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XXx (2002)
FXXXing sXXX.
Jul 6, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(92)
Top Gun (1986)
Cruise's goose is cooked.
Jul 9, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(21)
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)
$100000000 effects. $10 dialogue.
Jul 13, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(13)
Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)
Gandalf joins KKK.
Jul 12, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(11)
Deer Hunter, The (1978)
Walken cures ear-wax build-up.
Jul 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(9)
Black Hawk Down (2001)
Two is just careless.
Jul 7, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(8)
Once Upon A Time In The West (1968)
Creak. Drip. Bzzzz. Bang!
Jul 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(8)
Catch Me If You Can (2002)
Hanks can and does.
Jul 9, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(7)
Die Hard 2: Die Harder (1990)
Hundreds dead. Merry Christmas!
Jul 10, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(6)
Field Of Dreams (1989)
Pitch a wonderful life.
Jul 12, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(6)
Jaws: The Revenge (1987)
Shit with a fin.
Jul 7, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(6)
Miracle Mile (1988)
Goose is cooked.
Jul 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(6)
Exorcist II: The Heretic (1977)
Devil obviously needed money.
Jul 13, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(5)
Four Weddings And A Funeral (1994)
Dead homosexual ruins party.
Jul 10, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(5)
Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, The (2001)
Slow elf esteem.
Jul 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Wicker Man, The (1973)
Virgin cop's burning passion.
Jul 12, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Bambi (1942)
Hunter provides for family.
Jul 7, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(4)
Batman Returns (1992)
Batman gets pussy-whipped.
Jul 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Boondock Saints, The (1999)
Irish squatters find hobby.
Jul 12, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Lake Placid (1999)
Croc of shit.
Jul 10, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(4)
Manhunter (1986)
Scotsman scarier than Welshman.
Jul 14, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Psycho (1960)
Thieving slut gets comeuppance.
Jul 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Son refuses parental support.
Jul 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Alien� (1992)
Rather extreme abortion method.
Jul 10, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Bridget Jones's Diary (2001)
Fat simpleton beds toff.
Jul 4, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(3)
Frailty (2001)
Paxton killed by axe-ident.
Jul 12, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Island Of Dr. Moreau, The (1996)
Kurtz opens wildlife park.
Jul 10, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(3)
Kids (1995)
Morally dubious paedophile wank-fest.
Jul 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Platoon (1986)
Elias rehearsal for Jesus.
Jul 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Pumpkinhead (1988)
Walking testicle wreaks revenge.
Jul 9, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Red Dragon (2002)
Hannibal younger- looks older.
Jul 14, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Speed 2: Cruise Control (1997)
Pity no script control...
Jul 6, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(3)
There's Something About Mary (1998)
Nice girl attracts sociopaths.
Jul 10, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Towering Inferno, The (1974)
Explosive tower. Dud script.
Jul 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(3)
American Beauty (1999)
Reborn dad dies happy.
Jul 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Barton Fink (1991)
Satan terrible at wallpapering.
Jul 11, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Batman And Robin (1997)
Monstrous turd in tights.
Jul 13, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(2)
Black Hawk Down (2001)
Helicopter + crash = ethnic cleansing.
Jul 7, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Blood Simple (1984)
Headlights. Shovel. Premature burial.
Jul 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Brotherhood Of The Wolf (2001)
Gallic kung-fu werewolf western.
Jul 12, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Dark Water (2002)
Incontinent ghost is adopted.
Jul 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Exorcist, The (1973)
Satan's bloody cross.
Jul 9, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Jaws (1975)
Unique specimen needlessly slaughtered.
Jul 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Night Of The Living Dead (1968)
Welsh population get munchies.
Jul 12, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Once Upon A Time In America (1984)
Elderly gangster gets trashed.
Jul 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Pat Garrett & Billy The Kid (1973)
Friendship destroys Wild West.
Jul 12, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Psycho (1998)
Hitchcock hits terminal velocity.
Jul 9, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(2)
Speed (1994)
LA traffic remarkably light.
Jul 12, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Alien (1979)
Gatecrasher stays for dinner.
Jul 11, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Aliens (1986)
Local wildlife defends itself.
Jul 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Armageddon (1998)
Bruce destroys 'The Rock'.
