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Movie obsessed bookseller, actress.
Reviews by 'risingstar1919'
Current status of
Movie mogul
with a total of
474
reviews published to date.
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Princess Bride, The (1987)
Twue wuv conquers aww.
Oct 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(25)
Babe (1995)
Ewe pig.
Nov 19, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(22)
Twister (1996)
Tornado makes milkshake.
Dec 8, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(21)
Frequency (2000)
Men CAN communicate!
Nov 25, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(16)
X-Men (2000)
Paquin is knock-out kisser.
Nov 22, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(16)
Aladdin (1992)
A-lad-in trouble.
Nov 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(15)
Raiders Of The Lost Ark (1981)
Le Ark de Triumph.
Feb 12, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(12)
Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs (1937)
Dwarfs find giant tease.
Nov 14, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(11)
Kramer Vs. Kramer (1979)
I bet Kramer loses.
Oct 29, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(10)
Lord Of The Rings, The (1978)
J.R.R. pre CGI.
Dec 8, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(10)
Cocktail (1988)
Cock chases tail.
Dec 4, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(8)
Contender, The (2000)
Allen finds probing uncomfortable.
Nov 12, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(8)
Picnic At Hanging Rock (1975)
Creepy mystery. Very Weir-d.
Dec 3, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(8)
Save The Last Dance (2001)
'Swan Lake', yo.
Dec 5, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(8)
Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home (1986)
Whales in the wessel.
Nov 10, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(8)
Twister (1996)
Cow blown over moon.
Nov 13, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(8)
William Shakespeare's Romeo + Juliet (1996)
Leo plays with Willy.
Nov 10, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(8)
Shakespeare In Love (1998)
Shakespeare Fiennes his muse.
Oct 31, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(7)
Star Trek: First Contact (1996)
That'll do, Borg.
Nov 11, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(7)
Starship Troopers (1997)
Space REALLY bugs people.
Nov 9, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(7)
Dogma (1999)
Catholics almost destroy existence.
Mar 29, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(6)
Identity (2003)
Schizo commits multiple suicides.
Nov 2, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(6)
Last Temptation Of Christ, The (1988)
Jesus gets nailed.
Nov 13, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(6)
Lost World: Jurassic Park, The (1997)
Dinos learn, people don't.
Oct 29, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(6)
Secret Of NIMH, The (1982)
It's moving day. Rats!
Nov 11, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(6)
Usual Suspects, The (1995)
Devil's exsistence Verbal-ly confirmed.
Nov 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(6)
Armageddon (1998)
The meteor is ticking.
Oct 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(5)
Fools Rush In (1997)
Small bladder sparks romance.
Dec 11, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(5)
Good Year, A (2006)
Days of Vines, Crowes'.
Oct 8, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Hoodwinked! (2005)
Usual Fairy Tale Suspects.
Aug 11, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(5)
Muppets Take Manhattan (1984)
'A Frog Is Born'.
Nov 14, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Next Best Thing, The (2000)
From beer to maternity.
Nov 4, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(5)
One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest (1975)
Sane man made mad.
Oct 18, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(5)
Raiders Of The Lost Ark (1981)
Nazi propelled by Ford.
Nov 2, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Sixth Sense, The (1999)
Willis has acceptance issues.
Nov 12, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(5)
Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Khan (1982)
Kirk can, Khan can't.
Nov 13, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(5)
Big Chill, The (1983)
Costner kicks off reunion.
Nov 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Braveheart (1995)
Aussie frees Scotland.
Oct 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Complete Works Of William Shakespeare (Abridged), The (2000)
1/12 Night.
Aug 5, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Court Jester, The (1955)
Kaye saves royal behind.
Nov 29, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(4)
E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial (1982)
Kid peddles REALLY hard.
Nov 19, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Happy Gilmore (1996)
Happy, golf lucky.
Aug 27, 2006
Scored 2/5
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(4)
Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom (1984)
Indy has heart-warming experience.
Oct 29, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Inside Man (2006)
The Walls Have Clive.
Aug 31, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Saruman drowned in editing.
Dec 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(4)
My Big Fat Greek Wedding (2002)
Greek geek gets guy.
Nov 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Rudy (1993)
Walk-on gets carried off.
Nov 14, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Signs (2002)
Aliens go in circles.
Dec 3, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Star Trek: Insurrection (1998)
Abraham stretched thin.
