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Reviews by 'PK9'
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with a total of
157
reviews published to date.
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Skyfall (2012)
Volde 'M', Judi mort.
Jan 30, 2013
Unscored
Vote
Hunger Games, The (2012)
Katniss Ree-aped for Games.
Mar 28, 2012
Unscored
Vote
Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince (2009)
SPOILER: 'Snape kills Dumbledore!'.
Feb 4, 2012
Scored 5/5
Vote
Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1, The (2011)
Wed Ed, wrecked bed.
Jan 28, 2012
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows: Part 2 (2011)
Harry disrespects his Elder.
Sep 21, 2011
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
TRON: Legacy (2010)
Dad gets a Clu.
Sep 20, 2011
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
X-Men: First Class (2011)
Magneto massacres mother's murderer.
Sep 20, 2011
Scored 4/5
Vote
Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix (2007)
Harry's dreams: deadly Sirius.
Sep 20, 2011
Scored 4/5
Vote
Twilight (2008)
Love equated with heroin.
Jul 24, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Troy (2004)
Fight. Die. Burn. Repeat.
Jul 19, 2010
Scored 3/5
Vote
Avatar (2009)
Eywa ex machina.
Mar 6, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Star Trek (2009)
Romulus, Vulcan, continuity, destroyed.
Oct 9, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(1)
G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra (2009)
Ice sinks in water?
Aug 23, 2009
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince (2009)
Malfoy kills bird, cries.
Aug 14, 2009
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Terminator Salvation (2009)
Terminator sequel. And prequel.
Jul 27, 2009
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Pirates Of The Caribbean: At World's End (2007)
Bloom breaks Nighy's heart.
Jul 27, 2009
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
National Treasure (2004)
Drop girl, save Declaration.
Mar 30, 2009
Scored 5/5
Vote
Watchmen (2009)
Deus Ex Manhattan.
Mar 18, 2009
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
10,000 B.C. (2008)
10,000 negative reviews.
Apr 20, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Cloverfield (2008)
Video: party, monster, running.
Feb 4, 2008
Scored 2/5
Vote
Transformers (2007)
See giant robot pee.
Sep 23, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
Ratatouille (2007)
Rat can cook.
Sep 19, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
Superman Returns (2006)
Lois, Cyclops save Superman.
Jun 28, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Mission: Impossible III (2006)
Cruiiise's Miiissiiion: Eliiimiiinate Daviiian.
Jun 11, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Bulletproof Monk (2003)
Monk + Punk = Nazis sunk.
Jun 8, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
Snakes On A Plane (2006)
Serpents join Mile-high Club.
Jun 5, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
X-Men: The Last Stand (2006)
Mutant's serum unmutates mutants.
Jun 3, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
X-Men: The Last Stand (2006)
Ice stronger than Fire.
Jun 3, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
X-Men: The Last Stand (2006)
See Golden Gate levitate.
Jun 2, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Underworld: Evolution (2006)
Marcus wants family reunion.
Feb 5, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Kung Fu Hustle (2004)
Sing's high-five: devastating.
Dec 29, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Chronicles Of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch And The Wardrobe, The (2005)
Edmund: Turkish Delight junkie.
Dec 24, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Chronicles Of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch And The Wardrobe, The (2005)
Passion of the Lion.
Dec 24, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire (2005)
Viktor wants some Her-hiney.
Dec 24, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
King Kong (2005)
Watts riot: Kong unleashed.
Dec 19, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
King Kong (2005)
Fear the jealous Ape.
Dec 19, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
Serenity (2005)
River: the Reaver Slayer.
Oct 4, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Transporter, The (2002)
Courier contemplates career change.
Sep 22, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Aragorn seeks dead people.
Aug 8, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Swimfan (2002)
Swimmer screws psycho seductress.
Aug 7, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Batman Begins (2005)
Bruce Wayne becomes Jedi.
Jun 19, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Man(akin) on fire.
Jun 6, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban (2004)
Potter saves himself, Black.
Jun 1, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban (2004)
Pettigrew's a rat face.
Jun 1, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban (2004)
For once, no Voldemort.
