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Tori (4712)
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I don't get it....
Reviews by 'Tori'
Current status of
Movie deity (Bronze)
with a total of
4712
reviews published to date.
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Hidalgo (2004)
Lord Of The Reins.
Aug 24, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(57)
Children Of The Corn (1984)
It shucked.
Feb 17, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(52)
Spider-Man 3 (2007)
Vill'n Grace.
Jul 18, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(48)
Planet Of The Apes (2001)
The Ape Lincoln memorial?
Jul 21, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(47)
Rain Man (1988)
Isn't Cruise the idiot?
Jul 14, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(43)
Fugitive, The (1993)
A farewell to armless.
May 29, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(41)
Meet The Fockers (2004)
We meet Mother Focker.
Jun 2, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(38)
Glitter (2001)
'Glitter' is NOT gold.
Jun 10, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(35)
Garfield: The Movie (2004)
Murray has Odie-puss complex.
Jul 20, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(34)
Truman Show, The (1998)
Carrey thinks inside box.
May 22, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(33)
Zoolander (2001)
Model Focker.
Jun 2, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(32)
Armageddon (1998)
License To Drill.
Apr 16, 2004
Scored 6/5
Vote
(31)
Braveheart (1995)
Fairy, King of Scots.
Dec 9, 2003
Scored 6/5
Vote
(31)
Fly, The (1986)
Geena: a bug's wife.
Jan 8, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(31)
From Justin To Kelly (2003)
From idols to idiots.
Jun 30, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(31)
Runaway Bride (1999)
Julia in second Gere.
Dec 23, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(31)
Superman (1978)
'S' isn't for equeStrian.
Oct 19, 2003
Unscored
Vote
(30)
You, Me And Dupree (2006)
Dupree's a crowd.
Mar 6, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(30)
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)
Darth later.
Mar 21, 2008
Scored 4/5
Vote
(29)
What Ever Happened To Baby Jane? (1962)
Bette Davis lies.
Feb 7, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(29)
Men In Black II (2002)
Tommy Lee goes postal!
Jul 29, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(28)
Rock, The (1996)
Alcatraz broken into.
Feb 17, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(28)
Better Off Dead... (1985)
Just PAY the paperboy!
Sep 13, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(27)
Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights (2004)
Before Baby was Dirty.
Mar 15, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(27)
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Finger biting, bad hobbit.
Jan 4, 2004
Scored 6/5
Vote
(27)
Minority Report (2002)
No crime, do time.
Aug 2, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(27)
Spice World (1997)
Spice girls lose flavor.
May 22, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(27)
First Wives Club, The (1996)
Ex ex ex.
Apr 5, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(26)
Aladdin (1992)
Aladdin hits the bottle.
Oct 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(25)
Bucket List, The (2007)
Freeman, Nicholson: chemo sobbies.
Jan 5, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(25)
Field Of Dreams (1989)
Angels in the Cornfield.
Apr 14, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(25)
She's All That (1999)
Prinze makes a Prinzess.
Dec 8, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(25)
American Beauty (1999)
Dad drools, denies, dies.
Aug 2, 2003
Scored 0/5
Vote
(24)
Count Of Monte Cristo, The (2002)
Revenge not Counted on.
May 22, 2004
Scored 6/5
Vote
(24)
Honey, I Blew Up The Kid (1992)
Terrible twos. Big time.
Sep 11, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(24)
Queen Of The Damned, The (2002)
Gangs: crypts vs bloods.
May 22, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(24)
Erin Brockovich (2000)
Push-up bra wins Oscar.
Aug 12, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(23)
Evita (1996)
Madonna acts, we cry.
Aug 29, 2003
Unscored
Vote
(23)
Our House: A Very Real Documentary About Kids Of Gay & Lesbian Parents (2000)
My two Dads.
Dec 27, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(23)
Seven Brides For Seven Brothers (1954)
Seven broads, seven brooders.
Nov 18, 2003
Scored 6/5
Vote
(23)
Bewitched (2005)
Nicole twitches and bewitches.
May 7, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(22)
Cujo (1983)
'Beethoven' gone bad.
Aug 5, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(22)
Hobbit, The (1977)
Bilbo, ring round one.
Jun 11, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(22)
Parent Trap, The (1961)
Separated twins conjoin parents.
Dec 29, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(22)
12:01 PM (1990)
Groundhog Hour.
Apr 24, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(21)
Crash (2004)
Stealin' cars? Dat's Ludacris!
Apr 5, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(21)
Execution Of Mary Stuart, The (1895)
Stuart whittle(d).
Jul 18, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(21)
Fly, The (1958)
Pretty white; fly guy.
Jul 14, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(21)
Memento (2000)
Guy pearced all over.
Jan 4, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(21)
Riding In Cars With Boys (2001)
Drew knocked, gets up.
