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Reviews by 'dgbenner'
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2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Monolith has multi-meanings.
Jan 4, 2004
Scored 5/5
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2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Monkey beats his bone.
Jan 26, 2004
Scored 5/5
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2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
HAL pushes up Daisy(s).
Feb 14, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(3)
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Pan-Am services Moon.
Oct 31, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(2)
8� (1963)
Fellini's head: gridlocked.
Jan 21, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Adventures Of Priscilla, Queen Of The Desert, The (1994)
Shrimp tucked in barby.
Jan 2, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(15)
Adventures Of Priscilla, Queen Of The Desert, The (1994)
Abhor-va-ginals in the Outback.
Jan 2, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(9)
After Hours (1985)
Late date for paperweight.
Jan 15, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
After Hours (1985)
Inspected Arquette is flawless.
Aug 22, 2011
Scored 5/5
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Amadeus (1984)
Another big haired popstar.
Dec 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(16)
Amadeus (1984)
Miranda's Saleri's servant spy.
Aug 28, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Amadeus (1984)
Composer's death orchestrated.
Dec 4, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(3)
American Splendor (2003)
Depressed in Cleveland? Duh...
Mar 14, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
American Splendor (2003)
The illustrated, frustrated man.
Mar 14, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Americana (1981)
Carradine stops in Assholeville.
Dec 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Apocalypse Now (1979)
Kill kook up kreek.
Aug 31, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Bad Santa (2003)
Souse, louse, nice house.
Nov 29, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Bad Santa (2003)
Perverted, pickled, prickish Grinch.
Nov 29, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Barry Lyndon (1975)
O'Neal plays dandy mono-ped.
Jan 27, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Barry Lyndon (1975)
O'Neal kneels to many.
Mar 3, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Barry Lyndon (1975)
Bratty Bullingdon blasts Barry.
Jun 13, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Barry Lyndon (1975)
Redmond joins Redcoats.
Jun 13, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Barry Lyndon (1975)
Can't Makepeace with Bullingdon.
Jun 13, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Barry Lyndon (1975)
One legged social climber.
Jun 13, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Barry Lyndon (1975)
Redmond barely Lyndon.
Jun 13, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Barry Lyndon (1975)
Barry limpin'.
Dec 5, 2007
Scored 5/5
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Barry Lyndon (1975)
Barry survives dual duels.
Dec 5, 2007
Scored 5/5
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Better Off Dead... (1985)
Cosell-esque commentators challenge Cusack.
Jan 22, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Big Blue, The (1988)
Jacques sleeps with fishes.
Jan 16, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Big Blue, The (1988)
Jacques is Eau-quaman.
Aug 22, 2011
Scored 5/5
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Birdy (1984)
Ornithology preceeds pathology.
Jan 16, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Birdy (1984)
Bird nerd flies coop.
Jan 17, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Birdy (1984)
Cage's pal somewhat flighty.
Apr 11, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Birdy (1984)
Bird-suited boys busted.
Apr 11, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Blade Runner (1982)
Roy symbolizes Cyber-Christ.
Nov 25, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Blade Runner (1982)
Batty is baddy.
Dec 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Blade Runner (1982)
Ford hunts Pentium'd people.
Dec 29, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Blade Runner (1982)
Just Olmos speaking English...
Jul 17, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Blade Runner (1982)
Killbot becomes poet crybaby.
Aug 22, 2011
Scored 5/5
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Boogie Nights (1997)
Film fuckers forge family.
Jan 5, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Boondock Saints, The (1999)
Brothers in arms, armed.
Jan 29, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Breakfast Club, The (1985)
Geek has ganjaed groin.
Sep 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Bring It On (2000)
White girls steal flava.
Sep 1, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Chariots Of Fire (1981)
Honor, valor, girlish running.
Nov 25, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Clockwork Orange, A (1971)
Droogies, druggies, muggies, sluggies.
Jan 21, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Clockwork Orange, A (1971)
Fortnight figuratively fucks ferality.
Aug 31, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Clockwork Orange, A (1971)
False eyelash brings pain.
Jun 13, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Clockwork Orange, A (1971)
Gangs of Neo-London.
