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Reviews by 'mucklady'
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with a total of
238
reviews published to date.
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Chicken Run (2000)
Coop coup.
Jul 7, 2004
Unscored
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(28)
Spider-Man 2 (2004)
Spideuxman.
Jun 28, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(20)
Minority Report (2002)
Majority report: 'it's crap'.
Jan 21, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(15)
Much Ado About Nothing (1993)
Dude, I'm Shakespearean! Woe.
Nov 16, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(13)
Corpse Bride (2005)
L'amort.
Sep 9, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(12)
Karate Kid, The (1984)
Miyagi gains white slave.
Jan 12, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(11)
Insomnia (2002)
Who-ah killed those girls?
Jul 8, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(10)
Jaws (1975)
Fighting Nemo.
Jul 7, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(10)
Terminator, The (1984)
Governator- not pro-life.
Jan 20, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(10)
Mean Girls (2004)
Heather we go again...
Jul 6, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(9)
Passion Of The Christ, The (2004)
Christ, this is violent!
Mar 20, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(9)
Seabiscuit (2003)
Glue Factory trip postponed.
Nov 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(8)
King Arthur (2004)
Knight needs Knightley... nightly.
Jul 11, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Leon (1994)
Cleaner leaves bloody mess.
Apr 17, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(7)
Passion Of The Christ, The (2004)
The Bloody of Christ.
Mar 14, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(7)
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Empire REALLY strikes back.
Jul 12, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Troy (2004)
Greek erection annihilates Trojans.
Jun 28, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Fahrenheit 9/11 (2004)
Moore heat on Bush.
Jun 28, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Kurt & Courtney (1998)
Suicide. Blondes.
Sep 18, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(6)
Matrix, The (1999)
'Little Buddha' + 'Johnny Mnemonic'.
Nov 16, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(6)
Psycho (1960)
Leighve. DO NOT SHOWER!
Apr 17, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(6)
Super Size Me (2004)
Want cholesterol with that?
Jul 6, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(6)
A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001)
Speilberg shits on Kubrick.
Jul 3, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(5)
Matrix Reloaded, The (2003)
Zion celebrates Spring Break.
Dec 31, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(5)
Shakespeare In Love (1998)
Cross-dressing Romeo loves Willy.
Jan 20, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(5)
Station Agent, The (2003)
Oompa Loompa enjoys trainspotting.
Mar 7, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
Chicken Run (2000)
Eggscape!
Jul 7, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Dazed And Confused (1993)
Matthew McConaughey. Tight Pants.
Nov 18, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Devil's Advocate, The (1997)
Pacino's the devil? Whoa.
Nov 16, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(4)
Dr. T And The Women (2000)
Richard checks womens' Gere.
Aug 21, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Harold And Maude (1971)
Maude is no MILF.
Jan 22, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(4)
Ned Kelly (1970)
Ned Kelly gives satisfaction.
Apr 18, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Pretty Woman (1990)
Julia- world's favourite whore.
Nov 29, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Showgirls (1995)
Berkeley ends own career.
Apr 18, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Strangers On A Train (1951)
Inspiration for 'Throw Momma...'
Nov 16, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Terminator 3: Rise Of The Machines (2003)
Governator manhandles supermodel.
Jan 20, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Willow (1988)
Oompa Loompas save baby.
Nov 18, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Charlie And The Chocolate Factory (2005)
A Wonka I'd bonka.
Oct 22, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Cinderella Man (2005)
Boxing Russell channels self.
Jul 19, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Corpse Bride (2005)
Dead and loving it.
Sep 9, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Cruel Intentions 3 (2004)
Cruelest intention- ANOTHER SEQUEL??!!
Aug 19, 2004
Scored 0/5
Vote
(3)
Donnie Brasco (1997)
Who-ah vouched for Brasco?
Aug 12, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Hidalgo (2004)
Aragorn: King of Middle-East.
Apr 13, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
In The Cut (2003)
Murder, malevolence, masturbation... Meg?
Nov 27, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle Of Life (2003)
Second breast adventure film.
Apr 18, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Love Actually (2003)
President Billy Bob? Classic!
Jan 5, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Mystery Men (1999)
Pee-wee pulls something else.
Nov 16, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Once Upon A Time In Mexico (2003)
Careful. Depp's armed...
Sep 7, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Point Break (1991)
Ass shot identifies ex-President.
