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Reviews by 'Joe Blevins'
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with a total of
1420
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2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
HAL's not very user-friendly.
Oct 4, 2003
Scored 6/5
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(4)
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Keir today, gone tomorrow.
Dec 14, 2003
Scored 6/5
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(6)
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Computer performs illegal operation.
Apr 29, 2004
Scored 6/5
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(16)
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Sci-fi soundtrack stresses Strausses.
Jun 18, 2007
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Achievers: The Story Of The Lebowski Fans, The (2008)
Dude-umentary.
Sep 8, 2008
Scored 6/5
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(2)
American Splendor (2003)
Clerk has, writes issues.
Apr 26, 2004
Scored 6/5
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(2)
Bambi Meets Godzilla (1969)
Bambi's last word: 'Doe!'.
Aug 14, 2004
Scored 6/5
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(2)
Big Lebowski, The (1998)
Steve Buscemi gets canned.
Nov 2, 2003
Scored 6/5
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(3)
Big Lebowski, The (1998)
Dude bowls, smokes bowls.
Jan 17, 2006
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Big Lebowski, The (1998)
Identity of Dude misconstrued.
Jan 17, 2006
Scored 6/5
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(2)
Big Lebowski, The (1998)
Saddam dispenses rented shoes.
Jan 17, 2006
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Big Lebowski, The (1998)
Bunny L is missing!
May 28, 2007
Scored 6/5
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(2)
Blues Brothers, The (1980)
Two whites sing blues.
Oct 13, 2003
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Blues Brothers, The (1980)
Shoplifter dodges Ray gun.
Feb 24, 2005
Scored 6/5
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Blues Brothers, The (1980)
Les Misera-blues.
Nov 8, 2008
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Boogie Nights (1997)
Wahlberg's biggest part yet!
Oct 13, 2003
Scored 6/5
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(10)
Boogie Nights (1997)
'American History XXX'.
Nov 9, 2003
Scored 6/5
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(27)
Boogie Nights (1997)
Sleazy come, sleazy go.
Aug 18, 2004
Scored 6/5
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(6)
Broken Flowers (2005)
Murray gets pinkslipped.
Jun 20, 2008
Scored 6/5
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Chien Andalou, Un (1929)
Barber woefully misjudges distance.
Apr 29, 2004
Scored 6/5
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(4)
Citizen Kane (1941)
Tycoon wants sled back.
Oct 4, 2003
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Citizen Kane (1941)
All that ends Welles...
Oct 29, 2003
Scored 6/5
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(8)
Citizen Kane (1941)
Last word speaks volumes.
Nov 6, 2003
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Citizen Kane (1941)
'Rosebud' explains everything, nothing.
Nov 6, 2003
Scored 6/5
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(6)
Citizen Kane (1941)
Going downhill without sled.
Jan 5, 2005
Scored 6/5
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(4)
Clockwork Orange, A (1971)
Kubrick's ultraviolent anti-fascist sermon.
Oct 4, 2003
Scored 6/5
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Clockwork Orange, A (1971)
Eyes Wired Open.
Mar 8, 2005
Scored 6/5
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(24)
Departed, The (2006)
Mafia, police suffer infestations.
Oct 14, 2006
Scored 6/5
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Departed, The (2006)
Beantown Rats.
Oct 21, 2006
Scored 6/5
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(7)
Devil And Daniel Johnston, The (2005)
'Friendly ghost' can't fly.
Sep 8, 2008
Scored 6/5
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Doubt (2008)
Meryl Streep: vicious Aloysius.
Jan 15, 2009
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Dr. Strangelove Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb (1964)
'Apocalypse Then'.
Nov 19, 2003
Scored 6/5
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(22)
Dr. Strangelove Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb (1964)
Peter Sellers, cubed.
Mar 6, 2004
Scored 6/5
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(4)
Dr. Strangelove Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb (1964)
Slim Pickens goes bomby.
Jul 6, 2004
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Dr. Strangelove Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb (1964)
The Kubrick Missile Crisis.
Feb 14, 2005
Scored 6/5
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(12)
Duck Soup (1933)
Politics as parlor game.
Oct 4, 2003
Scored 6/5
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Duck Soup (1933)
Harpo obscene, not heard.
Apr 16, 2004
Scored 6/5
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(3)
Elephant Man, The (1980)
Hannibal's most famous elephant.
Mar 13, 2004
Scored 6/5
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(19)
Eraserhead (1977)
Ugly haircut, uglier baby.
Oct 4, 2003
Scored 6/5
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(2)
Fahrenheit 9/11 (2004)
Michael Moore's 'President Evil'.
Sep 11, 2004
Scored 6/5
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(22)
Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas (1998)
Depp enters altered state.
Oct 13, 2003
Scored 6/5
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GoodFellas (1990)
A mafia recruitment film.
Oct 4, 2003
Scored 6/5
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(2)
Hannah And Her Sisters (1986)
Days Of Whine, neurosis.
Aug 12, 2004
Scored 6/5
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(15)
Heaven's Gate (1980)
How West was wan.
Nov 2, 2003
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Heaven's Gate (1980)
Boots made for Walken.
Dec 9, 2004
Scored 6/5
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(6)
Honeymoon Killers, The (1970)
Marry 'em; bury 'em.
Oct 13, 2003
Scored 6/5
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(2)
Honeymoon Killers, The (1970)
'I do,' then adieu.
Apr 20, 2009
Scored 6/5
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(4)
Honeymoon Killers, The (1970)
Spouse of 1000 corpses.
Jul 6, 2013
Scored 6/5
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(4)
Inglourious Basterds (2009)
Nazis reduced to Pulp.
Aug 23, 2009
Scored 6/5
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(8)
Inglourious Basterds (2009)
Basterds win a war.
