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Reviews by 'cerealandrubberbands'
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681
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Zoolander (2001)
Stiller's a Balls Model.
Jul 6, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Zombie Vegetarians (2004)
Zombies attack plants.
Apr 28, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Zoltan, Hound Of Dracula (1978)
Transylvanian Shepard.
Jun 23, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Zodiac Killer, The (1971)
Terror in the Air-ies.
May 5, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Zodiac Killer, The (1971)
Bigger killer than Cancer.
May 5, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Zodiac Killer, The (1971)
S-corpse-io.
May 5, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Young Frankenstein (1974)
Wilder's excitement Boyles over.
Apr 27, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
You've Got Mail (1998)
E-mail bonding.
Apr 28, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
You Nazty Spy! (1940)
Moe Hit-Larry.
Jun 19, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Yellow Submarine (1968)
Yellow beats the Blues.
Apr 13, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Yankee Zulu (1993)
Friends are worlds apart-heid.
Jul 5, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
xXx: State Of The Union (2005)
From Diesel to Ice.
May 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(5)
XXx (2002)
Vin number: 007.
Dec 29, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(11)
Wrestling (1892)
Grappling with new technology.
May 27, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Wreck Of The Battleship 'Maine' (1898)
Battleship gets sinking feeling.
May 13, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Word Wars (2004)
This time, it's verbal.
May 9, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(16)
Woman Times Seven (1967)
Adultery for any situation.
Aug 6, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Wolves Of Wall Street (2002)
Dealer of the Pack.
Apr 27, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(9)
Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Floyd's 'Dark Side' inspiration.
Apr 12, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Winnie The Pooh: A Very Merry Pooh Year (2002)
Entering the Pooh millenium.
May 6, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Willie The Operatic Whale (1946)
Whale of a singer.
Aug 8, 2005
Unscored
Vote
William Shakespeare's Romeo + Juliet (1996)
Capulet pops a cap.
Jun 6, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Why The Cook Was Fired (1902)
Cook spoils the broth.
May 26, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Why Bridget Stopped Drinking (1901)
Bridget falls off wagon.
Jan 24, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Who's Got The Red Ear? (1898)
Find ear, then neck.
Jun 15, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
White Noise (2005)
Static livelier than Keaton.
Jan 11, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
White Hunter, Black Heart (1990)
Elephant tops Huston's priorities.
Aug 8, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
When Harry Met Sally... (1989)
Meg orders O d'oeuvres.
Jun 25, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(9)
What Women Want (2000)
Mel Hunts for truth.
Apr 23, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
What Price Hollywood? (1932)
Brown Derby, silver screen.
Jun 25, 2005
Unscored
Vote
What About Bob? (1991)
Psycho turns Dreyfuss psycho.
May 5, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Wham Bam Thank You Spaceman (1975)
U.F.Orgasm.
May 3, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Wendell Baker Story, The (2005)
Ex-con controls concierge corruption.
Feb 11, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Weird Science (1985)
Beauty is pixel deep.
May 6, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(6)
Wedding Singer, The (1998)
Sandler meets his Idol.
Apr 27, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Wedding Crashers (2005)
Vaughn's a bridesmaid swinger.
Jul 14, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
Wayne's World 2 (1993)
Garth gets pubes, laid.
Apr 14, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
Wayne's World (1992)
Myers re-popularizes Queen song.
Apr 13, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Waterboy, The (1998)
Watery Sandler 'acts' stupid.
Feb 17, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Washing Day In Switzerland (1896)
Swiss keep it clean.
Jan 4, 2006
Unscored
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War Room, The (1993)
Clinton pounds Bush.
Jun 25, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Wake Up, Ron Burgundy: The Lost Movie (2004)
Burgundy's other news story.
Feb 2, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
Wadd: The Life And Times Of John C. Holmes (1998)
Penis only 5' under.
Jun 26, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(19)
View From The Top (2003)
Stewardess waitress, madness, humourless.
Jun 15, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Vampyros Lesbos (1971)
Draculesbian.
Feb 10, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Vampire In Brooklyn (1995)
New York Fangers.
May 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Vampire Circus (1972)
Battiest show on earth.
Apr 28, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Untouchables, The (1987)
Deniro should've paid dinero.
Jan 28, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(6)
Unsuccessful Somersault (1894)
Flip done half-assed.
May 11, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Unsinkable Molly Brown, The (1964)
Everything but Molly sinks.
Feb 18, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Unprecedented: The 2000 Presidential Election (2002)
Floridumb-asses destroy Gore.
