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1293
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'Foxy Grandpa' Shows Boys He Is A Magician (1902)
Fantastic 'Mr Fox' prestidigitates.
Jun 8, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
'Tis The Season To Be Smurfy (1987)
Merry X'Smurf.
Aug 20, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(13)
'Tis The Season To Be Smurfy (1987)
Get Smurfed for Christmas.
Nov 29, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
*batteries not included (1987)
Cronies, Martians from Tandy�.
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
�Three Amigos! (1986)
Magnificent 7? Four Short.
Sep 26, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(16)
�Three Amigos! (1986)
Mail plane has balls.
Sep 26, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(3)
1 Night In Paris (2004)
Lust tango on Paris.
Feb 18, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(13)
1 Night In Paris (2004)
Salomon in-seine heiress.
May 14, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(5)
1 Night In Paris (2004)
Salomon's ho movie.
May 14, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(11)
10 (1979)
Midget Moore, bouncy Bo(obs).
Oct 15, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
10 Things I Hate About You (1999)
Shrew according to MTV.
Oct 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
101 Dalmatians (1996)
Close graduates beyond bunnies.
Dec 8, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(3)
101 Dalmatians (1996)
Cruella contemplates canine coats.
Dec 8, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
40 Days And 40 Nights (2002)
Abstinence makes Hartnett fonder.
Dec 17, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
40 Days And 40 Nights (2002)
Harnett commits, can't emit.
Jan 9, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(7)
40 Year Old Virgin, The (2005)
Virgin verging on middle-age.
Oct 1, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
40 Year Old Virgin, The (2005)
Andy golden showers self.
May 24, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(9)
40 Year Old Virgin, The (2005)
40 years. 1 minute.
May 24, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(16)
40 Year Old Virgin, The (2005)
Carell regrows chest rug.
May 22, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(5)
43: The Richard Petty Story (1974)
NASCAR racing is Petty.
Dec 13, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(8)
50 First Dates (2004)
Sandler rapidly forgettable repeatedly.
Mar 23, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
6th Day, The (2000)
God, rest at five.
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(10)
8 Mile (2002)
Rapper's metre goes distance.
Jan 28, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(5)
8 Mile (2002)
Rabbit's tests prove positive.
Aug 19, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
8 Mile (2002)
Eminem. Brown on inside?
Sep 25, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(10)
8 Mile (2002)
Skanky ho-tographer screws Rabbit.
Aug 20, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
ABBA: The Movie (1977)
Fans get Abba-ration.
Aug 4, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
ABBA: The Movie (1977)
Swedes are tasty, musically.
Aug 4, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Abbott And Costello Meet Frankenstein (1948)
Nuts and bolt.
Dec 23, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(26)
Absolute Power (1997)
Eastwood blackmails murderous Hackman.
May 8, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Accomodating Cow, The (1902)
Heifer milked for laughs.
May 14, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
According To Plan: The Story Of Modern Sidewalls For The Homes Of America (1952)
Cladding asbestos it gets.
Dec 13, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls (1995)
Ace rebirthed by rhino.
Sep 7, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Adam And Eve (1912)
Ribbed. For his pleasure.
May 18, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(32)
Adventures In Babysitting (1987)
Shue does 'Ferris Bueller'.
Sep 20, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Adventures Of Ford Fairlane, The (1990)
Probable Investigator? No Dice.
Jan 23, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(2)
Adventures Of Pluto Nash, The (2002)
Last planet. Last resort.
Jan 22, 2004
Scored 0/5
Vote
(3)
Adventures Of Priscilla, Queen Of The Desert, The (1994)
No (S)tampon required.
Jun 24, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Adventures Of Priscilla, Queen Of The Desert, The (1994)
Queensland outback.
Jun 24, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(10)
Adventures Of Priscilla, Queen Of The Desert, The (1994)
Trannies at the sands.
Sep 22, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
Air Force One (1997)
President Ford without clumsiness.
Jan 23, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(19)
Air Force One (1997)
Ford can't stand hijackers.
Dec 27, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Alexandra's Project (2003)
Not a happy Buday.
Jun 21, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(3)
Ali G InDaHouse (2002)
Ali experiences puppy love.
Jul 8, 2005
Scored 1/5
Vote
(3)
Alien (1979)
D.I.Y. caesereans.
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(5)
Alien (1979)
Ripley. Believe it? Not.
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(10)
Alive (1993)
Teammates eat plane fare-payers.
Sep 20, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Alive (1993)
Rugby players found scrum-ptious.
Jul 27, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(20)
Alive (1993)
Chile con-sumables.
Jul 27, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(9)
Alive (1993)
Ice. Eat dead people.
