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Reviews by 'PK9'
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X-Men: The Last Stand (2006)
See Golden Gate levitate.
Jun 2, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(1)
X-Men: The Last Stand (2006)
Ice stronger than Fire.
Jun 3, 2006
Scored 4/5
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X-Men: The Last Stand (2006)
Mutant's serum unmutates mutants.
Jun 3, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(1)
X-Men: First Class (2011)
Magneto massacres mother's murderer.
Sep 20, 2011
Scored 4/5
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Wild Wild West (1999)
'B' Western gone sci-fi.
Mar 26, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Waterboy, The (1998)
Sandler 'can do it'.
Apr 9, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Watchmen (2009)
Deus Ex Manhattan.
Mar 18, 2009
Scored 4/5
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(2)
War Of The Worlds, The (1953)
Germs 1, Aliens 0.
Apr 7, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(2)
War Of The Worlds, The (1953)
Aliens attack church, die.
Apr 7, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Van Helsing (2004)
Wolverine becomes Wolf Man.
May 21, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Van Helsing (2004)
Indiana Jackman vs. Dracula.
May 21, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Underworld: Evolution (2006)
Marcus wants family reunion.
Feb 5, 2006
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Underworld (2003)
'Matrix' with vampires, werewolves.
May 18, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Underworld (2003)
Werewolf art thou Romeo.
May 18, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(22)
Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1, The (2011)
Wed Ed, wrecked bed.
Jan 28, 2012
Unscored
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(1)
Twilight (2008)
Love equated with heroin.
Jul 24, 2010
Unscored
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(1)
Troy (2004)
Sneaky Greeks. stupid Trojans.
Jun 12, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Troy (2004)
Achilles chooses glory, doom.
Jun 12, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Troy (2004)
Paris is an idiot.
Jun 14, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Troy (2004)
Giant horse = ancient WMD.
Jun 14, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Troy (2004)
Priam ignores sons' advice.
Jun 14, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Troy (2004)
Fight. Die. Burn. Repeat.
Jul 19, 2010
Scored 3/5
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TRON: Legacy (2010)
Dad gets a Clu.
Sep 20, 2011
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Transporter, The (2002)
Courier contemplates career change.
Sep 22, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Transformers (2007)
See giant robot pee.
Sep 23, 2007
Scored 3/5
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Titanic (1997)
'Unsinkable Ship'? Iceberg unimpressed.
Mar 17, 2004
Scored 2/5
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(5)
Titanic (1997)
Iceberg's appearance gladly welcomed.
Mar 17, 2004
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Terminator, The (1984)
Hottie stops unstoppable robot.
Feb 29, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Terminator Salvation (2009)
Terminator sequel. And prequel.
Jul 27, 2009
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Terminator 3: Rise Of The Machines (2003)
Connor saved. World not.
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
Terminators, chips, all liquidated.
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Swimfan (2002)
Swimmer screws psycho seductress.
Aug 7, 2005
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Superman Returns (2006)
Lois, Cyclops save Superman.
Jun 28, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Sudden Death (1995)
Fireman pucks terrorists' plans.
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Starship Troopers (1997)
Giant bugs. Machine guns.
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 2/5
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Stargate (1994)
Egyptian mythology redefined: aliens.
Apr 1, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Stargate (1994)
Spader seeks seventh symbol.
May 22, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Star Wars: Episode VI - Return Of The Jedi (1983)
Palpatine takes the plunge.
Mar 25, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Vader ultimate abusive father.
Mar 26, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Luke amputated, Solo refridgerated.
Mar 26, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(5)
Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)
Obi-Wan Obi gone.
Mar 26, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
'66' equals Jedis' doom.
May 23, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Blaster causes Grievious injuries.
May 23, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Democracy dies. Senate applauds.
May 23, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Sith win, for now.
May 23, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Holy sith! Jedi die.
May 29, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Windu? Win, do not.
May 23, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(9)
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Obi-Wan becomes Ben.
May 29, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Why Jedi shouldn't marry.
May 23, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Man(akin) on fire.
Jun 6, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Star Wars: Episode II - Attack Of The Clones (2002)
Blame Empire on Jar-Jar.
Mar 23, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)
Council overrules Yoda. Fools.
Mar 23, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Star Trek: Nemesis (2002)
Picard clone conquers Romulans.
