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Reviews by 'WickerMan77'
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Animal House (1978)
Otter seeks beaver.
Jun 15, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(13)
Bound (1996)
Plumber makes moll drip.
Jun 19, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Casino (1995)
'Ace' Rothstein- oy Vegas!
Jun 18, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Darkman (1990)
Peyton's place, face torched.
Jun 16, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Fight Club (1999)
Ed's split lip, personality.
Jun 15, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Gladiator (2000)
Maximus's techniques trident tested.
Jun 18, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Gremlins (1984)
Dante's inferno with Muppets.
May 23, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Jackie Brown (1997)
Ordell boots blabbing Beaumont.
Jun 13, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Jam�n, Jam�n (1992)
Bird bonked beneath bull.
May 23, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Jean De Florette (1986)
Depardieu's Manon the edge.
May 22, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)
Pregnant bride's shotgun wedding.
Jun 19, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Kill Bill: Vol. 2 (2004)
Bride's dead Revisited: War.
May 21, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Pulp Fiction (1994)
Cool Jules, limp Gimp.
Jun 13, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Reservoir Dogs (1992)
Future's unbright for Orange.
Jun 13, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(7)
Robocop (1987)
Murphy's stout in tin.
May 23, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(6)
Rutles, The (1978)
The Fabricated Four.
Jun 24, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(11)
Taxi (1998)
Hot rod, jumping Frog.
Jun 19, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
T-1000's an asylum seeker.
Jun 13, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Terminator, The (1984)
When T-800's weren't soppy.
Jun 15, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Tony Ferrino Phenomenon, The (1997)
Partridge does Portuguese Pop.
May 26, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Trainspotting (1996)
Spud follows through catastrophically.
Jun 15, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Wicker Man, The (1973)
Mayday for Constable Howie.
May 23, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Agony And The Ecstasy, The (1965)
Sistine chap'll painstakingly paint.
Jun 25, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Basic Instinct (1992)
Confession? Read my lips.
Jun 19, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(10)
Bowling For Columbine (2002)
Moore gun control pleas.
May 23, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(27)
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels (1988)
Grifters' Riviera plans thwarted.
May 23, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Frida (2002)
Cry me a Rivera.
Jun 19, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(7)
Girl With A Pearl Earring (2003)
Vermeer added necklace later.
Jun 18, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Gloomy Sunday - Ein Lied Von Liebe Und Tod (1999)
Hungary? Try sour Krauts.
Jun 18, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(5)
Gremlins 2: The New Batch (1990)
Tower's overabundance of Gizmo's.
Jun 18, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Hitler: The Rise Of Evil (2003)
Robert Carl Heil.
Jun 18, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(9)
JFK (1991)
Stone's endless tracking shots.
May 23, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Lost In Translation (2003)
Scarlett, Bill, turning Japanese.
May 7, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Ocean's Eleven (2001)
Garcia's safe/ girlfriend penetrated.
Jun 5, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Shallow Hal (2001)
Hypnosis makes porker corker.
Jun 18, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Shallow Hal (2001)
Gwyneth - she's all fat.
May 11, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(22)
Shining, The (1980)
Carson-esque entry precedes hypothermia.
Jun 17, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Siege, The (1998)
G Man vs Jihad.
May 30, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Stealing Beauty (1996)
Vacationing Liv nips out.
Jun 13, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Terminator 3: Rise Of The Machines (2003)
New cyborg's Loken fantastic.
Jun 13, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(2)
The Girl Next Door (2004)
Kim's on. Jacks off.
May 21, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(7)
Van Helsing (2004)
Hugh hunts Hammer horrors.
May 22, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
World Is Not Enough, The (1999)
Denise soaked, with seamen.
Jun 18, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Along Came Polly (2004)
Love Actuary.
Jun 23, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(14)
American Pie (1999)
Jim adds plums, cream.
Jun 19, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(6)
Dark Crystal, The (1982)
Scary Fraggles seek rock.
Jun 17, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(12)
Flatliners (1990)
Jack Bauer resurrected AGAIN!
Jun 18, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Hardcore (1979)
Filial fellatio flummoxes father.
Jun 18, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(4)
John Q (2002)
Denzel obtains gunpoint Medicare.
Jun 2, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Natural Born Killers (1994)
Banned on the run.
Jun 15, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Never Say Never Again (1983)
Q provides Zimmer frame.
Jun 17, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Poseidon Adventure, The (1972)
Hackman wins roll-over lottery.
May 23, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Roger Dodger (2002)
Dweeb nearly Rogers showgirl.
May 26, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Singles (1992)
24 Hour Latte People.
Jun 17, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(7)
Sleepers (1996)
Buggered boys blast Bacon.
Jun 17, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Top Gun (1986)
Military sponsored homo-erotic fantasy.