Jan 6, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(21)
Tenacious D In The Pick Of Destiny (2006)
Fool of rock.
Dec 18, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(21)
Alamo, The (2004)
Death and Texas.
Jan 5, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(20)
Chicago (2002)
Stars in stripes.
Mar 13, 2008
Scored 4/5
Vote
(20)
Legally Blonde 2: Red, White & Blonde (2003)
Congress goes into Reese-ess.
Jul 18, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(20)
Peter Pan (1953)
Neverland before the innuendos.
Jan 2, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(20)
Spider-Man 2 (2004)
Spidey's fly loses zip.
Dec 7, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(20)
Batman Fights Dracula (1967)
Bat vs. Bite.
Jan 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(19)
Gigli (2003)
Object of JLo's afflecktion.
May 21, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(19)
Look Who's Talking Too (1990)
Roseanne at her smallest.
Jun 18, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(19)
Meet The Fockers (2004)
Streisand: huge mother Focker.
Dec 31, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(19)
Michael (1996)
Does scientology HAVE angels?
Jan 21, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(19)
Spider-Man 3 (2007)
Saving Miss Stacy.
May 9, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(19)
13 Going On 30 (2004)
Garner makes it 'Big'.
Apr 24, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(18)
Alien (1979)
Really bad stomach bug!
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(18)
Batman And Robin (1997)
Arnie freezes franchise.
Sep 9, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(18)
Bourne Identity, The (2002)
Bourne loses born identity.
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(18)
Mannequin (1987)
Sex And The Dummy.
Feb 27, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(18)
Mary Poppins (1964)
Poppins, penguins, perfection, puke.
Aug 2, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(18)
Mr. & Mrs. Smith (2005)
Jolie makes Pitt stop.
Jan 6, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(18)
Mr. & Mrs. Smith (2005)
Pitt 'takes out' wife.
Jun 13, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(18)
Osmosis Jones (2001)
Disgusting body of animation.
Feb 11, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(18)
Spider-Man 2 (2004)
Ock: armed and dangerous.
Dec 7, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(18)
Spider-Man 3 (2007)
Spidey versus quick Sand.
May 7, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(18)
Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988)
Bunny bags beautiful bimbo.
Oct 11, 2003
Unscored
Vote
(18)
William Shakespeare's Romeo + Juliet (1996)
Shakespeare is packin' heat.
Aug 2, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(18)
2 Fast 2 Furious (2003)
Fast cars need Diesel.
Jun 10, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(17)
About Schmidt (2002)
Unthinkable 'Molly Brown' scene.
Oct 4, 2003
Unscored
Vote
(17)
Cutting Pork (1901)
Sawing hogs.
Jul 6, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(17)
Finding Nemo (2003)
Nemo keeps anenomes close.
Mar 31, 2008
Scored 5/5
Vote
(17)
Guess Who (2005)
Ebony, Ivory, no harmony.
Mar 22, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(17)
Jurassic Park (1993)
Hatching dinosaurs? BAD idea.
Dec 8, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(17)
Mommie Dearest (1981)
Abused daughter has hang-ups.
Nov 18, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(17)
Return To Never Land (2002)
Pan sequel doesn't fly.
May 23, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(17)
Titanic (1997)
Lifeboat calculations concern Winslet.
Apr 30, 2007
Scored 6/5
Vote
(17)
Titanic (1997)
Winslet's wiles win wanderer.
May 1, 2007
Scored 6/5
Vote
(17)
Candy (1968)
Sex and Candy, yeah.
Jun 3, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(16)
Ennis' Gift (2000)
Mentudocery.
Jan 27, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(16)
Girl, Interrupted (1999)
'CHECKS!' And imbalances.
Aug 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(16)
Gone With The Wind (1939)
Debutante wears ugly curtains.
Jul 29, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(16)
Ice Age (2002)
Scrat loses his nuts.
Jul 21, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(16)
One Hour Photo (2002)
Williams 'frames' cheating husband.
Apr 28, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(16)
Pallbearer, The (1996)
Schwimmer tries Hershey kisses.
Feb 28, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(16)
Very Brady Sequel, A (1996)
A very BrADy sequel.
Dec 11, 2003
Unscored
Vote
(16)
Witches Of Eastwick, The (1987)
Nicholson sleeps with witches.
Nov 28, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(16)
Addams Family, The (1991)
Creepy Wednesday, every day.
Apr 18, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(15)
Birds, The (1963)
Birds continue to Carrion.
Apr 4, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(15)
Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, The (2001)
What's with Agent Elf?
Jul 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(15)
My Own Private Idaho (1991)
Reeves rides the River.
May 27, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(15)
Reservoir Dogs (1992)
Colorful cons remade red.
May 8, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(15)
Roman Holiday (1953)
Princess pecks Peck.
Apr 4, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(15)
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