Apr 7, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Star Trek: First Contact (1996)
Borg attempt Terminator tactics.
Apr 9, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home (1986)
Spock: the Whale Whisperer.
Apr 11, 2004
Scored 2/5
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(5)
Star Trek (2009)
Romulus, Vulcan, continuity, destroyed.
Oct 9, 2009
Unscored
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(1)
Speed (1994)
Beware the flying bus.
Apr 15, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Snakes On A Plane (2006)
Serpents join Mile-high Club.
Jun 5, 2006
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(1)
Sleepy Hollow (1999)
Hessian wants head back.
Apr 4, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Skyfall (2012)
Volde 'M', Judi mort.
Jan 30, 2013
Unscored
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Silence Of The Lambs, The (1991)
Hannibal scary. Killer boring.
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Signs (2002)
Doors baffle interstellar travellers.
Apr 1, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Serenity (2005)
River: the Reaver Slayer.
Oct 4, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Reign Of Fire (2002)
Dragon fire consumes plot.
Nov 17, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Ratatouille (2007)
Rat can cook.
Sep 19, 2007
Scored 5/5
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Rat Race (2001)
Gambling on greedy idiots.
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Raiders Of The Lost Ark (1981)
Ark relocated: government crypt.
Apr 5, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Punisher, The (2004)
Castle 1, Saint 1.
Apr 19, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Punisher, The (2004)
Punishment or revenge? Semantics.
Apr 20, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Prince Of Egypt, The (1998)
'Commandments' in animation, song.
Apr 1, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Pitch Black (2000)
'Jurassic Park' in darkness.
Jan 16, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Pirates Of The Caribbean: The Curse Of The Black Pearl (2003)
Immortality is pirates' curse.
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Pirates Of The Caribbean: At World's End (2007)
Bloom breaks Nighy's heart.
Jul 27, 2009
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Peter Pan (2003)
Boy won't grow up.
Jul 19, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Peter Pan (2003)
Pan gets first kiss.
Jul 19, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Peter Pan (2003)
Hook reunited with hand.
Jul 19, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Peter Pan (2003)
Crouching Wendy, Hidden Kiss.
Jul 23, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Pearl Harbor (2001)
Bombing interrupts soap opera.
Nov 17, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Patriot, The (2000)
Mel fights Brits, again.
Apr 15, 2004
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Passion Of The Christ, The (2004)
Christ, in slow-motion.
Mar 3, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(6)
Others, The (2001)
Haunting from Other perspective.
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(5)
Ocean's Twelve (2004)
Egg gets stolen repeatedly.
Dec 13, 2004
Unscored
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(1)
Ocean's Eleven (2001)
Clooney steals cash, girl.
Nov 21, 2002
Scored 4/5
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National Treasure (2004)
Drop girl, save Declaration.
Mar 30, 2009
Scored 5/5
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Mystery Men (1999)
Superhero dies. Nobody notices.
Mar 17, 2004
Scored 1/5
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Mummy Returns, The (2001)
Mummy dies. Mommy resurrected.
Apr 4, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Mummy Returns, The (2001)
Return: reincarnation, resurrection, Rock.
Apr 4, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Mission: Impossible III (2006)
Cruiiise's Miiissiiion: Eliiimiiinate Daviiian.
Jun 11, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Miracle (2004)
Spunky skaters surprise Soviets.
Feb 29, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Mighty Ducks, The (1992)
Movie creates NHL franchise.
Mar 25, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Men In Black (1997)
Sunglasses prevent memory loss.
Mar 25, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Matrix, The (1999)
Fishburne advocates taking pills.
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 1/5
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(3)
Matrix Revolutions, The (2003)
Neo saves machines, Matrix.
Feb 3, 2004
Scored 1/5
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Matrix Reloaded, The (2003)
Hacker rewrites Source code.
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 2/5
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Master And Commander: The Far Side Of The World (2003)
Frenchies fall for fake-out.
Feb 3, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Master And Commander: The Far Side Of The World (2003)
Doctor performs self surgery.
Apr 20, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Ring destroyed. World saved.
Feb 3, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Aragorn seeks dead people.
Aug 8, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Land Before Time, The (1988)
Dinosaurs learn racial reconciliation.
Apr 11, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Land Before Time, The (1988)
Segregation ended, 200,000,000 B.C.
Apr 11, 2004
Scored 4/5
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