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Puzzle wrapped in enigma.
Reviews by 'gothhenge'
Current status of
Movie mogul
with a total of
220
reviews published to date.
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XXx (2002)
Diesel: extreme sports Bond.
May 15, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
X2 (2003)
Deathstrike's hot adamantium injection.
May 13, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
X-Men: The Last Stand (2006)
Frasier's performance: 'Beast'-ly!
May 19, 2006
Unscored
Vote
X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009)
Hugh, Liev: relative claws.
Jun 3, 2009
Scored 4/5
Vote
X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009)
Hugh: 'Liev me alone!'
Jul 13, 2009
Scored 4/5
Vote
(7)
Working Girl (1988)
Griffith works window office.
May 13, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Magical footwear permits travel.
May 24, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory (1971)
Fudge packer eliminates kids.
May 19, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988)
Doom 'dips' into roadwork.
May 19, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
What Dreams May Come (1998)
Williams dies, cries, flies.
May 13, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Wedding Singer, The (1998)
Sandler/Idol serenade Barrymore.
May 13, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Wedding Date, The (2005)
Dermot Mulroney: European Gigolo.
May 23, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Waterworld (1995)
Costner makes little splash.
May 13, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Waiting... (2005)
Tip waiter... or else.
May 13, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Twins (1988)
Governator's twin: DeVito.
May 23, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Truth About Cats & Dogs, The (1996)
Garofalo hides behind Thurman.
May 13, 2006
Unscored
Vote
True Lies (1994)
Curtis strips for Schwarzenegger.
May 24, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Troop Beverly Hills (1989)
Long camps in style.
May 14, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
Tootsie (1982)
Rain Man in drag.
May 23, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Titanic (1997)
Old chick drops necklace.
May 13, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
That Thing You Do! (1996)
Band makes Onederful song.
May 12, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
Terminator, The (1984)
Future-boy bangs Linda.
May 13, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
Arnold, robotic father figure.
May 13, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990)
Pizza eating reptile warriors.
May 25, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story (2005)
Jesus' sleight of hand.
May 24, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story (2005)
Back to Stewie's future.
May 19, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Star Wars: Episode VI - Return Of The Jedi (1983)
Anakin's redemption, galaxy's salvation.
May 14, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Luke's dark lineage disclosed.
May 24, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)
Luke torpedoes Death Star.
May 24, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Anakin force-chokes Padme.
May 15, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Jedi amputee reborn malevolent.
May 16, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
Star Wars: Episode II - Attack Of The Clones (2002)
Anakin loses an arm.
May 15, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)
C3PO's birth, Qui-Gon's death.
May 24, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)
Gungans rage against machines.
May 14, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
Star Trek: Insurrection (1998)
Old chick seduces Picard.
May 13, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Star Trek: Disco Generation (1998)
Starfleet uniform material: polyester.
May 22, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home (1986)
Spock saves the whales.
May 13, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Spice World (1997)
Zig-a-zig blah.
May 22, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
(2)
Species (1995)
Alien chick severs thumb.
May 17, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
Spaceballs (1987)
Brooks's head on backwards.
May 14, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
South Park: Bigger, Longer And Uncut (1999)
Mountain town: uncle-fucked.
May 26, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Something's Gotta Give (2003)
Nicholson bangs Keaton. Ewww!
May 13, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs (1937)
Apple poisoner not fairest.
May 23, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Snakes On A Plane (2006)
Samuel L.: snake charmer.
Jun 5, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Sleeping Beauty (1959)
Hunky prince defeats Maleficent.
May 23, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Shrek The Third (2007)
Dr3amworks milks ogr3 franchis3.
May 19, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Shrek 2 (2004)
Gingerbread Giant: 'Be good'.
May 14, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Shrek 2 (2004)
Ogre, donkey's second film.
May 13, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Shrek (2001)
Diaz, Myers, Murphy - animated.
May 13, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Shrek (2001)
Computer-generated jackass, ogre.
May 14, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Shawshank Redemption, The (1994)
Librarian escapes the slammer.
