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Cynical yet oddly jovial
Reviews by 'MFNickster'
Current status of
Movie guru
with a total of
126
reviews published to date.
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Constantine (2005)
Johnny Demonic.
Feb 21, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(33)
Troy (2004)
Acropolis Now.
Jun 6, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(27)
Vagina For Christmas, A (2001)
Elves: 'Make a WHAT?'.
Feb 3, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(22)
It Could Happen To You (1994)
'A Wish Called Fonda'.
Mar 21, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(16)
High Fidelity (2000)
The Sound Of Cusack.
Oct 23, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(14)
Death Becomes Her (1992)
'Hawn of the Dead'.
May 17, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(13)
Delicatessen (1991)
Deli serves hommes frites.
Aug 21, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(10)
Robin Hood: Men In Tights (1993)
Funnier jokes Sherwood help.
Jun 17, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(10)
Eyes Wide Shut (1999)
Try 'Eyes Glued Shut'.
Apr 22, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(8)
Left Behind (2001)
WWJD? Leave Cameron behind.
Apr 30, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(8)
Army Of Darkness (1992)
Ash stars in 'Graveheart'.
May 3, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Hunt For Red October, The (1990)
Sean shteals Shoviet shub.
Feb 13, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(7)
American Beauty (1999)
Spacey: Dead Man Talking.
Aug 16, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Novocaine (2001)
'Dentist the Menace'.
Oct 20, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(6)
War Of The Worlds (2005)
Aliens should've brought penicillin.
Jul 5, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Alien (1979)
Yaphet's flamethrowers don't Skerritt.
Jul 29, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Incredible Shrinking Woman, The (1981)
'Bitty Woman'.
Oct 26, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Moulin Rouge! (2001)
Obi-Wan Karaoke?
Aug 6, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(5)
Soylent Green (1973)
Sorry, Charlton. Manwiches stay.
Jun 15, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(5)
VeggieTales: Dave And The Giant Pickle (1996)
'Vlasic Park'.
May 10, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(5)
War Of The Worlds (2005)
Tripods emerge from Wells.
Jul 5, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Body Double (1984)
DePalma's erotic driller.
Jul 7, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial (1982)
Alien Resurrection, Spielberg-style.
Jan 5, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Fisher King, The (1991)
Vanity killed radio star.
Apr 24, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, The (2005)
"Mostly humorous".
Oct 9, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Shining, The (1980)
Nicholson's last resort: murder.
May 13, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Anakin gets Sith Sense.
Mar 29, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Witness (1985)
Corn on the cop.
Mar 28, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Alien� (1992)
Ripley deloused, movie lousy.
Feb 24, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Christine (1983)
Christine's no Love Bug!
Jun 16, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Crying Game, The (1992)
IRA, TS/TV, OMG!
Jan 1, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Dante's Peak (1997)
Mountain blows; film too.
Sep 6, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Flash Gordon (1980)
Ming's... having... chest pains!
Aug 21, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Greystoke: The Legend Of Tarzan, Lord Of The Apes (1984)
Tarzan snubbed, Jane dubbed.
Feb 12, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Mary Poppins (1964)
'The Flying Nan'.
Feb 19, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Pi (1998)
Kabbalah confusion.
Sep 16, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Tremors (1990)
'Snakes on a Plain'.
Aug 20, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(3)
TRON (1982)
'Bridge(s) Over Troubled Warner'.
Jul 15, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
War Of The Worlds (2005)
E.T., the Enormous Tripod.
Jul 5, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Adventures Of Buckaroo Banzai Across The 8th Dimension, The (1984)
A girl named John?
Apr 24, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Airplane! (1980)
'Flakes on a Plane'.
Aug 20, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Beowulf (2007)
Grendel gorges on Danish.
Nov 25, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Boyz N The Hood (1991)
'Hoodfellas'.
May 17, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Chatterbox (1977)
Super-chatty-vulva-lipstick.
Dec 5, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Dead Zone, The (1983)
Walken gets future shock.
Aug 16, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Galaxy Quest (1999)
'Last Starfighter' + 'Three Amigos!'.
May 11, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Joe Versus The Volcano (1990)
'Sleepless in South Pacific'.
Oct 6, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Men In Black (1997)
World's Fair: UFO junkyard.
Apr 22, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Monty Python And The Holy Grail (1975)
Frenchmen flinging ballistic bovines.
