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Reviews by 'MguyX'
Current status of
Movie deity (Bronze)
with a total of
5061
reviews published to date.
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Zulu Dawn (1979)
Britons' dramatically savage dawn.
Jan 9, 2019
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Zorro, The Gay Blade (1981)
Prancy, fancy fencer.
Jul 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Zoom (2006)
Zoom: sputter, crash.
Sep 1, 2006
Scored 0/5
Vote
Zoolander (2001)
Stiller-born model mockumentary.
Apr 29, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(4)
Zombieland (2009)
Murray's dead funny.
Apr 10, 2010
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Zombie Vegetarians (2004)
Dead eat vegetable flesh.
Feb 24, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Zombie Strippers! (2008)
Stripping: burlesqued to death.
Dec 18, 2008
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Zombie Prom (2006)
Dead can dance.
Nov 30, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Zoltan, Hound Of Dracula (1978)
Four-legged sucker.
Feb 11, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Zero Dark Thirty (2012)
How Obama got Osama.
Jan 17, 2013
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Zelig (1983)
Woody's historic reinactment.
Jul 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Zatoichi On The Road (1963)
Blind samurai's gang bang.
Sep 22, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Zatoichi And The Chest Of Gold (1964)
Zatoichi wins the gold!
Sep 22, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Zathura (2005)
Fun with Zorgon conclusion.
Nov 18, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Zapped! (1982)
Second-rate teen idols electrocuted.
Jun 29, 2003
Scored 0/5
Vote
(1)
Zack And Miri Make A Porno (2008)
Rogen, Banks: fucking funny.
Feb 19, 2009
Scored 4/5
Vote
Yu-Gi-Oh! (2004)
Yu-Gi forces the cards.
Apr 5, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
Youth In Revolt (2009)
Youth is revolting(ly hilarious).
Jan 10, 2010
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Your Friends & Neighbors (1998)
Friends fuck friends, neighbors.
Apr 10, 2012
Scored 4/5
Vote
Youngblood (1986)
Pussy faces penalty box.
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Young Sherlock Holmes (1985)
Holmes with a curfew.
Oct 9, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(10)
Young Guns II: Blaze Of Glory (1990)
Emilio becomes old Kid.
Dec 13, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Young Guns (1988)
Brat pack gets outlawed.
May 1, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Young Frankenstein (1974)
Wilder than monster classic.
Apr 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
Young Einstein (1988)
Some yahoo's Einstein biopic.
Jun 23, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(6)
Young Einstein (1988)
A Seriously stupid Einstein.
Mar 4, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Young Doctors In Love (1982)
Garry marshal's funny doctors.
Sep 11, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
You've Got To Walk It Like You Talk It Or You'll Lose That Beat (1971)
Hippie seeks Central place.
Sep 6, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
You've Got Mail (1998)
Hanks does AOL commercial.
Apr 22, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(4)
You Only Live Twice (1967)
Bond never dies once.
Jun 6, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(13)
You Only Live Twice (1967)
Bond with new slant.
Aug 10, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
You Kill Me (2007)
A Kingsley-Leoni hit.
Apr 20, 2009
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
You Got Served (2004)
'Served': a dis service.
Aug 26, 2005
Scored 1/5
Vote
(2)
You Don't Mess With The Zohan (2008)
Sandler's Israeli cut-up.
Oct 9, 2008
Scored 3/5
Vote
You Cannot Kill David Arquette (2020)
Arquette wrestles with fame.
Jan 22, 2021
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Yossi & Jagger (2002)
Mossadomy.
Nov 4, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(10)
Yojimbo (1961)
Kurosawa makes original Dollars.
Oct 5, 2009
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Yes Man (2008)
Carrey's 'Si' Man's funny.
Dec 22, 2008
Unscored
Vote
Yentl (1983)
Streisand learns man-ners.
Jun 26, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Yellowbeard (1983)
Feldman's pirate- sank.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Yellow Submarine (1968)
Lively Beatles get animated.
Jul 8, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Year One (2009)
2 zeros lead One.
Feb 8, 2010
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Year Of The Dragon (1985)
Rourke makes Tai pay.
Jun 25, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
xXx: State Of The Union (2005)
Cube as hard Stone.
May 6, 2005
Unscored
Vote
XXx (2002)
Diesel's publicity stunt.
Jun 13, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Xanadu (1980)
Xana-don't.
May 27, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(51)
X2 (2003)
Mutant causes massive headache.
May 9, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
X: The Unheard Music (1986)
Punk muXic folk.
Aug 20, 2006
Unscored
Vote
X: The Man With The X-Ray Eyes (1963)
Rickles Crane's to see.
Jul 27, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
X-Men: The Last Stand (2006)
Marvel's 'Men' is XXXciting!
May 28, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
X-Men: The Last Stand (2006)
X's X is X'd.
Jun 1, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
X-Men: First Class (2011)
X-Men: first class!
Jun 9, 2011
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
X-Men: Days Of Future Past (2014)
X-Men regains Mystique.
May 28, 2014
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
X-Men: Dark Phoenix (2018)
Phoenix flames out.
May 18, 2020
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009)
Wolverine's an experimental mess.
May 10, 2009
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
X-Men (2000)
Comic mockery of physics.
May 10, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
X From Outer Space, The (1967)
X: Japanese space camp.
Apr 21, 2008
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
X (2022)
X shooters get shot.
