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Reviews by 'Cusser'
Current status of
Movie buff
with a total of
65
reviews published to date.
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Pitch Black (2000)
Religious kids get eaten.
Sep 24, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Hannibal (2001)
Brain beats airline food.
Sep 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)
Evil Yoda stalks imps.
Jan 16, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Passion Of The Christ, The (2004)
Jesus falls over. Repeatedly.
Apr 13, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(3)
Reign Of Fire (2002)
Axe versus dragon!!!... oops.
Sep 1, 2002
Scored 2/5
Vote
(3)
School Of Rock, The (2003)
Black steals children, rocks.
Jun 28, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Constantine (2005)
Keanu flips off Satan.
Apr 3, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Day After Tomorrow, The (2004)
Wolves survive holocaust. Stupid.
Jan 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Die Hard 2: Die Harder (1990)
Lighter versus aviation fuel.
May 16, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Freddy vs. Jason (2003)
Jason folds teenager backwards.
Dec 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Independence Day (1996)
Jewish technician plays chess.
May 30, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Matrix Revolutions, The (2003)
Neo dies. Sun rises.
Apr 13, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)
Homosexual robots prevent crushing.
Jan 16, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Worm attempts eating Falcon.
Sep 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Terminator 3: Rise Of The Machines (2003)
Arnie Control + Alt + Deletes.
Sep 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Terminator, The (1984)
Robot assassin's hopes crushed.
Sep 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Armageddon (1998)
Rock dies hard.
Jan 13, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Blade Runner (1982)
Epic clone bashing masterpiece.
Jan 16, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Bourne Supremacy, The (2004)
Amnesiac attacked again.
Sep 20, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Chronicles Of Riddick, The (2004)
Diesel-fuelled hostile takeover.
Oct 2, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Cool Runnings (1993)
Jamaican stoners get cold.
Jan 16, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Dawn Of The Dead (1978)
Bikers get shot, eaten.
Jun 28, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Die Hard (1988)
Germans lose to vest.
Jan 16, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Garfield: The Movie (2004)
Cat eats, jokes. Repeat.
Sep 18, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
GoldenEye (1995)
Sean bean dies twice!
Jan 16, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Groundhog Day (1993)
Murray rewinds reality.
Jun 28, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom (1984)
Jones fights on rollercoaster.
May 16, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Jason X (2001)
Masked psychopath- in space.
Oct 2, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Last Samurai, The (2003)
Sword vs. gatling = oops.
Jun 28, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Matrix, The (1999)
Agent swallows Reeves... explodes.
Jan 16, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Minority Report (2002)
Cruise changes future, eyes.
Sep 18, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Net, The (1995)
Virus steals pointless identity.
Sep 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Raiders Of The Lost Ark (1981)
Arc not that lost.
Jan 16, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Red Dragon (2002)
Reporter gets hot seated.
Sep 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Rock, The (1996)
Connery returns to jail.
Jun 28, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)
Darth Vader before puberty.
Jan 16, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Star Wars: Episode VI - Return Of The Jedi (1983)
OAP throws lightning, dies.
Jan 16, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
Arnie steals clothes. Again.
Dec 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Tomorrow Never Dies (1997)
News faggot fixes future.
Jan 16, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Troy (2004)
Bean rides wooden horse.
Jun 28, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Truman Show, The (1998)
Truman ruins own show.
Sep 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
William Shakespeare's Romeo + Juliet (1996)
Drugs, guns, crappy English.
Jan 16, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
XXx (2002)
Cigarette attracts missile- stupid.
Sep 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Crippled Masters (1982)
Banjo Kazooie + kung fu.
Jun 13, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
Die Another Day (2002)
Bond temporarily becomes hobo.
Jan 16, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Gone In Sixty Seconds (2000)
GTA: The Film.
Jun 28, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade (1989)
Whip-weilding Jew steals cup.
Sep 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Kiss Of The Dragon (2001)
Kills police, saves hooker.
May 30, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Lock Stock And Two Smoking Barrels (1998)
Clueless northerner gets axed.
Jun 28, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, The (2001)
Sean Bean flips out!
Nov 5, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Imp fights invisible yoda.
Jun 28, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Manhunter (1986)
'Red Dragon' but old.
Sep 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Matrix Reloaded, The (2003)
Reeves vs. robots = coma.
Dec 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Men In Black (1997)
Agents drive disguised batmobile.
Jun 28, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Ninja: The Final Duel (1986)
Flying spider boats. Yes!
Jun 13, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
Rollerball (2002)
Fighting on wheels... crap.
Jul 2, 2002
Scored 1/5
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Scorpion King, The (2002)
Rock's back becomes quiver.
Apr 16, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Silence Of The Lambs, The (1991)
Cannibal outwits everyone, escapes.
May 16, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Star Wars: Episode II - Attack Of The Clones (2002)
Green imp flips out.
May 30, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Starship Troopers (1997)
Guns, giant insects, comedy.
Sep 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Swordfish (2001)
Nerd funds terrorist bigot.
May 30, 2002
Scored 4/5
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Total Recall (1990)
Mars memories maybe make-believe.
Sep 20, 2004
Scored 5/5
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True Lies (1994)
Arnie terrifies car salesman.
Jan 16, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Village, The (2004)
Blind bride batters buffoon.
Sep 13, 2004
Scored 3/5
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World Is Not Enough, The (1999)
Bald terrorist drowns sailors.
Jan 16, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
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