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Reviews by 'WickerMan77'
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123
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Darkman (1990)
Peyton's place, face torched.
Jun 16, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Die Hard With A Vengeance (1995)
McClane thwarts gold rush.
May 9, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels (1988)
Grifters' Riviera plans thwarted.
May 23, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
Gremlins 2: The New Batch (1990)
Tower's overabundance of Gizmo's.
Jun 18, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
International Velvet (1978)
Tatum indulges in horseplay.
Jul 25, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Jam�n, Jam�n (1992)
Bird bonked beneath bull.
May 23, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
JFK (1991)
Stone's endless tracking shots.
May 23, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
Kill Bill: Vol. 2 (2004)
Bride's dead Revisited: War.
May 21, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
Last Temptation Of Christ, The (1988)
Christ on a bike.
Jul 6, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Passion Of The Christ, The (2004)
The Long Good Friday.
May 3, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
Philadelphia (1993)
Cheesy AIDS flick.
May 3, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Pulp Fiction (1994)
Cool Jules, limp Gimp.
Jun 13, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
Roger Dodger (2002)
Dweeb nearly Rogers showgirl.
May 26, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
Shawshank Redemption, The (1994)
Dufresne flees jailhouse cock.
May 9, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Tony Ferrino Phenomenon, The (1997)
Partridge does Portuguese Pop.
May 26, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
Boston Strangler, The (1968)
Tony goes full throttle.
May 17, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Calendar Girls (2003)
One year's spaniels' ears.
Jun 18, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Casino (1995)
'Ace' Rothstein- oy Vegas!
Jun 18, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Cellular (2004)
Kim's SIM summons him.
May 11, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Crash (2004)
Completely Ludacris Bullock vehicle.
May 11, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Damien: Omen II (1978)
Beelzebub Jr realises destiny.
Jul 10, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Dancing At The Blue Iguana (2000)
Lizards lounge, ogle strippers.
Jul 15, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Day Reagan Was Shot, The (2001)
Mr Holland's POTUS?
Jul 10, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Fight Club (1999)
Ed's split lip, personality.
Jun 15, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Gladiator (2000)
Maximus's techniques trident tested.
Jun 18, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Gremlins (1984)
Dante's inferno with Muppets.
May 23, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Jackie Brown (1997)
Ordell boots blabbing Beaumont.
Jun 13, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Live Free Or Die Hard (2007)
Vest unpacked once again.
May 9, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Lost In Translation (2003)
Scarlett, Bill, turning Japanese.
May 7, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Never Say Never Again (1983)
Q provides Zimmer frame.
Jun 17, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Passion Of The Christ, The (2004)
Roman roughly handles Messiah.
Jun 15, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Sleepers (1996)
Buggered boys blast Bacon.
Jun 17, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Stealing Beauty (1996)
Vacationing Liv nips out.
Jun 13, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Stuck On You (2003)
You'll never walk alone.
May 3, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Terminator, The (1984)
When T-800's weren't soppy.
Jun 15, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Top Gun (1986)
Military sponsored homo-erotic fantasy.
May 22, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Trainspotting (1996)
Spud follows through catastrophically.
Jun 15, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Van Helsing (2004)
Hugh hunts Hammer horrors.
May 22, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Who Is Bernard Tapie? (2001)
Crooked French politician? Never!
Aug 3, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Wicker Man, The (1973)
Mayday for Constable Howie.
May 23, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory (1971)
Wonka bars unpleasant tots.
Jul 6, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Bloom (2003)
Dublin Odyssey rendered comprehensible.
Jul 25, 2004
Unscored
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(2)
Bound (1996)
Plumber makes moll drip.
Jun 19, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Dukes Of Hazzard, The (2005)
Newlywed inherits skintight denims.
May 9, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Flatliners (1990)
Jack Bauer resurrected AGAIN!
Jun 18, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
John Q (2002)
Denzel obtains gunpoint Medicare.
Jun 2, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)
Pregnant bride's shotgun wedding.
Jun 19, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Longest Day, The (1962)
Nazis put to sword.
May 11, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Matrix Reloaded, The (2003)
Neo-pretentious psychobabble effects borefest.
May 21, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(2)
Natural Born Killers (1994)
Banned on the run.
