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Current status of Movie deity (Bronze) with a total of 4371 reviews published to date.
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Da Vinci Code, The (2006)
Hanks: You've Got Grail.
Apr 29, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (68)   
Vampire Circus (1972)
Goes for the juggler.
Feb 16, 2006
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (65)   
Crocodile Dundee (1986)
It's a wonderful knife.
Feb 13, 2006
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (54)   
Dune (1984)
Of Spice and Men.
Feb 17, 2006
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (52)   
Dawn Of The Dead (1978)
Mall attracts late shoppers.
May 13, 2006
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (50)   
Psycho (1998)
Retreading the Psycho path.
Feb 15, 2006
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (49)   
Children Of The Corn (1984)
Breed them and reap.
Feb 16, 2006
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (48)   
Easy Rider (1969)
The Rollin' Stoned.
Mar 29, 2006
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (48)   
Omen, The (1976)
Pane in the neck.
Feb 16, 2006
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (48)   
Batman Begins (2005)
Batman's born again, Christian.
Jul 28, 2006
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (46)   
Moby Dick (1956)
Ahab: 'Whale meet again'.
Feb 16, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (46)   
Prestige, The (2006)
Abracadavers.
Dec 4, 2006
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (46)   
A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001)
Born in the USB.
Feb 26, 2007
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (45)   
Alien: Resurrection (1997)
Ripley's death greatly exaggerated.
Feb 20, 2006
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (45)   
Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)
Here Comas the Bride.
Jun 2, 2006
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (45)   
Rosemary's Baby (1968)
There's Something Inside Rosemary.
Feb 19, 2006
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (45)   
Tin Cup (1996)
Par Wars.
Mar 31, 2006
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (45)   
Boys Don't Cry (1999)
Much Ado About No-thing.
Apr 30, 2006
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (44)   
Crying Game, The (1992)
Crouching Forest, Hidden Penis.
Mar 20, 2006
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (43)   
Last King Of Scotland, The (2006)
Run from Forest, Run!
Feb 1, 2007
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (43)   
Les Misérables (1998)
Geoffrey goes in Seine.
Mar 2, 2006
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (42)   
Se7en (1995)
Sinning in the Rain.
Feb 21, 2006
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (42)   
Jaws (1975)
Shark and Awe.
May 9, 2006
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (41)   
V For Vendetta (2006)
C'est la V.
Mar 27, 2006
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (41)   
Hand, The (1981)
Terror-wrist.
Jul 18, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (40)   
Hannibal (2001)
Clarice: Moore is less.
Apr 6, 2006
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (40)   
Fight Club (1999)
Half good, half Brad.
Oct 22, 2006
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (39)   
Abyss, The (1989)
Coffey Biehn.
Mar 1, 2006
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (38)   
Ladykillers, The (1955)
The Old Dear Hunters.
Aug 11, 2006
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (38)   
Sunshine (2007)
Sun, Byrne.
Apr 15, 2007
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (38)   
There's Something About Mary (1998)
The seminal gross-out comedy.
May 23, 2006
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (38)   
Blade Runner (1982)
Replicant lacks turtle recall.
Feb 8, 2006
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (37)   
Boys From Brazil, The (1978)
Herr raising.
Jun 27, 2006
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (37)   
Libertine, The (2004)
From Bed to Verse.
Apr 14, 2006
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (37)   
Mr. & Mrs. Smith (2005)
Hits and Mrs.
Aug 3, 2007
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (37)   
Quick And The Dead, The (1995)
The Stone Ranger.
Feb 16, 2006
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (37)   
Simpsons Movie, The (2007)
More Doh for Groening.
Jun 25, 2007
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (37)   
Night Of The Living Dead (1968)
B/W, dead all over.
Jun 4, 2006
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (36)   
Eating Raoul (1982)
Señor-eater.
Aug 4, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (35)   
Fish Called Wanda, A (1988)
Cleese gets Wanda lust.
Apr 30, 2006
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (35)   
Heidi (1937)
Shirley Temple's Swiss role.
Feb 16, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (35)   
Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber Of Fleet Street (2007)
Pie selling: cut-throat business.
May 24, 2006
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (35)   
Thelma And Louise (1991)
Thelma enjoys Pitt stop.
Sep 20, 2006
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (35)   
Cyrano De Bergerac (1990)
Roxanne picks the nose.
Mar 6, 2006
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (34)   
Excalibur (1981)
Excalibore.
Mar 8, 2006
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (34)   
Alien (1979)
Digestion? Kane's not able.
Feb 16, 2006
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (33)   
Alien³ (1992)
Baldie and the Beast.
Mar 14, 2006
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (33)   
Blood Diamond (2006)
Sierra Leo.
Feb 27, 2007
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (33)   
Chariots Of Fire (1981)
Holm, run.
Oct 13, 2006
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (33)   
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon (2000)
Come Fly With Lee.
May 10, 2006
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (33)   
Dam Busters, The (1955)
Dam and Blast!
Jul 1, 2006
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (33)   
Groundhog Day (1993)
Forever is a day.
Aug 31, 2006
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (33)   
Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (2006)
Keira: Dead Flat Chest.
Jul 10, 2006
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (33)   
Die Hard (1988)
Sweaty Hans loses grip.
Oct 5, 2006
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (32)   
Dr. Strangelove Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb (1964)
Classic Kubrick, Best Sellers.
Feb 16, 2006
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (32)   
Hot Fuzz (2007)
Simon Pigg.
May 24, 2006
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (32)   
My Super Ex-Girlfriend (2006)
Superh-uma-n.
Dec 21, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (32)   
Save The Last Dance (2001)
Juilliard Stiles.
Jun 14, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (32)   
Truman Show, The (1998)
Ed in the clouds.
Nov 21, 2006
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (32)   
Aliens (1986)
Queen gets sucked off.
Feb 19, 2006
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (31)   
Birds, The (1963)
Cheep and nasty.
Mar 30, 2007
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (31)   
Black Sheep (2006)
Baad to the bone.
Dec 8, 2006
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (31)   
Craft, The (1996)
Neve has hex appeal.
Mar 6, 2006
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (31)   
Fountain, The (2006)
Secret of Eternal Wife.
Jun 14, 2007
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (31)   
Hannibal Rising (2007)
Hanniballs dropping.
Jan 6, 2007
Unscored
 
