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Reviews by 'LPH'
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with a total of
593
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Troy (2004)
To Helen back.
Jun 20, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(95)
Swiss Family Robinson (1960)
Disney's Swiss cheese.
Jun 5, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(31)
Eskimo Gang Bang (1994)
Fucking freezing.
Oct 9, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(30)
Twelve Monkeys (1995)
Monkey see, monkey flu.
Mar 28, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(29)
13 Going On 30 (2004)
'Big' with boobs.
Aug 14, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(28)
Mary Poppins (1964)
Poppins likes Dick.
Aug 20, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(28)
Troy (2004)
Old story- Paris surrenders.
Jun 26, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(28)
Donnie Darko (2001)
Harvey on acid.
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(27)
Cast Away (2000)
FedEx exec not fed.
Mar 28, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(26)
Legally Blonde (2001)
Law school Barbie.
Aug 19, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(26)
Pretty Woman (1990)
Cinderellho'.
Nov 6, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(23)
Revenge Of The Nerds (1984)
Geeks vs. Greeks.
Jul 9, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(23)
Vanity Fair (2004)
Regally Blonde.
Aug 25, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(22)
What's Eating Gilbert Grape (1993)
Depp's heavy family responsibilities.
Jul 8, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(22)
Kurt & Courtney (1998)
Not the 'Hole' story.
Jul 19, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(21)
People Vs. Larry Flynt, The (1996)
Courtney 'acts' drug addict.
Mar 24, 2004
Scored 2/5
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(20)
Wayne's World 2 (1993)
Excellent sequel... AS IF!
Sep 26, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(20)
Vanilla Sky (2001)
Dreamzzz of Cruzzz, Diazzz.
Mar 25, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(19)
Cooking With Porn Stars (2002)
Cooking tarts.
Aug 10, 2004
Unscored
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(19)
Naked Lawyers (1996)
Lawyers' suits dismissed.
Dec 23, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(18)
Wedding Crashers (2005)
Crashers sample cake, bridesmaids.
Aug 8, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(18)
Secretary (2002)
Spader's spanky hanky-panky.
Apr 22, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(18)
Breast Men (1997)
Milking breasts for money.
Sep 26, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(17)
Fahrenheit 9/11 (2004)
Saudi's hiding behind Bush.
Jul 19, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(17)
Shrek 2 (2004)
Eddie's an ass, again.
Jul 3, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(17)
Terminal, The (2004)
Castaway at JFK.
Jul 16, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(17)
Driving Miss Daisy (1989)
Daisy driving Morgan crazy.
Mar 24, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(17)
Ribald Tales Of Robin Hood, The (1969)
Robin Hood: Bulging Tights.
May 18, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(16)
Pinocchio In Outer Space (1965)
Astro-knot.
May 24, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(16)
Batman Begins (2005)
Bat fear begins career.
Jun 28, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(15)
Bourne Identity, The (2002)
Bourne to beguiled.
Jul 8, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(15)
Invisible Mom (1997)
Seemingly absentee mother.
Dec 6, 2004
Unscored
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(15)
Unfaithful (2002)
Lane: No French Resistance.
Jun 5, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(15)
American Beauty (1999)
Moving wind bag sequence.
Mar 23, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(15)
Donald In Mathmagic Land (1959)
An additional Duck movie.
Jul 6, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(15)
Groundhog Day (1993)
Bill's Lost In Pennsylvania.
Mar 23, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(14)
Spider-Man 2 (2004)
Spiderman experiences ejaculation hang-ups.
Jul 6, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(14)
Irreconcilable Differences (1984)
Drew's first divorce.
Mar 21, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(13)
Dick Tracy (1990)
Madonna wants Dick.
Aug 21, 2004
Scored 2/5
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(13)
Capote (2005)
Capote: Murder he wrote.
Apr 6, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(13)
Fish Called Wanda, A (1988)
Wanda-ful Comedy.
Dec 6, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(12)
Se7en (1995)
Gwyneth loses her head!
Mar 23, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(12)
Grease (1978)
Good girl slut makeover.
Mar 26, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(12)
Monty Python Live At The Hollywood Bowl (1982)
Live Pythons in Bowl.
Jul 12, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(12)
Troy (2004)
Sleeping with the enemy.
Jun 26, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(12)
Three Caballeros, The (1944)
Fowl Amigos.
Jul 14, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(11)
Brown Bunny, The (2003)
Chloe gets the shaft.
May 8, 2005
Scored 1/5
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(11)
Village, The (2004)
Joaquin's love is blind.
Aug 20, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(11)
Valley Of The Dolls (1967)
Barbies n Barbituates.
Jun 24, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(11)
Sure Thing, The (1985)
Cusack's cross-country copulation quest.
Apr 29, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(11)
Wallace & Gromit In The Curse Of The Were-Rabbit (2005)
Wallace, Grommit veg out.