Nov 13, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Swiss Family Robinson (1960)
Best tree-house ever!
Dec 8, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Thomas Crown Affair, The (1968)
McQueen wears Crown well.
Nov 15, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(4)
White Men Can't Jump (1992)
Woody can't get up.
Dec 4, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(4)
All The President's Men (1976)
Deep Throat fucks Nixon.
Nov 25, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Barefoot In The Park (1967)
Redford not Fonda flat.
Nov 11, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Breast Men (1997)
Mounds out of molehills.
Nov 14, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Bring It On (2000)
Boys watch pom-poms shake.
Nov 12, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Chasing Amy (1997)
Deep dicking fucks friendship.
Nov 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
D2: The Mighty Ducks (1994)
Iceland's 15 min fame.
Nov 10, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Devil's Advocate, The (1997)
Southern accent from Hell!
Oct 30, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Ghost (1990)
Swayze doesn't follow light.
Oct 30, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Good Year, A (2006)
Maximus makes merlot.
Oct 8, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Lion King, The (1994)
Darth Vader has pride.
Oct 29, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Aragorn says 'King Me!'
Dec 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Noises Off... (1992)
Doors, sex and sardines!
Oct 21, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Rocketeer, The (1991)
Cliff finds cheap air-fare.
Dec 4, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Shawshank Redemption, The (1994)
Bible sets Robbins free.
Nov 14, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Sinbad: Legend Of The Seven Seas (2003)
Sin-Brad goes Greek.
Dec 3, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Snowman, The (1982)
Nature melts boy's friend.
Nov 12, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
This Is Spinal Tap (1984)
Stonehenge has performance anxiety.
Nov 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Tigerland (2000)
Colin and his Privates.
Oct 29, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
White Squall (1996)
School sleeps with fishies.
Nov 14, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
American Beauty (1999)
Spacey says 'I RULE!'.
Feb 13, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Attack Of The 60 Foot Centerfold (1995)
Fe fi fo ho.
Nov 3, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(2)
Austin Powers In Goldmember (2002)
Expensive dick, cheap jokes.
Nov 12, 2003
Scored 0/5
Vote
(2)
Big Easy, The (1987)
Quaid does some Barkin!
Dec 2, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Casino (1995)
Bosses want De Niro.
Nov 4, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Cat In The Hat, The (2003)
Myers maims magical masterpiece.
Dec 8, 2003
Scored 0/5
Vote
(2)
Cat's Meow, The (2001)
Hearst's heart hurts.
Aug 7, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Catch Me If You Can (2002)
Leo not a Lutheran.
Nov 14, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Complete Works Of William Shakespeare (Abridged), The (2000)
Bard on a budget.
Aug 5, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Days Of Thunder (1990)
Cruise goes in circles.
Nov 10, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Giant (1956)
James Dean says goodbye.
Nov 7, 2003
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Glengarry Glen Ross (1992)
Ageing agent seeks acclaim.
Nov 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Gods Must Be Crazy, The (1980)
Coke ruins Classic lifestyle.
Oct 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Godspell (1973)
The Bible on pot.
Nov 6, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Goodbye Girl, The (1977)
Dreyfuss's Richard slightly queer.
Nov 23, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Gosford Park (2001)
Back-stabbing upstairs, screwing downstairs.
Nov 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Hobbit, The (1977)
Bilbo bobs in barrel.
Dec 8, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Hours, The (2002)
Moore tired of baking.
Nov 12, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade (1989)
Indy remembers last Knight.
Oct 29, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Joe Versus The Volcano (1990)
Hank and burning love.
Aug 31, 2006
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Journey Of Natty Gann, The (1985)
Natty needs Daddy.
Dec 8, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Lady Vanishes, The (1938)
Lockwood, Redgrave very Whitty.
Nov 11, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen, The (2003)
Classic characters scripted badly.
Nov 2, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Life Is Beautiful (1997)
Ignorance of evil = happiness.
Nov 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Little Mermaid, The (1989)
Crabby guy preaches romance.
Nov 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Live Nude Shakespeare (1997)
Midsummer Night's Nudists.
Aug 11, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Live Nude Shakespeare (1997)
Midsummer Night's Balls.
Aug 11, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)
Forest fights deforestation.
Nov 2, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Love Actually (2003)
Hugh Grant gets down.
Nov 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
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