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Reviews by 'jinx'
Current status of
Movie star
with a total of
719
reviews published to date.
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'Burbs, The (1989)
Crazies cause residential ruckus.
Apr 10, 2003
Scored 3/5
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�Three Amigos! (1986)
Merry mariachi's mirthful mayhem.
Apr 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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10 (1979)
Bouncing boobs boost Bo.
Apr 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
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30 Foot Bride Of Candy Rock, The (1959)
Dame gets gigantic make-over.
Apr 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
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3000 Miles To Graceland (2001)
Presley wannabe's with weapons.
Apr 19, 2003
Scored 2/5
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33 Postcards (2011)
Prisoner a piercing penpal!
Jun 19, 2014
Unscored
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8 Million Ways To Die (1986)
Bridges: bummy; Garcia: grimy.
Jul 2, 2003
Scored 3/5
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8 Seconds (1994)
Luke does lame Lane.
Jul 2, 2003
Scored 2/5
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About Schmidt (2002)
Nicholson nails old age.
Aug 1, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Absolute Power (1997)
Lascivious leader breaks law.
Apr 7, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Abyss, The (1989)
Atlantean aliens assist assholes.
Apr 11, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Affliction (1997)
Nolte Wades through mystery.
Nov 4, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Affliction (1997)
Depressing, Drunk Nolte investigates.
Jul 30, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Agnes Of God (1985)
Naive novice is nuts.
Apr 4, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Ali (2001)
Fresh Prince can box?
Apr 4, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Alien: Resurrection (1997)
Sci-fi childbirth creature-feature.
Mar 14, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Alien� (1992)
Apocalyptic bad hair day.
Mar 28, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Along Came A Spider (2001)
Freeman foils criminal mastermind.
Apr 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
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American Graffiti (1973)
Opie gets to drive.
Jul 12, 2004
Unscored
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American Graffiti (1973)
Happy Days were Solo.
Jul 12, 2004
Unscored
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American Pie: The Wedding (2003)
Crusty cut ups wed.
Oct 1, 2003
Scored 3/5
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American Splendor (2003)
Crotchety comic collaberates famously.
Oct 6, 2003
Scored 4/5
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And The Band Played On (1993)
Modine fights CDC.
Oct 28, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Angel Eyes (2001)
Blond J-Lo 'catches' Caviezel.
Apr 25, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Antwone Fisher (2002)
Denzel heals sailor's sole.
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Apocalypse Now (1979)
War makes Sheen mad.
Sep 26, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Apollo 13 (1995)
Howard's challenging cosmic catastrophe.
Apr 22, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Apostle, The (1997)
Sonny sins, saves souls.
Apr 21, 2003
Scored 5/5
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AristoCats, The (1970)
Feline frenchies find fortune.
Apr 21, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Atlantis: The Lost Empire (2001)
Disney sinks cartoon empire!
May 5, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Attack Of The 50 Foot Woman (1958)
Big broad breaks buildings.
Apr 19, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Baby Boom (1987)
Power house gets addition.
May 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Baby Boy (2001)
Spoiled man grows up.
May 3, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Babysitter, The (1995)
Silverstone is slutty sitter.
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Bambi (1942)
Fawn makes us fawn.
Apr 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Batman (1989)
Jack goes down smiling!
Apr 10, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Batman Forever (1995)
Dynamic duds get Dent.
May 6, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Batman Returns (1992)
Dynamic dickhead defies Devito.
May 6, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Beach Girls And The Monster, The (1965)
Twisted surf murder mystery.
Oct 21, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Beaches (1988)
Midler's windy, Hershey's wingy.
Apr 22, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Beetlejuice (1988)
Hell: Trapped at home.
Apr 15, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Beguiled, The (1971)
Clint gets classy revenge.
May 1, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Behind Enemy Lines (2001)
Muddy grave saves Wilson.
Apr 25, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Beneath The Planet Of The Apes (1970)
Franciscus finds telepathic terror.
Apr 22, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Beneath The Planet Of The Apes (1970)
Freaky telepathics worship A-bomb.
Apr 22, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Big Easy, The (1987)
Quaid eases into Barkin!
May 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Big Fat Liar (2002)
Hollywood mogul milks minor.
Apr 19, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Big Momma's House (2000)
Criminal chasing cross-dressing cop.
