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Reviews by 'MguyX'

Current status of Movie deity (Bronze) with a total of 5061 reviews published to date.

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102 Dalmatians (2000)

See spots run, again.

Aug 27, 2010
Scored 1/5

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127 Hours (2010)

Franco's the maim focus.

Feb 17, 2011
Unscored

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2 Guns (2013)

Washington, Wahlberg: a blast.

Aug 12, 2013
Scored 4/5

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2012 (2009)

2012: not total disaster.

Mar 24, 2010
Scored 3/5

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300 Spartans, The (1962)

Mat�'s lavish Spartan production.

May 18, 2009
Scored 3/5

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47 Meters Down (2017)

Mexican dive proves fatal.

Jul 26, 2017
Scored 3/5

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5 Card Stud (1968)

Poker: deadly. Liquor; enjoyed.

Aug 26, 2013
Unscored

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9 (2009)

Rags repopulate Myst-y world.

Apr 19, 2010
Scored 4/5

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A Tale Of Two Coreys (2018)

Idle 1980s boy idols.

Jan 1, 2018
Unscored

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A.k.a. Cassius Clay (1970)

Ali: Cus'n, fight'n.

Sep 29, 2013
Scored 4/5

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Abyss, The (1989)

Deep state harries Harris.

Nov 13, 2020
Scored 4/5

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Adventures Of Tintin: The Secret Of The Unicorn, The (2011)

Belgian boy-sleuth's bon voyage.

Dec 27, 2011
Scored 3/5

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Airplay: The Rise And Fall Of Rock Radio (2008)

Rock radio's rocky road.

Oct 23, 2013
Unscored

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Alice In Wonderland (2010)

Helena's heady and majestic.

Mar 7, 2010
Scored 3/5

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Alice's Circus Daze (1927)

Alice falls for Julius.

May 3, 2023
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Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem (2007)

Aliens, Predators prey again.

Oct 27, 2011
Scored 3/5

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Along Came A Spider (2001)

Cross kills cop kidnapper.

Jul 7, 2013
Scored 3/5

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Alpha Dog (2006)

Brilliant Timberlake; Hollywood tragedy.

May 23, 2010
Scored 4/5

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Alvin And The Chipmunks: The Squeakquel (2009)

Sequel squeaks too much.

Dec 27, 2009
Scored 1/5

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Amazing Spider-Man, The (2012)

Spider-Man gets rep.

Jul 9, 2012
Scored 4/5

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American Hot Wax (1978)

DJ makes lasting impression.

Mar 25, 2011
Scored 4/5

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Animalympics (1980)

Wild World of Sports.

Sep 10, 2010
Scored 4/5

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Another Day In Paradise (1997)

Woods, Griffith, paradise lost.

Apr 19, 2013
Scored 4/5

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Apollo 18 (2011)

Lunar mission; ends badly.

Oct 1, 2013
Scored 2/5

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Argo (2012)

Free American sex!

Jul 16, 2013
Scored 5/5

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Argo (2012)

Fake movie; real drama.

Jul 22, 2013
Scored 5/5

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AristoCats, The (1970)

Cats are stuck up.

May 28, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Art House (1998)

Screenwriter's Hollywood buzz killed.

Mar 15, 2005
Scored 3/5

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Art School Confidential (2006)

'Art' is killer.

Jul 1, 2006
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Arthur 2: On The Rocks (1988)

Dudley's short... on cash.

Jun 10, 2003
Scored 1/5

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Arthur And The Invisibles (2006)

Arthurian legend liberally minimalized.

Mar 6, 2007
Scored 3/5

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Ask Not (2008)

No questions asked.

Feb 17, 2013
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Assassin, The (1993)

'Nikita,' without subtitles.

Jun 17, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Assassins (1995)

Sly's unengaging 'Hitman Diary'.

Jul 16, 2003
Scored 3/5

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At Close Range (1986)

Dark Walken patronizes Penn.

Jun 25, 2003
Scored 5/5

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At The Potter's Wheel (1914)

A turning crock.

May 22, 2009
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Atlantis: The Lost Empire (2001)

Disney attempts getting deep.

Jul 11, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Attack Of The 60 Foot Centerfold (1995)

Girl makes big spread.

Jul 2, 2005
Scored 2/5

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Attack Of The Killer Donuts (2016)

Maple (behind) bars.

May 24, 2022
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August Rush (2007)

Familial reconciliation of note.

Apr 10, 2008
Scored 4/5

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Austin Powers In Goldmember (2002)

Myers's Powers finally fail(s).

Apr 1, 2003
Scored 2/5

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Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery (1997)

Best of Myers's Powers.

Apr 1, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999)

Myers's Powers start(s) fading.

Apr 1, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Author! Author! (1982)

Pacino's playwright, played right.

May 4, 2007
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Autumn In New York (2000)

Withering 'Love Story'.

Jul 17, 2003
Scored 1/5

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Avatar (2009)

Out of body experience.

Nov 21, 2010
Scored 4/5

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Avatar (2009)

Army, Na'vi, air Marines.

Nov 24, 2010
Scored 4/5

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Avengers, The (2012)

Avengers are Marvelous.

May 7, 2012
Scored 4/5

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Avengers: Age Of Ultron (2015)

JARVIS is Visionary.

