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Reviews by 'cerealandrubberbands'
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Great Cheese Robbery, The (1920)
Rob-brie.
Jun 15, 2005
Unscored
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(35)
Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986)
Bueller has no class.
Apr 13, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(26)
Pimpin' 101 (2002)
Prosti-tutor.
May 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(24)
Boogie Nights (1997)
XXX, Mark, G spot.
Apr 12, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(23)
Pet Sematary (1989)
Cat out of hell.
Apr 7, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(22)
Junior (1994)
Conan the Ovarian.
May 7, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(21)
Wadd: The Life And Times Of John C. Holmes (1998)
Penis only 5' under.
Jun 26, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(19)
Farm Family: In Search Of Gay Life In Rural America (2004)
Fruit harvesters.
Jun 18, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(18)
Complete Works Of William Shakespeare (Abridged), The (2000)
Plays in iambic triameter.
Jun 22, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(17)
Amputating A Leg (1902)
Director yells 'CUT!'.
Jun 2, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(16)
Meet The Fockers (2004)
Same focking jokes.
Apr 21, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(16)
Word Wars (2004)
This time, it's verbal.
May 9, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(16)
Egg Rolling At The White House (1902)
President rolls ova.
Jul 6, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(15)
Indecent Proposal (1993)
Show Demi the money!
Jun 24, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(15)
Johnny English (2003)
Bean there, Bond that.
Jun 30, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(15)
Legally Blonde (2001)
Justice is blonde.
Apr 16, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(15)
Monsturd (2003)
Revenge of the Shit.
May 9, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(15)
Santa Claus Conquers The Martians (1964)
Martians on 'Naughty' list.
May 5, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(15)
61* (2001)
Crystal, ball.
Jul 25, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(14)
Seven Days In May (1964)
What a week plot.
Jun 20, 2005
Unscored
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(14)
Ghost Train, The (1901)
Train-spriting.
Jun 15, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(13)
League Of Their Own, A (1992)
Truly a 'bush' league.
Apr 26, 2005
Unscored
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(13)
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Sith hits the fan.
May 9, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(13)
And The Band Played On (1993)
No Band, AIDS.
May 10, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(12)
Great Cheese Robbery, The (1920)
Rob 'em then Edam.
Jun 25, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(12)
Rocky II (1979)
Adrian, Apollo knocked up.
Jan 13, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(12)
Safe Sex: The Manual (1994)
Contraceptive directive.
Jun 23, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(12)
1 Night In Paris (2004)
Paris Hilton gets typecast.
Apr 12, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(11)
Angels In The Outfield (1994)
Holy closer, Tony Danza.
Apr 27, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(11)
Chicken Thief, The (1902)
Thief gets cocky.
May 11, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(11)
Kangaroo Jack (2003)
Roo Jack City.
Jun 18, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(11)
Naked Lawyers (1996)
D.A's with DD's.
May 7, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(11)
Our House: A Very Real Documentary About Kids Of Gay & Lesbian Parents (2000)
Who's your daddies?
Apr 26, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(11)
Planet Of The Apes (1968)
Shocked me; Dr. Zaius.
Apr 16, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(11)
Satan's Cheerleaders (1977)
Devil may cheer.
May 9, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(11)
XXx (2002)
Vin number: 007.
Dec 29, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(11)
Bridges Of Madison County, The (1995)
Bridge Covers Troubled Courters.
Aug 7, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(10)
Killer Tomatoes Eat France! (1991)
Ketchup makes French fry.
Jul 1, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(10)
Porn Star: The Legend Of Ron Jeremy (2001)
What a fat fuck!
Jul 5, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(10)
Rocky IV (1985)
Back in the U.S.S.Spar.
May 5, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(10)
Secretary (2002)
Boss hits back space.
Apr 28, 2005
Unscored
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(10)
Trick Elephant Bolivar, The Largest Elephant In The World, No. 1 (1903)
Pach-ing on the pounds.
Jan 13, 2006
Unscored
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(10)
Animal Farm (1954)
Pigs taking over? Orwell.
Apr 24, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(9)
Blind Spot. Hitler's Secretary (2002)
Mein Confidante.
Aug 8, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(9)
Erin Brockovich (2000)
Julia's Exhibit C (cup).
Aug 8, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(9)
High Fidelity (2000)
Top five Cusack film.
Apr 24, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(9)
Mary Poppins (1964)
The original Supernanny.
Jul 12, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(9)
Rambo III (1988)
Afghanistanian Stallion.