  Vote (31)   
Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey, The (2012)
The Story Baggins.
Oct 2, 2009
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (31)   
Hulk (2003)
Bruce Bana.
Apr 21, 2006
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (31)   
Machinist, The (2004)
Thinsomniac.
Jan 27, 2007
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (31)   
Man With Two Brains, The (1983)
Singin' with the Brain.
Feb 16, 2006
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (31)   
No Sex Please: We're British (1973)
The British aren't coming.
Jul 11, 2008
Unscored
 
  Vote (31)   
Psycho (1960)
Norman is keeping Mum.
Mar 14, 2007
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (31)   
Scanner Darkly, A (2006)
Keanu's literally two dimensional.
Apr 10, 2006
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (31)   
Wicker Man, The (2006)
Wicker Cage.
Apr 30, 2006
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (31)   
Withnail & I (1987)
Pissed funnily, Robinson.
May 9, 2006
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (31)   
Battle Royale (2000)
Class war.
Dec 2, 2006
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (30)   
Island Of Dr. Moreau, The (1996)
Frankenheimer's monster.
Aug 11, 2006
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (30)   
Miami Vice (2006)
Foxx and robbers.
Feb 18, 2006
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (30)   
Quadrophenia (1979)
I, mod.
Feb 18, 2006
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (30)   
Saving Private Ryan (1998)
Tom Hanks bombs tanks.
Nov 3, 2006
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (30)   
Showgirls (1995)
Berkley's Breast in Show.
Feb 18, 2006
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (30)   
Splash (1984)
Hanks sleeps with fishes.
Aug 4, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (30)   
Terminator, The (1984)
Metal assassin suspiciously wooden.
Apr 21, 2006
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (30)   
Who Killed The Electric Car? (2006)
Driven to early grave.
Sep 1, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (30)   
Almost Famous (2000)
Penny saved, Penny yearned.
Mar 27, 2006
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (29)   
Aviator, The (2004)
Hughes Dares, Wins.
Jun 19, 2006
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (29)   
Bound (1996)
Fingers in the Tilly.
Nov 22, 2006
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (29)   
Buffalo 66 (1998)
Gallo's Humour.
Sep 9, 2007
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (29)   
Henry V (1944)
Larry, King.
Mar 7, 2007
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (29)   
K-19: The Widowmaker (2002)
Old Han's on deck.
Oct 2, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (29)   
Matrix, The (1999)
Keaneo.
May 9, 2006
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (29)   
O (2001)
Shakespeare, Moor or less.
Mar 26, 2006
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (29)   
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)
Obi-Ewan Kenobi.
Sep 1, 2006
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (29)   
Batman And Robin (1997)
Clooney: wholly shit, Batman.
Jul 28, 2006
Scored 1/5
 
  Vote (28)   
Bugsy Malone (1976)
Smallfellas.
Jul 15, 2007
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (28)   
Camelot (1967)
Once and Future Sing.
May 10, 2006
Unscored
 
  Vote (28)   
Deep, The (1977)
'That's a Moray...'.
Jun 20, 2007
Unscored
 
  Vote (28)   
Deliverance (1972)
Pig and a poke.
Jun 13, 2006
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (28)   
Exorcist: The Beginning (2004)
The Satanic Reverses.
Jun 6, 2006
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (28)   
First Knight (1995)
Name's Arthur. King Arthur.
Feb 24, 2006
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (28)   
Leaving Las Vegas (1995)
Cage is spirited away.
Feb 16, 2006
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (28)   
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