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Reviews by 'durianfan'
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with a total of
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100 Lovers Of Jesus Reynolds (2004)
Jesus the slut.
Nov 5, 2009
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Air Jesus (2002)
Guarding Jesus.
Nov 5, 2009
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Alien (1979)
Hurt shows off chest.
Jun 30, 2010
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Alien (1979)
John's chest really Hurts.
Jun 30, 2010
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Alien (1979)
Hurt goes chestless.
Jun 30, 2010
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Alien� (1992)
Ripley kills baby, herself.
Dec 9, 2009
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Aliens (1986)
The Talented Miss Ripley
Dec 15, 2015
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All Dogs Christmas Carol, An (1998)
Tiny Rin Tin Tim.
Jan 15, 2010
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All Dogs Christmas Carol, An (1998)
Ebeneezer Pooch.
Jan 15, 2010
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All Nude Summer (1998)
Suncock.
Nov 27, 2009
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All The President's Men (1976)
Bugs bite dirty Dick.
Aug 9, 2009
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Almost Famous (2000)
Golden God sells Penny.
Oct 4, 2009
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Amazing Spider-Man, The (2012)
Spidey's fourtunate sequel.
Oct 26, 2009
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American Pie (1999)
Sausage and warm pie
Dec 15, 2015
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American Pie Presents The Naked Mile (2006)
Death by wanking.
Dec 2, 2009
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Attack Of The Hungry Hungry Nipples (1997)
Hungry udders.
Nov 3, 2009
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Avatar (2009)
The last blue samurai.
Dec 22, 2009
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Back To The Future (1985)
Marty McFlys
Dec 15, 2015
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Bambi Meets Godzilla (1969)
Uh-doe.
Nov 5, 2009
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Batman And Robin (1997)
Batman franchICED.
Oct 11, 2009
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Batman And Robin (1997)
Uma poisons franchise.
Jun 29, 2010
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Batman Returns (1992)
Cat licks the bat.
Oct 6, 2009
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Beauty And The Beast (1991)
Disney's beastiality film.
Nov 24, 2009
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Beheading A Chinese Boxer (1900)
A slice of China.
Jan 4, 2010
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Best Ass In The World (2003)
Gluteus MaximASS.
Nov 3, 2009
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Black To The Future (1986)
BlASSt to the pASSt.
Dec 1, 2009
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Black To The Future (1986)
Doc Brown goes black.
Dec 1, 2009
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Blackadder's Christmas Carol (1988)
Ebeanezer Scrooge.
Jun 28, 2010
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Blue Is The Warmest Colour (2013)
Blue-gasm
Dec 15, 2015
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Blue Velvet (1986)
Pabst Blue Hopper.
Oct 5, 2009
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Boogie Nights (1997)
Marky has big dicky.
Oct 5, 2009
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Bringing Out The Dead (1999)
Drive. See dead people.
Nov 15, 2009
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Brokeback Mountain (2005)
Heath pokes Jake's GyllenHOLE.
Nov 2, 2009
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Bruce Almighty (2003)
Bruce Carreys mighty burden.
Nov 2, 2009
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Buffy's Bare Ass Barbecue (1996)
Boobs on the barbie.
Nov 27, 2009
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Cannibal Hookers (1987)
Main (inter)course.
Nov 3, 2009
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Carol Christmas, A (2003)
Shatner shits on Dickens.
Jan 19, 2010
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Carol Christmas, A (2003)
A Christmas MisSPELLING.
Jan 19, 2010
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Catch Me If You Can (2002)
Hanks checks on Leo.
Oct 29, 2009
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Christmas Carol (1978)
A Little Christmas tale.
Jan 15, 2010
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Christmas Carol, A (1938)
Carroll's Carol.
Feb 11, 2010
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Christmas Carol, A (1938)
Marley's Carroll.
Feb 11, 2010
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Christmas Carol, A (1971)
An illustrated Christmas Carol.
Jan 19, 2010
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Christmas Carol, A (1984)
Scott's scary Scrooge.
Jan 15, 2010
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Christmas Carol, A (1997)
Whoopi's spirit is present.
Jan 15, 2010
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Christmas Carol, A (1997)
Bland Christmas Curry.
Jan 15, 2010
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Christmas Carol, A (1999)
Scrooge's Christmas Enterprise.
Jan 15, 2010
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Christmas Carol: The Movie (2001)
Scrooge has Caged partner.
Jan 16, 2010
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Clerks. (1994)
Dante's infernal inconveniences.
