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Last Temptation Of Christ, The

(1988)
160 reviews
Film rated 3.4 / 5  (Chick rating: 3.1 / 5)  (Guy rating: 3.4 / 5)
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Good Christ, Keitel's bad!
1001 Excuses 
  Vote (2)   
Dafoe hints DaVinci's code.
aahaa, muahaha 
  Vote (6)   
When Jesus came.
AC 
  Vote (85)   
Christ considers consentual coitus.
Alan Smithee 
  Vote (11)   
Christ really wanted pussy...?
Alan Smithee 
  Vote (5)   
Gross. Prophet.
Alan Smithee 
  Vote (7)   
Holy Matrimony.
Ali 
  Vote (12)   
Scorsese's Cruci-fiction.
Ali 
  Vote (13)   
Christ naughty, marries hottie.
applesomething 
  Vote    
Jesus: Star-crossed lover.
arocketman 
  Vote    
Jesus and the Temptations.
BaftaBaby 
  Vote (11)   
Scorsese challenges yore beliefs.
BaftaBaby 
  Vote (23)   
Jesus Loves Hershey's Kisses.
Basselope 
  Vote    
Jesus drives Hershey highway.
Basselope 
  Vote (1)   
Withnails and Babs.
Beanmimo 
  Vote (1)   
Mary wants small prophets.
bennyr81 
  Vote (1)   
O Jesus, O, O.
bennyr81 
  Vote    
The God father.
bife 
  Vote (5)   
Jesus does the nailing!
bife 
  Vote (36)   
God's son's sons.
bife 
  Vote (1)   
Carpenter uses his tool.
bife 
  Vote (2)   
Mr and Mrs Christ.
bife 
  Vote (2)   
God becomes a grandad.
bife 
  Vote (12)   
Crucifix trade profits prophet.
bife 
  Vote (2)   
Married With Children (Jesus!).
bife 
  Vote (5)   
Prophet and loss.
BiggerBoat 
  Vote (18)   
Starman crucifies green goblin.
bubbahotep 
  Vote    
Jesus nails without hammer.
calmer 
  Vote    
Christ on the crotch.
calmer 
  Vote    
The M-ass-iah.
calmer 
  Vote    
Christ is risen.
calmer 
  Vote    
Glory hole-lelujah!
calmer 
  Vote (1)   
DaFaux Jesus?
Canklefish 
  Vote (12)   
Fucking Son of Man.
Canklefish 
  Vote (1)   
Jesus has new 'Foe.
Canklefish 
  Vote (5)   
In God we tryst.
Catuli 
  Vote (3)   
Major Tom: Pontius Pilot.
demonic 
  Vote (11)   
Gabriel provides heavenly accompaniment.
demonic 
  Vote (14)   
Struggling savior's sexuality stirs.
dgbenner 
  Vote    
Arise...from my pants.
dgbenner 
  Vote (2)   
Yahweh gets some pussay.
dgbenner 
  Vote (3)   
'It's a Wonderful Afterlife'.
dgbenner 
  Vote (2)   
Christ contemplates Hershey pathway.
dgbenner 
  Vote    
Jesus makes Jesus Jr.
dgbenner 
  Vote    
Conflicted Christ considers cooch.
dgbenner 
  Vote (1)   
God has wet dream.
dgbenner 
  Vote    
Passion With The Christ.
Downtown 
  Vote (3)   
Christ Almighty. Sort of.
Downtown 
  Vote (3)   
Christ !Guilty as sin.
E.L.F 
  Vote (18)   
The Bawdy of Christ.
Falken 
  Vote (4)   
Jesus, don't be cross.
Fenni Fentu 
  Vote (4)   
What won't Jesus do?
Gentleman Ghost 
  Vote (1)   
Semen on the Mount.
Gentleman Ghost 
  Vote (9)   
Thy kingdom cum.
GHcool 
  Vote (9)   
33 Year-Old Virgin.
Hazie 
  Vote (5)   
Hershey kisses Christ.
Heather 
  Vote (3)   
Judas quite nice really.
hiplingo 
  Vote    
Jesus comes. Spreads piece.
Jerbear 
  Vote (4)   
Irreverant God and gangsters.
jinx 
  Vote    
Jesus not wholly holy.
Joe Blevins 
  Vote (3)   
Erotic Adventures of Jesus.
Joe Blevins 
  Vote (4)   
Passion interrupted by... passion.
Joe Blevins 
  Vote (4)   
Screen's first uncircumcised Messiah.
Joe Blevins 
  Vote (1)   
Jesus, just a man.
Jonny the Welsh 
  Vote    
Keitel denies Christly Dafoe.
Josh the cat 
  Vote (4)   
Messiah craves a life...
Karen Olsen 
  Vote (2)   
Jesus wants to hump.
knoops 
  Vote (3)   
Christ, the holy spurt.
Koli 
  Vote (5)   
Scorsese's celluloid DaVinci Code.
kolo 
  Vote (1)   
Jesus came. Jesus went.
koudy 
  Vote (4)   
Jesus' greatest temptation: normalcy.
Larry ~=>`? 
  Vote    
Gabriel scores Scorsese Passion.
lemmycaution 
  Vote (17)   
Jesus Christ; Galilean gigolo.
lord of shabba 
  Vote (1)   
Messiah in the sack.
lord of shabba 
  Vote (2)   
Doubting Jesus still hangs.
MelissaS 
  Vote    
Jesus rejects manhood.
MguyX 
  Vote (1)   
Dafoe rejects da foe.
MguyX 
  Vote (3)   
Jesus Hating Christ.
MM0rkeleb 
  Vote (3)   
Match of the Dei.
Montacute 
  Vote (5)   
Hey Jesus...saviour self.
noncentz 
  Vote (9)   
Hershey's a martyr fucker.
noncentz 
  Vote (25)   
Godfellas.
noncentz 
  Vote (64)   
Jesus is lured.
noncentz 
  Vote (15)   
Deity decides against deicide.
noncentz 
  Vote (5)   
Crossed, un-crossed, HELL, crossed.
noncentz 
  Vote (28)   
Christian bails.
noncentz 
  Vote (19)   
Jesus pops his cherry.
Paddy C 
  Vote (10)   
Dafoe, an ugly Jesus!
Phillip Seemore... 
  Vote    
Horny on the cross.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Christ craves sexual healing.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
The Last Schtupper.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Pontius Pilate, rock star!
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Dafoe's wimpy, whiny Savior.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Jesus desires a Hershey.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote (1)   
Saul murders resurrected Lazarus.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Dafoe rips out heart.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Jesus harbors libidinous impulses.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Jesus temporarily abdicates divinity.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Divinity exchanged for sex.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Jesus gives up chastity.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote (1)   
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