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Reviews by 'big g'
Current status of
Movie mogul
with a total of
305
reviews published to date.
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National Lampoon's Vacation (1983)
The Road to WallyWorld.
Jun 26, 2009
Scored 3/5
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Minder On The Orient Express (1985)
Gangster's daughter wants fortune.
Jan 9, 2008
Scored 4/5
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Enemy At The Gates (2001)
Sniper answers fan mail.
Jan 5, 2008
Scored 4/5
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Who Dares Wins (1982)
Bodie bashes bad bombers.
Dec 16, 2007
Scored 1/5
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Carry On Camping (1969)
Terry Scott gets shot.
Oct 21, 2007
Scored 4/5
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Night Of The Generals, The (1967)
Three Generals - One Murderer.
Oct 17, 2007
Scored 5/5
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Die Hard With A Vengeance (1995)
McClane appears, Gruber's tears.
Oct 17, 2007
Scored 4/5
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Die Hard 2: Die Harder (1990)
McClane appears, Airport's tears.
Oct 17, 2007
Scored 4/5
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Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (2004)
Spanner thrower inspires underdogs.
Oct 16, 2007
Scored 4/5
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Total Recall (1990)
Blatant 'johnnycabs' product placement.
Oct 15, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Fantastic Four: Rise Of The Silver Surfer (2007)
Earth threatened; wedding delayed.
Oct 8, 2007
Scored 1/5
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Blackball (2003)
Vaughn makes Starkey famous.
Oct 1, 2007
Scored 1/5
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Evan Almighty (2007)
Congressman builds an ark.
Sep 28, 2007
Scored 2/5
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Gregory's Girl (1981)
Sinclair hides his nipples.
Sep 27, 2007
Scored 5/5
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Eight Men Out (1988)
Bats, balls and bribes.
Sep 27, 2007
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Funeral In Berlin (1966)
Stok stymies Palmer's plans.
Sep 27, 2007
Scored 4/5
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Funeral In Berlin (1966)
Stok's defection without detection.
Sep 27, 2007
Scored 4/5
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Carry On... Up The Khyber (1968)
Undergarments provoke Khasi's revolt.
Sep 26, 2007
Scored 4/5
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Butterfly Effect, The (2004)
Kutcher revisits forgotten nightmares.
Sep 26, 2007
Scored 5/5
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Bowling For Columbine (2002)
Moore assassinates Heston's character.
Sep 26, 2007
Scored 3/5
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Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999)
Missing mojo goes GO-GO.
Sep 26, 2007
Scored 3/5
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Bend It Like Beckham (2002)
Footy girl disobeys parents.
Sep 26, 2007
Scored 3/5
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Simpsons Movie, The (2007)
Homer's flytipping causes dome-nation.
Sep 25, 2007
Scored 3/5
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Incredible Shrinking Man, The (1957)
Matchbox dweller's tough life.
Sep 19, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill! (1966)
Amazonians go car racing.
Sep 19, 2007
Scored 3/5
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Borat: Cultural Learnings Of America For Make Benefit Glorious Nation Of Kazakhstan (2006)
Borat make film. Nice!
Sep 18, 2007
Scored 4/5
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Super Size Me (2004)
Battle for a bulge.
Sep 18, 2007
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Dr Who And The Daleks (1965)
Geriatric versus Skaro's finest.
Sep 15, 2007
Scored 4/5
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SpongeBob SquarePants Movie, The (2004)
Hasselhoff, muscles; Spongebob, mussels.
Feb 27, 2007
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Animal Farm (1954)
Privileged pigs shirk work.
Feb 15, 2007
Scored 4/5
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Pianist, The (2002)
Pianist notes Nazi demise.
Feb 13, 2007
Scored 5/5
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(1)
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Depressed computer aids evolution.
Jan 21, 2007
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Close Encounters Of The Third Kind (1977)
Dreyfuss hears spaceship ringtone.
Jan 21, 2007
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Apocalypse Now (1979)
Brando's jungle mumbo jumbo.
Jan 21, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Where Eagles Dare (1968)
Burton's barmy alpine antics.
Jan 21, 2007
Scored 5/5
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(1)
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
Chevy does Buck Palace.
Jan 15, 2007
Unscored
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Kind Hearts And Coronets (1949)
Eight Guinnesses get murdered.
May 9, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Sexy Beast (2000)
Gandhi schemes for Lovejoy.
Oct 11, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Carry On Abroad (1972)
Saucy Sid in sombrero.
Sep 20, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Carry On Again, Doctor (1969)
James in the jungle.
Sep 20, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Carry On At Your Convenience (1971)
Toilet humour- quite literally.
Sep 20, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Carry On Cleo (1964)
Famed for infamy line.
