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100 Lovers Of Jesus Reynolds (2004)
Jesus the slut.
Nov 5, 2009
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2012 (2009)
Wisconsin becomes south pole.
Nov 16, 2009
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2012 (2009)
Emmerich destroys Washington Monument.
Nov 16, 2009
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Air Jesus (2002)
Guarding Jesus.
Nov 5, 2009
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Alien (1979)
Hurt shows off chest.
Jun 30, 2010
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Alien (1979)
John's chest really Hurts.
Jun 30, 2010
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Alien (1979)
Hurt goes chestless.
Jun 30, 2010
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Alien� (1992)
Ripley kills baby, herself.
Dec 9, 2009
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Aliens (1986)
The Talented Miss Ripley
Dec 15, 2015
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All Dogs Christmas Carol, An (1998)
Tiny Rin Tin Tim.
Jan 15, 2010
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All Dogs Christmas Carol, An (1998)
Ebeneezer Pooch.
Jan 15, 2010
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All Nude Summer (1998)
Suncock.
Nov 27, 2009
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All The President's Men (1976)
Bugs bite dirty Dick.
Aug 9, 2009
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Almost Famous (2000)
Golden God sells Penny.
Oct 4, 2009
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Amazing Spider-Man, The (2012)
Spidey's fourtunate sequel.
Oct 26, 2009
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American Beauty (1999)
Beauty eyes MoLester.
Jul 30, 2009
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American Pie (1999)
Sausage and warm pie
Dec 15, 2015
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American Pie (1999)
Banger and apple mash
Jan 20, 2016
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American Pie (1999)
Lost in the dessert
Jan 20, 2016
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American Pie Presents The Naked Mile (2006)
Death by wanking.
Dec 2, 2009
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Attack Of The Hungry Hungry Nipples (1997)
Hungry udders.
Nov 3, 2009
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Avatar (2009)
Dances with aliens.
Dec 22, 2009
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Avatar (2009)
The last blue samurai.
Dec 22, 2009
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Avatar (2009)
A whole blue world.
Jan 4, 2010
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Babe: Pig In The City (1998)
That'll two, pig.
Jul 4, 2010
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(2)
Back To The Future (1985)
Marty McFlys
Dec 15, 2015
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Bambi Meets Godzilla (1969)
Uh-doe.
Nov 5, 2009
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Batman And Robin (1997)
Batman franchICED.
Oct 11, 2009
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Batman And Robin (1997)
Uma poisons franchise.
Jun 29, 2010
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Batman Returns (1992)
Cat licks the bat.
Oct 6, 2009
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Batman V Superman: Dawn Of Justice (2016)
Batfleck
Dec 21, 2015
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Beauty And The Beast (1991)
Disney's beastiality film.
Nov 24, 2009
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Beheading A Chinese Boxer (1900)
A slice of China.
Jan 4, 2010
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Best Ass In The World (2003)
Gluteus MaximASS.
Nov 3, 2009
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Black Jesus (2008)
Jesus Christ Superfly.
Nov 3, 2009
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Black To The Future (1986)
BlASSt to the pASSt.
Dec 1, 2009
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Black To The Future (1986)
Doc Brown goes black.
Dec 1, 2009
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Blackadder's Christmas Carol (1988)
Ebeanezer Scrooge.
Jun 28, 2010
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Blackfish (2013)
Killer theme park
Dec 15, 2015
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Blue Is The Warmest Colour (2013)
Blue-gasm
Dec 15, 2015
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Blue Velvet (1986)
Pabst Blue Hopper.
Oct 5, 2009
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Bong Hits 4 Jesus (2009)
Crucihigh.
Oct 26, 2009
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Boogie Nights (1997)
Marky has big dicky.
Oct 5, 2009
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Bringing Out The Dead (1999)
Drive. See dead people.
Nov 15, 2009
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Brokeback Mountain (2005)
Heath pokes Jake's GyllenHOLE.
Nov 2, 2009
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Bruce Almighty (2003)
Bruce Carreys mighty burden.
Nov 2, 2009
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Buck Naked Arson (2001)
Panties on fire.
Dec 4, 2009
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Buffy's Bare Ass Barbecue (1996)
Boobs on the barbie.
Nov 27, 2009
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Cannibal Hookers (1987)
Main (inter)course.
Nov 3, 2009
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Carol Christmas, A (2003)
Shatner shits on Dickens.
Jan 19, 2010
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Carol Christmas, A (2003)
A Christmas MisSPELLING.
