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with a total of
1234
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101 Rent Boys (2000)
'In depth' motel documentary.
Dec 31, 2009
Unscored
Vote
Alex In Wonder (2001)
Alex seeks parental emancipation.
Jun 30, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Art House (1998)
Weston reworks McMichael's screenplay.
Jul 4, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
Attack Of The Monster Mammaries (1987)
Curse of the Mammary.
Dec 31, 2009
Unscored
Vote
Bastard (2001)
Vainglorious Bastard.
Dec 31, 2009
Unscored
Vote
Beast Of Yucca Flats, The (1961)
Radioactive Tor stalks desert.
Jul 4, 2006
Scored 0/5
Vote
Bertoldi (Mouth Support) (1894)
Ena has a mouthful.
Jul 1, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Bertoldi (Table Contortion) (1894)
Table of contorts.
Jul 1, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Bianca Trump's Towers (1992)
The Apporntice.
Jun 13, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
Day In The Life Of A Dog, A (1917)
Dog has it's day.
Dec 31, 2009
Unscored
Vote
Denial (1998)
Dinner sparks infidelity conversations.
Jul 1, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Edward Penishands (1991)
Eddie Not Fingered.
Dec 31, 2009
Unscored
Vote
Erotic Rites Of Frankenstein, The (1972)
Electrocock therapy.
Dec 31, 2009
Unscored
Vote
Fat Beauty Contest (2006)
Crowned by the pound.
Dec 31, 2009
Unscored
Vote
Fatal Erection (1988)
Came and went.
Dec 31, 2009
Unscored
Vote
Godzilla Versus Disco Lando (1998)
Rear Admiral Ackbar?
Jun 19, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
Great Train Robbery, The (1903)
Broncho Billy's train-ing day.
Jun 16, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
Grindhouse (2007)
Tarantino, Rodriguez double feature.
Jul 3, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
Heart To Heart.com (1999)
A Romantic .com(edy).
Feb 4, 2010
Unscored
Vote
Heidi Fleiss: Hollywood Madam (1995)
Fleiss: Begging pardon, Madam?
Jul 4, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
Housewife From Hell (1993)
Ron Jeremy: Private Dick.
Jul 4, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
Inside Hana's Suitcase (2009)
Hana and Her Resisters.
Feb 21, 2010
Unscored
Vote
Meet Wally Sparks (1997)
Dangerfield spoofs Jerry Springer.
Jul 4, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
Mr. Stitch (1996)
Carrion Wheaton.
Jul 4, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
Orgazmo (1997)
Latter-Day Taints.
Jul 4, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Orgazmo (1997)
Mormon's colourful stunt cock.
Jul 4, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Sexmission (1984)
Amazons crave two Poles.
Jun 19, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
Story Of The Kelly Gang, The (1906)
Ned Kelly: Silent, violent.
Jun 6, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
Tales From The Crapper (2004)
A shitty Troma anthology.
Jul 4, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
The Chase (1994)
Sheen heats up Swanson.
Jul 1, 2006
Unscored
Vote
There's A Pervert In Our Pool (1998)
Penguins with fake titties.
Jun 7, 2006
Scored 0/5
Vote
Thumb Wars: The Phantom Cuticle (1999)
Jedi faces opposable opposition.
Jun 8, 2006
Scored 2/5
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Abbott And Costello Meet Frankenstein (1948)
Frankenstein, Dracula, Werewolf... Costello?
May 10, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Abby (1974)
Sex demon possesses counselor.
May 1, 2006
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)
Courteney's Young. Sean's Cock.
Apr 3, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Adventures Of Pluto Nash, The (2002)
Axel Foley... IN SPAAAAACE!
May 24, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Alien Dead (1980)
UFO: Undead Flying Object.
Apr 24, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Amateur Gymnast, No. 2 (1894)
Gymnast's antics truly revaulting.
Jul 1, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
American Pie 2 (2001)
Pie replaced by glue.
Apr 28, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Amy's Orgasm (2001)
Chaffing Amy.
Jun 7, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Anatomy Of Hell (2004)
Casar converts gay man.
May 9, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Anchors Aweigh (1945)
Mouse dances with seaman.
May 3, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
April Fool Joke, An (1901)
Magician passes the hat.
May 29, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Arrival Of A Train At La Ciotat (1896)
2D train shocks audience.
Jun 6, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Arrival Of The Mail Train, The (1896)
Postal locomotion in motion.
May 28, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Arsenic And Old Lace (1944)
Grant's aunt's killing spree.
Apr 26, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Austin Powers In Goldmember (2002)
Golden penis? Au my!
May 10, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery (1997)
Enter the Shaggin'.
