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Reviews by 'FilmBuffoon'
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with a total of
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E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial (1982)
Kids offer stranger candy.
Aug 12, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(13)
Armageddon (1998)
Pain in the asteroid.
Aug 23, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(7)
Terminator, The (1984)
First drive-thru police station.
Aug 22, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(7)
Pirates Of The Caribbean: The Curse Of The Black Pearl (2003)
Dead men tell tales.
Aug 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Fight Club (1999)
Live and let lye.
Aug 12, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(4)
54 (1998)
Drugs, death and disco.
Aug 22, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(3)
American Beauty (1999)
Spacey diversifies, dies anyway.
Aug 15, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Life Of David Gale, The (2003)
Sex, execution and videotape.
Aug 15, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Matrix Reloaded, The (2003)
Send in the clones.
Aug 20, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Raiders Of The Lost Ark (1981)
Indy, lady, hat survive.
Aug 12, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Sixth Sense, The (1999)
Shrink's time is up.
Aug 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(3)
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Apes, humans, computer, fetus.
Aug 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
8 Heads In A Duffel Bag (1997)
Barbershop octet perturbs Pesci.
Aug 15, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Analyse This (1999)
DeNiro shoots pillow, cries.
Aug 15, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Antz (1998)
Ants and their antics.
Aug 16, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(2)
Bruce Almighty (2003)
Jim ain't no Jehovah.
Aug 15, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Con Air (1997)
'Cyrus the Virus' eradicated.
Aug 11, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Gangs Of New York (2002)
New York takes bloodbath.
Aug 15, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Lost World: Jurassic Park, The (1997)
Lost World, lost audience.
Aug 12, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Signs (2002)
Christian church field day.
Aug 10, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
Good 'Twin' defeats T1000.
Aug 23, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Terminator 3: Rise Of The Machines (2003)
Technology meets PMS.
Aug 23, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001)
World destroyed, robot remains.
Aug 13, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
About Schmidt (2002)
Ndugu endures Schmidt's schmaltz.
Aug 13, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Addams Family Values (1993)
Nanny becomes amateur electrician.
Aug 13, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Am�lie (2001)
Montmartre maiden meddles, mingles.
Aug 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
American Pie (1999)
Mr. Biggs caught unzipped.
Aug 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
AntiTrust (2001)
Forlani false, Ryan rebels.
Aug 15, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999)
Evil knocks up Frau.
Aug 16, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Being John Malkovich (1999)
Strange oriface yields Malkovich.
Aug 12, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Braveheart (1995)
Wallace's head finds freedom.
Aug 11, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Cable Guy, The (1996)
Channel surfer Carrey flips.
Aug 11, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Chicago (2002)
Sirens in the slammer.
Aug 15, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Count Of Monte Cristo, The (2002)
Guy Pearce-s his enemies.
Aug 15, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Crocodile Hunter: Collision Course, The (2002)
Irwin irks more animals.
Aug 16, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Death Becomes Her (1992)
One big undead catfight.
Aug 23, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Far From Heaven (2002)
Moore fears, Dennis queer.
Aug 15, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Hollywood Ending (2002)
Woody flick lacks vision.
Aug 15, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Hours, The (2002)
Ed Harris goes splat.
Aug 15, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade (1989)
Joneses, hat, umbrella survive.
Aug 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Insomnia (2002)
Al wants some Z's.
Aug 15, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Mary Reilly (1996)
Roberts ducks, Malkovich gooses.
Aug 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Pallbearer, The (1996)
Schwimmer in hot water.
Aug 15, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Shining, The (1980)
Olive Oyl saves day.
Aug 12, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Shrek (2001)
Lithgow can't measure up.
Aug 23, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Incest, Oedipus and Empire.
Aug 12, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
True Lies (1994)
Jamie beats up Arnie.
Aug 17, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
28 Days (2000)
Bullock hugs the porcelain.
Aug 15, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Adaptation. (2002)
Streep trigger-happy, Cage unhappy.
Aug 12, 2003
Scored 2/5
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America's Sweethearts (2001)
Dog licks Crystal's kibbles.
Aug 16, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Austin Powers In Goldmember (2002)
Villain produces golden bauble.
Aug 15, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery (1997)
Myers takes interminable piss.
Aug 16, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Catch Me If You Can (2002)
Leo's Ripley forges ahead.
Aug 11, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Fisher King, The (1991)
Life explained by clouds.
Aug 23, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Fugitive, The (1993)
Fugitive vs. the handicapped.
Aug 16, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Matchmaker, The (1997)
Garofalo loves crappy singer.
Aug 16, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Royal Tenenbaums, The (2001)
Hackman hoodwinks angelic Huston.
Aug 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Stuart Little (1999)
Lane, Fox don whiskers.
Aug 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Titanic (1997)
Winslet whines, Dicaprio declines.
Aug 11, 2003
Scored 3/5
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