Aug 17, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(26)
All Night Long (1962)
Othello gets groove, Shakespeare.
Dec 22, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(3)
All Of Me (1984)
Martin has unwanted Tennant?
Sep 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Almost An Angel (1990)
Hoges had at halo.
Jun 20, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(6)
Alvin And The Chipmunks: The Squeakquel (2009)
Chipmunks go to school!
Jan 3, 2010
Unscored
Vote
Amazing Grace (2006)
Finney pens gospel standard.
Aug 30, 2007
Unscored
Vote
Amazing Grace (2006)
The Fantastic (Wilber)force.
Aug 30, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(1)
American Pie (1999)
Nerd creates apple crumble.
Sep 11, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
American Pie (1999)
Biggs tryst apple pie.
Sep 11, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
American Pie 2 (2001)
'American Pie- Reflux'.
Sep 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
American Pie: The Wedding (2003)
I doo doo.
Sep 30, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(6)
American Pie: The Wedding (2003)
"I doo".
Nov 7, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(10)
Amputating A Leg (1902)
Leg end cut down.
Jun 15, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Amputating A Leg (1902)
Leg becomes sore point.
Jun 15, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Amputating A Leg (1902)
Leg-end. Off it falls.
Jul 20, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(11)
Amputating A Leg (1902)
Cut and (can't) run.
Jul 20, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Anaconda (1997)
Snake can't stomach Voight.
Dec 13, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Anal Excursions 5 (2006)
Ben English, bend over.
Aug 12, 2007
Unscored
Vote
And The Band Played On (1993)
Auto-immune Infection Destroys Silently.
May 22, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Angel Eyes (2001)
JC saves J-Lo.
May 17, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(8)
Animal Farm (1954)
Poor(k) management.
Nov 18, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Annie (1982)
Alopeciac adopts annoying Annie.
Mar 23, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Annie (1982)
Little awful Annie.
Dec 9, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(9)
Antarctica (1983)
15 dogs, 2 survive.
May 5, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Apollo 13 (1995)
Tom's tin can returns.
Mar 30, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Are We There Yet? (2005)
Cube, brats trash car.
Nov 17, 2014
Unscored
Vote
Armageddon (1998)
Asteroid, audience bored.
Mar 4, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(22)
Around The World In Eighty Days (1956)
Don't forget your Passepartout.
Dec 9, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Around The World In Eighty Days (1956)
Timely Fogg rolls in.
Dec 9, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(9)
Associate, The (1996)
Glass ceiling. Invisible man.
Jan 12, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Asterix In Britain (1986)
Ancient rugby. Gauls, bladder.
Dec 21, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Asterix Versus Caesar (1985)
Caesar finds Gauls galling.
Dec 21, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Austin Powers In Goldmember (2002)
DeVito not shortest actor.
Apr 7, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Austin Powers In Goldmember (2002)
Britney's head disaSpears. Hooray.
Jul 9, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery (1997)
Double, Oh behave.
May 14, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(40)
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999)
Jubblies fire. Mrs. Powers.
Jan 25, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(5)
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999)
Mojo loses its dojo.
Jul 10, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Australia (2008)
Kidman is 'in continent'.
Nov 7, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Auto Focus (2002)
Hogan naz(t)i, not hero.
Jan 22, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Avatar (2009)
Paraplegic Worthington goes native.
Dec 12, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Avengers, The (1998)
Connery & Thurman weatherbeaten.
Jul 21, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(2)
Babe (1995)
'Hamlet' saves own bacon.
Aug 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(9)
Babel (2006)
Kids; don't shoot buses.
Mar 25, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Babel (2006)
Blanchett's Moroccan Pitt-fall.
Mar 20, 2008
Unscored
Vote
Babel (2006)
Pitt-iful Road to Morocco.
Mar 20, 2008
Unscored
Vote
Baby's Day Out (1994)
Macaulay Culkin aged 0?
Sep 20, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Bachelor Party (1984)
Night on the Tawn.
Nov 13, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(6)
Back To School (1986)
Dangerfield dives into studies.
Aug 9, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(3)
Back To The Future (1985)
Fox Kleins up past.
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Back To The Future Part II (1989)
Zemeckis out-Foxes himself.
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(11)
Back To The Future Part III (1990)
Doc meets old love.
Jul 24, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(5)
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'Foxy <---> Back T
Back T <---> Butter
C'�tai <---> Deacon
Dead A <---> Father
Fear <---> Gone W
Good M <---> Indepe
Indian <---> Lighth
Lighth <---> Mothra
Moulin <---> Phar L
Phar L <---> Satan'
Satan' <---> Stunni
Summer <---> Twiste
Under <---> Zulu
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