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Reviews by 'big g'
Current status of
Movie mogul
with a total of
305
reviews published to date.
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Zardoz (1974)
Poncey British futuristic nonsense.
Jan 15, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(1)
You Only Live Twice (1967)
Bond goes East- yesh!
Jul 9, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Yojimbo (1961)
Mercenary Samurai double-crosses villagers.
Jul 23, 2002
Scored 5/5
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World Is Not Enough, The (1999)
Bad plot is enough.
Jan 15, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Withnail & I (1987)
Grant's over-acting grates.
Jul 22, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Wild Bunch, The (1969)
Violent, old west homage.
Jul 22, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Wild At Heart (1990)
Laura smokes too much!
Jul 9, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Who Dares Wins (1982)
Bodie bashes bad bombers.
Dec 16, 2007
Scored 1/5
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Where Eagles Dare (1968)
Burton's barmy alpine antics.
Jan 21, 2007
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Westworld (1973)
'Jurassic Park' without dinosaurs.
Jul 15, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Waterworld (1995)
Drown Costner for this!
Jul 22, 2002
Scored 2/5
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War Games (1983)
Schoolboy nerd starts armageddon.
Jul 22, 2002
Scored 4/5
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Walkabout (1971)
Agutter's desert nudity! Hurrah!
Jul 22, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Von Ryan's Express (1965)
Sinatra escapes by rail.
Jul 22, 2002
Scored 4/5
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Village Of The Damned (1960)
Duffle-coated devil children.
May 30, 2002
Scored 4/5
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Vertigo (1958)
Detective's thing about blondes.
Jan 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Usual Suspects, The (1995)
Story's on a mug.
Jul 22, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Up Pompeii (1971)
Howerd's Roman smut fest.
Jul 24, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Untouchables, The (1987)
Makes sobriety seem cool.
Jul 15, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Two Way Stretch (1960)
Sellers escapes, then returns.
Jul 22, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Twin Town (1997)
Sweary Welsh joyriding romp.
Jul 9, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me (1992)
TV series origins explained.
Jul 23, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Truman Show, The (1998)
Falling light signals escape.
Jan 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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True Romance (1993)
Videostore geek's wet dream.
Jul 15, 2002
Scored 2/5
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(3)
TRON (1982)
Game Over = Life Over.
Jan 15, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Tremors (1990)
Big worms cause trouble.
Jul 15, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Trainspotting (1996)
Skagging jocks get shocks.
Jul 10, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Total Recall (1990)
Arnie shoots Sharon. Yes!
Jul 10, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Total Recall (1990)
Blatant 'johnnycabs' product placement.
Oct 15, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Top Secret! (1984)
'Airplane'-style wartime spoof .
Jul 24, 2002
Scored 4/5
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Three Colours: White (1994)
Divorced Polak seeks revenge.
Jul 9, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(1)
There's Something About Mary (1998)
Inane American knob gags.
Jul 9, 2002
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Thelma And Louise (1991)
Quasi-feminist road movie.
Jul 22, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(2)
That Sinking Feeling (1980)
Laughs always on tap!
Jan 15, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Tetsuo: The Iron Man (1989)
Like being in 'Endurance'.
Jan 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Taking Of Pelham One Two Three, The (1974)
Underground undesirables worry Walter.
Jan 15, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Take The Money And Run (1969)
Virgil Stark's hilarious life.
Jul 9, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Sweeney 2 (1978)
Ex-pat gunmen go blagging!
Sep 4, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Super Size Me (2004)
Battle for a bulge.
Sep 18, 2007
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Strangers On A Train (1951)
Homoerotic twisted murder plot.
Jul 9, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Still Crazy (1998)
Slightly unfunny 'Spinal Tap'.
Jan 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Why the muppets, George?
Jan 17, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(3)
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)
Effects hide thin plot.
Jan 8, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Star Trek: The Motion Picture (1979)
Shatner: His first toupee.
Jan 15, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(4)
Star Trek: Generations (1994)
Star Trek baton change.
Jan 15, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home (1986)
Ideal for Greenpeace Trekkies.
Jan 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Star Trek III: The Search For Spock (1984)
Spock- why the bathrobe?
Jan 15, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Khan (1982)
Toupee versus the Mullett...
Jan 15, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(7)
Stalingrad (1993)
German defeat brutally depicted.
Jul 23, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Spy Who Loved Me, The (1977)
Moore gets more wrinkly.