Jun 13, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Cool As Ice (1991)
Hoedown rap scene, brilliant!
Sep 1, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Cool As Ice (1991)
Rebel without eyebrows.
Sep 1, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Cool As Ice (1991)
Vanilla has no flava.
Sep 8, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(9)
Dangerous Liaisons (1988)
Valmont's desktops: soft, supple.
Jan 27, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Do The Right Thing (1989)
Mook sick of pizza.
Aug 31, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Do The Right Thing (1989)
Turturro says 'nigger' lots.
Aug 31, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Do The Right Thing (1989)
Pizzeria represents 'the Man'?
Feb 2, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Do The Right Thing (1989)
Mmmalcom ppppostcards ssssell sssssslowly.
Sep 9, 2007
Scored 5/5
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Dumb & Dumber (1994)
Odyessian quest with drool.
Sep 1, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Dumb & Dumber (1994)
'Salmon of Capistrano' metaphorized.
Oct 3, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Dumb & Dumber (1994)
Dunne tracked by dunce.
Oct 3, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Enter The Dragon (1973)
Lee hands Han ass.
Sep 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Fargo (1996)
Car dealer adds sealer.
Jan 27, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Fargo (1996)
B-lundergaard mucks it up.
Jan 27, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Fargo (1996)
Pancakes supercede sex.
Feb 2, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Fast Times At Ridgemont High (1982)
Hand gives stoner smackdown.
Aug 31, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Fisher King, The (1991)
Bare-assed In The Park.
Mar 31, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Fisher King, The (1991)
Robin goes cuckoo.
Mar 31, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Fisher King, The (1991)
Jeff robs for Robin.
Mar 31, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Fisher King, The (1991)
Romance deemed not trashy.
Mar 31, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Glengarry Glen Ross (1992)
Dried up, squeezed Lemmon.
Nov 25, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Glengarry Glen Ross (1992)
Rio Rancho reps reamed.
Nov 25, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Glengarry Glen Ross (1992)
Pryce buckles at cost.
Feb 14, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Glengarry Glen Ross (1992)
Losers try being closers.
Oct 12, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Glengarry Glen Ross (1992)
Baldwin's watch outvalues Hyundai.
Oct 9, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Heathers (1988)
Heathers flock together.
Jan 19, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Henry & June (1990)
Miller explores Ana�s' tropics.
Jan 19, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
House Of Yes, The (1997)
Spaghettied dress, sibling sex.
Feb 6, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
House Of Yes, The (1997)
Brats love Dead Kennedys.
Feb 1, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Hunger, The (1983)
Sapphic sucker seduces Sarandon.
Jan 13, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Hunger, The (1983)
Bowie vampire? Fair claim.
Jan 14, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade (1989)
Joneses get tail, Grail.
Feb 2, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Iron Eagle (1986)
Iron Ego invades Libya.
Jan 11, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Iron Eagle (1986)
Queen in an F-16.
Jan 11, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Iron Eagle (1986)
Sinclair: Louis.
May 10, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Leon (1994)
Leon likes lactose.
Jan 27, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Leon (1994)
D.rug E.ater, A.bominable Agent.
Jan 27, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Leon (1994)
Oldman pops pills, Poppa.
Jan 29, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Leon (1994)
Oldman's sadomasochistic slaughter; symphonic?
Feb 2, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Leon (1994)
Cinematographer lecherously pans Portman.
Jun 24, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, The (2001)
Jewelry makes everyone fussy.
Dec 14, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, The (2001)
Blanchett: Elvish planchette.
Jul 4, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, The (2001)
Frodo is Sauron's ringer.
Jan 8, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, The (2001)
Aragorn dates interracially.
Jul 3, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, The (2001)
Bilbo; leaving Holm.
May 25, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, The (2001)
Bilbo, Gandalf toke up.
Dec 19, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Gondor almost goner.
Dec 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(8)
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Destroying of the Bling.
Jan 5, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(15)
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Gollum: extreme lava cliffdiving.
Jan 5, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
The Smeagle has flamb�-ed.
Jan 5, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(10)
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Smitten Smeagle smoked.
Jan 5, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Sauron-arya.
Dec 7, 2004
Scored 5/5
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