Sep 20, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Carry On Cowboy (1965)
Texas- Pinewood style!
Sep 20, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Carry On Screaming! (1966)
Steptoe Jr chases monsters.
Sep 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Battle For The Planet Of The Apes (1973)
Armageddon in a field?
Aug 27, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Escape From The Planet Of The Apes (1971)
Mad scientist's monkey vendetta.
Aug 27, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Heroes Of Telemark, The (1965)
Woolly sweaters versus jackboots.
Aug 24, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Bruce Almighty (2003)
Theology gets dumbed down.
Aug 24, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Chicago (2002)
Gere's singing deserves prison.
Mar 25, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Robocop 2 (1990)
Clanking sequel lacks shine.
Feb 13, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Robocop (1987)
Walking dustbin becomes cop.
Feb 13, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Roxanne (1987)
Beauty and the beak.
Feb 13, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(13)
Beyond Rangoon (1995)
Burmese troubles raised. Poorly.
Feb 13, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Michael Collins (1996)
Schindler in the IRA.
Feb 13, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery (1997)
Crushed velvet knob gags.
Feb 13, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Catch Me If You Can (2002)
DiCaprio's pilot never flies.
Feb 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Being John Malkovich (1999)
Puppeteer exploits midget portal.
Jan 31, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Airplane! (1980)
Shirley a comedy classic.
Jan 31, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(8)
Truman Show, The (1998)
Falling light signals escape.
Jan 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Battle Of The Bulge (1965)
Nazi's mustn't get diesel!
Jan 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Guns Of Navarone, The (1961)
Massive guns get destroyed.
Jan 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Gorillas In The Mist: The Story Of Dian Fossey (1988)
No shots from Weaver.
Jan 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Dam Busters, The (1955)
Bouncing bomb boffins biopic.
Jan 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
French Connection, The (1971)
Porkpie hat gets attention.
Jan 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (1968)
Fleming's fantastic flying car.
Jan 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Herbie Rides Again (1974)
VW battles property developers.
Jan 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
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L.A. Confidential (1997)
Babe's farmer: bent copper!
Jan 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Se7en (1995)
Pitt's overacting makes 8ight.
Jan 17, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(21)
Christine (1983)
Possessed Plymouth tempts teenager.
Jan 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Fifth Element, The (1997)
Colouring book 'Blade Runner'.
Jan 17, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(7)
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Why the muppets, George?
Jan 17, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(3)
Batman And Robin (1997)
Clooney in tights fails.
Jan 17, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Mary Shelley's Frankenstein (1994)
Incompetent doctor builds monster.
Jan 17, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Clockwise (1986)
Great idea, painful viewing.
Jan 17, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Raising Arizona (1987)
Seventh son gets kidnappped.
Jan 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior (1981)
Prequel plot + cash = classic.
Jan 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Midnight Express (1978)
No Turkish delight here.
Jan 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Red Rock West (1993)
Double crossers double cross.
Jan 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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League Of Gentlemen, The (1960)
Ex-servicemen's pension top up.
Jan 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid (1982)
Cut and paste comedy.
Jan 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Man With Two Brains, The (1983)
Doctor's love in jar.
Jan 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Elephant Man, The (1980)
Hurt's freak emotionally hurt.
Jan 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Vertigo (1958)
Detective's thing about blondes.
Jan 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Man Who Knew Too Much, The (1956)
Assassins met on holiday.
Jan 17, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Bird (1988)
Eastwood turns brightness down.
Jan 17, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Babe: Pig In The City (1998)
Porky mind fuck- wow!
Jan 15, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Taking Of Pelham One Two Three, The (1974)
Underground undesirables worry Walter.
Jan 15, 2003
Scored 5/5
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2010 (1984)
Sane computer this time.
Jan 15, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Little Voice (1998)
Can't talk, just sings.
Jan 15, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
No Surrender (1985)
Sectarianism starts Scousers scrapping.
Jan 15, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Basket Case (1982)
Bro's in the basket.
Jan 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Quo Vadis? (1951)
Wieldy but worthy epic.
Jan 15, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
TRON (1982)
Game Over = Life Over.
Jan 15, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Romancing The Stone (1984)
Indiana Jones with 'Lurve'.
Jan 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Tetsuo: The Iron Man (1989)
Like being in 'Endurance'.
Jan 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Malcolm (1986)
Shy misfit turns robber.
Jan 15, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
Courtroom drama- Pesci style!
Jan 15, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Khan (1982)
Toupee versus the Mullett...
Jan 15, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(7)
Star Trek: Generations (1994)
Star Trek baton change.
Jan 15, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home (1986)
Ideal for Greenpeace Trekkies.
Jan 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
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