May 12, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
Shallow Hal (2001)
Brainwashed Black bangs blimp.
May 13, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
Shall We Dance? (2004)
Gere two-steps J-Lo.
May 13, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
Shakespeare In Love (1998)
Fiennes adores transvestite Paltrow.
May 14, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Serving Sara (2002)
Sara, you got served.
May 23, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
School Of Rock, The (2003)
Mr. Black's music class.
May 16, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
Saving Silverman (2001)
Judith won't give handjobs.
Jul 19, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Saving Silverman (2001)
Black saves Silverman, day.
Jul 19, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Saving Silverman (2001)
Peet plays psychotic psychoanalyst.
Jul 19, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Saving Private Ryan (1998)
Good Will hunts Nazis.
May 15, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Saved! (2004)
Macauley bangs hot Jew.
May 13, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Saint, The (1997)
Kilmer charms scientist Shue.
May 26, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Saint, The (1997)
Val acquires 'cold' fusion.
May 13, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Rushmore (1998)
Schwartzman writes hit play.
May 18, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Road Trip (2000)
Green loves long snake.
May 22, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Road To Wellville, The (1994)
Hopkins portrays cereal masticator.
May 18, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Road To Wellville, The (1994)
Kellogg's shit don't stink?
May 18, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Return Of Jafar, The (1994)
Aladdin sequel minus enchantment.
May 14, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
Reservoir Dogs (1992)
Cop loses an ear.
May 13, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Rescuers Down Under, The (1990)
Mice's Australian rescue mission.
May 23, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Rent (2005)
Bohemians get free apartment.
May 23, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Rejected (2000)
Surreal stick-figures: shunned.
Jul 14, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
Rat Race (2001)
Buy squirrel, avoid death.
May 26, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
Rain Man (1988)
Wapner watcher counts cards.
May 13, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
Rage: Carrie 2, The (1999)
Pyrokinetic teen angst sequel.
May 17, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
Queen Of The Damned, The (2002)
KoRn voices singing vampire.
Jun 8, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Pump Up The Volume (1990)
Slater gets Mathis pumped.
Jun 4, 2009
Scored 2/5
Vote
Pulp Fiction (1994)
No dead nigger storage.
May 13, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
Pulp Fiction (1994)
Rape revenged medievally.
May 18, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
Princess Bride, The (1987)
Wonder Years' sick day.
May 23, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Pretty Woman (1990)
Roberts hook(er)s Gere.
May 14, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
Predator 2 (1990)
Glover vs. Predator.
May 14, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Predator (1987)
Hasta la vista, predator.
May 14, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
Peter Pan (2003)
Androgynous Pan beats Hook.
May 12, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Perfect Murder, A (1998)
Dial M for Mortensen.
May 14, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
People Vs. Larry Flynt, The (1996)
Harrelson portrays Hustler purloiner.
May 19, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
Payback (1999)
Badass Mel's toes crushed.
May 15, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
Office Space (1999)
Slacker gets promotion, Aniston.
May 14, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Ocean's Eleven (2001)
Good Will hunts money.
May 19, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
Nikita (1990)
Hitwoman: Reluctant Assassin.
May 17, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Nikita (1990)
Chercher la femme: Nikita.
May 17, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Nikita (1990)
'Cleaner' is dirty job.
May 22, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Never Been Kissed (1999)
Virginal Barrymore's kiss televised.
May 13, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
My Fellow Americans (1996)
Mr. Presidents framed, friends.
May 13, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
My Father The Hero (1994)
Depardieu fakes dating daughter.
May 23, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
Mummy, The (1999)
Brendan Fraser: Tomb Raider.
May 16, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Mrs. Doubtfire (1993)
Williams crosses into nannyhood.
May 23, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Mr. Deeds (2002)
Everybody gets a Corvette!
May 14, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Mr. & Mrs. Smith (2005)
Jolie Pitted against husband.
May 13, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Monty Python And The Holy Grail (1975)
Cops stop cup quest.
May 14, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
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