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Reviews by 'cerealandrubberbands'
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with a total of
681
reviews published to date.
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'Tis The Season To Be Smurfy (1987)
Smurfy Claus is coming...
Feb 7, 2006
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(Blooper) Bunny! (1991)
Hare's some Looney bloopers.
Jul 1, 2005
Unscored
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1,001 Ways To Eat My Jizz, Part 3: Biscuits And Gravy Edition (2002)
Biscuits with jizzlet gravy.
Feb 3, 2006
Unscored
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101 Reykjav�k (2000)
Incestuous Icelandic impregnation incident.
Apr 27, 2005
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13 Going On 30 (2004)
Garner gets Big...boobs.
Feb 9, 2006
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25th Hour (2002)
Norton's final free day.
Aug 8, 2005
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4 Artists Paint 1 Tree: A Walt Disney 'Adventure In Art' (1964)
Trees drawn at rake.
May 10, 2005
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Acne (2003)
Rusty Nails causes Acne.
May 11, 2005
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Adventures Of Milo And Otis, The (1986)
Rain. Cat and dog.
May 13, 2005
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Alien� (1992)
Hairless Weaver alienated again.
Feb 18, 2006
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All Nude Summer (1998)
No school, no clothes.
May 7, 2005
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American Pie 2 (2001)
Stifler, Jim lock lips.
Feb 4, 2006
Scored 3/5
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American Tail, An (1986)
Mousekewitzes intensify NYC infestations.
Feb 16, 2006
Unscored
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Arrival Of A Train At La Ciotat (1896)
French Express.
May 26, 2005
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Arrival Of Humpty Dumpty (1903)
Humpty's broke, see yolk.
May 18, 2005
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Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery (1997)
Swedish pump saves day.
Mar 24, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Back To The Future (1985)
Fox, time flies.
Apr 28, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Backbeat (1994)
Bad brain Stu.
Feb 18, 2006
Unscored
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Bambi (1942)
Orphan befriends a Thumper.
Jan 16, 2006
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Barbershop, The (1894)
40 second shave, haircut.
May 19, 2005
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Barenaked In America (1999)
Musical Canadians go south.
Apr 5, 2005
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Barenaked In America (1999)
Rockumentary with the Ladies.
Apr 27, 2005
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Batman Forever (1995)
Iceman takes the Ace.
Feb 19, 2006
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Be Yourself! (1930)
Jerry plays the Field.
Jun 25, 2005
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Being Mick (2001)
Rockers under Mick's thumb.
Jul 1, 2005
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Ben-Hur (1959)
Charlton and chariots.
Jan 16, 2006
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Beneath The Planet Of The Apes (1970)
Bomb God destroys earth.
May 26, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Bicentennial Man (1999)
Roborant Robin's robust robot.
Jun 30, 2005
Unscored
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Blacksmith Scene (1893)
Making horseshoes with booze.
Jul 6, 2005
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Bloodsucking Killerclowns From Outer Space (1999)
Spaceship or clown car?
May 3, 2005
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Blue Movie (1969)
Louis, Viva fuck. Fin.
Feb 17, 2006
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Brain That Wouldn't Die, The (1962)
Girl causes brain damage.
Feb 19, 2006
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Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo (1984)
Electric Ice-T.
Feb 18, 2006
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Bull Durham (1988)
Crash gets Nuked.
Feb 16, 2006
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Cable Guy, The (1996)
Stiller's a Sweet guy.
Jul 15, 2005
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Cars That Ate Paris, The (1974)
Paris hosts demolition derby.
Feb 21, 2006
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Casey At The Bat (1899)
Cocky baseballer causes joylessness.
May 11, 2005
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Cat In The Hat, The (2003)
Myers' Cat falls flat.
Jun 15, 2005
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Catch-22 (1970)
Yossarian Catches the madness.
Feb 18, 2006
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Chapeaux � Transformations (1895)
Professional wears many hats.
May 27, 2005
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Charlotte's Web (1973)
Literate spider popularizes pig?
May 5, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Charlotte's Web 2: Wilbur's Great Adventure (2003)
Wilbur, A.C. (After Charlotte).
Jun 26, 2005
Unscored
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Chasing Amy (1997)
Adams: Lesbian, straight... bi?
Jul 11, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Chinese Laundry Scene (1895)
Hop Lee's laundering scheme.
Jul 14, 2005
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Cinderella Story, A (2004)
Hillarella.
Feb 18, 2006
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City Slickers (1991)
Crystal: City to Cowboy.
Feb 16, 2006
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Cleaning Pig's Feet (1901)
Scrubbing til they're pink.
May 19, 2005
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Clerks. (1994)
Veronica has blow addiction.
Apr 14, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Close My Eyes (1991)
Owen's incestuous incubus.
Jun 24, 2005
Unscored
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Clown Et Ses Chiens, Le (1892)
Clown and dogs animated.
Jul 15, 2005
Unscored
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Clue (1985)
Curry gets a Clue.
May 3, 2005
Scored 2/5
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Cock Fight, The (1894)
Cock's coop de main.