Sep 9, 2009
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Joe Versus The Volcano (1990)
Three Megs too many.
Oct 13, 2003
Scored 6/5
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(6)
Kill Bill: Vol. 2 (2004)
Saga ends in heartbreak.
May 1, 2004
Scored 6/5
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(6)
Kill Bill: Vol. 2 (2004)
Apres slaughter, a daughter.
Aug 19, 2004
Scored 6/5
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(5)
Ladykillers, The (2004)
Hanks portrays Colonel Sanders.
Jun 9, 2004
Scored 6/5
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(3)
Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou, The (2004)
'Royal Tenenbaums' at sea.
Feb 14, 2005
Scored 6/5
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(2)
Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou, The (2004)
Murray portrays faux Cousteau.
May 9, 2006
Scored 6/5
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Life Of Brian (1979)
Python crew commits heresy.
Oct 4, 2003
Scored 6/5
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Life Of Brian (1979)
Monty Python's sects comedy.
Mar 9, 2005
Scored 6/5
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(3)
Little Shop Of Horrors (1986)
The 'Jaws' of plants.
Oct 4, 2003
Scored 6/5
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Little Shop Of Horrors (1986)
Sweeney Pod.
Mar 18, 2008
Scored 6/5
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(4)
Little Shop Of Horrors (1986)
Plant's costars: Greene, Gardenia.
Jan 19, 2010
Scored 6/5
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(2)
Monty Python And The Holy Grail (1975)
'Excalibur' with better jokes.
Oct 4, 2003
Scored 6/5
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(4)
Monty Python And The Holy Grail (1975)
New uses for coconuts.
Oct 4, 2003
Scored 6/5
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Monty Python And The Holy Grail (1975)
Castle Anthrax: Maiden heaven.
Nov 22, 2003
Scored 6/5
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(4)
Monty Python And The Holy Grail (1975)
A Knight To Dismember.
Jul 1, 2004
Scored 6/5
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(69)
Monty Python Live At The Hollywood Bowl (1982)
Jones's wig takes flight.
Jul 23, 2007
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Night At The Opera, A (1935)
A comedy of arias.
Jul 19, 2004
Scored 6/5
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(15)
Nixon (1995)
Hopkins's upper lip sweats.
Oct 18, 2003
Scored 6/5
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(2)
Pee-wee's Big Adventure (1985)
Pee-wee's a pedal-phile.
Nov 14, 2003
Scored 6/5
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(23)
Pinocchio (1940)
Puppet experiences nasal erection.
Oct 14, 2003
Scored 6/5
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(7)
Pinocchio (1940)
Lies = facial Viagra.
Apr 16, 2004
Scored 6/5
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(3)
Plan 9 From Outer Space (1959)
Americans wallop sissy aliens.
Oct 30, 2003
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Plan 9 From Outer Space (1959)
Cops and saucers.
Nov 2, 2006
Scored 6/5
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(2)
Polyester (1981)
Waters channels Douglas Sirk.
Oct 14, 2003
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Quick Change (1990)
Clown hates long goodbyes.
Nov 1, 2003
Scored 6/5
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Rise And Fall Of Idi Amin (1981)
Cooler heads DON'T prevail.
Oct 24, 2010
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Royal Tenenbaums, The (2001)
Lex Luthor: inadequate father.
Oct 4, 2003
Scored 6/5
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Royal Tenenbaums, The (2001)
Owen Wilson: Suicide 'Baumer.
Aug 23, 2006
Scored 6/5
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Secretary (2002)
See Maggie jilling off.
Jul 8, 2004
Scored 6/5
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(6)
Secretary (2002)
James Spader hits bottom.
Mar 24, 2008
Scored 6/5
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(2)
Short Cuts (1993)
Bob & Ray compilation.
Jan 3, 2007
Scored 6/5
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Sisters (1972)
Margot Kidder undergoes sisterectomy.
Mar 10, 2005
Scored 6/5
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(3)
Sound Of Music, The (1965)
S'nunderful.
Feb 20, 2005
Scored 6/5
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(4)
Spider-Man (2002)
Dafoe's gobblin' up scenery.
Nov 1, 2003
Scored 6/5
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(3)
Spider-Man (2002)
Dunst-smitten, twice shy.
Apr 3, 2005
Scored 6/5
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(1)
The Adventures Of Bob & Doug McKenzie: Strange Brew (1983)
'The Brews Brothers'.
Nov 22, 2003
Scored 6/5
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(24)
Top Secret! (1984)
Espionage involving ersatz Elvis.
Oct 14, 2003
Scored 6/5
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Virgin Spring, The (1960)
Losing daughter, gaining water.
Apr 2, 2008
Scored 6/5
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(2)
Where The Wild Things Are (2009)
Child visits furry convention.
Oct 19, 2009
Scored 6/5
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(4)
Where The Wild Things Are (2009)
'Island of Depressed Mascots.'
Oct 19, 2009
Scored 6/5
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(3)
Willard (2003)
Maul Rats.
Mar 24, 2005
Scored 6/5
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(6)
Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Dorothy 2, Witches 0.
Oct 4, 2003
Scored 6/5
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(21)
Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Farmgirl suffers concussion, hallucinates.
Oct 19, 2003
Scored 6/5
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(5)
Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Judy's technicolor fever dream.
Oct 19, 2003
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Dorothy's red shoe diaries.
May 8, 2005
Scored 6/5
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(20)
Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Wichita. Witches. Wichita again.
Mar 6, 2009
Scored 6/5
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(1)
8� (1963)
Marcello suffers director's block.
Oct 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
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A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001)
Defective android brat discarded.
Oct 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
About Schmidt (2002)
Quixote in a winnebago.
Oct 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
About Schmidt (2002)
Jack's wife/ death situation.
Nov 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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