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Reviews by 'djw1973'
Current status of
Movie mogul
with a total of
335
reviews published to date.
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102 Dalmatians (2000)
101 Dalmations + 1.
Oct 15, 2007
Scored 2/5
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2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Modern art agitates primates.
Jun 18, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
40 Days And 40 Nights (2002)
Life begins after 40.
Jan 5, 2008
Scored 1/5
Vote
About Schmidt (2002)
Retirement sucks, Kathy blows!
Mar 5, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)
Carrey investigates tight end.
Mar 6, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
Air America (1990)
Mel's upper, then Downey.
Mar 5, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
Alice In Wonderland (1951)
Alice investigates rabbit's hole.
Mar 2, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Alice In Wonderland (1951)
L.ewis S.creened by D.isney.
Jun 29, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
Alien (1979)
Ripley, feline fine!
Jul 30, 2007
Scored 5/5
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Along Came Polly (2004)
Frenchy dives on wifey.
Mar 27, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Apocalypse Now (1979)
Mr.Sheen polishes Brando.
Jun 19, 2007
Scored 4/5
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Battlefield Earth: A Saga Of The Year 3000 (2000)
Battlefield Earth, Unintentional Mirth.
Mar 7, 2010
Scored 0/5
Vote
Ben-Hur (1959)
'Jesus I'm really thirsty!'.
Sep 12, 2007
Scored 5/5
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Big (1988)
Small, BIG, small again.
May 31, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
Birdman Of Alcatraz (1962)
Birdman of Leavenworth?
Jul 12, 2008
Scored 5/5
Vote
Birth (2004)
Kidman's mankid.
Oct 21, 2008
Unscored
Vote
Cape Fear (1991)
Robert De-Weirdo.
Sep 19, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
Cars (2006)
McQueen Escapes to Victory.
Dec 10, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
Catwoman (2004)
Cat-astrophe!!!
Nov 1, 2007
Scored 0/5
Vote
Catwoman (2004)
Stone's 2nd pussy flick.
Nov 1, 2007
Scored 0/5
Vote
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (1968)
Car makes Dick rise!
Sep 5, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
Chocolat (2000)
Willy Wonka loves Chocolat.
Sep 27, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
Christine (1983)
Vroom with a Viewpoint.
May 2, 2009
Scored 5/5
Vote
Christine (1983)
Passion of the Christine.
May 2, 2009
Scored 5/5
Vote
Christine (1983)
Ghost in the machine.
May 2, 2009
Scored 5/5
Vote
Cliffhanger (1993)
Sky Stallone.
Jul 24, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
Cliffhanger (1993)
Rock(y)climber.
Aug 30, 2008
Scored 5/5
Vote
Color Of Money, The (1986)
Pot Gun.
Feb 21, 2008
Scored 3/5
Vote
Cool Hand Luke (1967)
Luke eats, doesn't puke!
Jun 26, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
Crying Game, The (1992)
Lid lifted on Dil.
Jul 27, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
Da Vinci Code, The (2006)
Maryleboned.
Mar 21, 2008
Scored 5/5
Vote
Da Vinci Code, The (2006)
Holy Fuck.
Mar 21, 2008
Scored 5/5
Vote
Dirty Harry (1971)
'Punk' meets the Pistol(s).
Jun 21, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
Dirty Harry (1971)
Scorpio feels Harry's sting!
Jun 21, 2007
Scored 4/5
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Dogma (1999)
God-ma?
Jul 5, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
Dumb & Dumber (1994)
Dim Jim.
Sep 2, 2007
Scored 4/5
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E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial (1982)
Alien gives kid finger!
Apr 9, 2008
Scored 5/5
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Elephant Man, The (1980)
John Merrick - ugly bastard!
May 28, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
Elizabeth: The Golden Age (2007)
Raleigh rides against Spanish.
Apr 4, 2008
Scored 3/5
Vote
Elizabeth: The Golden Age (2007)
Virgin Queen 'fucks' Philip.
Mar 26, 2008
Scored 3/5
Vote
Expendables, The (2010)
Is Christmas expendable?
Jul 16, 2010
Unscored
Vote
Forrest Gump (1994)
Dummy run.
Aug 30, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
Full Monty, The (1997)
Male Cashdance.
Apr 6, 2008
Scored 5/5
Vote
Gladiator (2000)
NZ Aussie: Spanish Roman.
Jun 20, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
Gladiator (2000)
Crowe defeats Phoenix.
Feb 27, 2010
Scored 5/5
Vote
Gran Torino (2008)
Gran(dad) Torino.
Feb 26, 2010
Scored 3/5
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Grease (1978)
Newtons gravity pulls Travolta.
May 26, 2007
Scored 4/5
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Grease (1978)
Danny wants Sandy's fanny.
Feb 27, 2010
Scored 4/5
Vote
Green Mile, The (1999)
Coffey better than Jesus!
Mar 26, 2008
Scored 5/5
Vote
Green Mile, The (1999)
Coffey, Coughing, Coffin!