Nov 7, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(11)
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (1968)
Truly Scrumptious loves Dick.
Jul 12, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(10)
Orgy Of The Dead (1965)
Not a lively orgy.
Dec 8, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(10)
Taps (1981)
Scott schools tiny terrorists.
Jun 6, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(10)
Dick (1999)
Teenage blondes love Dick.
Mar 24, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(10)
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Darth gets his helmet.
May 31, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(10)
Chatterbox (1977)
Proverbial 'pandora's box' pontificates.
Oct 23, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(10)
Fight Club (1999)
Mammoth Meatloaf mammaries.
Mar 28, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(10)
From Justin To Kelly (2003)
Idols: sing! Don't act!
Jun 5, 2004
Scored 1/5
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(10)
Grizzly Man (2005)
Tim becomes bearly recognizable.
Oct 28, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(10)
Bob Roberts (1992)
Robbins's 'Mock The Vote'.
May 8, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(10)
Cooler, The (2003)
Cooler cums, becomes cooler.
Feb 21, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(10)
Cruel Intentions (1999)
'Dangerous Liaisons' pour Americains.
Mar 25, 2004
Scored 1/5
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(10)
28 Days Later (2002)
Zombies all the RAGE.
Jun 18, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(9)
Soylent Green (1973)
Heston solves 'mystery meat'.
Dec 11, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(9)
Ten Commandments, The (1956)
Golden Calf ultimate bling-bling.
Jul 12, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(9)
Cat In The Hat, The (2003)
Phallic hat fails cat.
Mar 27, 2004
Scored 2/5
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(9)
Fly Away Home (1996)
Kiwi saves Canadian honkers.
Jun 23, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(9)
Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone (2001)
Columbus explores Wizardry.
Jul 20, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(9)
Attack Of The Killer Refrigerator (1990)
Chill kill!
Dec 6, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(9)
Blue Lagoon, The (1980)
Pubescent partners ponder parenting.
Mar 31, 2004
Scored 2/5
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(9)
Cat In The Hat, The (2003)
Annoying, cloying; cat destroying.
Mar 27, 2004
Scored 2/5
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(9)
Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star (2003)
Corey Haim gets gig!
Jul 4, 2006
Scored 2/5
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(9)
Dog Day Afternoon (1975)
Pacino gayly robs bank.
Oct 27, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(9)
Elizabethtown (2005)
Dunst cures Bloom's wilt.
Feb 27, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(9)
Hollow Man (2000)
Bacon gives Hollow performance.
Jun 8, 2004
Scored 2/5
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(9)
Moulin Rouge! (2001)
Baz's busy bedazzling bohemia.
Jun 5, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(9)
Memento (2000)
Too. us killer, Confused.
Jun 15, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(9)
Black Hawk Down (2001)
Soldiering in Somalia sucks.
Jul 8, 2004
Scored 2/5
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(8)
Graduate, The (1967)
Benjamin 'crosses' Robinsons.
May 19, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(8)
Kinsey (2004)
Sexpert samples for science.
Jul 17, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(8)
Pretty Woman (1990)
Julia's Happy Hooker.
May 24, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(8)
Wiz, The (1978)
Jacko wishes for brain.
Dec 6, 2004
Scored 2/5
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(8)
Chicken Run (2000)
Cock has no lift.
Apr 1, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(8)
Longest Yard, The (2005)
Prisoners make penal passes.
Jun 3, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(8)
Woodstock '99 (1999)
Woodstock sans peace, love.
Dec 12, 2004
Scored 2/5
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(8)
28 Days Later (2002)
Zombies outRAGEous.
Jun 18, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(8)
Birth (2004)
Nicole takes child groom.
Jun 1, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(8)
Children Of The Corn (1984)
Corny, yet satanic, children.
Jul 16, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(8)
Chocolate Sperm (2001)
Makes Swallowing Palatable.
Oct 31, 2005
Unscored
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(8)
Alice In Wonderland (1951)
Disney glamourizes hookah pipes.
Dec 12, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(7)
Brokeback Mountain (2005)
Cuddling Cowpokes.
Dec 29, 2005
Scored 6/5
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(7)
Flightplan (2005)
Foster Contacts Plane Panic.
Oct 31, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(7)
Psycho (1998)
Heche NOT the psycho!
May 27, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(7)
Troy (2004)
Pitt penetrates Trojan.
Jun 25, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(7)
Big Fish (2003)
Finney fish fables.
Jul 7, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(7)
Breakfast Club, The (1985)
Ringwald applies lipstick creatively!
Mar 23, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(7)
John Wayne Bobbitt Uncut (1994)
Torn Tallywhacker Transcends!
Jun 30, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(7)
Legally Blonde 2: Red, White & Blonde (2003)
Intern Barbie.
Sep 8, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(7)
Vacuums (2003)
Chase movie LITERALLY sucks.
Sep 30, 2004
Unscored
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(7)
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