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Reviews by 'Markandlain'
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with a total of
1293
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This Is Spinal Tap (1984)
Revolving door of drummers.
Jul 22, 2003
Scored 6/5
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(2)
This Is Spinal Tap (1984)
Dumb and drummers.
Sep 16, 2005
Scored 6/5
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(25)
Babe (1995)
'Hamlet' saves own bacon.
Aug 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(9)
Back To The Future (1985)
Fox Kleins up past.
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Bambi Meets Godzilla (1969)
Bambi squished. O - Deer.
Dec 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Being There (1979)
Fool fools 'wise'.
Sep 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Ben-Hur (1959)
Heston's chariot racing epic.
Sep 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Bend It Like Beckham (2002)
Follow the bouncing ball.
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Bend It Like Beckham (2002)
Sikh-th sense around goals.
Oct 1, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(12)
Bend It Like Beckham (2002)
Father deturbans football future.
Oct 1, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Bend It Like Beckham (2002)
Parents disturbed about soccE.R.
Oct 1, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Bend It Like Beckham (2002)
Coach resists female goal-bait.
Jun 16, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(8)
Better Off Dead... (1985)
Exchange student shuns 'testicles'.
Sep 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Beverly Hills Cop (1984)
Foley corrupts the Judge.
Nov 3, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
Androids totally kill heroes.
Jul 29, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(10)
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989)
Dudes destroy history excellently.
Jul 25, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Black Robe (1991)
Young missionary's calling Holted?
Oct 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Blazing Saddles (1974)
Dietrich-esque Kahn seduces Little.
Oct 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Blazing Saddles (1974)
Brooks Kahn't denigrate Cleavon.
Dec 11, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Body Heat (1981)
Turner seduces dumb schmuck.
Sep 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Bonnie And Clyde (1967)
Beatty Dunaway with, slo-mo.
Jan 5, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(9)
Brassed Off (1996)
'Gloria Stits' and brass.
Feb 14, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Brassed Off (1996)
Tara flugels with miners.
Feb 14, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Bug's Life, A (1998)
Chicks like menace, Hopper.
Nov 2, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
Bug's Life, A (1998)
Menace 'hoppers.
Nov 4, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Bull Durham (1988)
Costner catches, Annie scores.
Jun 13, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Bull Durham (1988)
Annie seduces tosser Robbins.
Jun 6, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
C'�tait Un Rendez-vous (1976)
Parisian drives like ei-fool.
Feb 26, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(6)
Castle, The (1997)
Tingwell saves Dale's holes.
Aug 15, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Chariots Of Fire (1981)
Liddell sprints fast 24/6.
Jan 22, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(19)
Chariots Of Fire (1981)
Britannia rules the track.
Jan 22, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Charlotte's Web (1973)
Spider's pro-bono marketing campaign.
Jan 4, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Charlotte's Web (1973)
Spider saviour Zucker(man)s humans.
Jan 8, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Charlotte's Web (1973)
Pig gets own website.
May 22, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Chicken Run (2000)
'The Poultry Escape'.
Nov 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(8)
Chicken Run (2000)
Plasticine pullets pullet off.
Jul 25, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(6)
Chicken Run (2000)
Plucky, clucky, lucky eggscapade.
Jun 17, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Chicken Run (2000)
Escape or die pie-ing.
Dec 8, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(8)
Clueless (1995)
'Emma' gets like, made-over.
Sep 11, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(11)
Crocodile Dundee (1986)
Charms buffalo, broad, Bronx.
Jan 23, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Crocodile Dundee (1986)
Hoges admires Kozlowski's cellulite.
Jan 23, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(6)
Cry Freedom (1987)
Biko can't be SAved.
Apr 7, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Dead Poets Society (1989)
Seize gun = Corpse diem.
Oct 22, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(8)
Die Hard (1988)
McClain's wife = vested interest.
Aug 12, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Die Hard (1988)
Willis's heroic Christmas.
Dec 12, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Doc Hollywood (1991)
Fox in boondocks.
Jan 19, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Doc Hollywood (1991)
Bridget Fonda, Fox, Woody.
Mar 11, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Doc Hollywood (1991)
Michael J Doc.
Mar 11, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(8)
Doc Hollywood (1991)
Southern hospitality woos Fox.
Jan 5, 2008
Scored 5/5
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Doc Hollywood (1991)
Grady grows on Fox.
