Ace Off, Nicolas Cage and John Travolta play ww1 spitfire pilots pitted against each other during the peak of the Great War. After a particularly vicious dog fight they shoot each other down captured by a band of malignant wandering gypsies they have to put aside old differences and a language barrier to free themselves. But in the end there can only be one Ace.
Evolver far into the future scientists clone Penelope Cruz much to the delight of the porn industry but Penelope has other ideas as impossibley she begins to remember her past and decides to go for the Best Actress Oscar that she was denied in her first life.
Howgirls - Elizabeth Berkeley stars as an aspiring technical support operator for the Wii version of "Dance Dance Fever".
Host Dog - Academy Award winner Forest Whitaker puts in an Oscar caliber performance as an unsuspecting master of the Japanese tea ceremony and its associated ettiquette.
The Ookie - Denis Quaid plays a really gross baseball pitcher with a really nasty, chewing-tobacco-spit fastball that no one can hit ... without throwing up.
Ours Mine and Ours - Denis Quaid is a schizophrenic Vietnam vet who imagines that he marries himself and gives birth to and/or adopts 28 Viet Cong war orphans, each an expression of the many faces of Ho Chih Mihn.
Earl Harbor - Ben Affleck plays loveable doofus Earl Harbor, who attempts big things but bombs everytime.
Ark Knight: In this ill-conceived crossover/sequel, Batman joins forces with Indiana Jones to search for a powerful artifact.
Aws: A cute, loveable baby shark swims into a tourist town's harbor, and has everybody cooing in approval.
0-year-old Virgin: Nobody is particularly surprised when a newborn baby has not had sex yet.
Uno: A spunky, wise-cracking teen spends nine months playing a popular card game.
Carface: Al Pacino plays a man whose odd facial deformity (a bumper-like forehead and headlights for eyes) leads him into the violent life of a black-market auto parts dealer.
Dropping the First
Posted - 06/09/2009 : 06:04:37
