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Reviews by 'george fourman'
Current status of
Movie fan
with a total of
41
reviews published to date.
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Alive (1993)
Chile beings con carnage.
Jun 17, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(12)
Green Mile, The (1999)
Cajun fries.
Jun 18, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(6)
Birds, The (1963)
Bunch of nasty peckers.
Jun 17, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(5)
Braveheart (1995)
Blue guy talks funny.
May 20, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Crocodile Dundee In Los Angeles (2001)
Cartoon Hogan, balloon Kozlowski.
May 19, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(4)
Erin Brockovich (2000)
Cheap whore rewrites history.
May 16, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(4)
Lawrence Of Arabia (1962)
Motorcycle 1, Shaw 0.
May 15, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Monster's Ball (2001)
Billy Bob boofoos Berry.
Jun 16, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(4)
Pretty Woman (1990)
Julia gets in Gere.
May 16, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(4)
Swept Away (2002)
Once hottie, now snotty.
May 20, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(4)
Treasure Of The Sierra Madre, The (1948)
Tequila mockingbird.
Jun 18, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Soylent Green (1973)
Ultimate liberal recycling scheme.
Jun 16, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(3)
American Gigolo (1980)
Gere blows perfect job.
May 20, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(2)
Apocalypse Now (1979)
Marlon Brando gives head.
Jun 18, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(2)
Europa Europa (1990)
Kid misinterprets Anti-Semitism concept.
Jun 6, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(2)
Lock Stock And Two Smoking Barrels (1998)
Incompetent thieves talk funny.
May 20, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(2)
Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, The (2001)
Liv talks in tongues.
May 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Pink Flamingos (1972)
Fat dude eats dogshit.
May 20, 2003
Unscored
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(2)
Roger And Me (1989)
Asshole chases CEO, hubris.
Jun 18, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(2)
Royal Tenenbaums, The (2001)
Gwyneth careless with digits.
Jun 20, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(2)
Wiz, The (1978)
When Michael was normal.
May 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
102 Dalmatians (2000)
Would've preferred the coat.
May 13, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Back To The Future Part II (1989)
Biff zips McFly.
Jun 6, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Back To The Future Part III (1990)
Doc schtupps Mary Steenbergen.
Jun 6, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Cage Aux Folles, La (1978)
French poofters beaucoup funny.
Jun 16, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Finding Nemo (2003)
Father finds flushed fish.
Jun 6, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(1)
How Green Was My Valley (1941)
Roddy as Welsh queer.
Jun 16, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(1)
I'm Gonna Git You Sucka (1988)
Exploiting exploiters is exploitative.
May 20, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Meet The Feebles (1989)
Feebles wobble, fall down.
May 20, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Messenger: The Story Of Joan Of Arc, The (1999)
Proves Frenchmen can't fight.
May 20, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Serial Mom (1994)
Kathleen: really a man?
Jun 13, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Stalingrad (1993)
Annoying kid hangs around.
May 20, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Twelve Monkeys (1995)
Fifteen, including the writers.
May 20, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Wild Thornberrys Movie, The (2002)
Child-like scribbles: vintage Sustarsic.
Mar 19, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Austin Powers In Goldmember (2002)
Dutch dude likes skin.
Jun 6, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999)
Mike Myers drinks shit.
May 20, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Back To The Future (1985)
Libyans miss fox, unfortunately.
May 20, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Batman And Robin (1997)
Nippled armor ON MEN?
Jun 16, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Christmas Carol: The Movie (2001)
Old man hallucinates, pontificates.
May 20, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Green Berets, The (1968)
John Wayne kills commies!
Jun 16, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Snatch (2000)
Pitt demonstrates acting inability.
Jun 6, 2003
Scored 1/5
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