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Current status of Movie deity (Bronze) with a total of 5061 reviews published to date.
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Kramer Vs. Kramer (1979)
I bet Kramer wins.
Apr 1, 2003
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (273)   
Pinocchio (1940)
Knotty boy.
Aug 7, 2003
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (104)   
Spider-Man (2002)
Dafoe is da foe.
May 11, 2003
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (61)   
Xanadu (1980)
Xana-don't.
May 27, 2003
Scored 1/5		  
  Vote (51)   
Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, The (2001)
Long, but hobbit forming.
Apr 15, 2003
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (47)   
Howard The Duck (1986)
Both fowl and offal.
Oct 29, 2003
Scored 2/5		  
  Vote (43)   
Eyes Wide Shut (1999)
Viewing recommendation in title.
Apr 20, 2003
Scored 2/5		  
  Vote (42)   
FeardotCom (2002)
Basic http slash slash.
Feb 12, 2004
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (42)   
Killing Fields, The (1984)
Pot kills.
Jul 16, 2004
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (41)   
Born Free (1966)
Free pussy.
Nov 9, 2003
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (38)   
Catch-22 (1970)
War IS Heller.
Apr 14, 2003
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (37)   
Happy Gilmore (1996)
Asshole in one.
Jul 11, 2003
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (37)   
Babe (1995)
Breakfast meat unclogs hearts.
Apr 22, 2003
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (36)   
Blade Runner (1982)
Scott's Dick doesn't suck.
Apr 8, 2003
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (36)   
Passion Of The Christ, The (2004)
Gibson nails Christ.
Feb 16, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (35)   
Seabiscuit (2003)
From nag to riches.
Jul 29, 2003
Scored 2/5		  
  Vote (35)   
Animal House (1978)
Frat's entertainment!
Oct 11, 2003
Scored 6/5		  
  Vote (34)   
Eddie Murphy: Raw (1987)
Ironically, when Murphy cooked.
Nov 12, 2003
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (34)   
Bugsy Malone (1976)
Mobsters just get desserts.
Feb 28, 2012
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (33)   
Exorcist, The (1973)
Satan starts Regan revolution.
Apr 12, 2003
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (33)   
101 Dalmatians (1996)
See spots run.
Apr 27, 2003
Scored 2/5		  
  Vote (31)   
Star Wars: Episode VI - Return Of The Jedi (1983)
Wars' over; Stars unemployed.
Apr 9, 2003
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (29)   
Desperately Seeking Susan (1985)
So-so Soho ho flick.
Jul 15, 2003
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (28)   
One Hour Photo (2002)
Robin develops many negatives.
Dec 9, 2003
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (28)   
Running Man (1987)
Bachman, tourney and overdrive.
Jun 13, 2003
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (28)   
Bend It Like Beckham (2002)
Girl Sikh's football freedom.
Jul 11, 2003
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (27)   
John Q (2002)
Son patient, father not.
Oct 23, 2003
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (27)   
Chatterbox (1977)
Ferm�e la bush!
Mar 26, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (26)   
Freddy Got Fingered (2001)
'Freddy' gets one finger.
Nov 9, 2003
Scored 1/5		  
  Vote (26)   
Rocky IV (1985)
Rocky's horrid picture show.
Apr 16, 2003
Scored 1/5		  
  Vote (26)   
50 First Dates (2004)
Date and nut serial.
Feb 29, 2004
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (25)   
Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes! (1978)
Juicy fruit chews man.
Apr 25, 2003
Scored 2/5		  
  Vote (25)   
Monty Python And The Holy Grail (1975)
King whittles knight away.
Jun 10, 2003
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (25)   
Spy Kids (2001)
Two kids Bond.
Dec 1, 2003
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (25)   
Walk The Line (2005)
Phoenix rises from Cashes.
Nov 4, 2005
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (25)   
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)
Detective finds a porpoise.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (24)   
Shrek (2001)
Eddie's ass is funny!
Apr 8, 2003
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (24)   
Suicide Club (2001)
Club to death.
Jun 20, 2004
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (24)   
Cooking With Porn Stars (2002)
Porn on the cob.
Aug 19, 2004
Scored 2/5		  
  Vote (23)   
Trainspotting (1996)
Many junkies; few trains.
Apr 14, 2003
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (23)   
61* (2001)
No trophy for Mantle.
Jun 13, 2003
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (22)   
Beautiful Mind, A (2001)
Mathmetician does imaginary number.
Apr 22, 2003
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (22)   
Kurt & Courtney (1998)
Hole outta Love.
Jul 14, 2003
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (22)   
Super Mario Bros. (1993)
Good Nintentions gone bad.
Jul 27, 2003
Scored 1/5		  
  Vote (22)   
Boy Who Drank Too Much, The (1980)
Chachi loves scotchy.
Mar 26, 2004
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (21)   
Liberty Stands Still (2002)
Wesley sniper.
Jun 20, 2004
Scored 0/5		  
  Vote (21)   
Perfect Storm, The (2000)
Fishermen; wave; goodbye.
May 16, 2004
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (21)   
10 Things I Hate About You (1999)
A Junger, Shrew'd Shakespeare.
Aug 3, 2003
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (20)   
Beauty And The Beast (1991)
Disney encourages beastiality.
May 12, 2003
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (20)   
Naked Fairy Tales (2002)
Jackin' the Beanstalk.