Jan 19, 2010
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Carol For Another Christmas (1964)
Xerox sponsors Christmas tale.
Feb 2, 2010
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Carol For Another Christmas (1964)
Xerox copies Dickens.
Feb 2, 2010
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Catch Me If You Can (2002)
Hanks checks on Leo.
Oct 29, 2009
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Chocolate Sperm (2001)
Chocolate baby batter.
Jul 1, 2010
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Chocolate Sperm (2001)
Salty liquid turns sweet.
Jul 2, 2010
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(1)
Christmas Carol (1978)
A Little Christmas tale.
Jan 15, 2010
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Christmas Carol, A (1938)
Carroll's Carol.
Feb 11, 2010
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Christmas Carol, A (1938)
Marley's Carroll.
Feb 11, 2010
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Christmas Carol, A (1971)
An illustrated Christmas Carol.
Jan 19, 2010
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Christmas Carol, A (1984)
Scott's scary Scrooge.
Jan 15, 2010
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Christmas Carol, A (1997)
Whoopi's spirit is present.
Jan 15, 2010
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Christmas Carol, A (1997)
Bland Christmas Curry.
Jan 15, 2010
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Christmas Carol, A (1999)
Scrooge's Christmas Enterprise.
Jan 15, 2010
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Christmas Carol, A (2004)
Scrooge sings.
Jan 16, 2010
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Christmas Carol: The Movie (2001)
Scrooge has Caged partner.
Jan 16, 2010
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Clerks. (1994)
Dante's infernal inconveniences.
Sep 25, 2009
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Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon (2000)
Zhang Treeyi.
Oct 15, 2009
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Crying Game, The (1992)
Forest can't find bush.
Jul 8, 2010
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Curious Case Of Benjamin Button, The (2008)
Pitt turns life around.
Oct 4, 2009
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Dark Knight, The (2008)
Heath's winning joke
Dec 15, 2015
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Dictionary Of Sex (1964)
XXX Y and Z.
Jul 21, 2010
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Die Hard With A Vengeance (1995)
Bruce Irons out terrorists.
Oct 16, 2009
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Disco Pigs (2001)
That'll disco, pig.
Jul 4, 2010
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Diva's Christmas Carol, A (2000)
A Bitchmas Carol.
Feb 2, 2010
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Down To You (2000)
Little Prinze lacks Stiles.
Jan 8, 2010
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Dressing Paper Dolls (1898)
Paper-thin models.
Jan 23, 2010
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Ebenezer (1997)
Shotguns, spirits, and Scrooge.
Feb 11, 2010
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Elizabethtown (2005)
Cameron's favorite music Blooms.
Oct 7, 2009
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English Patient, The (1996)
Fried Fiennes isn't fine.
Nov 5, 2009
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Erotic Adventures Of Pinocchio, The (1971)
Pinocchiblow.
Nov 24, 2009
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Escape From Alcatraz (1979)
Chipping away the Rock.
Aug 2, 2009
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(2)
Eyes Wide Shut (1999)
Nicole's butt opens Eyes.
Jul 26, 2009
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(5)
Face Of Jesus, The (1961)
Christ's countenance.
Nov 5, 2009
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Fargo (1996)
Buscemi: kinda funny lookin'.
Nov 4, 2009
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Fart: The Movie (1991)
Silent Butt Deadly.
Oct 16, 2009
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Fatal Attraction (1987)
A too Close encounter.
Nov 2, 2009
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Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986)
Bueller covers Beatles.
Nov 19, 2009
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Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986)
Cameron's car gets Fryed.
Nov 19, 2009
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Few Good Men, A (1992)
Marines on Cruise control.
Aug 6, 2009
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First Nudie Musical, The (1976)
Bye Bye Booby.
Nov 19, 2009
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First Nudie Musical, The (1976)
His Thing and I.
Nov 19, 2009
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Flintstones Christmas Carol, A (1994)
Christmas tale pre-dates author.
Jan 8, 2010
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Fluffer, The (2001)
The Right Stiff.
Jan 13, 2010
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For The Birds (2000)
Birds off a wire.
Jul 27, 2009
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For The Birds (2000)
Bye Bye Birdies.
Jul 30, 2009
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Foreskin Gump (1994)
Forrest pumps.
Nov 25, 2009
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Forrest Gump (1994)
Hanks isn't full retard.
Oct 1, 2009
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Four Weddings And A Funeral (1994)
Weddings opens with Fucks.
Aug 6, 2009
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Freezer Jesus, The (2003)
Freezer of Nazareth.
Nov 5, 2009
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