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Reviews by 'Please Kill Me Now'
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with a total of
7947
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*batteries not included (1987)
Flying saucers flip burgers.
Jul 17, 2009
Scored 2/5
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�Three Amigos! (1986)
'Motherless goat' taunt fizzles.
May 18, 2007
Scored 2/5
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�Three Amigos! (1986)
Tortoise says good night.
Jan 11, 2012
Scored 2/5
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�Three Amigos! (1986)
Ned's all tuckered out.
Jan 11, 2012
Scored 2/5
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�Three Amigos! (1986)
Chase has most water!
Jan 11, 2012
Scored 2/5
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�Three Amigos! (1986)
Chase shoots invisible swordsman.
Jan 11, 2012
Scored 2/5
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�Three Amigos! (1986)
Amigos sing Randy Newman.
Jan 11, 2012
Scored 2/5
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�Three Amigos! (1986)
El Guapo's present: sweater!
Jan 11, 2012
Scored 2/5
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�Three Amigos! (1986)
Ned identifies 'male plane'.
Jan 13, 2012
Scored 2/5
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�Three Amigos! (1986)
Moronic amigos in Mexico.
Jan 13, 2012
Scored 2/5
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10 Rillington Place (1971)
Attenborough kills; Hurt swings.
Mar 2, 2016
Scored 4/5
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10 Rillington Place (1971)
Wife's remains under floorboards.
Mar 4, 2016
Scored 4/5
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12 Angry Men (1957)
Klugman is switchblade expert.
Oct 21, 2005
Scored 3/5
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12 Angry Men (1957)
Hothead Cobb threatens Fonda.
Oct 21, 2005
Scored 3/5
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12 Angry Men (1957)
Fonda turns jurors around.
Oct 21, 2005
Scored 3/5
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12 Angry Men (1957)
Warden misses baseball game.
Oct 21, 2005
Scored 3/5
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12 Angry Men (1957)
Cobb lacks parenting skills.
Oct 21, 2005
Scored 3/5
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12 Angry Men (1957)
Begley is loudmouthed bigot.
Oct 21, 2005
Scored 3/5
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1941 (1979)
Pearl Harbor. Spielberg bombs!
Jun 7, 2010
Scored 2/5
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1941 (1979)
Spielberg's noisy WW2 farce.
Jun 7, 2010
Scored 2/5
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1941 (1979)
Spielberg channels John Landis.
Jun 10, 2010
Scored 2/5
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1941 (1979)
Robert Stack watches 'Dumbo'.
Jun 8, 2010
Scored 2/5
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1941 (1979)
Aykroyd admonishes fighting Americans.
Jun 11, 2010
Scored 2/5
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1941 (1979)
Stack plays Vinegar Joe.
Sep 10, 2010
Scored 2/5
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1984 (1956)
Filmmakers scuttle Orwell's ending.
Apr 14, 2010
Scored 0/5
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1984 (1956)
O'Brien doesn't play O'Brien.
Apr 14, 2010
Scored 0/5
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1984 (1956)
Julia is a blonde?
Apr 15, 2010
Scored 0/5
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1984 (1956)
Thought Police ride motorcycles.
Dec 4, 2010
Scored 0/5
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1984 (1956)
Julia becomes 1950s housewife.
Dec 3, 2010
Scored 0/5
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1984 (1956)
Orwell's O'Brien becomes O'Connor.
Dec 3, 2010
Scored 0/5
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1984 (1956)
Emmanuel Goldstein becomes Kalador.
Dec 4, 2010
Scored 0/5
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1984 (1956)
Orwell classic bowdlerized, Americanized.
Dec 3, 2010
Scored 0/5
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2 Or 3 Things I Know About Her (1967)
Godard's swirling coffee close-up.
Sep 23, 2009
Scored 4/5
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2 Or 3 Things I Know About Her (1967)
Godard: bourgeois consumerism = prostitution.
Sep 23, 2009
Scored 4/5
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2 Or 3 Things I Know About Her (1967)
Vlady names her price.
Jan 2, 2010
Scored 4/5
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2 Or 3 Things I Know About Her (1967)
Vlady: housewife, consumer, whore.
Nov 4, 2010
Scored 4/5
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2 Or 3 Things I Know About Her (1967)
Cosmos in coffee cup.
Nov 6, 2010
Scored 4/5
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2 Or 3 Things I Know About Her (1967)
Godard whispers about Vietnam.
Feb 17, 2012
Scored 4/5
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2 Or 3 Things I Know About Her (1967)
Godard's second prostitution parable.
Feb 17, 2012
Scored 4/5
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200 Cigarettes (1999)
Smoking like it's 1981!
Jul 25, 2011
Scored 3/5
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2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Jogging in zero gravity.
Mar 10, 2006
Scored 3/5
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2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Dullea's dull odyssey.
Mar 17, 2007
Scored 3/5
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2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Bowman negotiates psychedelic wormhole.
Mar 17, 2007
Scored 3/5
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2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Astronaut becomes intergalactic embryo.
Mar 17, 2007
Scored 3/5
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2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Kubrick's (r)evolutionary epic.
Mar 17, 2007
Scored 3/5
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2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
1960s fashions in 2001.
Mar 17, 2007
Scored 3/5
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2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Monolith = giant candy bar?
Mar 17, 2007
Scored 3/5
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2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
3,000,000 years of evolution.