Jan 3, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (20)   
Streetcar Named Desire, A (1951)
Brando gives Stella performance.
Apr 15, 2003
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (20)   
Talented Mr. Ripley, The (1999)
Damon breaks Law.
Jun 13, 2003
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (20)   
Tuxedo, The (2002)
Clothes make the Chan.
Jul 14, 2003
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (20)   
Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Extended Pink Floyd video?
Jun 13, 2003
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (20)   
Auto Focus (2002)
Hogan Leica the ladies.
Apr 2, 2003
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (19)   
Bad Santa (2003)
St. Dick.
Jul 25, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (19)   
Breast Men (1997)
Tale of new titties.
Nov 13, 2003
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (19)   
Chatterbox (1977)
Squawk box.
Mar 26, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (19)   
Chatterbox (1977)
One big wise crack.
Mar 28, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (19)   
Fahrenheit 9/11 (2004)
Moore's burning Bush.
Jun 20, 2004
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (19)   
Hours, The (2002)
Three chicks cry Woolfe.
Oct 11, 2003
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (19)   
Naked Fairy Tales (2002)
A lad in.
Dec 2, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (19)   
Rear Window (1954)
Jimmy's crippled; Ironside walks.
Mar 31, 2003
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (19)   
Risky Business (1983)
Cruise plays pimp-ly teen.
Apr 27, 2003
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (19)   
1941 (1979)
Apparently, WWII wasn't funny.
Jun 23, 2003
Scored 2/5		  
  Vote (18)   
Blue Lagoon, The (1980)
'Lagoon' blew.
Sep 12, 2003
Scored 2/5		  
  Vote (18)   
Breast Men (1997)
Schwimmer develops breast stroke.
Nov 13, 2003
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (18)   
Johnny English (2003)
Johnny good, old Bean.
Jul 11, 2003
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (18)   
White Chicks (2004)
White chicks, black dicks.
Jul 6, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (18)   
All Dogs Go To Heaven (1989)
Not heaven scent.
Nov 6, 2003
Scored 2/5		  
  Vote (17)   
Blob, The (1958)
When jello goes bad.
May 14, 2003
Scored 2/5		  
  Vote (17)   
Cat In The Hat, The (2003)
'Shitz The Cat'.
Nov 30, 2003
Scored 1/5		  
  Vote (17)   
Never Say Never Again (1983)
Connery on the re-Bond.
May 27, 2003
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (17)   
White Chicks (2004)
Another Wayans drag.
Jul 6, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (17)   
William Shakespeare's Romeo + Juliet (1996)
This time, Shakespeare's loaded.
May 11, 2003
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (17)   
Wiz, The (1978)
Dorothy finds out Wizzup.
Apr 30, 2003
Scored 2/5		  
  Vote (17)   
Bad News Bears Go To Japan, The (1978)
Bears diss Orient.
Oct 9, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (16)   
Chatterbox (1977)
Tattle tail.
Mar 28, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (16)   
Fugitive, The (1993)
Killer leaves Ford running.
Apr 23, 2003
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (16)   
Ice Cold In Alex (1958)
'The Beer Hunter'.
Jun 23, 2003
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (16)   
Mules In The Coal Mines (1903)
Deep in, that ass.
Aug 10, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (16)   
Spirited Away (2001)
Alice-san in wonderland.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (16)   
1969 (1988)
This '69 sucks.
Oct 20, 2003
Scored 1/5		  
  Vote (15)   
Big Daddy (1999)
Bastard adopts bastard.
Jun 13, 2003
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (15)   
Charlie's Angels (2000)
Chicks have talking box.
Jun 29, 2003
Scored 2/5		  
  Vote (15)   
Chatterbox (1977)
Potty mouth.
Mar 26, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (15)   
Endless Summer, The (1966)
A swell film.
Jul 29, 2003
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (15)   
Hot Dog... The Movie (1984)
Chilly con corny.
Sep 22, 2003
Scored 1/5		  
  Vote (15)   
It's A Wonderful Life (1946)
Technically, Stewart's a zombie.
Apr 23, 2003
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (15)   
Maltese Falcon, The (1941)
Eagle for Bogie.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (15)   
Office Space (1999)
Aniston flairs up.
Sep 12, 2003
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (15)   
Pirates Of The Caribbean: The Curse Of The Black Pearl (2003)
Yo ho, ho hum.
Jul 11, 2003
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (15)   
Planet Of The Apes (2001)
Remake only apes original.
Oct 3, 2004
Scored 2/5		  
  Vote (15)   
Psycho (1960)
Most memorable shower, ever.
Jul 9, 2003
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (15)   
Sarah T. - Portrait Of A Teenage Alcoholic (1975)
Linda bleary.
Mar 25, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (15)   
Sphere (1998)
French review: 'Abyss Mal'.
Oct 13, 2003
Scored 1/5		  
  Vote (15)   
Terminal, The (2004)
Tom has Terminal problem.
Jul 3, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (15)   
Titanic (1997)
Whiny cold water drama.
Feb 12, 2003
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (15)   
Along Came Polly (2004)
Polly and a cracker.
Jan 26, 2004
Scored 2/5		  
  Vote (14)   
Bambi Meets Godzilla (1969)
Bambi experiences crushing defeat.
Jul 16, 2003
Scored 6/5		  
  Vote (14)   
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