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Reviews by 'PK9'
Current status of
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with a total of
157
reviews published to date.
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Batman Begins (2005)
Bruce Wayne becomes Jedi.
Jun 19, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Blade (1998)
EDTA makes vampires explode.
Mar 2, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Buffy The Vampire Slayer (1992)
Whedon's first attempt fails.
Feb 28, 2004
Scored 1/5
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Bulletproof Monk (2003)
Monk + Punk = Nazis sunk.
Jun 8, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Cloverfield (2008)
Video: party, monster, running.
Feb 4, 2008
Scored 2/5
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Event Horizon (1997)
Ghost story in space.
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Face/Off (1997)
Troy diffuses own bomb?!
Apr 11, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Frighteners, The (1996)
'Reaper' = ghostly serial killer.
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets (2002)
Slytherin's heir? Voldemort, duh!
May 29, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince (2009)
SPOILER: 'Snape kills Dumbledore!'.
Feb 4, 2012
Scored 5/5
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Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix (2007)
Harry's dreams: deadly Sirius.
Sep 20, 2011
Scored 4/5
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Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban (2004)
Potter saves himself, Black.
Jun 1, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, The (2005)
An Infinitely Improbable success.
May 16, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Honey, I Shrunk The Kids (1989)
Shrunken siblings survive sprinklers.
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Hunger Games, The (2012)
Katniss Ree-aped for Games.
Mar 28, 2012
Unscored
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Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade (1989)
Kneel or lose head.
Apr 5, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Interview With The Vampire (1994)
Pitt plays mopey vamp.
Nov 20, 2002
Scored 3/5
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King Kong (2005)
Fear the jealous Ape.
Dec 19, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Kingdom Of Heaven (2005)
Bloom victorious in surrender.
May 16, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Ladykillers, The (2004)
Hanks's gang self-destructs.
Apr 1, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Master And Commander: The Far Side Of The World (2003)
Frenchies fall for fake-out.
Feb 3, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Master And Commander: The Far Side Of The World (2003)
Doctor performs self surgery.
Apr 20, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Matrix Reloaded, The (2003)
Hacker rewrites Source code.
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 2/5
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Matrix Revolutions, The (2003)
Neo saves machines, Matrix.
Feb 3, 2004
Scored 1/5
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Mighty Ducks, The (1992)
Movie creates NHL franchise.
Mar 25, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Mission: Impossible III (2006)
Cruiiise's Miiissiiion: Eliiimiiinate Daviiian.
Jun 11, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Mummy Returns, The (2001)
Mummy dies. Mommy resurrected.
Apr 4, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Mummy Returns, The (2001)
Return: reincarnation, resurrection, Rock.
Apr 4, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Mystery Men (1999)
Superhero dies. Nobody notices.
Mar 17, 2004
Scored 1/5
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National Treasure (2004)
Drop girl, save Declaration.
Mar 30, 2009
Scored 5/5
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Ocean's Eleven (2001)
Clooney steals cash, girl.
Nov 21, 2002
Scored 4/5
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Pirates Of The Caribbean: The Curse Of The Black Pearl (2003)
Immortality is pirates' curse.
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Pitch Black (2000)
'Jurassic Park' in darkness.
Jan 16, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Prince Of Egypt, The (1998)
'Commandments' in animation, song.
Apr 1, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Punisher, The (2004)
Castle 1, Saint 1.
Apr 19, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Rat Race (2001)
Gambling on greedy idiots.
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Ratatouille (2007)
Rat can cook.
Sep 19, 2007
Scored 5/5
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Silence Of The Lambs, The (1991)
Hannibal scary. Killer boring.
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Skyfall (2012)
Volde 'M', Judi mort.
Jan 30, 2013
Unscored
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Sleepy Hollow (1999)
Hessian wants head back.
Apr 4, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
'66' equals Jedis' doom.
May 23, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Sith win, for now.
May 23, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Vader ultimate abusive father.
Mar 26, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Stargate (1994)
Egyptian mythology redefined: aliens.
Apr 1, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Stargate (1994)
Spader seeks seventh symbol.
May 22, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Starship Troopers (1997)
Giant bugs. Machine guns.
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 2/5
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Sudden Death (1995)
Fireman pucks terrorists' plans.
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
Terminators, chips, all liquidated.
