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Reviews by 'eva kant'
Current status of
Movie mogul
with a total of
255
reviews published to date.
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Run Lola Run (1998)
Redhead runs ass off.
Apr 30, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(10)
Matrix, The (1999)
Spoon does not exist.
May 19, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(8)
Bowling For Columbine (2002)
Fatso explains US violence.
Jul 29, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(7)
Deep Throat (1972)
Plot sucks, Linda also.
May 28, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(6)
Speed (1994)
Women can actually drive.
Mar 27, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(6)
Pretty Woman (1990)
Whore learns table manners.
Apr 10, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(5)
Rocky Horror Picture Show, The (1975)
Meat Loaf gets sliced.
Apr 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Fifth Element, The (1997)
Taxi driver saves world.
Apr 7, 2004
Scored 2/5
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(3)
Ninth Gate, The (1999)
Read book, get slaughtered.
Apr 8, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Red Dragon (2002)
Sequel is actually prequel.
Apr 9, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(3)
Talented Mr. Ripley, The (1999)
Damon goes personality shopping.
Oct 4, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Basic Instinct (1992)
Sex, sex, murder, sex.
Apr 1, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(2)
Crow, The (1994)
Pale avenger celebrates Halloween.
May 28, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Disclosure (1994)
Refused Demi mobs colleague.
May 19, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(2)
Edward Scissorhands (1990)
Visionary, goth adult fairytale.
Mar 26, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Erin Brockovich (2000)
Julia's tits defeat pollution.
Apr 1, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Fight Club (1999)
Multiple personality disorder show.
Apr 3, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Gone In Sixty Seconds (2000)
Title tells viewers' reaction.
Apr 9, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(2)
Jaws (1975)
Shark is no vegetarian.
May 12, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
O Brother, Where Art Thou? (2000)
'Odyssey' in USA.
Apr 14, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Practical Magic (1998)
Beautiful witches drink, burp.
Apr 8, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(2)
Splash (1984)
Grimm's fable in NYC.
Apr 3, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
8 Mile (2002)
Trailer boy shows pride.
Jul 29, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
8MM (1999)
Thriller in snuff business.
Jun 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Altered States (1980)
Hurt bathes in LSD.
Jun 4, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
American Beauty (1999)
Cheerleader drives Spacey nuts.
Mar 27, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Angel Heart (1987)
Devil visits voodoo-land.
May 27, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Animal Farm (1954)
Real world in farm.
May 19, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Assassins (1995)
Banderas sweats awful lot.
May 21, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Astronaut's Wife, The (1999)
Boredom from outer space.
Mar 26, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Bad Girls (1994)
Flat western with babes.
May 28, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Barb Wire (1996)
Pulpy Laura Croft wannabe.
May 28, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Beautiful Mind, A (2001)
Maths drives people insane.
Mar 27, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Big Lebowski, The (1998)
Stoned bowler bad gopher.
Jun 19, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Blair Witch Project, The (1999)
Best marketed witch.
Mar 26, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Blow (2001)
Greatest drug entrepreneur, caught.
Apr 8, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Boxing Helena (1993)
Sick lover chops beauty.
Mar 26, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Braveheart (1995)
Mel sports long hair.
Mar 27, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Cape Fear (1991)
DeNiro shows huge tattoos.
Mar 27, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Cecil B DeMented (2000)
Melanie's sacrifice for art.
Apr 22, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
China Syndrome, The (1979)
Aerobic teacher goes nuke.
Apr 9, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Chocolat (2000)
Bigot village, chocolate icing.
Apr 30, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Cliffhanger (1993)
Rambo meets the Dolomites.
May 19, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Clockers (1995)
Drug dealers' hard lives.
May 28, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Commitments, The (1991)
Irish sing pretty good.
May 28, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Copycat (1995)
Killer hunts agoraphobic doc.
Mar 31, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Dangerous Liaisons (1988)
French style love letters.
Jun 4, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Daredevil (2003)
Superhero in lawyer disguise.
Jun 18, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Dark City (1998)
Mind powers defeat evil.
Apr 3, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Dirty Dancing (1987)
Dance teacher screws pupil.
