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Adventure, Fantasy, Romance
Ridley Scott
William Hjortsberg
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Tom Cruise
Mia Sara
Tim Curry
David Bennent
Alice Playten
Billy Barty
Cork Hubbert
Peter O'Farrell
Kiran Shah
Annabelle Lanyon
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Legend

(1985)
55 reviews
Film rated 3.4 / 5  (Chick rating: 3.4 / 5)  (Guy rating: 3.4 / 5)
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Cruise's need for steed.
MisterBadIdea 
  Vote (14)   
Curry... looks like tandoori.
tortoise 
  Vote (10)   
Darkness gets the horn.
demonic 
  Vote (10)   
Tom meets forest Gump.
Beanmimo 
  Vote (9)   
Curry horns in.
hustleboy007 
  Vote (8)   
Hot Curry produces demon.
Beanmimo 
  Vote (7)   
Petting unicorns is bad.
LadyMeerkat 
  Vote (7)   
Only Curry's lips recognizable.
redPen 
  Vote (7)   
Tom fights hot Curry.
Kruegerbait 
  Vote (7)   
Cruise unicorns around.
Alan Smithee 
  Vote (7)   
Uniformly unicorny; woodlessly woodsy.
clay 
  Vote (5)   
Eurgh! Cruise in skirt!
benj clews 
  Vote (5)   
Curry creates hot goth.
LadyMeerkat 
  Vote (4)   
Cruise already Frodo's height.
Conan The Westy 
  Vote (3)   
Daylight threatened by Darkness.
BaftaBaby 
  Vote (3)   
Ridley's fantasy: particles everywhere!
randall 
  Vote (2)   
Curry reacts to sunlight.
lemmycaution 
  Vote (2)   
Tom's Cruising, Curry's horny.
Alan Smithee 
  Vote (2)   
Curry's a horny devil.
bife 
  Vote (2)   
Devilled Curry dwarfs Cruise.
The Other Matt 
  Vote (2)   
Both devilish and unicorny.
Cheese_Ed 
  Vote (2)   
Dr. Frankenfurter battles elves.
Stone Junction 
  Vote (2)   
Cruise to Hades.
Canklefish 
  Vote (2)   
Curry hot as HELL.
Face 
  Vote (2)   
Cruise leads Elven army.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (1)   
Gladiator Cruise fights Darkness.
blueduck 
  Vote (1)   
Forest-fairy Cruise miscast
Marshall G 
  Vote (1)   
Mia Sara creates disaster.
Beanmimo 
  Vote (1)   
Horny Curry goes cruising.
noncentz 
  Vote (1)   
Elves fight, Darkness falls.
MguyX 
  Vote (1)   
Curry misunderstood dark lord.
spacevixen 
  Vote (1)   
Curry: Best devil ever.
Al Swearengen 
  Vote (1)   
Girl endangers Unicorn species.
duh 
  Vote (1)   
Cruise skirts Unicorn issue.
Paddy C 
  Vote (1)   
Curry hotter than hell.
djw1973 
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Mia's beau retrieves ring.
AC 
  Vote    
Silvicolous Tom Cruises chicks.
Loserface 
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Tom rescues troll-napped girl.
MelissaS 
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Curry- another horny character.
Lord Sinn 
  Vote    
Mischievous goblins save script.
Daniel 
  Vote    
Ridley Scott's fantasy Cruise.
The Amazing Rando! 
  Vote    
Demon fights 'little boy'.
Beanmimo 
  Vote    
Tom raider.
gregorik 
  Vote    
Cruise, Curry, glittervision, elves.
Albert_b 
  Vote    
Devil's horns' compensation neurosis.
HeroZero 
  Vote    
LOTR without a ring.
knoops 
  Vote    
Cruise demolishes ham Curry.
Rovark 
  Vote    
Armored Cruise = Blade Runner?
blueduck 
  Vote    
Curry destroys Vanilla skies.
blueduck 
  Vote    
Curry depicts original Hellboy.
blueduck 
  Vote    
Great Scott�s Unicorn Adventure.
blueduck 
  Vote    
Darkness bruised by Cruise.
blueduck 
  Vote    
Unicorn�s horn determines meteorology.
blueduck 
  Vote    
Darkness; Cruise�n for Bruise�n.
blueduck 
  Vote    
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