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Current status of Movie deity (Silver) with a total of 7601 reviews published to date.
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Nineteen Eighty-Four (1984)
A world of Hurt.
Jul 16, 2005
Scored 6/5
 
  Vote (26)   
Exorcist, The (1973)
Possessed girl whirls, hurls.
Jul 8, 2005
Scored 0/5
 
  Vote (25)   
Dr. Strangelove Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb (1964)
Nuke 'em, cowboy!
Jul 1, 2005
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (23)   
Monty Python And The Holy Grail (1975)
Relax at Castle Anthrax.
Jun 28, 2005
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (22)   
Deliverance (1972)
Hayseeds find Beatty bootylicious.
Jul 26, 2005
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (20)   
Pretty Woman (1990)
Prostitution as upward mobility.
Jul 9, 2005
Scored 0/5
 
  Vote (19)   
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
HALcyon days in space.
Jun 23, 2005
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (17)   
Deliverance (1972)
Mountain man mounts Ned.
Aug 2, 2005
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (16)   
Life Of Brian (1979)
Bearded women attend stoning.
Jul 8, 2005
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (16)   
Zelig (1983)
A nobody becomes everybody.
Aug 7, 2005
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (16)   
Basic Instinct (1992)
Douglas upstaged by vagina.
Feb 28, 2006
Scored 0/5
 
  Vote (15)   
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Monkey pulls a boner.
Jun 23, 2005
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (14)   
Indecent Proposal (1993)
Redford wastes $1,000,000.
Aug 29, 2005
Scored 0/5
 
  Vote (14)   
Pretty Woman (1990)
Gere acquires Roberts's assets.
Jul 9, 2005
Scored 0/5
 
  Vote (14)   
12 Angry Men (1957)
Jurors cross-examine each other.
Oct 21, 2005
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (13)   
Basic Instinct (1992)
Sharon Stone goes commando.
Feb 28, 2006
Scored 0/5
 
  Vote (13)   
Glengarry Glen Ross (1992)
Third prize: you're fired.
Jun 23, 2005
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (13)   
Goldfinger (1964)
007 domesticates wild Pussy.
Jul 22, 2005
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (13)   
Rosemary's Baby (1968)
Satanic family planning.
Jul 6, 2005
Scored 5/5
 
  Vote (13)   
Shawshank Redemption, The (1994)
Pin-up's ass covers Robbins'.
Sep 14, 2005
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (13)   
Full Metal Jacket (1987)
D'Onofrio has major malfunction.
Jul 4, 2005
Scored 0/5
 
  Vote (11)   
Sleeper (1973)
Rip van Woody!
Oct 21, 2005
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (11)   
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Kubrick suffers God complex.
Jun 17, 2005
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (10)   
Apocalypse Now (1979)
Napalm as aromatherapy.
Oct 9, 2006
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (10)   
Moby Dick (1956)
Peck vs. Dick.
May 12, 2006
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (10)   
Monster (2003)
Hitchhiker's Guide to Hooking.
Jul 1, 2005
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (10)   
Woodstock (1970)
There will be mud.
May 27, 2011
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (10)   
All Ladies Do It (1992)
Booty Koll.
Mar 11, 2006
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (9)   
American Pie (1999)
Coitus interruptus with pastry.
Feb 17, 2006
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (9)   
Basic Instinct (1992)
Police interrogators, pussy-whipped.
Feb 28, 2006
Scored 0/5
 
  Vote (9)   
Beyond The Sea (2004)
Darin' to become hippie.
Jan 6, 2006
Scored 0/5
 
  Vote (9)   
Dragonslayer (1981)
Lottery winners get burned.
Jun 25, 2005
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (9)   
History Of Violence, A (2005)
Viggo-rously inflicted head wounds.
Mar 19, 2006
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (9)   
Man Who Fell To Earth, The (1976)
Bowie falls from grace.
Jul 3, 2005
Scored 6/5
 