May 22, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Umbrellas Of Cherbourg, The (1964)
Fella' romances umbrella seller.
Jun 17, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(2)
What's Eating Gilbert Grape (1993)
Mrs Grape shuns grapes.
Jun 13, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Calendar Girls (2003)
One year's spaniels' ears.
Jun 18, 2004
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Passion Of The Christ, The (2004)
Roman roughly handles Messiah.
Jun 15, 2004
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Passion Of The Christ, The (2004)
The Long Good Friday.
May 3, 2005
Scored 2/5
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Showgirls (1995)
McLachlan enjoys twin peaks.
May 23, 2004
Scored 2/5
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(6)
St. Valentine's Day Massacre, The (1967)
Kiss kiss, bang bang.
Jun 17, 2004
Scored 2/5
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(10)
St. Valentine's Day Massacre, The (1967)
Al gore.
May 9, 2005
Scored 2/5
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(8)
2 Fast 2 Furious (2003)
Too crass too spurious.
Jun 13, 2004
Scored 1/5
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(8)
Matrix Reloaded, The (2003)
Neo-pretentious psychobabble effects borefest.
May 21, 2004
Scored 1/5
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(2)
Matrix, The (1999)
Bullet time, dude! Excellent!
Jun 15, 2004
Scored 1/5
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(3)
Ali G InDaHouse (2002)
The Wigga Man.
Jul 6, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Birds, The (1963)
Raging Gull.
Jul 9, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(38)
Bloom (2003)
Dublin Odyssey rendered comprehensible.
Jul 25, 2004
Unscored
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(2)
Boston Strangler, The (1968)
Tony goes full throttle.
May 17, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
Bridget The Midget: A Short Story (1999)
Elf abuse.
May 6, 2005
Unscored
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(4)
Cellular (2004)
Kim's SIM summons him.
May 11, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
Crash (2004)
Completely Ludacris Bullock vehicle.
May 11, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
Cruising (1980)
Carlito's Gay.
Jul 10, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(9)
Damien: Omen II (1978)
Beelzebub Jr realises destiny.
Jul 10, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Dancing At The Blue Iguana (2000)
Lizards lounge, ogle strippers.
Jul 15, 2004
Unscored
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(1)
Day After Tomorrow, The (2004)
Land of the freeze.
Jul 13, 2004
Unscored
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(15)
Day After Tomorrow, The (2004)
Greatest snow on Earth.
May 3, 2005
Unscored
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(5)
Day Reagan Was Shot, The (2001)
Mr Holland's POTUS?
Jul 10, 2004
Unscored
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(1)
Diary Of Anne Frank, The (1959)
Monday: 'Hid'. Tuesday: 'Ditto'.
May 9, 2005
Unscored
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(13)
Die Hard (1988)
Alan Rickman sears tower.
May 2, 2005
Unscored
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(6)
Die Hard With A Vengeance (1995)
McClane thwarts gold rush.
May 9, 2005
Unscored
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Dukes Of Hazzard, The (2005)
Newlywed inherits skintight denims.
May 9, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Fahrenheit 9/11 (2004)
Moore'll Dubya a criminal.
Jul 4, 2004
Unscored
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(6)
Farm Family: In Search Of Gay Life In Rural America (2004)
Queer ass folk.
May 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(11)
How To Make An American Quilt (1995)
My Best Friends' Bedding.
May 3, 2005
Unscored
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(12)
International Velvet (1978)
Tatum indulges in horseplay.
Jul 25, 2004
Unscored
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Jacob's Ladder (1990)
Jacob's crackers.
May 2, 2005
Unscored
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(4)
Jaws (1975)
Lone shark skins townsfolk.
Jul 3, 2004
Unscored
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(3)
Last Temptation Of Christ, The (1988)
Christ on a bike.
Jul 6, 2004
Unscored
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Live Free Or Die Hard (2007)
Vest unpacked once again.
May 9, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
Longest Day, The (1962)
Nazis put to sword.
May 11, 2005
Unscored
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(2)
Lust For Life (1956)
Douglas's impression of impressionist.
Jul 25, 2004
Unscored
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(4)
Nail Gun Massacre, The (1985)
Riveting.
Jul 15, 2004
Unscored
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(7)
Nostril Picker, The (1993)
Freddy Booger.
Jul 3, 2004
Unscored
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(2)
Omen III: The Final Conflict (1981)
Antichrist's head/ days numbered.
Jul 10, 2004
Unscored
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(3)
Omen, The (1976)
Damien of the Jackal.
Jul 6, 2004
Unscored
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(2)
Palindromes (2004)
Lil' madam mom, Aviva.
Jun 13, 2005
Unscored
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(4)
Peacemaker, The (1997)
Nicole makes fission impossible.
Jul 10, 2004
Unscored
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