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Reviews by 'gothhenge'
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with a total of
220
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X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009)
Hugh: 'Liev me alone!'
Jul 13, 2009
Scored 4/5
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(7)
Shrek The Third (2007)
Dr3amworks milks ogr3 franchis3.
May 19, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Fight Club (1999)
Norton becomes Pitt fighter.
May 13, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Four Weddings And A Funeral (1994)
Eight cherished, one perished.
May 12, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Peter Pan (2003)
Androgynous Pan beats Hook.
May 12, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Waterworld (1995)
Costner makes little splash.
May 13, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory (1971)
Fudge packer eliminates kids.
May 19, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Chatterbox (1977)
Talking pussy galore.
May 23, 2006
Unscored
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(2)
Collateral (2004)
Death cab for Cruise-y.
May 14, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Coyote Ugly (2000)
Bar babe finally sings.
May 14, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Day After Tomorrow, The (2004)
Global warming causes freeze.
May 13, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Death To Smoochy (2002)
Purple rhino, dark comedy.
May 19, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Dogma (1999)
Good Will hunts sinners.
May 12, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back (2001)
Big Hand Luke.
May 26, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Just One Of The Guys (1985)
Surprise! Terry's got tits!
May 19, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Mallrats (1995)
Fart during blowjob? Ouch.
May 12, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Mr. & Mrs. Smith (2005)
Jolie Pitted against husband.
May 13, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Spice World (1997)
Zig-a-zig blah.
May 22, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
(2)
Star Trek: Insurrection (1998)
Old chick seduces Picard.
May 13, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Alien (1979)
Ridley Scott / Giger masterpiece.
May 15, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
American Pie 2 (2001)
Superglue is NOT lube!
May 15, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Assassin, The (1993)
Fonda's Nikita scores hit.
May 17, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Black Knight (2001)
Martin in shining armor.
May 14, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Bruce Almighty (2003)
Carrey answers knee-mail.
May 26, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Cats & Dogs (2001)
Talking felines, canines battle.
May 23, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Chasing Amy (1997)
Silent Bob's longest monologue.
May 24, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Clerks. (1994)
Clerks curse. Classic.
May 12, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Cruel Intentions (1999)
Reese's cherry cruelly popped.
May 14, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Doom (2005)
Rock scores multiple frags.
May 19, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Dude, Where's My Car? (2000)
Morons misplace motor.
May 26, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind (2004)
Love's labors, memories lost.
May 19, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Family Stone, The (2005)
Parker receives stony reception.
May 16, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Fifth Element, The (1997)
Jovovich learns fake language.
May 13, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Forrest Gump (1994)
Millionaire moron on bench.
May 24, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Go (1999)
Pulp Fiction + ecstasy = Go.
May 26, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets (2002)
Riddle's Basilisk terrorizes Hogwarts.
May 22, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Hidalgo (2004)
Mortensen's equine snooze-fest.
May 13, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade (1989)
Indiana's canine namesake revealed.
May 14, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom (1984)
Priest, Indy steal hearts.
May 14, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Juwanna Mann (2002)
She's got (basket)balls!
Jun 13, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Matrix Reloaded, The (2003)
Dreadlocked noncorporeal twins attack.
May 17, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Matrix, The (1999)
Neo's first excellent adventure.
May 24, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Mrs. Doubtfire (1993)
Williams crosses into nannyhood.
May 23, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
My Fellow Americans (1996)
Mr. Presidents framed, friends.
May 13, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Never Been Kissed (1999)
Virginal Barrymore's kiss televised.
May 13, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Office Space (1999)
Slacker gets promotion, Aniston.
May 14, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Perfect Murder, A (1998)
Dial M for Mortensen.
May 14, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Predator 2 (1990)
Glover vs. Predator.
May 14, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Princess Bride, The (1987)
Wonder Years' sick day.
May 23, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Reservoir Dogs (1992)
Cop loses an ear.
May 13, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Road Trip (2000)
Green loves long snake.