  Vote (9)   
Roger And Me (1989)
Roger the interview dodger.
Sep 19, 2005
Scored 0/5
 
  Vote (9)   
Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Khan (1982)
Chekov gets ear infection.
Mar 18, 2006
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (9)   
Taxi Driver (1976)
DeNiro interrogates his reflection.
Feb 22, 2006
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (9)   
Tragedy Of Macbeth, The (1971)
Lady Macbeth's nude soliloquy.
Jun 21, 2005
Scored 6/5
 
  Vote (9)   
Animal Farm (1954)
Pigs tyrannize proletarian menagerie.
Jul 3, 2005
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (8)   
Brokeback Mountain (2005)
Western Romeo and Romeo.
Mar 7, 2006
Scored 0/5
 
  Vote (8)   
Full Metal Jacket (1987)
Pyle can't hack it.
Aug 12, 2005
Scored 0/5
 
  Vote (8)   
Life Of Brian (1979)
Python's epic of sacrilege.
Jul 8, 2005
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (8)   
Pianist, The (2002)
Learn piano = survive Holocaust.
Jun 13, 2005
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (8)   
Pirates (1986)
Polanski's ship goes down.
Aug 28, 2005
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (8)   
Terminator, The (1984)
Schwarzenegger: time-traveling abortionist.
May 31, 2006
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (8)   
Where Eagles Dare (1968)
Eastwood expends unlimited ammo.
Jun 28, 2005
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (8)   
Cat People (1982)
Nastassja's pussy is deadly!
Jan 8, 2006
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (7)   
Crash (1996)
Rear entry vehicular position.
Jun 23, 2005
Scored 6/5
 
  Vote (7)   
Meaning Of Life, The (1983)
Catholics sing sperm's praises.
Jul 19, 2005
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (7)   
Salo, Or The 120 Days Of Sodom (1975)
Merde la carte.
Jun 25, 2005
Scored 6/5
 
  Vote (7)   
Aviator, The (2004)
Leo's 'Spruce'd-up aeroplane.
Aug 19, 2005
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (6)   
Bitter Moon (1992)
Coyote bays at Moon.
Jul 1, 2005
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (6)   
Breakfast Club, The (1985)
Detention as group therapy.
Aug 28, 2005
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (6)   
Clockwork Orange, A (1971)
Aversion therapy for moviegoers.
Jul 8, 2005
Scored 0/5
 
  Vote (6)   
Devils, The (1971)
Mother Superior feels inferior.
Jun 23, 2005
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (6)   
Dune (1984)
Baron has horrible acne.
Feb 20, 2006
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (6)   
Eyes Wide Shut (1999)
Masquerade ball: clothing optional.
Jul 3, 2005
Scored 0/5
 
  Vote (6)   
Goldfinger (1964)
Oddjob performs hat trick.
Apr 11, 2006
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (6)   
Higher Learning (1995)
Boyz on the Quad.
Jun 29, 2007
Scored 0/5
 
  Vote (6)   
Meaning Of Life, The (1983)
Glutton sustains gastrointestinal rupture.
Jul 9, 2005
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (6)   
Naked States (2000)
Arkan-saw everything!
Mar 22, 2007
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (6)   
Pretty Woman (1990)
Streetwalker wins sugar daddy.
Jul 9, 2005
Scored 0/5
 
  Vote (6)   
Pretty Woman (1990)
Hooker enjoys shopping spree.
Jul 9, 2005
Scored 0/5
 
  Vote (6)   
Sleep (1963)
Warhol's cure for insomnia.
Apr 11, 2009
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (6)   
Twilight Zone: The Movie (1983)
Serling rolls in grave.
Jun 15, 2005
Scored 1/5
 