May 10, 2015
Scored 4/5

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Avengers: Age Of Ultron (2015)

Hunky Hulk wows Widow.

May 12, 2015
Scored 4/5

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Avenging Disco Vampires (2001)

Disco bites.

Feb 17, 2012
Unscored

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Aviator, The (2004)

Scorsese's Hughes success.

Jan 28, 2005
Scored 6/5

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Aviator, The (2004)

DiCaprio flies.

Mar 3, 2005
Scored 6/5

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B*A*P*S (1997)

1997 Halle's so lousy.

May 23, 2006
Scored 1/5

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Babe, The (1992)

Origins of Sultan-ic cult.

Jul 22, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Baby Mama (2008)

Yo, 'Mama' is stupid.

Jan 15, 2009
Scored 3/5

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Baby's Day Out (1994)

Ferris Bueller's infant outing?

Jun 13, 2003
Scored 2/5

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Bach Cello Suite #2: The Sound Of Carceri (1997)

Imprisoned Yo-Yo liberates Bach.

Oct 10, 2006
Unscored

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Back To Bataan (1945)

Island Flips for Duke.

Jun 22, 2008
Scored 2/5

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Back To The Future Part II (1989)

McFly makes Biff better.

Jul 24, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Backdoor Bradys, The (1995)

Ass-backward Brady porn.

Dec 4, 2009
Scored 2/5

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Backdraft (1991)

Howard's film has spark.

Jun 20, 2004
Scored 4/5

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Backfire! (1995)

A fireman's 'Airplane'.

Aug 12, 2007
Unscored

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Bad (1977)

Warhol Waters film.

Jul 23, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Bad Ass (2012)

Bad Ass busts baddies.

Aug 5, 2013
Scored 3/5

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Bad Ass (2012)

Bad Ass is badass.

Aug 5, 2013
Scored 3/5

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Bad Frank (2017)

Bad Frank: not bad.

Jul 30, 2017
Scored 4/5

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Bad Girls (1994)

Western pros become cow-whores?

Jul 9, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Bad Lieutenant (1992)

Keitel's cop kills radio.

Apr 2, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Bad Medicine (1985)

Discountable med school comedy.

Apr 6, 2005
Unscored

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Bad News Bears In Breaking Training, The (1977)

Bears break without Tatum.

Oct 10, 2004
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Bad News Bears, The (1976)

Tatum tale throws curve.

Jul 15, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Bad Timing (1980)

Art doesn't watch clock.

Jun 30, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Bagdad Cafe (1987)

Desert(ed) women find strength.

Apr 21, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Bandit Queen (1994)

Fierce, stunning Indian feminist.

Jun 6, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Bandits (2001)

Cate's torn between robbers.

Jul 9, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Bark (2002)

Husband driven up tree.

Dec 27, 2004
Unscored

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Barnyard (2006)

Mundane barn dance.

Aug 30, 2006
Scored 2/5

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Baron Of Arizona, The (1950)

Price's barren Baron: priceless!

Sep 9, 2009
Scored 5/5

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Barton Fink (1991)

Goodman wrestles, gets ahead.

Jun 29, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Basil, The Great Mouse Detective (1986)

Holmes detects a rat.

Dec 13, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Basketball Diaries, The (1995)

Hoop hopeful's hop hopeless.

Jul 12, 2004
Scored 4/5

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Basketball Diaries, The (1995)

DiCaprio's Jim carol.

Mar 20, 2009
Scored 4/5

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Bastards Of The Party (2005)

Panthers, cops, create Bastards.

Apr 28, 2007
Scored 6/5

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Batman And Robin (1949)

Early bat raises robin.

Jun 30, 2005
Unscored

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Batman, The (2022)

Bat shit.

Jun 20, 2022
Scored 3/5

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Bats (1999)

Winged baddies are ratty.

Mar 17, 2004
Scored 1/5

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Battle Of The Sexes (2017)

King becomes tennis queen.

Jan 1, 2018
Scored 4/5

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Be Kind Rewind (2008)

Black and Def jam.

Feb 19, 2009
Scored 3/5

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Be My Teacher (2011)

Fucking "Teacher" sucks.

Mar 12, 2018
Scored 2/5

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Bean (1997)

Stalker saves Whistler's Mother.

Jul 14, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Bear, The (1988)

Beary touching film.

Apr 6, 2005
Unscored

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Beatles: Eight Days A Week - The Touring Years, The (2016)

Beatles trip over America.

Nov 28, 2016
Unscored

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Beau Hunks (1931)

Bohemian slut recruits legions.

May 12, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Beautiful Boxer (2003)

Kickboxer with box kick.

Mar 9, 2005
Scored 4/5

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Bedazzled (1967)

Moore, Cooks' wicked Faust.

Apr 23, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Bedtime For Bonzo (1951)

Reagan shows nurturing nature.

Oct 23, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Beef (2003)

MCs make Beef sizzle.

Apr 28, 2007
Scored 3/5

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Beer (1985)

Ale-ing comedy.

Feb 12, 2004
Scored 2/5

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Beerfest (2006)

Chuggin' chucklefest.

Jan 5, 2008
Scored 4/5

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