Jul 14, 2005
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Colin's Sleazy Friends Rocks (2002)
Rockers are never Malone.
May 26, 2005
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Color Of Money, The (1986)
Cruise becomes new Hustler.
Jul 28, 2005
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Confessions Of A Dangerous Mind (2002)
Rockwell does Barris well.
Feb 18, 2006
Unscored
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Cooking With Porn Stars (2002)
Pie ala ho.
May 19, 2005
Unscored
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Corner In Wheat, A (1909)
Dabbling in the Grain.
May 17, 2005
Unscored
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Deaf Mute Recitation (1901)
Signaling signer sings 'Spangled'.
Jul 6, 2005
Unscored
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Death Wish (1974)
From drawings to maulings.
Aug 6, 2005
Unscored
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Defending Your Life (1991)
Brooks life gets Bucked.
Aug 7, 2005
Unscored
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Demonstrating The Action Of The Brown Hoisting And Conveying Machine In Unloading A Schooner Of Iron Ore, And Loading The Material On The Cars (1900)
Machine lifting iron, training.
Jun 15, 2005
Unscored
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Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
Schneider's gig is gigolo.
Aug 8, 2005
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Dick (1999)
Hedaya's a tricky Dick.
Jul 12, 2005
Unscored
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Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (2004)
Vaughn's an Average Joe.
Feb 2, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
Dumb & Dumber (1994)
Daniels Dumb, Carrey Dumber.
Feb 20, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Duncan Or Devonald With Muslin Cloud (1891)
Duncan on another stratus.
May 26, 2005
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Duncan Or Devonald With Muslin Cloud (1891)
Duncan dodges stratus.
May 26, 2005
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Duncan Smoking (1891)
Duncan unfiltered.
May 26, 2005
Unscored
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E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial (1982)
ET heals plant, self.
Apr 15, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Eclipse: Courtship Of The Sun And Moon, The (1907)
Sexy eclipse excites astronomer.
Jul 6, 2005
Unscored
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Edison Employee Picnic (1894)
Edison treats his workers.
Jul 6, 2005
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Electra Glide In Blue (1973)
Blake in the desert.
Aug 7, 2005
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Elephant's Bath, The (1902)
Elephant gets Dove.
Jan 3, 2006
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Erotic Adventures Of Pinocchio, The (1971)
Geppetto pimps out Pinocchio.
Feb 13, 2006
Unscored
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Eskimo Gang Bang (1994)
Nanook inserts frozen Creamsicle.
Feb 3, 2006
Unscored
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�tre Et Avoir (2002)
French kids get schooled.
May 27, 2005
Unscored
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Face/Off (1997)
Johnolas Cagevolta.
Mar 6, 2006
Unscored
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Fahrenhype 9/11 (2004)
Moore gets Bush-whacked.
Apr 5, 2005
Unscored
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Fast, Cheap & Out Of Control (1997)
Errol's Odd Quartet.
Aug 6, 2005
Unscored
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Fencing (1892)
Edison film's personal touch-e.
Jul 21, 2005
Unscored
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Flirting With Disaster (1996)
Arquette's kid's a cracker.
Feb 18, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Flowers & Freckle Cream (2000)
Speckled freckle spackle tactic.
Feb 7, 2006
Unscored
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Fly II, The (1989)
Brundlefly's revenge.
Feb 20, 2006
Unscored
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Fly, The (1986)
Goldblum's bugging out.
Aug 8, 2005
Unscored
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For Love Of The Game (1999)
Costner's Untouchable...in baseball.
Feb 16, 2006
Unscored
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Forget Paris (1995)
Kareem tossed by midget.
Mar 24, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Forrest Gump (1994)
Gump runs through time.
May 6, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Forward (1901)
Four statues get modelled.
Jul 14, 2005
Unscored
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Frankenstein Meets The Wolf Man (1943)
Frankie and the Wolf.
Feb 14, 2006
Unscored
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Fred Ott Holding A Bird (1894)
Ott's hand = Bird's nest.
Aug 4, 2005
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From Puppets To Pixels: Digital Characters In Episode II (2002)
Oz uses his forte.
May 9, 2005
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Frosty The Snowman (1969)
'Snow secret, hat's magic!
Jun 16, 2005
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Game Of Death (1978)
Lee keeps down Lo.
Feb 21, 2006
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Game, The (1997)
Douglas plays cruelish game.
Feb 17, 2006
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Garfield: The Movie (2004)
Murray: furry. Fun: none.
Feb 11, 2006
Unscored
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Gentleman's Game, A (2001)
Sinise Fosters good sportsmanship.
Aug 6, 2005
Unscored
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George Of The Jungle (1997)
Fraser's no Weismueller.
Jun 16, 2005
Unscored
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Grease (1978)
Word's Grease, hair's greasy.
Apr 13, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Great Train Robbery, The (1903)
Broncho gets caboose kicked.
Jul 6, 2005
Unscored
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Gus (1976)
Up and Atoms.
Aug 10, 2005
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