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Reviews by 'D Dragon'
Current status of
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with a total of
142
reviews published to date.
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Abyss, The (1989)
Liquid air feels weird.
Aug 23, 2005
Scored 5/5
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AVP: Alien Vs. Predator (2004)
Stuck Pyr-amidst alien war.
Oct 19, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Back To The Future (1985)
McFly skitches to school.
Aug 23, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
Back To The Future (1985)
Biff Tannen hates manure.
Aug 24, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
Back To The Future Part II (1989)
Griff Tannen hates manure.
Aug 23, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
Beavis And Butt-Head Do America (1996)
Tinheads foil eco-terrorist plot.
Aug 26, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
Bee Movie (2007)
Seinfeld is Funny-bee.
Sep 3, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Bicentennial Man (1999)
Williams falls out window.
Aug 24, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
Wyld Stallyns saves world.
Aug 30, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989)
Napoleon just can't bowl.
Aug 30, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Cast Away (2000)
Without Wilson, no dialogue.
Oct 18, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
Corpse Bride (2005)
Bride gets Depp's bone.
Sep 3, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Da Vinci Code, The (2006)
San greal = sang real.
May 21, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Dogmatic (1996)
Lightning causes man-dog switch.
Aug 25, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
Dr. Strangelove Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb (1964)
Nutty General Cracks, Code.
Aug 23, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
Fahrenheit 9/11 (2004)
Bush gets made up.
Aug 24, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
Fahrenheit 9/11 (2004)
Wolfowitz licks his comb.
Aug 23, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
Fantastic Four (2005)
Johnny Storm blazes it.
Aug 24, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within (2001)
Ving just wants gun.
Aug 25, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
Frighteners, The (1996)
Fox is Faux Psychic.
Oct 13, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
Grizzly Man (2005)
Grisly end, Grizzly's 'end'.
Mar 2, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Halo (2012)
Microsoft funded religious imagery.
Nov 1, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey (1993)
Fox is spiked pooch.
Apr 2, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
Killer Dill (1947)
This Dill is sour.
Oct 14, 2005
Unscored
Vote
King Arthur (2004)
Lake Lady offers sword.
Aug 23, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Little Monsters (1989)
Light makes monsters shrivel.
May 29, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Mortal Kombat (1995)
SNES Version: No blood.
Oct 28, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
My Favourite Martian (1999)
Nurplex lose their flavor.
Feb 16, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Office Space (1999)
Michael Bolton likes rap.
Aug 23, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
Pi (1998)
Hebrew words add together.
Aug 24, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
Rent (2005)
Taye Diggs, Angel's grave.
Apr 23, 2007
Unscored
Vote
Rent (2005)
Lesbian thespians show love.
Mar 26, 2007
Unscored
Vote
Se7en (1995)
Spacey Envies Brad's Wrath.
Oct 18, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
Shaggy Dog, The (2006)
Tool Man goes Shaggy.
Sep 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Street Fighter (1994)
Watch out! Charging Bison!
Nov 1, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Super Mario Bros. (1993)
Mario Mario / Luigi Mario.
Oct 28, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
Super Size Me (2004)
Morgan gains more.
Aug 23, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
Terminal, The (2004)
Hanks discovers the quarters.
Oct 17, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
Doggett leads alloy-ed assault.
Jan 28, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
Twelve Monkeys (1995)
Willis sees own death.
Aug 23, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Van Helsing (2004)
Helsing uses badass crossbow.
Aug 23, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
Animated Epics: Moby Dick (2000)
Dick covered with Sea-men.
Jan 31, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
BloodRayne (2005)
Gamer's Bloody wet dream.
Nov 1, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Cars (2006)
Pixar leaves in Cars.
Aug 24, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Charlie And The Chocolate Factory (2005)
Delving Depp into Wonka.
Aug 29, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Clerks. (1994)
Kevin Smith's inconvenience store.
Feb 7, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Corpse Bride (2005)
Depp's into necrophilia.
Sep 3, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Dr. Strangelove Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb (1964)
Stanley Kubrick drops bomb.
Aug 23, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Fantastic Four (2005)
Ben Grimm gets stoned.
Aug 24, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Fantastic Four (2005)
Ben Grimm rocks out.
Aug 26, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Flight That Fought Back, The (2005)
The original United 93.
