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Reviews by 'demonic'
Current status of
Movie deity (Bronze)
with a total of
5292
reviews published to date.
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Da Vinci Code, The (2006)
Hanks: You've Got Grail.
Apr 29, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(70)
Vampire Circus (1972)
Goes for the juggler.
Feb 16, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(66)
Crocodile Dundee (1986)
It's a wonderful knife.
Feb 13, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(56)
Dune (1984)
Of Spice and Men.
Feb 17, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(53)
Dawn Of The Dead (1978)
Mall attracts late shoppers.
May 13, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(52)
Easy Rider (1969)
The Rollin' Stoned.
Mar 29, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(50)
Psycho (1998)
Retreading the Psycho path.
Feb 15, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(50)
Omen, The (1976)
Pane in the neck.
Feb 16, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(49)
Children Of The Corn (1984)
Breed them and reap.
Feb 16, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(48)
Prestige, The (2006)
Abracadavers.
Dec 4, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(48)
Moby Dick (1956)
Ahab: 'Whale meet again'.
Feb 16, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(47)
A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001)
Born in the USB.
Feb 26, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(46)
Batman Begins (2005)
Batman's born again, Christian.
Jul 28, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(46)
Alien: Resurrection (1997)
Ripley's death greatly exaggerated.
Feb 20, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(45)
Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)
Here Comas the Bride.
Jun 2, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(45)
Rosemary's Baby (1968)
There's Something Inside Rosemary.
Feb 19, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(45)
Tin Cup (1996)
Par Wars.
Mar 31, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(45)
Boys Don't Cry (1999)
Much Ado About No-thing.
Apr 30, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(44)
Crying Game, The (1992)
Crouching Forest, Hidden Penis.
Mar 20, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(43)
Last King Of Scotland, The (2006)
Run from Forest, Run!
Feb 1, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(43)
Jaws (1975)
Shark and Awe.
May 9, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(42)
Mis�rables, Les (1998)
Geoffrey goes in Seine.
Mar 2, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(42)
Se7en (1995)
Sinning in the Rain.
Feb 21, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(42)
Hannibal (2001)
Clarice: Moore is less.
Apr 6, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(41)
V For Vendetta (2006)
C'est la V.
Mar 27, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(41)
Hand, The (1981)
Terror-wrist.
Jul 18, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(40)
Fight Club (1999)
Half good, half Brad.
Oct 22, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(39)
Ladykillers, The (1955)
The Old Dear Hunters.
Aug 11, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(39)
Abyss, The (1989)
Coffey Biehn.
Mar 1, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(38)
Blade Runner (1982)
Replicant lacks turtle recall.
Feb 8, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(38)
Night Of The Living Dead (1968)
B/W, dead all over.
Jun 4, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(38)
Sunshine (2007)
Sun, Byrne.
Apr 15, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(38)
There's Something About Mary (1998)
The seminal gross-out comedy.
May 23, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(38)
Boys From Brazil, The (1978)
Herr raising.
Jun 27, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(37)
Libertine, The (2004)
From Bed to Verse.
Apr 14, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(37)
Mr. & Mrs. Smith (2005)
Hits and Mrs.
Aug 3, 2007
Scored 2/5
Vote
(37)
Quick And The Dead, The (1995)
The Stone Ranger.
Feb 16, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(37)
Simpsons Movie, The (2007)
More Doh for Groening.
Jun 25, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(37)
Eating Raoul (1982)
Se�or-eater.
Aug 4, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(35)
Fish Called Wanda, A (1988)
Cleese gets Wanda lust.
Apr 30, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(35)
Heidi (1937)
Shirley Temple's Swiss role.
Feb 16, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(35)
Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber Of Fleet Street (2007)
Pie selling: cut-throat business.
May 24, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(35)
Thelma And Louise (1991)
Thelma enjoys Pitt stop.
Sep 20, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(35)
Alien� (1992)
Baldie and the Beast.
Mar 14, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(34)
Cyrano De Bergerac (1990)
Roxanne picks the nose.
Mar 6, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(34)
Dam Busters, The (1955)
Dam and Blast!
Jul 1, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(34)
Excalibur (1981)
Excalibore.
Mar 8, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(34)
Groundhog Day (1993)
Forever is a day.
Aug 31, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(34)
Alien (1979)
Digestion? Kane's not able.
