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Reviews by 'risingstar1919'
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with a total of
474
reviews published to date.
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Pan's Labyrinth (2006)
Fantastical fascist fairy tale.
Mar 17, 2007
Unscored
Vote
Hostile Hostages (1994)
Group therapy for Christmas.
Jan 27, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Good Year, A (2006)
Maximus makes merlot.
Oct 8, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Good Year, A (2006)
Days of Vines, Crowes'.
Oct 8, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(5)
X-Men: The Last Stand (2006)
Normality injection? NonXistent.
Sep 1, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
X-Men: The Last Stand (2006)
End of the X.
Sep 1, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Weird Science (1985)
Digital romance's Scientific begining.
Aug 31, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
To Catch A Thief (1955)
Crimes Cary-ed off Grace-fully.
Aug 31, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
Suspicion (1941)
Suspicions Cary trust away.
Aug 31, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Sideways (2004)
Paul feeling merlot.
Aug 31, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
Shrek (2001)
Bridge ogre troubled lava.
Aug 31, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
She Loves Me (1978)
Rathbone says 'Try me'.
Aug 31, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
Saved! (2004)
Religious Zealot Valley High.
Aug 31, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Return Of The King, The (1980)
LOTR's Return, kiddie style.
Aug 31, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Pelican Brief, The (1993)
Brief's history of crime.
Aug 31, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Ocean's Thirteen (2007)
Clooney's lucky 13?
Aug 31, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Must Love Dogs (2005)
Diane's dream date = Dad?
Aug 31, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Must Love Dogs (2005)
Plummer turns player.
Aug 31, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Joe Versus The Volcano (1990)
Hank and burning love.
Aug 31, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Inside Man (2006)
The Walls Have Clive.
Aug 31, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Inside Man (2006)
Harmless heist --> War Crimes.
Aug 31, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
In The Good Old Summertime (1949)
Garland's 'Corner' in Dreamland.
Aug 31, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
I, Robot (2004)
VIKI's logic is undeniable.
Aug 31, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Hotel Rwanda (2004)
Nuns, orphans left behind.
Aug 31, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
Hotel Rwanda (2004)
West abandoned Africa, again.
Aug 31, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
Cinderella Man (2005)
Russell wins milk money.
Aug 30, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Chamber, The (1996)
Hackman's got gas.
Aug 30, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Bridget Jones: The Edge Of Reason (2004)
Bridget on river Thai.
Aug 30, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
AntiTrust (2001)
Nerd gets NURVy.
Aug 30, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Mulan (1998)
Mulan saves Chinese fortune.
Aug 28, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
Happy Gilmore (1996)
Happy, golf lucky.
Aug 27, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(4)
Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (2006)
Davey's men, seafood buffet.
Aug 26, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (2006)
Norrington's got a heart.
Aug 26, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Starship Troopers (1997)
Space, the infested frontier.
Aug 13, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
Hercules (1997)
Woods on (eternal) fire!
Aug 12, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
Sahara (2005)
Dirk's desert: Golden Cruz.
Aug 12, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Mortal Kombat (1995)
Outworld Cage match.
Aug 11, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
Live Nude Shakespeare (1997)
Midsummer Night's Balls.
Aug 11, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Live Nude Shakespeare (1997)
Midsummer Night's Nudists.
Aug 11, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Hoodwinked! (2005)
Usual Fairy Tale Suspects.
Aug 11, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(5)
Cat's Meow, The (2001)
Hearst's heart hurts.
Aug 7, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Hercules (1997)
Disneyology takes Herculean victim.
Aug 7, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
Complete Works Of William Shakespeare (Abridged), The (2000)
Bard on a budget.
Aug 5, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Complete Works Of William Shakespeare (Abridged), The (2000)
To Reed or not.
Aug 5, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Complete Works Of William Shakespeare (Abridged), The (2000)
1/12 Night.
Aug 5, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Complete Works Of William Shakespeare (Abridged), The (2000)
Three men, and Willy.
Aug 5, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Complete Works Of William Shakespeare (Abridged), The (2000)
Long on the Bard.
Aug 5, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
Shrek 2 (2004)
King actually croaks.
Aug 5, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Click (2006)
Sandler skips Wonderful Life.
Aug 4, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
Ocean's Twelve (2004)
Twelve cons 'a stealing...
