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Reviews by 'steveo'
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Se7en (1995)
Gwyneth stops buying hats.
Feb 14, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(18)
Judge Dredd (1995)
Dredd-ful.
Feb 17, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(8)
Star Trek: Insurrection (1998)
Enterprise stuck in neutral.
Jun 25, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Luke needs a hand.
Feb 20, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(4)
There's Something About Mary (1998)
Diaz gels with Stiller.
Apr 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Weird Science (1985)
LeBrock: 1st computer babe.
Jun 23, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Big Trouble In Little China (1986)
Kurt destroys take-away.
Feb 9, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Dr. No (1962)
Ursula starts an institution.
Jun 25, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Hulk (2003)
Ferrigno, green with envy.
Jun 25, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Mallrats (1995)
Clerks 2 : Lets shop!
Jun 23, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Shallow Hal (2001)
Lightweight comedy, heavy subject.
Apr 11, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Witness (1985)
Ford falls for frau.
Feb 7, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Alien� (1992)
Ripley bungee jumps.
Jun 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Angel Heart (1987)
Devil likes boiled eggs.
Feb 17, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Cube (1997)
Paranoia in a box.
Feb 9, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Fifth Element, The (1997)
Fashion show in space.
Feb 19, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Hannibal (2001)
Bad food, nice fedora.
Feb 7, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Predator 2 (1990)
Alien takes L.A. vacation.
Jun 23, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Star Wars: Episode II - Attack Of The Clones (2002)
Lepricaun bounces off walls.
Jul 2, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Air Force One (1997)
Bad accents hijack plane.
Feb 11, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Alien (1979)
Savering alien spies Rpley.
Jun 23, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery (1997)
'Carry On...' for 90's.
Apr 16, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Blade Runner (1982)
Gripping Harrison, Hauer grinning.
Feb 7, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Casino (1995)
Midget shags stoned Stone.
Feb 9, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Color Of Money, The (1986)
Tom gives Mary stick.
Feb 7, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Con Air (1997)
Clever cons, con guards.
Feb 10, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Contact (1997)
Clever lady finds father.
Feb 14, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Dog Soldiers (2002)
Army 'put down' wolves.
Apr 23, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Groundhog Day (1993)
Infinitely wooing Andie MacDowell.
Feb 7, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Ishtar (1987)
Cash guzzling camel caper.
Apr 23, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Jackie Brown (1997)
Stewardess suckers 'Batman' cop.
Apr 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Man With Two Brains, The (1983)
Brain surgeon finds love.
Feb 14, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Manhunter (1986)
Big screen 'Miami Vice'.
Apr 16, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult (1994)
O.J. prepares defence case.
Jun 25, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Once Upon A Time In America (1984)
Wild east not west.
Jun 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Reservoir Dogs (1992)
Mr Pink sees red.
Apr 16, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Khan (1982)
Kirk's match, planet ego.
Feb 14, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Star Trek: Nemesis (2002)
Battle of the bald.
Apr 23, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Star Trek: The Motion Picture (1979)
Kirk has probe problem.
Apr 23, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Thing, The (1982)
Gore, beards and snow.
Feb 9, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Titanic (1997)
Big budget 'Love Boat'.
Feb 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Tremors (1990)
Worms hunger for Bacon.
Apr 23, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
�Three Amigos! (1986)
Funny trio best bandits.
Feb 9, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Abbott And Costello Meet The Mummy (1955)
Mummy out acts duo.
Jun 27, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Airplane! (1980)
War pilot saves day.
Feb 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Ali (2001)
Ali biopic. Smith: toothpick.
Feb 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Alien: Resurrection (1997)
Dourif outcreeps alien.
Jun 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Aliens (1986)
Ripley rages, Alien squeals.
Apr 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Austin Powers In Goldmember (2002)
Myers, limp 3rd time.
Jun 25, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Being John Malkovich (1999)
Redefines phrase head trip.