Jun 15, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Out Of Africa (1985)
Streep tries coffee, Danish.
Nov 21, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Khan (1982)
Spock upstages Scotty's nephew.
Aug 3, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Street Fighter (1994)
'Beating Raul'.
Jun 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
True Lies (1994)
Arnie pisses off Arabs.
Dec 30, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
�Three Amigos! (1986)
El Guapo skips foreplay.
Aug 21, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Bowman bests crafty computer.
Jun 13, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Alien� (1992)
Hicks, Newt get shafted.
Feb 24, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Aliens (1986)
Cameron elevates Ridley's Ripley.
Feb 24, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Angel Heart (1987)
Mickey visits 'Big Sleazy'.
Sep 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Angela's Ashes (1999)
What Ashes? Angela's alive!
Jan 17, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Birds, The (1963)
Wing and a scare.
Aug 19, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Birthday Girl (2001)
Nicole ties the knot(s).
Apr 28, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Blade Runner (1982)
Tyrell's niece is Young.
Oct 23, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Boogie Nights (1997)
Burt digs Dirk's Diggler.
Jul 27, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Contact (1997)
Hitler draws Vegans' attention.
Aug 8, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon (2000)
Peter Pan with ninjas.
Aug 8, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Dick (1999)
Chicks nix Dick's tricks.
May 30, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Fish Called Wanda, A (1988)
Wanda screws everybody. Twice.
Aug 5, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Hannibal (2001)
Lecter cheats on diet.
Jan 17, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Igby Goes Down (2002)
Culkin, Sarandon hijack Salinger.
Jun 16, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
King Kong (1976)
Gorilla does Lange thang.
Aug 21, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
King Kong (2005)
Adrien Brody plays Mario.
Dec 19, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
King Kong (2005)
Watts juggles, Kong struggles.
Dec 19, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Lawrence Of Arabia (1962)
British masochist takes Aqaba.
Feb 28, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Looper (2012)
Willis suffers Blunt trauma.
Mar 26, 2013
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Major League (1989)
Don't steal Jobu's rum!
Sep 14, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Minority Report (2002)
Slick Lexus takes Cruise.
Apr 29, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Moulin Rouge! (2001)
Windmill, elephant dwarf Lautrec.
Jun 5, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Opposite Of Sex, The (1998)
Wild Ricci, Kudrow preachy.
Sep 15, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Rocky Horror Picture Show, The (1975)
Frankfurter eats Meat Loaf!
Jun 15, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Rosencrantz And Guildenstern Are Dead (1990)
Oldman, Roth lob questions.
Feb 26, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Khan (1982)
Spock's coffin is indestructible?
Aug 3, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
The Rapture (1991)
Mimi has genuine Revelation.
Jul 15, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Top Secret! (1984)
Kilmer recommends 'Anal Intruder'.
Feb 3, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
2010 (1984)
(Mono)Lithgow makes Discovery.
Aug 22, 2005
Unscored
Vote
A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001)
Hurt hunts wascally wobots.
Jun 16, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
Austin Powers In Goldmember (2002)
Mini-Me: mini driver.
Nov 26, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Beowulf (2007)
Beowulf's son resembles Oscar?
Dec 2, 2007
Unscored
Vote
Big Fish (2003)
'Adventures of Ewan Munchausen'.
Oct 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Blade Runner (1982)
Deckard shoots two women.
Oct 23, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Booty Call (1997)
Bum and Bummer.
May 13, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Brokeback Mountain (2005)
Cowboys come in #2.
Mar 29, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Cat On A Hot Tin Roof (1958)
Liz wants a New-man.
Feb 19, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Color Of Money, The (1986)
Fast Eddie, 'Slow Hand'.
Oct 20, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Dante's Peak (1997)
Stupid townsfolk ignore Brosnan.
Sep 5, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Dante's Peak (1997)
Volcano hardly fazes Hamilton.
Sep 6, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Deep Impact (1998)
Frodo-cataclysmic disaster flick.
Jun 19, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Earth Girls Are Easy (1988)
'Shaved Martians' love L.A.
Oct 20, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Educating Rita (1983)
Assonance: getting rhyme wrong.
Aug 21, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Fair Game (1995)
Salma dumps Baldwin, belongings.
Jan 16, 2007
Unscored
Vote
Fish Called Wanda, A (1988)
Otto devours Ken's p-p-p-pets.
Aug 13, 2005
Unscored
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