Jun 15, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Nostril Picker, The (1993)
Freddy Booger.
Jul 3, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Ocean's Eleven (2001)
Garcia's safe/ girlfriend penetrated.
Jun 5, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Omen, The (1976)
Damien of the Jackal.
Jul 6, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Peacemaker, The (1997)
Nicole makes fission impossible.
Jul 10, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Poseidon Adventure, The (1972)
Hackman wins roll-over lottery.
May 23, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Sex And The Single Alien (1993)
ET strokes bone.
May 5, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Sex: The Annabel Chong Story (1999)
Record breaking cock taking.
May 3, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Shawshank Redemption, The (1994)
Framing of the screw.
May 2, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Spellbound (2002)
Diminutive logophiles need therapy.
May 10, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Super Size Me (2004)
Alimentary, my dear Morgan.
May 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Tammy And The T-Rex (1994)
Murderous dino saw her.
May 5, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Terminator 3: Rise Of The Machines (2003)
New cyborg's Loken fantastic.
Jun 13, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
There's Something About Mary (1998)
Ted's prom: Scrotal Recall.
Jun 26, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Theremin: An Electronic Odyssey (1994)
Ooooooooo weeeeeeee love electronica.
Jul 3, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Troy (2004)
Homer sexual undertones.
May 11, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Umbrellas Of Cherbourg, The (1964)
Fella' romances umbrella seller.
Jun 17, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Jaws (1975)
Lone shark skins townsfolk.
Jul 3, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Jean De Florette (1986)
Depardieu's Manon the edge.
May 22, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Matrix, The (1999)
Bullet time, dude! Excellent!
Jun 15, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(3)
Omen III: The Final Conflict (1981)
Antichrist's head/ days numbered.
Jul 10, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Pr�t-�-Porter (1994)
Much ado about clothing.
May 3, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Rear Window (1954)
Pane-spotting.
May 3, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Shallow Hal (2001)
Hypnosis makes porker corker.
Jun 18, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Shining, The (1980)
Carson-esque entry precedes hypothermia.
Jun 17, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
What a Vader finish.
May 9, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Taxi (1998)
Hot rod, jumping Frog.
Jun 19, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
T-1000's an asylum seeker.
Jun 13, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
What's Eating Gilbert Grape (1993)
Mrs Grape shuns grapes.
Jun 13, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
World Is Not Enough, The (1999)
Denise soaked, with seamen.
Jun 18, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Agony And The Ecstasy, The (1965)
Sistine chap'll painstakingly paint.
Jun 25, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Bridget The Midget: A Short Story (1999)
Elf abuse.
May 6, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Girl With A Pearl Earring (2003)
Vermeer added necklace later.
Jun 18, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Hardcore (1979)
Filial fellatio flummoxes father.
Jun 18, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(4)
Jacob's Ladder (1990)
Jacob's crackers.
May 2, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Lust For Life (1956)
Douglas's impression of impressionist.
Jul 25, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Palindromes (2004)
Lil' madam mom, Aviva.
Jun 13, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Siege, The (1998)
G Man vs Jihad.
May 30, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
This Is Spinal Tap (1984)
Meet the rockers.
May 9, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Day After Tomorrow, The (2004)
Greatest snow on Earth.
May 3, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Gloomy Sunday - Ein Lied Von Liebe Und Tod (1999)
Hungary? Try sour Krauts.
Jun 18, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(5)
American Pie (1999)
Jim adds plums, cream.
Jun 19, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(6)
Die Hard (1988)
Alan Rickman sears tower.
May 2, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Fahrenheit 9/11 (2004)
Moore'll Dubya a criminal.
Jul 4, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Porridge (1979)
Slade Runner.
Jul 10, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Robocop (1987)
Murphy's stout in tin.
May 23, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(6)
Showgirls (1995)
McLachlan enjoys twin peaks.
May 23, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(6)
Frida (2002)
Cry me a Rivera.
Jun 19, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(7)
Nail Gun Massacre, The (1985)
Riveting.
Jul 15, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Reservoir Dogs (1992)
Future's unbright for Orange.
Jun 13, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(7)
Runaway Bride (1999)
Farther of the bride.
May 2, 2005
Unscored
Vote
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