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Reviews by 'Joe Blevins'
Current status of
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with a total of
1420
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'Burbs, The (1989)
Gump marries Princess Leia!
Sep 25, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
'Star Wars': A Musical Journey (2005)
Lucas Tunes.
Jul 26, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(2)
1 Night In Paris (2004)
Up in the heiress.
Oct 24, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(1)
10 (1979)
Bo and Eros.
Jul 11, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(4)
10 (1979)
Bo-lero.
Jul 11, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(1)
100 Years Of Horror: Scream Queens (1996)
Shriek-umentary.
Mar 24, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
1000 Cumshots (2003)
Cyclops cries 1000 times.
Jan 10, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(1)
1000 Cumshots (2003)
Cleanup requires 1000 Kleenex.
Jan 11, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(1)
101 Dalmatians (1996)
Cruella's PETA membership revoked.
Nov 13, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
127 Hours (2010)
Farewell to an arm.
Dec 31, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(10)
127 Hours (2010)
Franco needs a hand.
Jan 1, 2011
Unscored
Vote
(1)
20 Dates (1998)
Shitty first dates.
Jan 14, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
HAL's not very user-friendly.
Oct 4, 2003
Scored 6/5
Vote
(4)
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Keir today, gone tomorrow.
Dec 14, 2003
Scored 6/5
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(6)
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Computer performs illegal operation.
Apr 29, 2004
Scored 6/5
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(16)
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Sci-fi soundtrack stresses Strausses.
Jun 18, 2007
Scored 6/5
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(1)
28 Days Later (2002)
Well-intentioned activists doom Britannia.
Oct 8, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
3 Women (1977)
Sissy's pre-Internet identity theft.
Oct 12, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
30 Foot Bride Of Candy Rock, The (1959)
Lou Costello's '30... Rock'.
Sep 21, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(1)
4 Artists Paint 1 Tree: A Walt Disney 'Adventure In Art' (1964)
Document tree.
Mar 24, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(13)
8 Mile (2002)
Peroxided bimbo makes film.
Nov 3, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
8 Mile (2002)
'Detroit Rap Shitty'.
Nov 8, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(18)
8 Mile (2002)
Shady & the tramp.
Mar 6, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(6)
8� (1963)
Marcello suffers director's block.
Oct 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
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A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001)
Defective android brat discarded.
Oct 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
About Schmidt (2002)
Quixote in a winnebago.
Oct 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
About Schmidt (2002)
Jack's wife/ death situation.
Nov 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(6)
Abyss, The (1989)
Cameron's underwater epic Abyssmal.
Nov 13, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
Achievers: The Story Of The Lebowski Fans, The (2008)
Dude-umentary.
Sep 8, 2008
Scored 6/5
Vote
(2)
Adaptation. (2002)
'Twins' for arthouse crowd.
Oct 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(6)
Adaptation. (2002)
Streep discovers flower power.
Nov 14, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Adventures Of Baron Munchausen, The (1988)
Gilliam epic hemmorhages cash.
Oct 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Adventures Of Ford Fairlane, The (1990)
Dice vehicle sputters, stalls.
Nov 3, 2003
Scored 0/5
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(1)
Adventures Of Milo And Otis, The (1986)
'Meow, Voyager'.
Nov 18, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Adventures Of Robin Hood, The (1938)
Robin in like Flynn.
Oct 12, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Agent For H.A.R.M. (1966)
007 in a cardigan.
Nov 2, 2003
Scored 0/5
Vote
(2)
Agony And The Ecstasy, The (1965)
Paint and suffering.
Dec 22, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Airplane! (1980)
Fish dinner portends doom.
Oct 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Akira Kurosawa's Dreams (1990)
Sayonara, Kurosawa.
Nov 14, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Alex And Emma (2003)
Indebted writer: Owin' Wilson?
Jul 24, 2006
Unscored
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(1)
Alfie (1966)
Caine able, ladies willing!
Nov 14, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(6)
Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore (1974)
Keitel is Mr. Wrong.
Oct 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Alien From L.A. (1988)
Kathy Ireland models swimwear.
Nov 13, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Alien From L.A. (1988)
Model makes underground movie.
Nov 13, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Alien From L.A. (1988)
Kathy Ireland squeezes Charmin'.
Nov 13, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
All Dogs Go To Heaven (1989)
Dogs of Lord's Town.
Jun 15, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(15)
All The President's Men (1976)
Dick Nixon's 'Post' mortem.
Nov 23, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(9)
Allnighter, The (1987)
Hoffs remains clothed, damnit.
Nov 3, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Amadeus (1984)
Mozart: the original punk!
Oct 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Amazing Colossal Man, The (1957)
Glenn experiences growth spurt.
Nov 4, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Amazing Colossal Man, The (1957)
Original 'Super Size Me'.
Jul 1, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(11)
Amazing Grace And Chuck (1987)
Portrait of anti-nuclear family.
Nov 14, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Amazing Spider-Man, The (1977)
Clunky 1970s Spidey adaptation.
