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Reviews by 'dgbenner'
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Pelle The Conqueror (1987)
Aborted fetus burns nightly.
Sep 17, 2011
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Pelle The Conqueror (1987)
Accordionist rocked dumb.
Sep 9, 2011
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Pelle The Conqueror (1987)
Frisky Kongstrup de-donged.
Sep 8, 2011
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Star Wars: Episode VI - Return Of The Jedi (1983)
Darth in the hearth.
Sep 7, 2011
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Balls Of Fury (2007)
Hong Pong.
Sep 4, 2011
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Zack And Miri Make A Porno (2008)
Fucking deadbeats.
Aug 29, 2011
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Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior (1981)
Assless: popular Apocalypse fashion.
Aug 28, 2011
Scored 5/5
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Zack And Miri Make A Porno (2008)
Hoista serves sexpresso.
Aug 28, 2011
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Zack And Miri Make A Porno (2008)
Espresso shots. Money shots.
Aug 28, 2011
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Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Khan (1982)
'The Rack of Khan'.
Aug 26, 2011
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Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
Tetherball, sex partner found.
Aug 23, 2011
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Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
Kip's nachos mysteriously transform.
Aug 23, 2011
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Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
Napoleon kicked in taters.
Aug 23, 2011
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Zack And Miri Make A Porno (2008)
Grande? Venti? Hung?
Aug 22, 2011
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Big Blue, The (1988)
Jacques is Eau-quaman.
Aug 22, 2011
Scored 5/5
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Blade Runner (1982)
Killbot becomes poet crybaby.
Aug 22, 2011
Scored 5/5
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Raise The Red Lantern (1991)
Romance is long gong.
Aug 22, 2011
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Zack And Miri Make A Porno (2008)
Mewes gets pussy.
Aug 22, 2011
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After Hours (1985)
Inspected Arquette is flawless.
Aug 22, 2011
Scored 5/5
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Zack And Miri Make A Porno (2008)
Caf� au lay.
Aug 22, 2011
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Twin Peaks (1990)
Sdrawrof deyalp gniklat sdrawkcab.
Aug 21, 2011
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Clerks. (1994)
Russian suggests 'making fuck'.
Aug 19, 2011
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Bio-Dome (1996)
Confined with Kylie? Yum!
Aug 19, 2011
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Bio-Dome (1996)
'Buuuddy' in a bubble.
Aug 19, 2011
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Twin Peaks (1990)
Prom queen's washed up.
Aug 19, 2011
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Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome (1985)
WWF Aussie-Apocalyspe Rules.
Aug 19, 2011
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Armageddon (1998)
Willis plays miner role.
Aug 17, 2011
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Pi (1998)
Number has hiddeπ message.
Aug 17, 2011
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Single White Female (1992)
Identity thief's inside job.
Aug 16, 2011
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Single White Female (1992)
Security deposit, mind lost.
Aug 16, 2011
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Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome (1985)
Gibson's toot beats 'tard.
Aug 15, 2011
Scored 4/5
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Enforcer, The (1976)
Tyne pops shotgun-toting nun.
Aug 15, 2011
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Adventures Of Power (2008)
Ari drums air.
Aug 15, 2011
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Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome (1985)
Piggyback pair beleaguer Bartertown.
Aug 15, 2011
Scored 4/5
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Enforcer, The (1976)
Harry interrogates with plunger.
Aug 14, 2011
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Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior (1981)
Feral Kid reminisces.
Aug 14, 2011
Scored 5/5
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World's Biggest Gang Bang III - The Houston 620, The (1999)
Drilling rampant in Houston.
Aug 13, 2011
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Other Guys, The (2010)
Rock hits asphalt.
Aug 12, 2011
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Tree Of Life, The (2011)
Mother, Father wrestle eternally.
Aug 12, 2011
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Tree Of Life, The (2011)
Angelic Mom floats.
Aug 12, 2011
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Meet Joe Black (1998)
Life's meaning: Forlani? Yes!
Aug 10, 2011
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Pelican Brief, The (1993)
Deception? President Culp's culpable.
Aug 10, 2011
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Pelican Brief, The (1993)
Recovering alcoholic gets bombed.
Aug 8, 2011
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Pelican Brief, The (1993)
Shepard's relapse avoids hangover.
Aug 8, 2011
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Evan Almighty (2007)
950 Year Old Sailor.
Aug 1, 2011
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Marley & Me (2008)
No Marley, Much Cry.
Aug 1, 2011
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Transformers (2007)
Fox's sweaty midriff. Robots.
Jul 30, 2011
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Year One (2009)
Missing link, laughs.
Jul 29, 2011
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Evan Almighty (2007)
Congressman solves bipartisan-ship.
Jul 29, 2011
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Evan Almighty (2007)
DC destroyed. Forest saved.