Aug 3, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
James And The Giant Peach (1996)
Peach infested.
Aug 3, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Failure To Launch (2006)
Tripp falls in love.
Aug 3, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Innerspace (1987)
Quaid shorts out Short.
Jul 31, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
In Love And War (1996)
Hemingway nurses nurse fetish.
Jul 31, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Rescuers Down Under, The (1990)
Disney, Down Under.
Jul 31, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Mating Habits Of The Earthbound Human, The (1999)
Mating Evolution.
Jul 29, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
Brothers Grimm, The (2005)
Napoleonic future looking Grimm.
Jul 28, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
Brazil (1985)
Bureaucracy beleaguers benevolent biped.
Jul 28, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Braindead (1992)
Malevolent mother's ear-ry condition.
Jul 28, 2006
Scored 0/5
Vote
Manos: The Hands Of Fate (1966)
Idle hand, Devils work.
Jul 28, 2006
Scored 0/5
Vote
Constant Gardener, The (2005)
Weisz Fiennes uncovers truth.
Jul 27, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Uprising (2001)
War saw heroic Uprising.
Jul 27, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Yanks (1979)
Importance of being English.
Jul 27, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
Memento (2000)
Pearce is post-it note.
Jul 27, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
The Darth is Rising.
Jul 25, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Dogma (1999)
Catholics almost destroy existence.
Mar 29, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(6)
American Beauty (1999)
Spacey says 'I RULE!'.
Feb 13, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Ever After (1998)
Smart Cinderella stands out.
Feb 13, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Treasure Planet (2002)
Stevenson, but slightly spacey.
Feb 13, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Houseboat (1958)
Singing housekeeper snags Grant.
Feb 13, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
Raiders Of The Lost Ark (1981)
Le Ark de Triumph.
Feb 12, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(12)
M*A*S*H: Goodbye, Farewell And Amen (1983)
Unending rotation finally ends.
Jan 17, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Courage Under Fire (1996)
Political scrambling memorializes Meg.
Jan 12, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
Fools Rush In (1997)
Small bladder sparks romance.
Dec 11, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(5)
Broadcast News (1987)
Drunken Brooks multitasks.
Dec 9, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Gentleman's Agreement (1947)
Peck does Jewish expose.
Dec 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Gentleman's Agreement (1947)
Reporter researches anti-Semitism.
Dec 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Aragorn says 'King Me!'
Dec 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Saruman drowned in editing.
Dec 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Swiss Family Robinson (1960)
Best tree-house ever!
Dec 8, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Twister (1996)
Tornado makes milkshake.
Dec 8, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(21)
Cat In The Hat, The (2003)
Myers maims magical masterpiece.
Dec 8, 2003
Scored 0/5
Vote
(2)
Hobbit, The (1977)
Bilbo bobs in barrel.
Dec 8, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Lord Of The Rings, The (1978)
J.R.R. pre CGI.
Dec 8, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(10)
Master And Commander: The Far Side Of The World (2003)
Bettany operates independantly.
Dec 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Journey Of Natty Gann, The (1985)
Natty loves Harry, Wolf.
Dec 8, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Journey Of Natty Gann, The (1985)
Natty needs Daddy.
Dec 8, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Shining Through (1992)
Douglas can't speak German.
Dec 7, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Road To Wellville, The (1994)
Dr. Kellog's suppository solution.
Dec 6, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Rookie Of The Year (1993)
Middle-school drop-out plays ball.
Dec 6, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
Save The Last Dance (2001)
'Swan Lake', yo.
Dec 5, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(8)
Cocktail (1988)
Cock chases tail.
Dec 4, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(8)
Rocketeer, The (1991)
Cliff finds cheap air-fare.
Dec 4, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Waiting To Exhale (1995)
Wife torches cheater's crap.
Dec 4, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
White Men Can't Jump (1992)
Woody can't get up.
Dec 4, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(4)
Go (1999)
Holmes high on life.
Dec 3, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Parent Trap, The (1961)
Mills causes double trouble.
Dec 3, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Parent Trap, The (1998)
Picture unites torn family.
Dec 3, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Picnic At Hanging Rock (1975)
Creepy mystery. Very Weir-d.
Dec 3, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(8)
Signs (2002)
Aliens go in circles.
Dec 3, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(4)
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