Jul 22, 2002
Scored 4/5
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SpongeBob SquarePants Movie, The (2004)
Hasselhoff, muscles; Spongebob, mussels.
Feb 27, 2007
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Splitting Heirs (1993)
Ex Python's mediocre farce.
May 1, 2002
Scored 3/5
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Speed (1994)
Hopper as nutter. Again.
Jan 15, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Spartacus (1960)
Big chinned slave epic.
Apr 30, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Some Like It Hot (1959)
Well heeled crossdressing romp.
May 1, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Small Faces (1996)
Glasgow gangs go gashing.
Jan 15, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Simpsons Movie, The (2007)
Homer's flytipping causes dome-nation.
Sep 25, 2007
Scored 3/5
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Silence Of The Lambs, The (1991)
Rubbish. 'Manhunter' was better.
Jul 15, 2002
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Showgirls (1995)
Makes porn plots complicated.
Jul 15, 2002
Scored 1/5
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(11)
Shooting Fish (1997)
Strangely engaging British melodrama.
Jul 9, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Shawshank Redemption, The (1994)
Prison accountant gets even.
Jan 15, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Shallow Grave (1994)
Edinburgh yuppies do murder.
Jul 22, 2002
Scored 4/5
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Sexy Beast (2000)
Gandhi schemes for Lovejoy.
Oct 11, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Sexmission (1984)
Women run the future!
Jul 24, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Serial Mom (1994)
'Hairspray' with murders. Funny.
Jan 15, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Se7en (1995)
Pitt's overacting makes 8ight.
Jan 17, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(21)
School For Scoundrels (1960)
Superb study of one-upmanship.
Jul 22, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Scent Of A Woman (1992)
Suicidal Pacino corrupts teenager.
Jul 22, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Scandal (1989)
Profumo affair pop video.
Jul 15, 2002
Scored 2/5
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Roxanne (1987)
Beauty and the beak.
Feb 13, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(13)
Rosemary's Baby (1968)
Satan gets a son.
Jul 15, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Rope (1948)
Body's under the tablecloth!
Jul 9, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Romancing The Stone (1984)
Indiana Jones with 'Lurve'.
Jan 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Rollerball (1975)
Business dictates sport- true!
Jul 15, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Roger And Me (1989)
Moore mocks multinational monster.
Jul 16, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Robocop 2 (1990)
Clanking sequel lacks shine.
Feb 13, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Robocop (1987)
Walking dustbin becomes cop.
Feb 13, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Robin Hood: Prince Of Thieves (1991)
Nottinghamshire accent sounds American!
Jul 24, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Risky Business (1983)
Parents away, Cruise plays.
May 1, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Richard III (1995)
Shakespeare with guns. Groovy!
Jul 22, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Restless Natives (1985)
Modern day Robin McHoods.
Jan 15, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Reservoir Dogs (1992)
Overhyped, derivative gangster flick.
May 29, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Repulsion (1965)
Lonely lady goes loopy.
Jul 23, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Red Rock West (1993)
Double crossers double cross.
Jan 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Rear Window (1954)
Plastered photographer spots murderer.
May 1, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Reach For The Sky (1956)
More plays legless hero.
Jul 24, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Raising Arizona (1987)
Seventh son gets kidnappped.
Jan 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Railway Children, The (1970)
Agutter waves bloomers- hurrah!
Jul 22, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Raiders Of The Lost Ark (1981)
The coolest Archaeologist ever!
Jul 22, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Quo Vadis? (1951)
Wieldy but worthy epic.
Jan 15, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Priest (1994)
Cassock lifter's seedy confession.
Jan 15, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Porridge (1979)
Poor man's 'Shawshank Redemption'.
Jul 22, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Planet Of The Apes (1968)
Darwin-twisting monkey satire.
Jul 9, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Pillow Book, The (1996)
Another Greenaway snooze away.
May 29, 2002
Scored 1/5
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(2)
Pianist, The (2002)
Pianist notes Nazi demise.
Feb 13, 2007
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Personal Services (1987)
Comedy exposes establishment hypocrisy.
Jul 22, 2002
Scored 4/5
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Pathfinder (1987)
Atmospheric ancient Lapp fable.
Jul 16, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Patch Adams (1998)
Williams as doctor. Again.
Jul 22, 2002
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Passport To Pimlico (1949)
Cockneys become a duchy.
Jul 22, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Party, The (1968)
Incompetent Indian ruins everything.
Jul 22, 2002
Scored 5/5
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