  Vote (6)   
Untouchables, The (1987)
Al improves batting average.
Aug 10, 2006
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (6)   
War Of The Roses, The (1989)
Loosened chandelier finalizes divorce.
Aug 20, 2005
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (6)   
Caligula (1979)
Concubines explore sapphic tendencies.
Aug 19, 2005
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (5)   
Clash Of The Titans (1981)
Harry Hamlin gets Kraken.
Mar 21, 2006
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (5)   
Cook The Thief His Wife & Her Lover, The (1989)
Jacobean tragedy, anti-Thatcher allegory.
Aug 19, 2005
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (5)   
Full Metal Jacket (1987)
Jelly doughnut brings disgrace.
Jul 4, 2005
Scored 0/5
 
  Vote (5)   
Ghost Writer, The (2010)
The Blair Snitch Project.
Feb 24, 2010
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (5)   
Gladiator (2000)
Roman retains Kiwi accent.
Aug 21, 2005
Scored 0/5
 
  Vote (5)   
GoodFellas (1990)
'Fuck' said 246 times.
Mar 3, 2006
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (5)   
Hobbit, The (1977)
Bilbo becomes invisible burglar.
Aug 25, 2005
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (5)   
Othello (1952)
The Moor's murder.
Mar 11, 2010
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (5)   
Passion Of The Christ, The (2004)
Gibson indulges messiah complex.
Jul 4, 2005
Scored 0/5
 
  Vote (5)   
Scarface (1983)
Pacino erodes nasal passages.
Jul 9, 2005
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (5)   
Star Wars: Episode VI - Return Of The Jedi (1983)
Leia: Jabba's harem bitch!
Sep 12, 2005
Scored 0/5
 
  Vote (5)   
Tommy (1975)
Potheads praise pinball prodigy.
Aug 24, 2005
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (5)   
Battle Of Algiers, The (1966)
Revolutionaries rock the Casbah.
Jul 12, 2006
Scored 6/5
 
  Vote (4)   
Blade Runner (1982)
Ford's assembly-line detective.
Nov 12, 2005
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (4)   
Brokeback Mountain (2005)
Jack Twist lassos Ennis.
Mar 4, 2006
Scored 0/5
 
  Vote (4)   
Brokeback Mountain (2005)
Queer cowboys exchange postcards.
Mar 4, 2006
Scored 0/5
 
  Vote (4)   
Cape Fear (1962)
The original Mad Max.
Oct 27, 2006
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (4)   
Day Of The Locust, The (1975)
Homer Simpson body surfs.
Sep 4, 2005
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (4)   
Debbie Does Dallas (1978)
The original Texas Bush.
Mar 10, 2006
Scored 6/5
 
  Vote (4)   
Dr. Strangelove Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb (1964)
Pickens straddles nuclear warhead.
Jun 28, 2005
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (4)   
Ghost (1990)
Wish Swayze really died.
Jun 30, 2006
Scored 0/5
 
  Vote (4)   
Good Night, And Good Luck (2005)
Murrow furrows viewers' brows.
Mar 6, 2006
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (4)   
History Of Violence, A (2005)
Cronenberg channels Sam Peckinpah.
Mar 19, 2006
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (4)   
Hunger, The (1983)
Deneuve, Sarandon exchange fluids.
Oct 30, 2005
Scored 4/5
 
  Vote (4)   
Life Of Brian (1979)
Saying 'Jehovah' is forbidden!
Jul 8, 2005
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (4)   
Plan 9 From Outer Space (1959)
Paper plates invade Earth.
Oct 27, 2006
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (4)   
Reservoir Dogs (1992)
Buscemi: cheapskate restaurant patron.
May 22, 2006
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (4)   
Rosencrantz And Guildenstern Are Dead (1990)
'Hamlet' from the sidelines.
Jun 29, 2006
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (4)   
Adaptation. (2002)
Tales From the Script.
May 28, 2010
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (3)   
Airplane! (1980)
Shit literally hits fan.
Sep 17, 2006
Scored 3/5
 
  Vote (3)   
Barbarella (1968)
The original Duran Duran.
Sep 8, 2006
Scored 2/5
 
  Vote (3)   
Birds II: Land's End, The (1994)
Sequel: for the birds!
May 17, 2008
Scored 0/5
 
  Vote (3)   
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