Jul 29, 2011
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Contact (1997)
Plot, Foster travel universe.
Jul 25, 2011
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Tree Of Life, The (2011)
50s drama with dinosaurs.
Jul 10, 2011
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Tree Of Life, The (2011)
Mother's sorrow involves evolution?
Jul 10, 2011
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Tree Of Life, The (2011)
Penn's business meeting cathartic.
Jul 10, 2011
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(3)
Red Dawn (1984)
Shooting at Colorado school.
Jun 6, 2011
Scored 0/5
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(1)
Don't You Forget About Me (2009)
Long Duk Dong explicated.
May 1, 2011
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Don't You Forget About Me (2009)
Hughes ignores pretentious filmmakers.
Apr 16, 2011
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Downfall (2004)
Ganz With The Wind.
Dec 16, 2010
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Good Hair (2009)
Rock peddles fades, 'fros.
Dec 6, 2010
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Room, The (2003)
Wiseau channels Transylvanian Walken.
Dec 6, 2010
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Assassination Of Jesse James By The Coward Robert Ford, The (2007)
James Carville: Ragin' Missourian?
Dec 4, 2010
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Kenny (2006)
The Load Warrior.
Dec 4, 2010
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Kenny (2006)
Excrementary.
Dec 4, 2010
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Kenny (2006)
Glimpse inside one's 'head'.
Dec 4, 2010
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Kenny (2006)
Aussie biffy buff.
Dec 4, 2010
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Kenny (2006)
Outhouses in the Outback.
Dec 4, 2010
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Kenny (2006)
'Shit' revealed as acronym.
Dec 4, 2010
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Assassination Of Jesse James By The Coward Robert Ford, The (2007)
Jilted fan kills Jesse.
Dec 4, 2010
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Assassination Of Jesse James By The Coward Robert Ford, The (2007)
Political strategist plays Governor.
Dec 4, 2010
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Conspiracy (2001)
Pink Jews gag diners.
Dec 2, 2010
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Conspiracy (2001)
'Evacuation' pretty much redefined.
Dec 2, 2010
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I Think We're Alone Now (2008)
Katana deemed good gift.
Dec 1, 2010
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Date Night (2010)
Babysitter charges 'hazard pay'.
Dec 1, 2010
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Date Night (2010)
Coveted 'Claw' reservation conundrum.
Nov 29, 2010
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Date Night (2010)
Jean Tripplehorn inspires thief.
Nov 29, 2010
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Date Night (2010)
Fey attempts coochie-pop.
Nov 28, 2010
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Date Night (2010)
Fey-ding love rescued.
Nov 28, 2010
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Date Night (2010)
Menstruation story inspires plan.
Nov 28, 2010
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Transamerica (2005)
Mom has a dick.
Nov 21, 2010
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I Think We're Alone Now (2008)
Tiffany's menstrual cycle discussed.
Nov 20, 2010
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September Issue, The (2009)
An icy Wintour.
Nov 20, 2010
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Extract (2009)
Poolboy does 14 free.
Nov 20, 2010
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Extract (2009)
Poolboy gets housewife wet.
Nov 20, 2010
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Anvil! The Story Of Anvil (2008)
Metal rock, steely dedication.
Nov 17, 2010
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Anvil! The Story Of Anvil (2008)
Where Metal was forged.
Nov 17, 2010
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Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull (2008)
Anthropomorphic CGI gopher nauseates.
Sep 4, 2008
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Into The Wild (2007)
Man fails eco-challenge.
May 13, 2008
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Mule Skinner Blues (2001)
Coked-up dog frozen.
Mar 30, 2008
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Mean Girls (2004)
Lohan praises fattie, handicapped.
Mar 28, 2008
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Thumbsucker (2005)
First half, sucked.
Mar 18, 2008
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Amazon Women On The Moon (1987)
Pirates knock laserdiscs.
Mar 13, 2008
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Metallica: Some Kind Of Monster (2004)
Dave Mustane almost cries.
Mar 11, 2008
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Requiem For A Dream (2000)
Connelly's 'Career Opportunities' limited.
Mar 10, 2008
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Along Came Polly (2004)
Denouement: dirty nut eating.
Feb 29, 2008
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Searching For The Wrong-Eyed Jesus (2003)
Crews buries possum eyes.
Jan 2, 2008
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Barry Lyndon (1975)
Barry survives dual duels.
Dec 5, 2007
Scored 5/5
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Barry Lyndon (1975)
Barry limpin'.
Dec 5, 2007
Scored 5/5
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300 (2006)
Greece consistently overcast.
Nov 1, 2007
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Jerk, The (1979)
Man With 0.02 Brains.
Sep 25, 2007
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Do The Right Thing (1989)
Mmmalcom ppppostcards ssssell sssssslowly.
Sep 9, 2007
Scored 5/5
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