Apr 3, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Amazing Transplant, The (1970)
Peter grave.
Oct 10, 2008
Unscored
Vote
Amelia (2009)
Ascent of a woman.
Feb 27, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(2)
American Beauty (1999)
Thora reveals American boobies.
Oct 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
American Beauty (1999)
Film about roses, neuroses.
Oct 29, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(6)
American Graffiti (1973)
Lucas's Earth-bound nostalgia exercise.
Oct 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
American Movie: The Making of Northwestern (1999)
How NOT to direct.
Oct 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
American Movie: The Making of Northwestern (1999)
The Accidental Auteurist.
Aug 19, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
American Pork (2002)
Camera hogs.
Feb 3, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
American Psycho (2000)
Yuppie makes a killing.
Nov 18, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(6)
American Splendor (2003)
Clerk has, writes issues.
Apr 26, 2004
Scored 6/5
Vote
(2)
American Tail, An (1986)
Don Bluth's modest 'Maus'.
Feb 1, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
Amorous Adventures Of Don Quixote And Sancho Panza, The (1976)
Dong Quixote.
Mar 30, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(5)
And Now For Something Completely Different (1971)
Title not 'Completely' accurate.
Oct 7, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
And Now For Something Completely Different (1971)
'Something' Mostly the Same.
Sep 20, 2010
Scored 4/5
Vote
Angel Heart (1987)
Much voodoo; about nothing.
Dec 1, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(16)
Angels' Revenge (1979)
Jumpsuited strumpets battle druglords.
Nov 9, 2003
Scored 0/5
Vote
(1)
Angels' Revenge (1979)
Vigilante vixens vanquish villains.
Nov 9, 2003
Scored 0/5
Vote
(1)
Anger Management (2003)
Uncle Jack says relax.
Oct 4, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Animal House (1978)
Slobs (eventually) defeat snobs.
Oct 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Annie (1982)
Aileen's Annie: Alpha Orphan!
Jun 18, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Annie Hall (1977)
Woody stung by WASP.
Oct 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(13)
Apocalypse Now (1979)
Sheen goes hunting Marlon.
Oct 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Apollo 13 (1995)
NASA nearly loses launch.
Nov 11, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Apple, The (1980)
'Genesis' made incredibly gay.
Jun 27, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film For Theatres (2007)
'Aqua' origins (sorta) revealed!
May 21, 2007
Unscored
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Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film For Theatres (2007)
Animated cinematic food fight.
Jun 6, 2007
Unscored
Vote
Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film For Theatres (2007)
Aliens Vs. Fast Food.
May 21, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film For Theatres (2007)
Bruce Campbell turns chicken!
May 21, 2007
Unscored
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Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film For Theatres (2007)
Lewd. Crude. Fast food.
May 21, 2007
Unscored
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(3)
Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film For Theatres (2007)
Fast food items supersized.
Jun 6, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Are You Ready For Marriage? (1950)
Reverend's advice: STAY SINGLE!
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Assignment: Venezuela (1956)
Especially slick Venezuelan travelogue.
Dec 9, 2004
Unscored
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Assignment: Venezuela (1956)
Oily example of propaganda.
Dec 9, 2004
Unscored
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(1)
Atlantic City (1980)
Sarandon's breasts lemony fresh!
Nov 2, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Attack Of The 5 Foot 2 Woman (1994)
Targets two tabloid trollops.
Jan 19, 2004
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Attack Of The Hungry Hungry Nipples (1997)
Scary-olas.
Jun 5, 2007
Unscored
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Attack Of The Hungry Hungry Nipples (1997)
Nipples that nip back.
May 22, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Austin Powers In Goldmember (2002)
Villain has 24K dong.
Nov 2, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Austin Powers In Goldmember (2002)
Father, son: wholly gauche.
Nov 13, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(27)
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999)
Austin loses quasi-mojo.
Jul 10, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Avatar (2009)
Ponytails: Na'vi USB ports?
Mar 3, 2010
Unscored
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(1)
Aviator, The (2004)
Hughes collects airplanes, urine.
Jan 25, 2005
Unscored
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(5)
Aviator, The (2004)
Pilot washes his hands.
Jan 23, 2005
Unscored
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(10)
Aviator, The (2004)
'Melvin & Howard' prequel?
Feb 14, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
Aviator, The (2004)
Hughes flies, is undone.
Feb 14, 2005
Unscored
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(9)
Awakenings (1990)
Robin Williams cultivates vegetables.
Nov 15, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(18)
B*A*P*S (1997)
Boring And Pointless Shit.
Jun 5, 2004
Scored 0/5
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(8)
Page Range
'Burbs <---> B*A*P*
Babe <---> Boogie
Born O <---> Coyote
Crash <---> Erotic
Erotic <---> Girlfr
Girls <---> I Want
I Want <---> King K
King K <---> Mallra
Maltes <---> Night
Night <---> Prince
Prince <---> Sex Tr
Sex Tr <---> Starfi
Starsk <---> Titani
Titani <---> Wisegu
Witche <---> Zelig
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