Jun 1, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets (2002)
Slytherin's heir? Voldemort, duh!
May 29, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets (2002)
Myrtle = Voldemort's first victim.
May 29, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets (2002)
Harry solves Tom's Riddle.
May 29, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets (2002)
Riddle's pseudonym an anagram.
May 29, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets (2002)
Voldemort's past a Riddle.
May 29, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets (2002)
Hogwarts kids get stoned.
May 29, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets (2002)
Potter 3, Voldemort 0.
May 29, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Holy sith! Jedi die.
May 29, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Obi-Wan becomes Ben.
May 29, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Why Jedi shouldn't marry.
May 23, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Windu? Win, do not.
May 23, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(9)
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Sith win, for now.
May 23, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Democracy dies. Senate applauds.
May 23, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Blaster causes Grievious injuries.
May 23, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
'66' equals Jedis' doom.
May 23, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
Chicken Run (2000)
Chickens learn to fly.
May 16, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Kingdom Of Heaven (2005)
Bloom victorious in surrender.
May 16, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, The (2005)
An Infinitely Improbable success.
May 16, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, The (2005)
Earth destroyed. Then replaced.
May 16, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, The (2005)
Spare Earth quite handy.
May 16, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Blade II (2002)
B-2: Vampires United?
Feb 19, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Ocean's Twelve (2004)
Egg gets stolen repeatedly.
Dec 13, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Jurassic Park (1993)
T-Rex saves the day.
Jul 31, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Peter Pan (2003)
Crouching Wendy, Hidden Kiss.
Jul 23, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Peter Pan (2003)
Boy won't grow up.
Jul 19, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Peter Pan (2003)
Pan gets first kiss.
Jul 19, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Peter Pan (2003)
Hook reunited with hand.
Jul 19, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Chronicles Of Riddick, The (2004)
Diesel outruns the sun.
Jul 3, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Chronicles Of Riddick, The (2004)
'Black' survivors not spared.
Jun 29, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Troy (2004)
Paris is an idiot.
Jun 14, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(4)
Troy (2004)
Giant horse = ancient WMD.
Jun 14, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Troy (2004)
Priam ignores sons' advice.
Jun 14, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
Troy (2004)
Sneaky Greeks. stupid Trojans.
Jun 12, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Troy (2004)
Achilles chooses glory, doom.
Jun 12, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
Stargate (1994)
Spader seeks seventh symbol.
May 22, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
Van Helsing (2004)
Wolverine becomes Wolf Man.
May 21, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Van Helsing (2004)
Indiana Jackman vs. Dracula.
May 21, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Underworld (2003)
'Matrix' with vampires, werewolves.
May 18, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Underworld (2003)
Werewolf art thou Romeo.
May 18, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(22)
Jaws (1975)
Stupid shark stalks ship.
May 17, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Alien (1979)
Crew expendable, Ripley discovers.
May 16, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Master And Commander: The Far Side Of The World (2003)
Doctor performs self surgery.
Apr 20, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
Punisher, The (2004)
Punishment or revenge? Semantics.
Apr 20, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Punisher, The (2004)
Castle 1, Saint 1.
Apr 19, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
Speed (1994)
Beware the flying bus.
Apr 15, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Patriot, The (2000)
Mel fights Brits, again.
Apr 15, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Face/Off (1997)
Troy diffuses own bomb?!
Apr 11, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
Land Before Time, The (1988)
Dinosaurs learn racial reconciliation.
Apr 11, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Land Before Time, The (1988)
Segregation ended, 200,000,000 B.C.
Apr 11, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home (1986)
Spock: the Whale Whisperer.
Apr 11, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(5)
Star Trek: First Contact (1996)
Borg attempt Terminator tactics.
Apr 9, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Waterboy, The (1998)
Sandler 'can do it'.
Apr 9, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Hindenburg, The (1975)
'Titanic' in the air.
Apr 7, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Star Trek: Nemesis (2002)
Picard clone conquers Romulans.
Apr 7, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
War Of The Worlds, The (1953)
Germs 1, Aliens 0.
Apr 7, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
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