Apr 10, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Dogma (1999)
Angels attempt fooling God.
Apr 1, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Everything You Always Wanted To Know About Sex (1972)
Giant boob rolls downhill.
Mar 27, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Fargo (1996)
Pregnant detective in snow.
Apr 30, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)
Good movie 'til dusk.
Apr 24, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Full Monty, The (1997)
Englishmen strip for money.
Jul 29, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Ghostbusters (1984)
Michelin man in NYC.
May 12, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Gladiator (2000)
Russell plays family avenger.
Apr 8, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Green Card (1990)
Fake relationship turns real.
May 21, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Groundhog Day (1993)
Loop of the day.
Sep 24, 2004
Unscored
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(1)
Haine, La (1995)
French 'hood life. Massive.
May 26, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Heathers (1988)
Kids kill anyone disliked.
Apr 7, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Innerspace (1987)
Quaid cruises in jerk.
Apr 9, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Jackie Brown (1997)
Bridget smokes, fucks, dies.
Apr 2, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Kids (1995)
Brainless kids, useless film.
Apr 7, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Kiss The Girls (1997)
Kidnapped girl busts kidnapper.
Apr 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Lolita (1997)
Kid makes Iron(s) melt.
Apr 23, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Lucky Number Slevin (2006)
Kansas City shuffle explained.
May 29, 2007
Unscored
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(1)
Mary Poppins (1964)
Purse contains anything needed.
May 21, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Matrix, The (1999)
Kung-fu Neo stops bullets.
Mar 27, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Moulin Rouge! (2001)
Writer loves dying whore.
Dec 16, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Net, The (1995)
Nerdy Sandra gets screwed.
Mar 27, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Ocean's Eleven (2001)
Handsome men rob casino.
Apr 1, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Others, The (2001)
Dead's realization of death.
May 26, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
People Vs. Larry Flynt, The (1996)
People comdemn own perversions.
Apr 9, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Reservoir Dogs (1992)
Compelling plot, rainbow names.
Mar 31, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Salton Sea, The (2002)
D'Onofrio cooks brains, drugs.
Dec 31, 2004
Unscored
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(1)
Se7en (1995)
Disturbing, compelling, deadly sins.
Apr 2, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Shallow Hal (2001)
Love sees fatso slim.
May 23, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Shawshank Redemption, The (1994)
Patience rewarded with freedom.
Apr 1, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Short Cuts (1993)
Strange coincidences intertwine lives.
Mar 31, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Snatch (2000)
Complex plot, gipsy talk.
Apr 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Space Jam (1996)
Roger Rabbit in basketball.
Apr 17, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Starman (1984)
Prince Charming rides saucer.
Apr 14, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Striptease (1996)
Revolves around Demi's butt.
Mar 27, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Top Gun (1986)
Pilot shags blonde instructor.
Apr 7, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Trainspotting (1996)
Heroin addicts' convulse adventures.
Apr 30, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Unbreakable (2000)
Nasty hero needs hairdo.
Apr 17, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Virgin Suicides, The (1999)
Grounded sisters kill themselves.
Jun 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
You've Got Mail (1998)
Mushy love via email.
Apr 15, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Young Frankenstein (1974)
Great humor, shifting hump.
Apr 1, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
13th Warrior, The (1999)
Vikings accept Muslim.
Apr 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
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300 (2006)
Sparta vs. pierced villain.
Apr 4, 2007
Unscored
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About A Boy (2002)
Kid makes man manly.
Apr 23, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Adventures Of Priscilla, Queen Of The Desert, The (1994)
Love parade through desert.
Apr 23, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Amadeus (1984)
Genius tells genius story.
Mar 26, 2003
Scored 5/5
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American History X (1998)
Nasty Nazi grows wiser.
Mar 26, 2003
Scored 5/5
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American Psycho (2000)
Manslaughter flavored yuppie boredom.
Mar 26, 2003
Scored 2/5
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At First Sight (1999)
Blind masseur, useless surgery.
May 22, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery (1997)
60's spy digs gals.
May 27, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Babysitter, The (1995)
Does anything but babysitting.
May 28, 2003
Scored 2/5
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