Jan 5, 2008
Scored 5/5
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Doc Hollywood (1991)
Fox's Porsche? 356 pieces.
Jan 5, 2008
Scored 5/5
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Doc Hollywood (1991)
Doc Fox- ambulance chaser.
Jan 5, 2008
Scored 5/5
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Dr. No (1962)
Bond has No Quarrel.
Nov 1, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(9)
Dr. No (1962)
Honey eventually andressed.
Nov 1, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Dumb & Dumber (1994)
Pretty bird's head replaced.
Sep 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Dumb & Dumber (1994)
Pissicle on motorcycle.
Nov 28, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(7)
Edge, The (1997)
Hopkins applies reading effectively.
Oct 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Edge, The (1997)
Grizzly plays Terminator role.
Oct 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Edward Scissorhands (1990)
Winona, Wiest, Wilkinson Sword.
Aug 23, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(7)
Edward Scissorhands (1990)
First cut is Deppest.
Mar 14, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(28)
Elephant Man, The (1980)
There's Something About Merrick.
Jul 9, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(41)
Fargo (1996)
Locals say 'yar' lots.
Jan 19, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Fast Times At Ridgemont High (1982)
Crowe's revisit Penned, filmed.
Sep 19, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Fast Times At Ridgemont High (1982)
Spicoli finds hearts 'gnarly'.
Feb 28, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Fast Times At Ridgemont High (1982)
Spicoli 'totally' under influence.
Feb 28, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Fast Times At Ridgemont High (1982)
Stacy aborts, Rat supports.
Mar 11, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Fast Times At Ridgemont High (1982)
Judge, Penn get Handed.
Feb 28, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986)
Ferraris, floats, freedom, Ferris.
Sep 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986)
School? Matthew, Alan, MIA.
Oct 1, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(7)
Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986)
Ferris, Cameron, MIA = truancy.
Oct 1, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986)
Fry's father's Ferrari 'Ferrised'.
Mar 31, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(6)
Fiddler On The Roof (1971)
Anatevka's tsars & strifes.
May 13, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(9)
Fiddler On The Roof (1971)
L'chaim, to life, Siberia.
Jun 2, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Field Of Dreams (1989)
Costner creates crop diamond.
Mar 25, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Field Of Dreams (1989)
Costner tosses with father.
Jun 6, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(6)
Finding Nemo (2003)
Dory has Degenerative memory.
Feb 26, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(13)
Finding Nemo (2003)
Dory + jellyfish = shocking memory.
Feb 26, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
First Blood (1982)
Rambo arrives. Hope destroyed.
Jul 26, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(8)
Fish Called Wanda, A (1988)
RSPCA applauds Kline's demise.
Jul 28, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Forrest Gump (1994)
Chocolate box provokes stories.
Nov 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(6)
Forrest Gump (1994)
Zemeckis has dummy run.
Mar 8, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(7)
Four Weddings And A Funeral (1994)
MacDowell's tally: 'ho'.
Mar 26, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(12)
Four Weddings And A Funeral (1994)
Carrie On English Git.
Jun 25, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
From Russia With Love (1963)
Bond wins. Shaw thing.
Nov 1, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
From Russia With Love (1963)
Klebb foot = health hazard.
Nov 2, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Fugitive, The (1993)
Frame-up makes Ford Krabbe.
Oct 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Gallipoli (1981)
Futile battle Jarres.
Oct 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Game, The (1997)
Penn ruins shirt, life.
Mar 27, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Gandhi (1982)
Hungry Hindu eschews Commonwealth.
Apr 7, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Get Shorty (1995)
Chili's hot yet cool.
Jun 2, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Ghostbusters (1984)
Eunuch gets marshmallow shower.
Sep 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Gladiator (2000)
Maximus's hell unleashed.
Sep 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Goldfinger (1964)
Auric likes painted ladies.
Apr 1, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(8)
Goldfinger (1964)
Bond beats dub(bed) Gert.
Apr 11, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Good Morning Vietnam (1987)
Spins discs, disses Nix.
Sep 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Good Morning Vietnam (1987)
Cronauer Hanois military protocol.
Oct 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Goodbye, Mr. Chips (1939)
Teacher institution at institution.
Sep 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Gorky Park (1983)
Ice without a face.
Jul 28, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(7)
Great Escape, The (1963)
POWs soil their pants.
Oct 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(36)
Great Escape, The (1963)
Plan cool, McQueen cooler.
Mar 25, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
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