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Reviews by 'Cusser'
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Movie buff
with a total of
65
reviews published to date.
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XXx (2002)
Cigarette attracts missile- stupid.
Sep 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
World Is Not Enough, The (1999)
Bald terrorist drowns sailors.
Jan 16, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
William Shakespeare's Romeo + Juliet (1996)
Drugs, guns, crappy English.
Jan 16, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Village, The (2004)
Blind bride batters buffoon.
Sep 13, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
Truman Show, The (1998)
Truman ruins own show.
Sep 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
True Lies (1994)
Arnie terrifies car salesman.
Jan 16, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Troy (2004)
Bean rides wooden horse.
Jun 28, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Total Recall (1990)
Mars memories maybe make-believe.
Sep 20, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
Tomorrow Never Dies (1997)
News faggot fixes future.
Jan 16, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Terminator, The (1984)
Robot assassin's hopes crushed.
Sep 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Terminator 3: Rise Of The Machines (2003)
Arnie Control + Alt + Deletes.
Sep 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
Arnie steals clothes. Again.
Dec 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Swordfish (2001)
Nerd funds terrorist bigot.
May 30, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
Starship Troopers (1997)
Guns, giant insects, comedy.
Sep 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Star Wars: Episode VI - Return Of The Jedi (1983)
OAP throws lightning, dies.
Jan 16, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Worm attempts eating Falcon.
Sep 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)
Homosexual robots prevent crushing.
Jan 16, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Star Wars: Episode II - Attack Of The Clones (2002)
Green imp flips out.
May 30, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)
Darth Vader before puberty.
Jan 16, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Silence Of The Lambs, The (1991)
Cannibal outwits everyone, escapes.
May 16, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Scorpion King, The (2002)
Rock's back becomes quiver.
Apr 16, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
School Of Rock, The (2003)
Black steals children, rocks.
Jun 28, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Rollerball (2002)
Fighting on wheels... crap.
Jul 2, 2002
Scored 1/5
Vote
Rock, The (1996)
Connery returns to jail.
Jun 28, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Reign Of Fire (2002)
Axe versus dragon!!!... oops.
Sep 1, 2002
Scored 2/5
Vote
(3)
Red Dragon (2002)
Reporter gets hot seated.
Sep 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Raiders Of The Lost Ark (1981)
Arc not that lost.
Jan 16, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Pitch Black (2000)
Religious kids get eaten.
Sep 24, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Passion Of The Christ, The (2004)
Jesus falls over. Repeatedly.
Apr 13, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(3)
Ninja: The Final Duel (1986)
Flying spider boats. Yes!
Jun 13, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
Net, The (1995)
Virus steals pointless identity.
Sep 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Minority Report (2002)
Cruise changes future, eyes.
Sep 18, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Men In Black (1997)
Agents drive disguised batmobile.
Jun 28, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
Matrix, The (1999)
Agent swallows Reeves... explodes.
Jan 16, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Matrix Revolutions, The (2003)
Neo dies. Sun rises.
Apr 13, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Matrix Reloaded, The (2003)
Reeves vs. robots = coma.
Dec 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Manhunter (1986)
'Red Dragon' but old.
Sep 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)
Evil Yoda stalks imps.
Jan 16, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Imp fights invisible yoda.
Jun 28, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, The (2001)
Sean Bean flips out!
Nov 5, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
Lock Stock And Two Smoking Barrels (1998)
Clueless northerner gets axed.
Jun 28, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
Last Samurai, The (2003)
Sword vs. gatling = oops.
Jun 28, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Kiss Of The Dragon (2001)
Kills police, saves hooker.
May 30, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
Jason X (2001)
Masked psychopath- in space.
Oct 2, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom (1984)
Jones fights on rollercoaster.
May 16, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade (1989)
Whip-weilding Jew steals cup.
Sep 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Independence Day (1996)
Jewish technician plays chess.
May 30, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Hannibal (2001)
Brain beats airline food.
Sep 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Groundhog Day (1993)
Murray rewinds reality.
Jun 28, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Gone In Sixty Seconds (2000)
GTA: The Film.
Jun 28, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
GoldenEye (1995)
Sean bean dies twice!
Jan 16, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Garfield: The Movie (2004)
Cat eats, jokes. Repeat.
Sep 18, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Freddy vs. Jason (2003)
Jason folds teenager backwards.
Dec 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Die Hard 2: Die Harder (1990)
Lighter versus aviation fuel.
May 16, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Die Hard (1988)
Germans lose to vest.
Jan 16, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Die Another Day (2002)
Bond temporarily becomes hobo.
Jan 16, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Day After Tomorrow, The (2004)
Wolves survive holocaust. Stupid.
Jan 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Dawn Of The Dead (1978)
Bikers get shot, eaten.
Jun 28, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Crippled Masters (1982)
Banjo Kazooie + kung fu.
Jun 13, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
Cool Runnings (1993)
Jamaican stoners get cold.
Jan 16, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Constantine (2005)
Keanu flips off Satan.
Apr 3, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Chronicles Of Riddick, The (2004)
Diesel-fuelled hostile takeover.
Oct 2, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Bourne Supremacy, The (2004)
Amnesiac attacked again.
Sep 20, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Blade Runner (1982)
Epic clone bashing masterpiece.
Jan 16, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Armageddon (1998)
Rock dies hard.
Jan 13, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
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