Jan 17, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(9)
Spider-Man (2002)
Dunst's nipples, Peter ejaculates.
Jul 5, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(9)
Starsky & Hutch (2004)
Hutch: That 70's Beau.
May 6, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(9)
When Harry Met Sally... (1989)
Meg orders O d'oeuvres.
Jun 25, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(9)
Wolves Of Wall Street (2002)
Dealer of the Pack.
Apr 27, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(9)
Beethoven's Hair (2005)
A very hairy pianist.
Jun 1, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Bikini Party Massacre (2002)
Beach Blanket Bloodbath.
Jun 19, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Black To The Future (1986)
Going Black in time.
Feb 21, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Chatterbox (1977)
Twat's that, you say?
Jul 25, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Confessions Of A Male Prostitute (1992)
White-stained collar job.
Jun 20, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Cyrano De Bergerac (1990)
Mr. Nose-it all.
Apr 16, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Eight Men Out (1988)
Shoeless becomes worthless.
Jul 28, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Electrocuting An Elephant (1903)
Ivory turns to ebony.
May 9, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Maximum Overdrive (1986)
It's a truckin' massacre!
Apr 15, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Nude Ice Skating (1998)
Ice box.
May 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Nudist Memories (1959)
T&Anks for the memories.
Apr 24, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Rocky III (1982)
Rocky gets T'd off.
May 30, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Shrek 2 (2004)
Dragon has half-assed babies.
Jun 25, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(8)
Bambi Meets Godzilla (1969)
Forest. Thump.
Apr 30, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(7)
Elephant's Toilet, The (1913)
The Elephant Man-ure.
Apr 30, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Gay For A Day (1976)
Queen for a day.
Apr 27, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Snatched To The Future (1991)
Travelling in the DeLesbian.
Feb 21, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(7)
This Is Spinal Tap (1984)
Best in Rock Show.
Apr 30, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Twelve Monkeys (1995)
Cheetah by the Dozen.
May 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Yellow Submarine (1968)
Yellow beats the Blues.
Apr 13, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(7)
8 Mile (2002)
Phifer proves Marshall matters.
May 6, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(6)
Deal Of The Century (1983)
Fare's well for Arms.
Jun 26, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Dictionary Of Sex (1964)
From Ass to Zoophilia.
Apr 24, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Envy (2004)
Black to the Pooper.
May 9, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(6)
My Best Friend's Wedding (1997)
'Runaway Bride' in reverse.
Apr 16, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(6)
Once Upon A Time In America (1984)
The Godrabbi.
Jun 20, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(6)
One Hour Photo (2002)
Sy-cho.
Apr 23, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(6)
Orgasm Raygun, The (1998)
Shooting a load.
Apr 25, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Pacific Heights (1990)
Keaton loses security deposit.
Aug 8, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Powaqqatsi (1988)
Reggio's on Powa trip.
Jun 26, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Raise The Titanic (1980)
Remember the Titan-ic.
May 26, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Super Size Me (2004)
Next comes the McBypass.
Apr 15, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Teenagers From Outer Space (1959)
Aliens conquer Earth, acne.
Jul 29, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Untouchables, The (1987)
Deniro should've paid dinero.
Jan 28, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(6)
Weird Science (1985)
Beauty is pixel deep.
May 6, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(6)
5,000 Fingers Of Dr. T., The (1953)
5000 fingers, 88 keys.
Jun 25, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Airplane! (1980)
Mother-Zucker of a flight.
Feb 28, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
Christmas With The Kranks (2004)
Tim the Yuleman.
Apr 27, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Day Of The Triffids, The (1962)
Vine eating the blind.
Aug 8, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Elvis Stories (1989)
Love Me (Chicken) Tender.
Jun 15, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Empire Of The Ants (1977)
Governing body is segmented.
May 12, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Escape From The Planet Of The Apes (1971)
The Ape Escape.
Apr 28, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(5)
Fluffer, The (2001)
This job really blows.
May 20, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Grumpier Old Men (1995)
Grumpier & Grumpierer.
May 9, 2005
Unscored
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(5)
Grumpy Old Men (1993)
Grumpy & Grumpier.
May 9, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Majestic, The (2001)
Carrey's first 'Eternal Sunshine'.
Jul 1, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Naked Football League (1997)
Quarterback ALWAYS in shotgun.
May 18, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Seven Samurai (1954)
Seven severely sever several.
May 31, 2005
Unscored
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(5)
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