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Terminator, The (1984)
Hottie stops unstoppable robot.
Feb 29, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Transformers (2007)
See giant robot pee.
Sep 23, 2007
Scored 3/5
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Troy (2004)
Achilles chooses glory, doom.
Jun 12, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Troy (2004)
Priam ignores sons' advice.
Jun 14, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Troy (2004)
Fight. Die. Burn. Repeat.
Jul 19, 2010
Scored 3/5
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Wild Wild West (1999)
'B' Western gone sci-fi.
Mar 26, 2004
Scored 3/5
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X-Men: First Class (2011)
Magneto massacres mother's murderer.
Sep 20, 2011
Scored 4/5
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X-Men: The Last Stand (2006)
Ice stronger than Fire.
Jun 3, 2006
Scored 4/5
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American Pie (1999)
Horny teens make pact.
Apr 5, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Avatar (2009)
Eywa ex machina.
Mar 6, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Chicken Run (2000)
Chickens learn to fly.
May 16, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Chronicles Of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch And The Wardrobe, The (2005)
Passion of the Lion.
Dec 24, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Chronicles Of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch And The Wardrobe, The (2005)
Edmund: Turkish Delight junkie.
Dec 24, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets (2002)
Hogwarts kids get stoned.
May 29, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets (2002)
Riddle's pseudonym an anagram.
May 29, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets (2002)
Myrtle = Voldemort's first victim.
May 29, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows: Part 2 (2011)
Harry disrespects his Elder.
Sep 21, 2011
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire (2005)
Viktor wants some Her-hiney.
Dec 24, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince (2009)
Malfoy kills bird, cries.
Aug 14, 2009
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban (2004)
For once, no Voldemort.
Jun 1, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban (2004)
Pettigrew's a rat face.
Jun 1, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Hindenburg, The (1975)
'Titanic' in the air.
Apr 7, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, The (2005)
Earth destroyed. Then replaced.
May 16, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Home Alone (1990)
Smart kid, stupid crooks.
Mar 17, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Independence Day (1996)
Cable repairman saves world.
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Jaws (1975)
Stupid shark stalks ship.
May 17, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Jurassic Park (1993)
T-Rex saves the day.
Jul 31, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(1)
King Kong (2005)
Watts riot: Kong unleashed.
Dec 19, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Kung Fu Hustle (2004)
Sing's high-five: devastating.
Dec 29, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Land Before Time, The (1988)
Dinosaurs learn racial reconciliation.
Apr 11, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Aragorn seeks dead people.
Aug 8, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Ocean's Twelve (2004)
Egg gets stolen repeatedly.
Dec 13, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Peter Pan (2003)
Hook reunited with hand.
Jul 19, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Pirates Of The Caribbean: At World's End (2007)
Bloom breaks Nighy's heart.
Jul 27, 2009
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Punisher, The (2004)
Punishment or revenge? Semantics.
Apr 20, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Raiders Of The Lost Ark (1981)
Ark relocated: government crypt.
Apr 5, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Snakes On A Plane (2006)
Serpents join Mile-high Club.
Jun 5, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Star Trek (2009)
Romulus, Vulcan, continuity, destroyed.
Oct 9, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)
Council overrules Yoda. Fools.
Mar 23, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Star Wars: Episode II - Attack Of The Clones (2002)
Blame Empire on Jar-Jar.
Mar 23, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Democracy dies. Senate applauds.
May 23, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Holy sith! Jedi die.
May 29, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Obi-Wan becomes Ben.
May 29, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Why Jedi shouldn't marry.
May 23, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)
Obi-Wan Obi gone.
Mar 26, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Superman Returns (2006)
Lois, Cyclops save Superman.
Jun 28, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Swimfan (2002)
Swimmer screws psycho seductress.
Aug 7, 2005
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Terminator Salvation (2009)
Terminator sequel. And prequel.
Jul 27, 2009
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Transporter, The (2002)
Courier contemplates career change.
Sep 22, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Troy (2004)
Sneaky Greeks. stupid Trojans.
Jun 12, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Twilight (2008)
Love equated with heroin.
Jul 24, 2010
Unscored
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(1)
Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1, The (2011)
Wed Ed, wrecked bed.
Jan 28, 2012
Unscored
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