Jul 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Babe (1995)
Sunday roast herds mutton.
Jul 9, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Batman Forever (1995)
Franchise gone for Burton.
Jul 13, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Battle Royale (2000)
Rather extreme corporal punishment.
Jul 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Chopper (2000)
Fat Hulk damages hearing.
Jul 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Die Hard (1988)
Skyscraper gets Christmas makeover.
Jul 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Donnie Darko (2001)
Schoolboy's selflessness frees paedophile.
Jul 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Englishman Who Went Up A Hill But Came Down A Mountain, The (1995)
Fitzgerald climbs Hugh's erection.
Jul 13, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Evil Dead II (1987)
Trapdoor + eyeball + mouth = comedy.
Jul 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Exorcist III, The (1990)
Patton/ Satan showdown.
Jul 12, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Freeway (1996)
Mutilated Sutherland. Suicidal Shields.
Jul 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Grumpy Old Men (1993)
Rum and bitter Lemmon.
Jul 14, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Henry: Portrait Of A Serial Killer (1986)
Rooker + friend = Hookers' end.
Jul 14, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Honest (2000)
Saints' fuck-awful acting masterclass.
Jul 5, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(1)
In The Line Of Fire (1993)
Balloons disturb Dity Harry.
Jul 12, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Innocent Blood (1992)
Vigilante vampire fucks cop.
Jul 13, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Killer, The (1989)
Monks unfortunately not bulletproof.
Jul 14, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Monsters, Inc. (2001)
Rug, bogey fight corruption.
Jul 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Next Best Thing, The (2000)
Fag-hag steals child.
Jul 7, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Pledge, The (2001)
Sick cop uses jailbait.
Jul 12, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Pulp Fiction (1994)
Timepiece from a ringpiece.
Jul 14, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Reservoir Dogs (1992)
Kubrick's 'Killing'. Daylight robbery.
Jul 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Rules Of Attraction, The (2002)
Dawson shits, wipes, looks.
Jul 10, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Shallow Grave (1994)
Greedy Scottish cunts die.
Jul 9, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Shawshank Redemption, The (1994)
Convicted killer escapes prison.
Jul 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Swept Away (2002)
Ritchie finally found out.
Jul 14, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(1)
They Live (1988)
Sunglasses expose humanity's ugliness.
Jul 6, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Tin Cup (1996)
Costner holes Russo.
Jul 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Watership Down (1978)
Vermin murder each other.
Jul 9, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Wild Bunch, The (1969)
Old bastards destroy army.
Jul 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
X-Men (2000)
Holocaust survivor denied justice.
Jul 14, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
You've Got Mail (1998)
Computer obsessed bookworms interact.
Jul 5, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Computer against human evolution.
Jul 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Alien: Resurrection (1997)
Dr. Moreau in space.
Jul 10, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Antz (1998)
'Battleship Potemkin' with bugs.
Jul 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Arsenic And Old Lace (1944)
Octogenarian murder begets insanity.
Jul 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Basic Instinct (1992)
D-icepick-able murder. And tits.
Jul 4, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Batman (1989)
Joker trumped by Jack.
Jul 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Batman Returns (1992)
Dignity returns. Catwoman burns?
Jul 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Battlefield Earth: A Saga Of The Year 3000 (2000)
Travolta career suicide masterpiece.
Jul 12, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Biggie And Tupac (2002)
Broomfield's Tu B.I.G. balls.
Jul 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Cocoon (1985)
Guttenberg humps alien honey.
Jul 12, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Dancer In The Dark (2000)
Blind Icelandic fantasist executed.
Jul 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Deliverance (1972)
Hillbilly suffers shitty end.
Jul 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Eight Legged Freaks (2002)
Spiders slaughter. Trailer trashed.
Jul 9, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Hulk (2003)
Bana's split personality.
Jul 11, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Indecent Proposal (1993)
Geriatric fucks Bruce's ex-wife.
Jul 13, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Into The Night (1985)
Goldblum discovers Pfeiffer's jewels.
Jul 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Jackie Brown (1997)
DeNiro shoots blabbermouth girlfriend.
Jul 13, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Jaws 2 (1978)
Undisciplined kids get chomped.
Jul 9, 2003
Scored 2/5
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