May 5, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Undercover Brother (2002)
Austin Black Powers.
May 5, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Uncle Buck (1989)
Buck bucks traditional parenting.
Apr 24, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Un Bon Bock (1892)
Reynaud goes drunk drawing.
Jul 21, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Ultraviolet (2006)
Milla, the Ultra-mate hero.
Feb 19, 2006
Unscored
Vote
U2: Rattle And Hum (1988)
Shake, Rattle, and Bono.
Jun 30, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
U2: Rattle And Hum (1988)
Bono on the Edge.
Jun 30, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Typists, The (1971)
Eli is Anne's type.
Jun 26, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Two Brothers (2004)
These brothers are pussies.
Feb 11, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Twins (1988)
Arnie's tall, Danny's not.
Jun 30, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Twelve Monkeys (1995)
Cheetah by the Dozen.
May 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Turkish Wizard Of Oz, The (1971)
Wonderful Emir of Oz.
Apr 14, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Turist �mer Uzay Yolunda (1973)
Enterprise's Captain Turk.
Aug 6, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Truman Show, The (1998)
When Harris Screwed Lloyd.
Feb 19, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Tristana (1970)
Fernando becomes Deneuve's Daddy.
Jan 8, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Trip To The Moon, A (1902)
Melies beats Neil Armstrong.
Jul 12, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Trick Elephant Bolivar, The Largest Elephant In The World, No. 1 (1903)
Pach-ing on the pounds.
Jan 13, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(10)
Traffic Crossing Leeds Bridge (1888)
Film Leeds to nowhere.
Aug 3, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Trading Places (1983)
Aykroyd duped by Dukes.
Feb 27, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Touched By Love (1980)
Lane's Graceland pen pal.
Aug 8, 2005
Unscored
Vote
To Wong Foo, Thanks For Everything, Julie Newmar (1995)
Leguizamo hotter as woman.
Feb 17, 2006
Unscored
Vote
To Catch A Thief (1955)
Cat burglar catches copycat.
Aug 6, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Titanic (1997)
Winslet strips, poses, drowns.
Apr 27, 2005
Scored 1/5
Vote
Time Machine, The (2002)
Wells does Wells wrong.
May 27, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Time Bandits (1981)
Tiny Python thievery.
Feb 19, 2006
Unscored
Vote
This Is Spinal Tap (1984)
Best in Rock Show.
Apr 30, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Thin Pink Line, The (1998)
Dietl's caravan of cameos.
Jun 26, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Thieving Hand, The (1908)
Crook caught one-handed.
Jul 21, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
There's Something About Mary (1998)
Something in Mary's hair.
Jul 12, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(5)
The Honeymooners (2005)
Kramden gets crazy suntan.
May 10, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
The Gong Show Movie (1980)
Even 'Unknown Comic's' ashamed.
Feb 18, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Terminal, The (2004)
Joe Versus English Language.
Jun 18, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Tent Pegging (1899)
Guys pitch a tent.
Jul 21, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Teenagers From Outer Space (1959)
Aliens conquer Earth, acne.
Jul 29, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III (1993)
Turtling backward through time.
Feb 15, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret Of The Ooze (1991)
Turtles search for ooze.
Feb 19, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990)
Artistic amphibians Shred Foot.
Mar 10, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
Teen Wolf (1985)
Werewolves are better ballers?
Apr 12, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
Team America: World Police (2004)
Puppetry of the Penal.
Apr 23, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Taxi Driver (1976)
Deniro's license to kill.
May 1, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Talented Mr. Ripley, The (1999)
Ripley's thieving a lot.
Jul 12, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Take It Out In Trade: The Outtakes (1995)
How much Wood chucks!
Feb 26, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Sword Of Doom, The (1966)
Ryunosuke: lying samurai killer.
Feb 18, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Swept Away (2002)
Ritchie's Beach Blanket Bimbo.
Jun 26, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Sweet Girl Graduate, The (1899)
Class of (18)'99 speech.
Jul 13, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Super Size Me (2004)
Next comes the McBypass.
Apr 15, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Super Size Me (2004)
Quarter Pounders = Quarter tonner.
May 5, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Stud Farm, No. 2, The (1902)
Farm, No. 2 stinks.
May 27, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Stuck On You (2003)
Kinnear. Damon also near.
Feb 22, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
Stripes (1981)
A Murray of One.
May 9, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
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Strict <---> Prince
Prince <---> Majest
Magica <---> Grumpi
Ground <---> Dial M
Deuce <---> Beverl
Beneat <---> 'Tis T
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