Apr 25, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Big Wednesday (1978)
Surfing = heaven; Melville = God.
Apr 19, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Black Knight (2001)
Martin makes medieval mayhem.
Apr 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Blind Date (1987)
Basinger can't hold liquor.
Apr 19, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Blood Work (2002)
Eastwood's all-heart mystery.
Apr 20, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Blue Crush (2002)
Vapid chicks ride waves.
Mar 10, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Blue Velvet (1986)
Hopper's successful sober comeback.
Apr 11, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Brother Bear (2003)
Manhood almost un-bearable.
Jun 27, 2004
Unscored
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Bruce Almighty (2003)
Carrey commits heavenly heresy.
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Caine Mutiny, The (1954)
Paranoid ship captain usurped.
Apr 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Call Of The WIld (1972)
One man, one dog.
Apr 19, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Cape Fear (1991)
Con teaches lawyer lesson.
Apr 24, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Carrie (1976)
Sissy enacts bloody revenge.
Apr 19, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Carrie (1976)
Blood-fest 'un-plugged'.
Apr 19, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Casino (1995)
Vegas' seedy underbelly exposed.
Apr 25, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Catch Me If You Can (2002)
DiCaprio's captivating criminal exploits.
May 15, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Charlie's Angels (2000)
Boring bimbos play detective.
Apr 25, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle (2003)
Demi gives angelic wrinkle.
Sep 30, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Christine (1983)
'It's Alive' goes Detroit.
Apr 4, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Cinderella (1950)
Romance, royalty, slippers, seduction.
Apr 22, 2003
Scored 5/5
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City By The Sea (2002)
DeNiro makes fatherly connection.
May 1, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Close Encounters Of The Third Kind (1977)
UFO rocks country.
Jul 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Clue (1985)
Board game Curries curiousity.
Apr 19, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Coal Miner's Daughter (1980)
Sissy does Loretta justice.
Jul 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Color Of Money, The (1986)
Grifters play pool!
May 5, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Coma (1978)
Hospital harvests humans.
Jul 10, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Con Air (1997)
Cage-y con caps criminals.
Jul 16, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Count Of Monte Cristo, The (2002)
Revenge, served cold.
May 3, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Cradle Will Rock (1999)
Babysitter kicks playground ass.
Apr 19, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Crash (1996)
Compulsive crazies crash cars.
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Crocodile Dundee (1986)
Urban Aussie gets Citi-fied.
May 5, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Cujo (1983)
Bat bites: Dog drools.
Apr 4, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Daddy Day Care (2003)
Domestic daddies tame toddlers.
Jan 4, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Dante's Peak (1997)
Volcano terminates bonds.
Apr 22, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Dark Star (1974)
Doolittle catches cosmic wave.
Oct 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Dawn: Portrait Of A Teenage Runaway (1976)
Eve is poor whore.
Jul 28, 2004
Unscored
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Days Of Thunder (1990)
Circle track controls Cruise.
Apr 19, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Dead Man Walking (1995)
Nun finds spiritual paradox.
May 16, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Dead Pool, The (1988)
Harry sleuths murder lottery.
Aug 1, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Deep End, The (2001)
Mother's commitment clears crime.
Apr 19, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Deliverance (1972)
Pig squeeling sans lubricant.
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Desperately Seeking Susan (1985)
Madonna wannabe places ad.
May 5, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Dirty Dancing (1987)
'Baby' swayzed to dance.
Apr 19, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Dirty Dozen, The (1967)
Condemned criminals kill krouts.
Apr 15, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Dirty Harry (1971)
Callahan caps crime.
Apr 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Divine Secrets Of The Ya-Ya Sisterhood (2002)
Bullock buffets bizarre background.
Sep 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Doc Hollywood (1991)
Future face-lifter forgoes fortune.
Apr 19, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Dogtown And Z-Boys (2001)
Surf punks skate rampage.
Oct 1, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Dolores Claiborne (1995)
Bates battles battering husband.
Apr 24, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Don Juan DeMarco (1994)
Crazed Depp inspires doc.
Jun 12, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Donnie Brasco (1997)
Undercover agent with Depp-th.
May 16, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Donnie Darko (2001)
Rabbit jumps through worm-hole.
May 16, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Doors, The (1991)
Kilmer connects Morrisons' spirit.
Apr 19, 2003
Scored 4/5
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