Jan 21, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(3)
Punisher, The (2004)
Punisher? Punishing. To watch.
Aug 5, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Sid And Nancy (1986)
Oldman gets Vicious.
Mar 21, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Spider-Man 3 (2007)
Church condemns Spiderman.
Oct 27, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Swingers (1996)
Heartbreak. Bunny. Bear. Money!
Nov 18, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Trigger Happy (1996)
Vic's sick. Mick's slick.
Nov 30, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
13 Going On 30 (2004)
'Big' chick flick.
Sep 4, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Kubrik's A.I. pre-Speilberg.
Jun 13, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
8 Mile (2002)
Little rapper that could.
Jan 12, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
American Pie (1999)
Boy sodomises Pie.
Jan 12, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Bridget Jones's Diary (2001)
Bunny outfit, v. impressive.
Jan 12, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Bring It On (2000)
Cheerleaders + Advanced Chemistry...? RIGHT!
Jan 12, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Cook The Thief His Wife & Her Lover, The (1989)
Blow-job on a plate.
Jan 12, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Cruel Intentions (1999)
Buffy + Pacey = Horny, gay.
Nov 16, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2004)
Deuxce Bigalow.
Sep 25, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Elf (2003)
Ferrell elf's no Legolas.
Nov 18, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas (1998)
Death Valley = bat country.
Sep 24, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Gangs Of New York (2002)
Bloody Americans. Bloody Irish.
Aug 21, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban (2004)
Oldman a villain? Riddickulus!
Jul 6, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Hot Chick, The (2002)
Deuce Bigalow as cheerleader.
Jan 22, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Japanese Story (2003)
Desert. Dessert. Destiny... Destroyed.
Nov 18, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Japanese Story (2003)
Sun. Shag. Swim. Sayonara.
Nov 18, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Jesus Christ Superstar (1973)
'Hair' but with Jesus.
Jul 8, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Kindergarten Cop (1990)
Ah-nold's headache, possible too-mah.
Jan 22, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Legally Blonde (2001)
Barbie, Ken legally seperate.
Nov 16, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Lolita (1997)
Jeremy Irons's pedophile flick.
Nov 18, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(2)
Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome (1985)
Tina dictates city, limits.
Jul 18, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Meet The Fockers (2004)
Big-nosed mother Focker.
Sep 18, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Proof (1991)
Agent Smith's blind obsession.
Nov 29, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Quick And The Dead, The (1995)
Crowe enters Hollywood, gunfight.
Nov 18, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Reality Bites (1994)
Stoners enjoy My Sharona.
Jan 21, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Reckless Kelly (1993)
Ned Kelly myth wRECKed.
Feb 27, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Return To Oz (1985)
Not in Kansas... again.
Sep 23, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Runaway Bride (1999)
Julia, Keifer. The Film.
Jan 21, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(2)
Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed (2004)
Another case of Scooby-Don't.
Mar 25, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(2)
Secretary (2002)
Spader, Gyllenhaal- spanktacular!
Nov 18, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Shine (1996)
Rush enters Hollywood. Shines.
Jan 20, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Showgirls (1995)
Berkeley really tries. Really.
Apr 18, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Shrek 2 (2004)
Royals face public Shrektacle.
Jul 3, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Shrek 2 (2004)
Another Shrektacular film!
Jul 3, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)
Portman plastic, no Professional.
Nov 16, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Terminal, The (2004)
Hanks: Lost, needs Translator.
Sep 21, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
To Wong Foo, Thanks For Everything, Julie Newmar (1995)
Thanks for nothing, Swayze.
Nov 29, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(2)
Tomb Raider (2001)
Breast Adventure film EVER!
Mar 11, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Tootsie (1982)
Hoffman does Drama, Queen.
Jan 11, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(2)
Totally Nude Aerobics (2000)
Black Eyes, Jumping Jacks.
Aug 30, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Toy Story 2 (1999)
Barbie- one hot toy.
Jan 11, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
War Of The Roses, The (1989)
Divorce- the WWE way.
Jan 12, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Woman On Top (2000)
Sexually needy bitch cooks.
Jan 22, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(2)
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)
'Crying Game' but funny.
Aug 20, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Almost Famous (2000)
Kate Hudson becomes famous.
Dec 31, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Babe (1995)
Pre-cooked bacon herds sheep.
Nov 29, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
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