Sep 25, 2009
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Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon (2000)
Zhang Treeyi.
Oct 15, 2009
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Dark Knight, The (2008)
Heath's winning joke
Dec 15, 2015
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Dictionary Of Sex (1964)
XXX Y and Z.
Jul 21, 2010
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Die Hard With A Vengeance (1995)
Bruce Irons out terrorists.
Oct 16, 2009
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Ebenezer (1997)
Shotguns, spirits, and Scrooge.
Feb 11, 2010
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Elizabethtown (2005)
Cameron's favorite music Blooms.
Oct 7, 2009
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English Patient, The (1996)
Fried Fiennes isn't fine.
Nov 5, 2009
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Face Of Jesus, The (1961)
Christ's countenance.
Nov 5, 2009
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Fargo (1996)
Buscemi: kinda funny lookin'.
Nov 4, 2009
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Fatal Attraction (1987)
A too Close encounter.
Nov 2, 2009
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Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986)
Bueller covers Beatles.
Nov 19, 2009
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Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986)
Cameron's car gets Fryed.
Nov 19, 2009
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First Nudie Musical, The (1976)
Bye Bye Booby.
Nov 19, 2009
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Flintstones Christmas Carol, A (1994)
Christmas tale pre-dates author.
Jan 8, 2010
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Foreskin Gump (1994)
Forrest pumps.
Nov 25, 2009
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Friday The 13th: A Nude Beginning (1987)
Flasher wears hockey mask.
Dec 4, 2009
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Friday The 13th: A Nude Beginning (1987)
Killer penetrates axe wounds.
Dec 4, 2009
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Galactic Gigolo (1988)
Captain Cock.
Nov 1, 2009
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Good Dinosaur, The (2015)
Dinosaur makes his mark
Dec 27, 2015
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Hackers (1995)
Jolie loses, wears dress.
Nov 19, 2009
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Hamlet (1996)
Will's four-hour ghost story.
Jul 30, 2009
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Happy Erotic Christmas (2003)
12 Lays of Christmas.
Jul 17, 2010
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Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets (2002)
Riddle opens secret chamber.
Nov 5, 2009
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Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince (2009)
Helpless Potter, Dumbledore slaughtered.
Jul 26, 2009
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Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix (2007)
Potter has yellow fever.
Jul 17, 2010
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Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone (2001)
Scarhead goes to school.
Aug 10, 2009
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Inception (2010)
Dream Whisperer
Dec 21, 2015
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Inception (2010)
Dreamcatcher
Dec 21, 2015
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Innerspace (1987)
Quaid has Short sneeze.
Jul 1, 2010
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Insomnia (2002)
Sleepless with the enemy
Dec 21, 2015
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Interview With The Vampire (1994)
Cruising for rats
Dec 15, 2015
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It's The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown (1966)
Linus gets stood up.
Jun 28, 2010
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Jesus Christ Supercop (2005)
Serpicross.
Nov 5, 2009
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Kill Bill: Vol. 2 (2004)
Killing Bill softly.
Nov 15, 2009
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Leon (1994)
Hitman schools Portman.
Jul 1, 2010
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Lolita (1962)
Humbert's mother-daughter team.
Nov 3, 2009
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Lone Survivor (2013)
Taliban marks Mark
Dec 21, 2015
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Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Ring Bearer succeeds.
Nov 19, 2009
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Madonna: Truth Or Dare (1991)
Masturbation in concert.
Oct 20, 2009
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Magnolia (1999)
Cockmaster has flaccid father.
Nov 25, 2009
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Martian, The (2015)
Mark colonizes Mars
Dec 15, 2015
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Martian, The (2015)
The Bourne Colonization
Jan 20, 2016
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Mickey's Christmas Carol (1983)
Scrooge's future is quacked.
Jan 15, 2010
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Mickey's Christmas Carol (1983)
Scrooge's late Goofy partner.
Jan 15, 2010
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Mr. Deeds (2002)
Sandler's Deeds is disastrous.
Nov 2, 2009
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Muppet Christmas Carol, The (1992)
Gonzo, Dickens, both great.
Jan 15, 2010
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My Chocolate Ass (2001)
Fudge pirate.
Oct 19, 2009
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My Chocolate Ass (2001)
Hershey squirts.
Oct 19, 2009
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Naked Ape, The (1973)
Victoria's naked Principals.
Nov 27, 2009
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Naked Assassins (1996)
Birthday suit killers.
Dec 4, 2009
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National Treasure (2004)
Declaration released from Cage.
Oct 14, 2009
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