Feb 14, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Blade (1998)
Pointy teeth, pointy hair.
Feb 7, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Caddyshack (1980)
Gopher makes golfers growl.
Feb 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Capricorn One (1977)
Hollywood fake moon landing.
Feb 19, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Chasing Amy (1997)
Ben cures lesbian.
Jun 27, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Clerks. (1994)
Store guys play hockey.
Apr 23, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Dark Star (1974)
Surfing space bums.
Feb 14, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid (1982)
Classic noir, classic comedy.
Feb 9, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Deer Hunter, The (1978)
DeNiro dices with death.
Apr 23, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Donnie Darko (2001)
Easter bunny/ alternate universe.
Feb 14, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Dumb & Dumber (1994)
Deadly hamburger action.
Apr 23, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Fight Club (1999)
Weird punch-up flick.
Feb 9, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Gangs Of New York (2002)
Irish accents and moustaches.
Feb 14, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Grosse Pointe Blank (1997)
Hitman hits on Minnie.
Apr 11, 2003
Scored 3/5
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High Anxiety (1977)
Mel's take on 'cock.
Jun 26, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies!!?, The (1964)
Carnie zombies tackle tourists.
Jun 26, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade (1989)
Indy fights Daddy bond.
Apr 23, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom (1984)
Indy saves the kids!
Apr 23, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back (2001)
Drug fiends conquer Hollywood.
Feb 20, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Jerk, The (1979)
Stupid orphan makes good.
Feb 9, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Kingpin (1996)
Angel bowls everyone over.
Feb 7, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Leon (1994)
Reno milks the symphony.
Apr 11, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Me, Myself & Irene (2000)
Mental comedy.
May 23, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Men In Black (1997)
Will raps, aliens sleep.
Feb 7, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Nikita (1990)
Anne shoots and smoulders.
Apr 23, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Novocaine (2001)
Dentist gets chair treatment.
Jun 25, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Panic Room (2002)
Jodie entertains house guests.
Feb 14, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Pi (1998)
Genius attempts medical D.I.Y.
Feb 14, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Prince Of Space (1959)
Big nose attacks Japan.
Feb 11, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Pulp Fiction (1994)
Butch borrows chopper.
Feb 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Raiders Of The Lost Ark (1981)
Snakes and stubble.
Feb 7, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Red Dragon (2002)
Fed foils avid fan.
Apr 23, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Roxanne (1987)
Martin funny, nose funnier.
Feb 7, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Scream 2 (1997)
College killer cuts Campbell.
Feb 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Secret Of My Success, The (1987)
Fox- king of capitalisam.
Jun 25, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Silence Of The Lambs, The (1991)
Jumpy Jodie, hungry Hopkins.
Feb 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Space Cowboys (2000)
Retirement home space antics.
Feb 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Spider-Man (2002)
No Spidey tingles here.
Feb 9, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Star Trek III: The Search For Spock (1984)
Enterprise crew officially unstoppable.
Apr 23, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Star Trek V: The Final Frontier (1989)
Kirk finds God.
Feb 20, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)
Farm boy frags fortress.
Feb 7, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Star Wars: Episode VI - Return Of The Jedi (1983)
Galactic empire, easily conquered!!
Jun 23, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Starship Troopers (1997)
Tits in space.
Feb 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Suicide Kings (1997)
Mob Boss gets revenge.
Jun 27, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Supergirl (1984)
Gender-crossing franchise fails.
Jun 25, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Superman (1978)
Eye glasses, perfect disguise.
Jun 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
Future conner returns cyborg.
Apr 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
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The Jackal (1997)
Bruce with hair?!?
Apr 16, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Total Recall (1990)
Arnie mayhem in dreams.
Feb 7, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Truman Show, The (1998)
Carrey hammers message home.
Feb 17, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Unbreakable (2000)
Fragile villian outwits hero.
Jun 26, 2003
Scored 3/5
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