
All the President's Women.
May 3, 2005
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(7)
Bio-Dome (1996)
Confined with Kylie? Yum!
Aug 19, 2011
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Bio-Dome (1996)
'Buuuddy' in a bubble.
Aug 19, 2011
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Blues Brothers 2000 (1998)
Hack-royd, (Belu)shi-tting on classic.
Jul 16, 2004
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(1)
Boat Trip (2002)
Swab the dick.
Aug 27, 2005
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(1)
Body Of Evidence (1993)
Madonna's acting ability: circumstantial.
Oct 13, 2005
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(3)
Borat: Cultural Learnings Of America For Make Benefit Glorious Nation Of Kazakhstan (2006)
Hairiest fight scene ever.
Apr 1, 2007
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Borat: Cultural Learnings Of America For Make Benefit Glorious Nation Of Kazakhstan (2006)
Lime swimsuit... sexy time!
Mar 22, 2007
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Borat: Cultural Learnings Of America For Make Benefit Glorious Nation Of Kazakhstan (2006)
Internet's 'Mahir' fully realized.
Mar 22, 2007
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Bottle Rocket (1996)
Kumar cracks as safecracker.
Feb 19, 2006
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Bottle Rocket (1996)
Applejack has bum ticker.
Feb 19, 2006
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Bottle Rocket (1996)
Dignan diverts tender translation.
Feb 19, 2006
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Bounty, The (1984)
Native lips lose ship.
Nov 23, 2005
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Bounty, The (1984)
Tahitian titties tantalize Mel.
Nov 23, 2005
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Bounty, The (1984)
Bligh's circumnavigation blighted.
Nov 23, 2005
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Bounty, The (1984)
Bounty soaks up water.
Nov 27, 2005
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(1)
Bourne Identity, The (2002)
A+ CIA OP, AWOL.
Aug 30, 2004
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(9)
Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992)
Crusader becomes cross-hater.
Aug 31, 2004
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(3)
Brazil (1985)
Tuttle's muddle.
Jul 18, 2005
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