May 22, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Saved! (2004)
Macauley bangs hot Jew.
May 13, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Saving Private Ryan (1998)
Good Will hunts Nazis.
May 15, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Serving Sara (2002)
Sara, you got served.
May 23, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
South Park: Bigger, Longer And Uncut (1999)
Mountain town: uncle-fucked.
May 26, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Star Trek: Disco Generation (1998)
Starfleet uniform material: polyester.
May 22, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story (2005)
Jesus' sleight of hand.
May 24, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story (2005)
Back to Stewie's future.
May 19, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Tootsie (1982)
Rain Man in drag.
May 23, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Twins (1988)
Governator's twin: DeVito.
May 23, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Waiting... (2005)
Tip waiter... or else.
May 13, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
What Dreams May Come (1998)
Williams dies, cries, flies.
May 13, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Working Girl (1988)
Griffith works window office.
May 13, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
XXx (2002)
Diesel: extreme sports Bond.
May 15, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
1 Night In Paris (2004)
Cell phone interrupts coitus.
May 22, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
50 First Dates (2004)
Sandler catches forgetful Barrymore.
May 24, 2006
Scored 4/5
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50 First Dates (2004)
'Wedding Singer' redux, amnesia.
May 24, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Abyss, The (1989)
Deep diver breathes liquid.
May 14, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Airheads (1994)
Rebels rock radio riot.
May 24, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Alex And Emma (2003)
Cubans motivate apathetic author.
Aug 27, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Alien: Resurrection (1997)
Ryder: Ripley-in-training.
May 15, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
American Pie (1999)
Elizabeth causes premature ejaculation.
May 16, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
American Pie: The Wedding (2003)
Pie fucker gets hitched.
May 14, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Analyse That (2002)
DeNiro back on couch...
May 22, 2006
Unscored
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Analyse This (1999)
DeNiro on the couch.
May 19, 2006
Unscored
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And Now For Something Completely Different (1971)
'It's' man introduces show.
May 24, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
Animatrix, The (2003)
Matrix redesigned: cartoon overhaul.
May 13, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
AristoCats, The (1970)
Feisty feline baits stray.
May 23, 2006
Unscored
Vote
AVP: Alien Vs. Predator (2004)
Predator/ human buddy flick.
May 19, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Back To The Future (1985)
Mispronounced 'gigawatt' confuses Marty.
May 18, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
Back To The Future Part II (1989)
DeLorean gets hover upgrade.
May 24, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
Back To The Future Part III (1990)
Stove as bulletproof vest.
May 14, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
Beautician And The Beast, The (1997)
Fran beautifies beastly dictator.
May 23, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Bedazzled (2000)
Devilish Hurley (be)dazzles Fraser.
May 23, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
Billy Madison (1995)
Billy's hot for teacher.
May 17, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Born On The Fourth Of July (1989)
Cruise as wheelchaired veteran.
May 14, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Brokeback Mountain (2005)
'Donnie Darko' does dudes.
May 19, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Butterfly Effect, The (2004)
Kutcher's 'escapist' literature, film.
May 18, 2006
Scored 2/5
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Cannibal! The Musical (1996)
Miners argue music theory.
May 22, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Casino (1995)
Scorsese's fucking bloody Vegas.
May 13, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Casper (1995)
Ricci sees dead people.
May 23, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Cell, The (2000)
J.Lo explores dream world.
May 17, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Charlie And The Chocolate Factory (2005)
Burton remakes chocolate movie.
May 18, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
Charlie's Angels (2000)
Angelic babes save day.
May 26, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Chasing Amy (1997)
Affleck's proposed solution: threesome.
May 17, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
Clueless (1995)
Stoner, diva get makeovers.
May 26, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Clueless (1995)
Fashionable female seduces stepbrother.
May 26, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Craft, The (1996)
Emo girls wield magic.
May 26, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
Crow, The (1994)
Goth kid's avian revenge.
May 17, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Da Vinci Code, The (2006)
Brown's opus on screen.
May 14, 2006
Unscored
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