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Reviews by 'WickerMan77'
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123
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Zodiac Killer, The (1971)
Signs of the crimes.
Jun 25, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(11)
World Is Not Enough, The (1999)
Denise soaked, with seamen.
Jun 18, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory (1971)
Wonka bars unpleasant tots.
Jul 6, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Wicker Man, The (1973)
Mayday for Constable Howie.
May 23, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Who Is Bernard Tapie? (2001)
Crooked French politician? Never!
Aug 3, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
What's Eating Gilbert Grape (1993)
Mrs Grape shuns grapes.
Jun 13, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Van Helsing (2004)
Hugh hunts Hammer horrors.
May 22, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Umbrellas Of Cherbourg, The (1964)
Fella' romances umbrella seller.
Jun 17, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Troy (2004)
Homer sexual undertones.
May 11, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Trainspotting (1996)
Spud follows through catastrophically.
Jun 15, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Towering Inferno, The (1974)
Faulty Tower.
May 3, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(12)
Top Gun (1986)
Military sponsored homo-erotic fantasy.
May 22, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Tony Ferrino Phenomenon, The (1997)
Partridge does Portuguese Pop.
May 26, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
This Is Spinal Tap (1984)
Meet the rockers.
May 9, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Theremin: An Electronic Odyssey (1994)
Ooooooooo weeeeeeee love electronica.
Jul 3, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
There's Something About Mary (1998)
Ted's prom: Scrotal Recall.
Jun 26, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
The Girl Next Door (2004)
Kim's on. Jacks off.
May 21, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(7)
Terminator, The (1984)
When T-800's weren't soppy.
Jun 15, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Terminator 3: Rise Of The Machines (2003)
New cyborg's Loken fantastic.
Jun 13, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
T-1000's an asylum seeker.
Jun 13, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Taxi (1998)
Hot rod, jumping Frog.
Jun 19, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Tammy And The T-Rex (1994)
Murderous dino saw her.
May 5, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Super Size Me (2004)
Beef Encounter.
Jul 6, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(16)
Super Size Me (2004)
Alimentary, my dear Morgan.
May 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Stuck On You (2003)
You'll never walk alone.
May 3, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Stealing Beauty (1996)
Vacationing Liv nips out.
Jun 13, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
What a Vader finish.
May 9, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
St. Valentine's Day Massacre, The (1967)
Kiss kiss, bang bang.
Jun 17, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(10)
St. Valentine's Day Massacre, The (1967)
Al gore.
May 9, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(8)
Spellbound (2002)
Diminutive logophiles need therapy.
May 10, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Sleepers (1996)
Buggered boys blast Bacon.
Jun 17, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Singles (1992)
24 Hour Latte People.
Jun 17, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(7)
Siege, The (1998)
G Man vs Jihad.
May 30, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Showgirls (1995)
McLachlan enjoys twin peaks.
May 23, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(6)
Shining, The (1980)
Carson-esque entry precedes hypothermia.
Jun 17, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Shawshank Redemption, The (1994)
Framing of the screw.
May 2, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Shawshank Redemption, The (1994)
Dufresne flees jailhouse cock.
May 9, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Shallow Hal (2001)
Hypnosis makes porker corker.
Jun 18, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Shallow Hal (2001)
Gwyneth - she's all fat.
May 11, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(22)
Sex: The Annabel Chong Story (1999)
Record breaking cock taking.
May 3, 2005
Unscored
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(2)
Sex And The Single Alien (1993)
ET strokes bone.
May 5, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Rutles, The (1978)
The Fabricated Four.
Jun 24, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(11)
Runaway Bride (1999)
Farther of the bride.
May 2, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Roger Dodger (2002)
Dweeb nearly Rogers showgirl.
May 26, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
Robocop (1987)
Murphy's stout in tin.
May 23, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(6)
Reservoir Dogs (1992)
Future's unbright for Orange.
Jun 13, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(7)
Rear Window (1954)
Pane-spotting.
May 3, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Pulp Fiction (1994)
Cool Jules, limp Gimp.
Jun 13, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
Pr�t-�-Porter (1994)
Much ado about clothing.
May 3, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Poseidon Adventure, The (1972)
Hackman wins roll-over lottery.
May 23, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Porridge (1979)
Slade Runner.
Jul 10, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Philadelphia (1993)
Cheesy AIDS flick.