Jul 4, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Baseball Girls (1995)
Homers. Sexuality.
Jun 13, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Batman And Robin (1997)
Governator goes to Gotham.
May 9, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Being Ron Jeremy (2003)
Berke studies Jeremy's 'head'.
Jul 1, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Black Belt Jones (1974)
Pinky pops Pop Byrd.
May 1, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Black Samurai (1976)
Kelly fights gay satanist.
May 9, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Blood Of The Zombie (1961)
Voodoo priestess unleashes zombies.
Apr 24, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
BloodRayne (2005)
It's Rayne-ing Batmen.
Jun 8, 2006
Scored 0/5
Vote
(1)
Bluebeard's Eighth Wife (1938)
Bluebeard: The Colbert Rapport.
May 10, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Bowery At Midnight (1942)
Dracula runs soup kitchen.
Apr 25, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Braindead (1992)
Rat-monkey business.
Apr 25, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Buffalo Bill (1894)
Cody demonstrates rifle silencer.
May 27, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Canadian Bacon (1995)
Alan Alda invades Canada.
Apr 26, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Carbon Copy (1981)
Segal adopts Denzel.
May 6, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Cars That Ate Paris, The (1974)
Auto erratic.
May 10, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Casey At The Bat (1899)
The umpire strikes out.
May 29, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Catwoman (2004)
Halle masks her Patience.
May 10, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Chicken Chaser (1914)
Cock blocker.
Jul 1, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Chicken Thief, The (1902)
Cock 'n snatch.
May 29, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Chinese Laundry Scene (1895)
Chase revolves around laundry.
May 29, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Cola Conquest, The (1998)
Pop quiz.
Jun 13, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Come Back, Charleston Blue (1972)
Gravedigger, Coffin and ghost.
May 9, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Confessions Of A Male Prostitute (1992)
The mate tricks.
Jun 13, 2006
Scored 0/5
Vote
(1)
Cooking With Porn Stars (2002)
Ho, spice.
Jun 13, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Cotton Comes To Harlem (1970)
Reverend loses cotton money.
May 1, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Crazies, The (1973)
Romero's 'Army' of Darkness.
Apr 25, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Crocodile Dundee (1986)
Aussie knives are bigger.
Apr 23, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Crocodile Dundee In Los Angeles (2001)
Dundee refuses coffee enema.
Apr 25, 2006
Scored 0/5
Vote
(1)
Crocodile Hunter: Collision Course, The (2002)
Crikey! A satellite!
Apr 24, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Curious Dream, A (1907)
Twain dreams little dream.
Jun 2, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Curse Of The Werewolf, The (1961)
Reed's lycanthropic character drama.
Jul 10, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Cutting Beef (1901)
Gored Taurus.
Apr 19, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Debbie Does Dallas (1978)
Debbie's doll ass done.
May 8, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Devil Rides Out, The (1968)
Duke Richleau outsmarts satanists.
Jul 10, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Disco Godfather (1979)
Can't refuse Dolemite's offer.
Jun 19, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Disco: Spinning The Story (2005)
Discotechnicalities.
Jun 26, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Dog Factory (1904)
Vaudevillian hot dog maker.
Apr 24, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Dolemite (1975)
Rudy Ray's rhyming pimp.
Apr 30, 2006
Scored 6/5
Vote
(1)
Donkey Party, The (1901)
Granny pins donkey's ass.
May 29, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Dr. Black, Mr. Hyde (1976)
Black becomes albino vampire.
May 2, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Dr�cula (1931)
Dr�cula? �Ah mi Dios!
May 10, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Dracula: Prince Of Darkness (1966)
Dracula returns silent-Lee.
Jul 12, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Eighteenth Angel (1998)
Satanic cult needs Cook.
Apr 24, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Elephant's Bath, The (1902)
Pachydermatology.
Jun 13, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Eleventh Commandment, The (1988)
Cum all ye faithful.
Jul 4, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Fabulous! The Story Of Queer Cinema (2006)
Homo Movies.
Nov 15, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Fatal Chocolate, The (1912)
Coffin Crisp.
Apr 28, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Fist Of Fury (1972)
Lee hunts teacher's killer.
May 9, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Forward (1901)
Woman, three stiff men.
May 29, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Fourth Protocol, The (1987)
James Bond joins KGB?
Apr 25, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Foxy Brown (1974)
Grier's pistol packin' afro.
May 1, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Frankenstein Meets The Wolf Man (1943)
Graverobber's hair raising experience.
May 10, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Friday The 13th Part VI: Jason Lives (1986)
Jason vs. Horshack.
Apr 28, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
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