May 29, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Hedwig And The Angry Inch (2001)
Tommy Gnosis girl's tranny.
Aug 25, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Hedwig And The Angry Inch (2001)
Tommy Gnosis says 'Cyrus'.
Aug 25, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
In The Name Of The King: A Dungeon Siege Tale (2007)
Gimli, Hellboy fight Krugs.
Nov 1, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Incredibles, The (2004)
Disgruntled fanboy wreaks havok.
Aug 23, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Incredibles, The (2004)
Superhero Obsession: Syndrome.
Aug 23, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Interpreter, The (2005)
Ku d'etat.
May 23, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Little Mermaid II: Return To The Sea, The (2000)
Prepubescent mermaid wears undershirt.
May 29, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Mazes And Monsters (1982)
Playing 'M&M' corrupts youth.
Oct 17, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Mission: Impossible III (2006)
Mission: Impossibl3.
Apr 28, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Mortal Kombat: Annihilation (1997)
Mor2l Kombat.
Nov 1, 2005
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Once Upon A Honeymoon (1942)
Dears of Internment.
Jul 17, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Predator (1987)
Kamikaze Chameleon: Come, Explode.
Mar 16, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Predator 2 (1990)
Predator heals with plaster.
Aug 30, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Resident Evil (2002)
Undead mutants see S.T.A.R.S.
Nov 1, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Saw III (2006)
ShAWne3 Smith is Amanda.
May 13, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Saw III (2006)
Bell tolls for Saw.
Oct 31, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Saw IV (2007)
Saw it thrice before.
Jun 8, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Shaun Of The Dead (2004)
Pegg exhumes dead genre.
Oct 19, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Spider-Man (2002)
Apathy kills Uncle Ben.
Aug 23, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Stuart Little (1999)
Rodent with Parkinsons.
Apr 21, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Terminator 3: Rise Of The Machines (2003)
Mindless TX and A.
Aug 30, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Terminator, The (1984)
Reese against time.
Oct 17, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
The Book Of Mormon Movie, Volume 1: The Journey (2003)
March of the Mor(m)ons.
May 9, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Tiger Woods Story, The (1998)
See Tiger Woods's Balls.
Feb 16, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Toy Story (1995)
Pixar animates unattended playthings.
Oct 18, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Wallace & Gromit In The Curse Of The Were-Rabbit (2005)
Spoiler: Wallace is were-rabbit.
Oct 27, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Wizard, The (1989)
Pinball Wizard's modern nephew.
Oct 28, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Appleseed (2004)
Deunan has metallic ex-boyfriend.
Sep 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Back To The Future Part III (1990)
Doc's Family: Jules, Verne.
Aug 23, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Clerks II (2006)
Return of Counter Culture.
Jul 2, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Cry_Wolf (2005)
Instant messenger of death.
Feb 1, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Doom (2005)
Hell on Mars.
Oct 16, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Double Dragon (1994)
Abobo says 'Chicken Butt'.
Nov 3, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Saw II (2005)
Jigsaw's second cut.
Nov 2, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Saw III (2006)
Jigsaw's final cut.
Oct 31, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Saw III (2006)
Jigsaw's Swan Saw-ng.
Oct 31, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Spider-Man 2 (2004)
Spidey loses white stuff.
Aug 23, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Super Mario Bros. (1993)
Mario trusts the Fungus.
Oct 28, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001)
Osment has Pinocchio Complex.
Aug 24, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Catch Me If You Can (2002)
DiCaprio is perfectly Frank.
Oct 17, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Drinking Games (1998)
Sum of all beers.
May 26, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Fantastic Four (2005)
Chiklis is rock star.
Aug 24, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Fantastic Four (2005)
The original Incredible family.
Aug 26, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Groundhog Day (1993)
Phil rides with Phil.
Feb 14, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Idiocracy (2006)
Proper grammar = faggot.
Mar 17, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Idiocracy (2006)
Bauers confronts Duh-masses.
Mar 17, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle Of Life (2003)
Jolie is Cradle Robber.
Nov 1, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Matrix Revolutions, The (2003)
The Matrix: Rebooted.
May 29, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Million Dollar Baby (2004)
Swank loses title, life.
Aug 23, 2005
Unscored
Vote
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