Aug 31, 2022
Unscored
Vote
Wyatt Earp (1994)
Costner buries Tombstone.
Jul 17, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Wu: The Story Of The Wu-Tang Clan (2007)
Classic Clansmen.
Jul 25, 2017
Unscored
Vote
Wu: The Story Of The Wu-Tang Clan (2007)
Tangy.
Jul 25, 2017
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Wrestler, The (2008)
Mickey, Marisa: stripped bare.
Jan 19, 2009
Scored 4/5
Vote
(5)
Wrangler: Anatomy Of An Icon (2008)
Gay idol straightens up.
Feb 21, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Worst Jewish Football Team In The World, The (1999)
Strikers kick, goalees kvetch.
Nov 14, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(5)
World's Fastest Indian, The (2005)
Hopkins' Indian gives, greatly.
Sep 18, 2009
Unscored
Vote
World War Z (2013)
Zombies discriminate against sick.
Jul 8, 2013
Unscored
Vote
World Trade Center: Rise And Fall Of An American Icon, The (2002)
From sky to scraper.
Nov 30, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(3)
World Trade Center (2006)
White rescuer really Black.
Aug 17, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
World Is Not Enough, The (1999)
Bond gets Christmas present.
Jun 11, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
World According To Garp, The (1982)
Bitch raises pussy.
Jul 21, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Workshop, The (2007)
Filming new-age fucking wierdos.
Jul 14, 2010
Unscored
Vote
Working Girl (1988)
Sigourney bears stocking feat.
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Wool Industry Of Hungary, The (1911)
Hungarian yarn.
May 4, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Woodstock (1970)
Wadleigh captures Aquarian birth.
Jul 6, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Woo (1998)
Pinkett, Davidson poo.
Jun 2, 2004
Scored 0/5
Vote
(3)
Wonderland (1999)
Odd Fawkers.
Oct 10, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Wonderland (2003)
Wadd a fucking idiot.
Mar 15, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Wonder Woman 1984 (2020)
1984 Woman: not wonderful.
Dec 28, 2020
Scored 2/5
Vote
(3)
Wonder Woman (2017)
That Gal can fight!
Jul 13, 2017
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Wonder (2017)
Wonderful boy and story.
Dec 24, 2017
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Woman In Red, The (1984)
Wilder sees red, pink.
Jul 7, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Wolf Of Wall Street, The (2013)
Wolf man jacked.
Dec 17, 2014
Unscored
Vote
Wolf Man, The (1941)
Man endures baneful existence.
Jun 13, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Wolf (1994)
Nicholson gets rabidly wild.
Jun 11, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Extended Pink Floyd video?
Jun 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(20)
Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Wonderfully original Oz fest.
Apr 15, 2008
Scored 5/5
Vote
Wizard Of Oz On Ice, The (1996)
Not the coolest Oz.
May 6, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Wizard Of Oz On Ice, The (1996)
Freeze Wiz.
Jun 8, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Wiz, The (1978)
Dorothy finds out Wizzup.
Apr 30, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(17)
Witness (1985)
Ford stalls around Amish.
Apr 30, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(5)
Without You I'm Nothing (1990)
Bernhard's a 'noughty' girl.
Dec 11, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Without Warning (1980)
Warning: a weaker Predator.
Sep 30, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Without A Clue (1988)
Caine hysterically hams Holmes.
Jul 27, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Withnail & I (1987)
Marwood mars Monty's plan.
Jul 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
With Honors (1994)
Pesci dies to teach.
Oct 28, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Witches, The (1990)
Kid bucks coven-tion.
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(11)
Witches Of Eastwick, The (1987)
Nicholson IS the devil.
Jul 8, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Wise Blood (1979)
Sightless evangelist immolates Christ.
May 26, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Wisdom (1986)
Criminal Wisdom lacks wisdom.
Mar 9, 2020
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Wired (1989)
Samurai comedian's tortured biopic.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
Page Range
Zulu D <---> Wired
Winnie <---> Welcom
Welcom <---> Varsit
Vanish <---> Tuxedo
Tuskeg <---> Time M
Time M <---> The Fr
The Fr <---> Swept
Swell <---> Stardu
Star W <---> Song R
Song O <---> Sicko
Sick: <---> Secret
Secret <---> Rufus
Rudy <---> Reveng
Return <---> Queen,
Queen, <---> Police
Police <---> Paw Pa
Paw Pa <---> Once W
Once U <---> Night
Night <---> My Big
My Bes <---> Missio
Missio <---> Master
Master <---> Mack,
Mack T <---> Little
Liszto <---> Last H
Last E <---> Kids A
Kids <---> JFK
Jezebe <---> Inheri
Inglou <---> Hurt L
Hurric <---> Holes
Hoffa <---> Harry
Harry <---> Green
Green <---> Glass
Gladia <---> Frisco
Fright <---> Flawle
Flatli <---> Fan, T
Family <---> Elizab
Elimin <---> Doubt
Double <---> Defian
Defend <---> Cyrus
Cyborg <---> Comman
Coming <---> Child'
Chien <---> Capric
Capote <---> Brewst
Breast <---> Blue M
Blue L <---> Billy
Bill & <---> Battle
Battle <---> Bach C
Bach C <---> Annabe
Anna A <---> Akira
Airpor <---> 39 Ste
3000 M <---> $1000
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