May 8, 2007
Scored 3/5
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2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Ligeti serenades discovered monoliths.
Apr 10, 2007
Scored 3/5
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2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Rotating centrifuge simulates gravity.
May 11, 2007
Scored 3/5
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2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Monoliths hasten evolutionary progress.
May 15, 2007
Scored 3/5
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2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Apes find space oddity.
Jul 21, 2007
Scored 3/5
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2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
HAL denies Dave's request.
Feb 5, 2009
Scored 3/5
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2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
HAL terminates life functions.
Feb 5, 2009
Scored 3/5
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2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Dave lobotomizes remonstrating HAL.
Feb 5, 2009
Scored 3/5
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2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Gay computer wreaks havoc.
Feb 19, 2009
Scored 3/5
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2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
HAL reads lips.
Feb 19, 2009
Scored 3/5
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2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
HAL euthanizes hibernating astronauts.
Mar 30, 2009
Scored 3/5
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2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Stewardess retrieves floating pen.
Feb 19, 2009
Scored 3/5
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2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Kubrick anticipates space tourism.
Feb 19, 2009
Scored 3/5
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2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Kubrick makes sci-fi boring.
Apr 21, 2009
Scored 3/5
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2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Stewardess wears grip shoes.
Dec 27, 2009
Scored 3/5
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2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Robert Ardrey influences Kubrick.
May 15, 2011
Scored 3/5
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2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
HAL has major malfunction.
Aug 13, 2022
Scored 3/5
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2010 (1984)
HAL maintains life support.
Jul 4, 2005
Scored 3/5
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2010 (1984)
Mirren plays Russian cosmonaut.
Jul 4, 2005
Scored 3/5
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2010 (1984)
Chandra reasons with HAL.
Apr 23, 2007
Scored 3/5
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2010 (1984)
Jupiter's spot creates supernova.
Apr 23, 2007
Scored 3/5
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2010 (1984)
Jupiter haemorrhages hydrogen.
Apr 23, 2007
Scored 3/5
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2010 (1984)
Ending of '2001' explained.
Apr 2, 2010
Scored 3/5
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2010 (1984)
Life discovered on Europa.
Apr 2, 2010
Scored 3/5
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2010 (1984)
Jupiter becomes second sun.
Apr 2, 2010
Scored 3/5
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2010 (1984)
Extraterrestrials resolve Cold War.
Apr 2, 2010
Scored 3/5
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2010 (1984)
Leonov aerobrakes around Jupiter.
Feb 1, 2011
Scored 3/5
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2010 (1984)
Astronauts rediscover Discovery.
Feb 1, 2011
Scored 3/5
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2010 (1984)
Lithgow hyperventilates in spacesuit.
Feb 1, 2011
Scored 3/5
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2010 (1984)
HAL restored to sanity.
Feb 1, 2011
Scored 3/5
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2010 (1984)
Leonov piggybacks on Discovery.
Feb 1, 2011
Scored 3/5
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2010 (1984)
Monoliths create nuclear fusion.
Feb 2, 2011
Scored 3/5
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2010 (1984)
Jupiter's Great Spot metastasizes.
Feb 1, 2011
Scored 3/5
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2010 (1984)
Alien monoliths facilitate d�tente.
Feb 2, 2011
Scored 3/5
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2010 (1984)
Hyams sentimentalizes '2001' premise.
Feb 1, 2011
Scored 3/5
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2010 (1984)
Hyams' underwhelming '2001' sequel.
Jul 6, 2011
Scored 3/5
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2010 (1984)
Monoliths end Cold War.
Sep 3, 2012
Scored 3/5
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2016: Obama's America (2012)
D'Souza abominates Alinskyite Obama.
Aug 16, 2016
Scored 5/5
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2016: Obama's America (2012)
Obama's anti-American sympathies explained.
Aug 25, 2016
Scored 5/5
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24 Hour Party People (2002)
Wilson's Mancunian ecstasy trip.
Feb 7, 2006
Scored 4/5
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24 Hour Party People (2002)
Pistols inspire Madchester scene.
Feb 7, 2006
Scored 4/5
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24 Hour Party People (2002)
Hannett's coffin too big.
Feb 7, 2006
Scored 4/5
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39 Steps, The (1935)
'Memory' memorizes official secrets.
May 5, 2008
Scored 4/5
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400 Blows, The (1959)
Antoine returns stolen typewriter.
Dec 12, 2006
Scored 5/5
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400 Blows, The (1959)
Antoine rejected by mother.
Nov 26, 2006
Scored 5/5
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400 Blows, The (1959)
Neglected Antoine acts out.
Oct 14, 2010
Scored 5/5
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400 Blows, The (1959)
Truant Antoine spies mother.
Oct 14, 2010
Scored 5/5
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400 Blows, The (1959)
Antoine escapes reform school.
Oct 14, 2010
Scored 5/5
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400 Blows, The (1959)
Final freeze-frame on beach.
Oct 14, 2010
Scored 5/5
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42nd Street (1933)
Dorothy breaks her ankle.
Mar 22, 2006
Scored 4/5
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48 Hrs. (1982)
Murphy crashes redneck bar.
May 14, 2011
Scored 2/5
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48 Hrs. (1982)
Eddie Murphy screeches 'Roxanne'.
Jun 2, 2011
Scored 2/5
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48 Hrs. (1982)
Murphy gets two-day pass.
May 25, 2011
Scored 2/5
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