Mar 26, 2008
Scored 5/5
Vote
Green Mile, The (1999)
Coffey cures all ills!
Mar 26, 2008
Scored 5/5
Vote
Green Mile, The (1999)
Jailhouse Cock (infection).
Apr 4, 2008
Scored 5/5
Vote
Green Mile, The (1999)
Vermin befriends vermin.
May 19, 2008
Scored 5/5
Vote
Halloween (1978)
Helloween.
Aug 29, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
Halloween (1978)
Murder on 31st October.
Aug 29, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
Hannibal (2001)
Head Chef?
Feb 26, 2010
Scored 5/5
Vote
Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone (2001)
Nimbus carry scarry Harry.
May 12, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
Hellraiser (1987)
Rubik cube for sickos.
May 28, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
How The Grinch Stole Christmas (2000)
Lone Noel hairy Carrey.
Jan 6, 2008
Scored 1/5
Vote
Howard The Duck (1986)
Ducking Hell.
Feb 27, 2010
Scored 0/5
Vote
Human Centipede (First Sequence), The (2009)
Kiss Ass.
May 19, 2010
Unscored
Vote
Human Centipede (First Sequence), The (2009)
Bad Taste!
May 19, 2010
Unscored
Vote
Human Centipede (First Sequence), The (2009)
Toilet Tissue Sales Plummet!
May 19, 2010
Unscored
Vote
Human Centipede (First Sequence), The (2009)
Bum and Bummer.
May 19, 2010
Unscored
Vote
Human Centipede (First Sequence), The (2009)
(A)Nil By Mouth!
May 19, 2010
Unscored
Vote
Human Centipede (First Sequence), The (2009)
Ass munchers!
May 20, 2010
Unscored
Vote
Human Centipede (First Sequence), The (2009)
Butthead but no Beavis.
May 20, 2010
Unscored
Vote
Human Centipede (First Sequence), The (2009)
Bum to the tum!
May 20, 2010
Unscored
Vote
Human Centipede (First Sequence), The (2009)
Poop Loop!
May 21, 2010
Unscored
Vote
Human Centipede (First Sequence), The (2009)
Heads and Tails.
May 22, 2010
Unscored
Vote
Human Centipede (First Sequence), The (2009)
From bum to tum.
May 25, 2010
Unscored
Vote
Human Centipede (First Sequence), The (2009)
The Poo Queue.
May 28, 2010
Unscored
Vote
Island, The (2005)
Fakes on a train.
Feb 22, 2012
Scored 1/5
Vote
Jurassic Park (1993)
Digital dinosaurs cause havoc.
May 26, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
Krays, The (1990)
GArY Kemp.
Mar 28, 2008
Scored 5/5
Vote
Last Tango In Paris (1972)
Butt-ered!
Jun 13, 2007
Unscored
Vote
Last Tango In Paris (1972)
Small nob of butter.
Jun 13, 2007
Unscored
Vote
Legend (1985)
Curry hotter than hell.
Jul 3, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
Lock Up (1989)
Sylvester the cat burglar?
Sep 7, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
Lord Of The Flies (1963)
Conch doesn't save paunch?
Jun 1, 2010
Scored 5/5
Vote
Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome (1985)
Tina 'methane burner' Turner.
Jun 19, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome (1985)
Smell Gibson.
Jul 25, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome (1985)
Shite = light.
Jun 19, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome (1985)
Pigs shite, kids plight.
Jul 25, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome (1985)
Mud Max.
Jun 19, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
Master And Commander: The Far Side Of The World (2003)
Crowe fiddles with Bethany.
Aug 1, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
Matrix, The (1999)
Hacker makes decent prophet.
Jun 20, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
Matrix, The (1999)
'Tron' meets Windows.
Aug 27, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
Me, Myself & Irene (2000)
Whitey saves the day!
Jul 2, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
Me, Myself & Irene (2000)
Triple choc CHiPs.
Jul 10, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
Mr. & Mrs. Smith (2005)
Married to the M.O.D.
Aug 3, 2007
Scored 1/5
Vote
My Fair Lady (1964)
Hepburn improves 'oral' technique.
Aug 9, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
Nacho Libre (2006)
Black wrestles wth conscience.
Jun 22, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
Name Of The Rose, The (1986)
Another detective called Monk?
Jul 8, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
Nanny McPhee (2005)
Nanny 'facial virus' Mcafee.
May 10, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
Omen, The (1976)
Hellboy.
Aug 7, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
Passion Of The Christ, The (2004)
Mary served bloody Jesus.
May 7, 2009
Scored 4/5
Vote
Postman, The (1997)
Costner's film: Second Class.
Mar 3, 2010
Scored 0/5
Vote
Predator (1987)
(Austrian) Alien V. Alien.
Jun 27, 2007
Scored 4/5
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Pretty Woman (1990)
'Buddhist' hires expensive hooker.
Apr 2, 2008
Scored 4/5
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