Feb 16, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(33)
Blood Diamond (2006)
Sierra Leo.
Feb 27, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(33)
Chariots Of Fire (1981)
Holm, run.
Oct 13, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(33)
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon (2000)
Come Fly With Lee.
May 10, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(33)
Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (2006)
Keira: Dead Flat Chest.
Jul 10, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(33)
Truman Show, The (1998)
Ed in the clouds.
Nov 21, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(33)
Die Hard (1988)
Sweaty Hans loses grip.
Oct 5, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(32)
Dr. Strangelove Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb (1964)
Classic Kubrick, Best Sellers.
Feb 16, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(32)
Hot Fuzz (2007)
Simon Pigg.
May 24, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(32)
Man With Two Brains, The (1983)
Singin' with the Brain.
Feb 16, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(32)
My Super Ex-Girlfriend (2006)
Superh-uma-n.
Dec 21, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(32)
Save The Last Dance (2001)
Juilliard Stiles.
Jun 14, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(32)
Withnail & I (1987)
Pissed funnily, Robinson.
May 9, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(32)
Aliens (1986)
Queen gets sucked off.
Feb 19, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(31)
Birds, The (1963)
Cheep and nasty.
Mar 30, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(31)
Black Sheep (2006)
Baad to the bone.
Dec 8, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(31)
Craft, The (1996)
Neve has hex appeal.
Mar 6, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(31)
Fountain, The (2006)
Secret of Eternal Wife.
Jun 14, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(31)
Hannibal Rising (2007)
Hanniballs dropping.
Jan 6, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(31)
Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey, The (2012)
The Story Baggins.
Oct 2, 2009
Scored 3/5
Vote
(31)
Hulk (2003)
Bruce Bana.
Apr 21, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(31)
Machinist, The (2004)
Thinsomniac.
Jan 27, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(31)
No Sex Please: We're British (1973)
The British aren't coming.
Jul 11, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(31)
Psycho (1960)
Norman is keeping Mum.
Mar 14, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(31)
Quadrophenia (1979)
I, mod.
Feb 18, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(31)
Saving Private Ryan (1998)
Tom Hanks bombs tanks.
Nov 3, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(31)
Scanner Darkly, A (2006)
Keanu's literally two dimensional.
Apr 10, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(31)
Splash (1984)
Hanks sleeps with fishes.
Aug 4, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(31)
Wicker Man, The (2006)
Wicker Cage.
Apr 30, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(31)
Battle Royale (2000)
Class war.
Dec 2, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(30)
Island Of Dr. Moreau, The (1996)
Frankenheimer's monster.
Aug 11, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(30)
Miami Vice (2006)
Foxx and robbers.
Feb 18, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(30)
Showgirls (1995)
Berkley's Breast in Show.
Feb 18, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(30)
Terminator, The (1984)
Metal assassin suspiciously wooden.
Apr 21, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(30)
Who Killed The Electric Car? (2006)
Driven to early grave.
Sep 1, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(30)
Almost Famous (2000)
Penny saved, Penny yearned.
Mar 27, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(29)
Aviator, The (2004)
Hughes Dares, Wins.
Jun 19, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(29)
Bound (1996)
Fingers in the Tilly.
Nov 22, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(29)
Buffalo 66 (1998)
Gallo's Humour.
Sep 9, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(29)
Henry V (1944)
Larry, King.
Mar 7, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(29)
K-19: The Widowmaker (2002)
Old Han's on deck.
Oct 2, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(29)
Matrix, The (1999)
Keaneo.
May 9, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(29)
O (2001)
Shakespeare, Moor or less.
Mar 26, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(29)
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)
Obi-Ewan Kenobi.
Sep 1, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(29)
Batman And Robin (1997)
Clooney: wholly shit, Batman.
Jul 28, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
(28)
Bugsy Malone (1976)
Smallfellas.
Jul 15, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(28)
Camelot (1967)
Once and Future Sing.
May 10, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(28)
Deep, The (1977)
'That's a Moray...'.
Jun 20, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(28)
Deliverance (1972)
Pig and a poke.
Jun 13, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(28)
Exorcist: The Beginning (2004)
The Satanic Reverses.
Jun 6, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(28)
First Knight (1995)
Name's Arthur. King Arthur.
Feb 24, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(28)
Leaving Las Vegas (1995)
Cage is spirited away.
Feb 16, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(28)
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