May 3, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Peacemaker, The (1997)
Nicole makes fission impossible.
Jul 10, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Passion Of The Christ, The (2004)
Roman roughly handles Messiah.
Jun 15, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Passion Of The Christ, The (2004)
The Long Good Friday.
May 3, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
Palindromes (2004)
Lil' madam mom, Aviva.
Jun 13, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Omen, The (1976)
Damien of the Jackal.
Jul 6, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Omen III: The Final Conflict (1981)
Antichrist's head/ days numbered.
Jul 10, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Ocean's Eleven (2001)
Garcia's safe/ girlfriend penetrated.
Jun 5, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Nostril Picker, The (1993)
Freddy Booger.
Jul 3, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Never Say Never Again (1983)
Q provides Zimmer frame.
Jun 17, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Natural Born Killers (1994)
Banned on the run.
Jun 15, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Nail Gun Massacre, The (1985)
Riveting.
Jul 15, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Matrix, The (1999)
Bullet time, dude! Excellent!
Jun 15, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(3)
Matrix Reloaded, The (2003)
Neo-pretentious psychobabble effects borefest.
May 21, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(2)
Lust For Life (1956)
Douglas's impression of impressionist.
Jul 25, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Lost In Translation (2003)
Scarlett, Bill, turning Japanese.
May 7, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Longest Day, The (1962)
Nazis put to sword.
May 11, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Live Free Or Die Hard (2007)
Vest unpacked once again.
May 9, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Last Temptation Of Christ, The (1988)
Christ on a bike.
Jul 6, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Kill Bill: Vol. 2 (2004)
Bride's dead Revisited: War.
May 21, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)
Pregnant bride's shotgun wedding.
Jun 19, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
John Q (2002)
Denzel obtains gunpoint Medicare.
Jun 2, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
JFK (1991)
Stone's endless tracking shots.
May 23, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
Jean De Florette (1986)
Depardieu's Manon the edge.
May 22, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Jaws (1975)
Lone shark skins townsfolk.
Jul 3, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Jam�n, Jam�n (1992)
Bird bonked beneath bull.
May 23, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
Jacob's Ladder (1990)
Jacob's crackers.
May 2, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Jackie Brown (1997)
Ordell boots blabbing Beaumont.
Jun 13, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
International Velvet (1978)
Tatum indulges in horseplay.
Jul 25, 2004
Unscored
Vote
How To Make An American Quilt (1995)
My Best Friends' Bedding.
May 3, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(12)
Hitler: The Rise Of Evil (2003)
Robert Carl Heil.
Jun 18, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(9)
Hardcore (1979)
Filial fellatio flummoxes father.
Jun 18, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(4)
Gremlins 2: The New Batch (1990)
Tower's overabundance of Gizmo's.
Jun 18, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
Gremlins (1984)
Dante's inferno with Muppets.
May 23, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Gloomy Sunday - Ein Lied Von Liebe Und Tod (1999)
Hungary? Try sour Krauts.
Jun 18, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(5)
Gladiator (2000)
Maximus's techniques trident tested.
Jun 18, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Girl With A Pearl Earring (2003)
Vermeer added necklace later.
Jun 18, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Frida (2002)
Cry me a Rivera.
Jun 19, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(7)
Flatliners (1990)
Jack Bauer resurrected AGAIN!
Jun 18, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Fight Club (1999)
Ed's split lip, personality.
Jun 15, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Farm Family: In Search Of Gay Life In Rural America (2004)
Queer ass folk.
May 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(11)
Fahrenheit 9/11 (2004)
Moore'll Dubya a criminal.
Jul 4, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Dukes Of Hazzard, The (2005)
Newlywed inherits skintight denims.
May 9, 2005
Unscored
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(2)
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels (1988)
Grifters' Riviera plans thwarted.
May 23, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
Die Hard With A Vengeance (1995)
McClane thwarts gold rush.
May 9, 2005
Unscored
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Die Hard (1988)
Alan Rickman sears tower.
May 2, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Diary Of Anne Frank, The (1959)
Monday: 'Hid'. Tuesday: 'Ditto'.
May 9, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(13)
Day Reagan Was Shot, The (2001)
Mr Holland's POTUS?
Jul 10, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Day After Tomorrow, The (2004)
Land of the freeze.
Jul 13, 2004
Unscored
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